so um. bones. starts. TOMORROW. i'm so ready. my other bones obsessed friends and i are having a party even. with chinese food and pie. anyway, i know i'm a little behind but i am still going with my original plan to do the months leading up to the season premiere. i was also thinking of doing a "1st date" chapter. so we'll see, but i've got it all planned out. it just needs to be written. but here's month 2 all about PDA. reviews welcomed and appreciated as always! Enjoy!
Month 2
PDA: Public Display of Affection; showing affection in a public place; Booth and Brennan's middle name
CAM
"Dr. Brennan, I'd. Oh. My. God. Come on people! What is with all of you?" Cam stormed out of Brennan's office, leaving a startled Booth and Brennan on the couch.
ANGELA
"Sweetie, I just finished facial reconstruction and I…" Angela froze, a huge smile growing on her face. She turned on her heel. "Carry on with your dirtiness. I expect details Bren!"
"Angela!" Brennan chastised. Booth turned beet red.
HODGINS
"Dr. B, you've got to see," Hodgins froze, horrified. "Really man? At least put a sock on the door or something."
SWEETS
"Sorry guys, there was," Sweets stopped mid sentence, "Come on guys! This is my office! Not cool!"
"Settle down Sweets. It was only a kiss," Booth said.
"Really Sweets, we have caught you in a worse position with Ms. Wick," Brennan replied. Booth nodded his agreement.
"Are you sure you can handle our relationship?" Booth asked.
CAM again…
"Oh come on people!" Cam yelled, after opening the supply closet door and finding Booth and Brennan. "There are cameras!"
"Not in here."
"Do NOT make me get a cold bucket of water."
CLARK
Clark walked in to Brennan's office and froze, a small cry coming involuntarily from his mouth.
"Dr. Edison!"
Clark held up his hands, closing his eyes, and walked out the way he had came.
"Do you think he's okay?"
"He's fine," Booth said, kissing Brennan again.
DAISY
"Dr. Brennan you are never going to believe what I… OH!" Daisy said. "Dr. Brennan I'm so sorry, I didn't know, I, well I guess we're technically even now after you saw me with Lancealot, not that there is a competition because you would obviously win."
"Ms. Wick!" Daisy turned and hurried out.
CAM round three
"I'm coming in!" Cam yelled, followed by a knock, just to be safe. Booth was leaning against Brennan's desk, while she sat in her chair. They both looked at her, curiously. Booth snorted.
"Why did you yell then knock?" he asked.
"You're kidding right?"
AT HOME
"Bones do you think we should cool it on the PDA?" Booth asked.
"I don't know what that means."
"You know, public display of affection?"
"Oh. Are you referring to us being caught close to sexual intercourse several times by our colleagues and friends?"
"In a shorter way, yes."
"I suppose so. Cam did seem very serious about pouring cold water on us."
"Yeah. Let's try to take it down a notch."
THE NEXT DAY
"That's it! No more PDA anywhere in this establishment!" Cam yelled.
"I would like to use my 'Get Out of Jail Free Card' please," Brennan said. Cam glared. Booth, Angela, and Hodgins smirked.
"Fine, but Seeley doesn't have one of those," Cam replied. Brennan considered this for a moment.
"I would like to revoke my use of the card."
"That's what I thought," Cam said, turning on her heel and heading for the door. The others followed after her.
"We just won't get caught," Booth whispered to Brennan. She smiled, knowingly.
"I'd be happy to show you our hiding spots. No cameras. No Cam," Angela offered. Hodgins nodded.
"I heard that!"
