Delfim: Hey bros, how is it going? Delfim the Black Kitsune here with more goodness!
Ego: Naruto entered Sephiroth mode BIATCHES! Shit just got real!
Delfim: Have you been eating sugar again?
Ego starts to cry: Lust took all my sugar, daddy. She is so mean…
Delfim: You mean she is looking out for you. You can't eat just sugar. Where is that girl anyway?
Lust runs in front of Delfim and Ego, so fast they hardly saw her. Then she passed again, in the opposite direction. Finally she went around the two of them screaming: MORE SUGAR!
Delfim: What the… Lust?
Lust stops, foaming at the mouth: SUGAR need SUGAR loots of sugar and COCK, need more COCK! My brain is screaming and my pussy is drolling need MORE!
Lust runs away again.
Delfim facepalms: What's with my personalities and sugar?
Ego: I don't know. Go figure…
Delfim: Anyway, there is a challenge I wanted to give you guys. If you read my One shot for Psucode Samurai, then this is the challenge. I would take it myself but I am busy.
Naruto in the Pokegirl world before he returned. You have the guidelines there, like which is his starter, some of the pokegirls he caught and just who helped him in the fic, the rest is free, except I don't want him to have a fox pokegirl. Take it as my way to sa life ain't fair. I passed through the same thing.
Naruto is back, he has pokegirls, he is confident, he causes chaos. You know more or less how he behaves from my one-shot, take it from there. He is allowed to recover pokegirls from his special device, which I leave to you to explain, except he won't have a fox pokegirl…
Alright give it a shot and PM me if you do. I want to read it.
Ego: And on that note, let's go to the chapter.
Chapter 9 A Battle of Demons
I kept my eyes trained on Zabuza and my other senses broad out. I knew that one slip and he would take the advantage of it, which I could not afford. I may wield a better blade, but the skill of the swordsman is also a very important factor, and he definitely had enough experience to be better than me.
Be careful, Master. Even with me, there is only so much you can do. Don't be cocky.
I smirked as I heard her words in my head. This was the true power behind the Loyal Weapons: Telepathy with their wielders, offering advice and help in battle.
Zabuza seemed to get tense. No doubt even though my sword looked longer than it should be, that he would not be tricked. Moreover when he had to look out for my sensei so he wouldn't run away from the bubble. Damn, there goes one possible advantage. His stance suggests that he is preparing to defend himself rather than advance, but appearances can be deceiving. He has to have a better plan than just wait for me on top of water.
And he did have a different plan. "Alright, let's see how you do with this!" He then did some one-handed hand signs and said "Water Clone!"
One water clone came out of the water, making me sweat drop as I saw it. My senses didn't detect anything else, so I had to ask "That's it? You call a clone? That's really it?" is this guy for real?
"Meh, not like you can kill this one anyway." Said Zabuza.
Now that I remember that battle, and with all the experience I have, I know I could have done things differently. I could just wait for his clone to attack, allowing me the advantage because as long as he is in the water, he still expels chakra, no matter how little, and I don't, so at one point both clone and original would have to move from their position or risk losing control of their techniques and fall down the water from chakra exhaustion, or simply from boredom. But I had and still have a miniscule problem: I have no patience.
His attitude is seriously pissing me off! Can't kill this one, huh? I will show him, I will make him regret his words! This were the only thoughts in my head as I gripped the sword tighter in my hand.
"Here I go!" I yelled as I swung my blade and rushed at the clone, my vision tunneling at the speed. Masamune is the deadliest weapon both because she can make the biggest newb into the greatest of swordsman, but because she rushes your body with so much power, augmenting your physical prowess in such way, that you easily become arrogant when you wield her.
I ducked under his high swing, snorting to myself. You know you are facing an arrogant swordsman when he tries to kill you by shopping of your head with an attack from the front, for it is the easiest to avoid and the easiest to block as well. After that, I made a single circular step, cutting the clone in two by the hip.
Master, watch out!
As he dispersed into water, I was hit by a water ball from the side, which threw me away and actually hurt my shoulder a bit. Zabuza had launched a "Water Bullet" when I killed the clone and I had to face palm for not considering that the original would try something while I dealt with the clone. After all, this is a jounin we are talking about. I got up and glared at him, putting myself in position to fight.
"You know, you look like you would be fun to fight." Mused Zabuza as another clone appeared behind him. The clone then took his position keeping Kakashi in the bubble. "Let's see what you got!" with that, he rushed towards me as I kept my stance.
Zabuza brought his blade down in a powerful arc. I side stepped and made a horizontal swing which he blocked only for me to twirl around him and try to hit him again, with no success as he rolled forward, avoiding my hit. I brought my blade down only for him to turn and block with his blade horizontal held in one hand as he tried to punch me, only for me to squat under the punch and kick him on the side of his left leg. As he fell, he pushed his sword into the ground to gain balance and to protect himself from another swing of my blade. I put my feet on his chest, though, and pushed him away.
"Damn kid, not bad." Complimented Zabuza. Before you start saying "Of course he said that…" and going on about me making this look good for me, let me say that I am not that kind of guy! I try to keep things as truthful as I can and I daresay I could have done better if I knew then what I know now.
"You too, Zabuza, though it is annoying that I can't get a clean hit." I mocked with a smile. There is nothing that irritates people more than the calm smiley guy that is just goofing around in the battle field.
Zabuza ran towards me as I ran towards him. I trusted my blade and since my weapon was longer, he had to block with his blade, putting it in his front as a shield as I kept trying to stab him over and over. He seemed to wait for the right moment, as at one of the trusts, which I couldn't tell you which one as I wasn't counting, he brought his weapon up, pushing mine up too in the process and kicked me in the stomach with all his foot, and a reverse of before happened as I was throw back by the kick.
Master, he is coming again!
I fell on my feet, but I had to block an attack from above as Zabuza wasn't going to let me recover. But this wasn't the first time I faced someone better than me. Now that I think about it, I almost always faced someone better. So I was used to deal with tight spots. He soon was raining attacks from me, from above, from the side, wherever and whenever he could while I defended at best.
I gave a few steps back, keeping tabs on how much closer I was to land. For this to work, I had to be out of the water and him in the deeper part of the lake. The first one was easy, the second one, not so much but I had a plan. So when I finally was near the lake, I started pushing chakra into my body, using the basics of Chakra Fighting Style to empower myself, as the blue aura attested to, and pushed him away. I let him get up as I pushed chakra into my blade.
"I have to admit, you aren't half bad." Said Zabuza. "You can call yourself genin, at least. But you made a mistake kid. You never let your enemies get their bearings back."
"Unless that is part of the plan." I retorted as I trusted my blade into the water. Masamune hummed as the blade vibrated a bit. Suddenly the whole surface of the water was trembling and Zabuza hardly held himself onto it. Vibration Pulse, an ability that makes just that, vibrations. It might sound useless, except the more power you put into it, the more vibration you create, making it possible to create earthquakes or tsunamis without using elemental chakra. For my idea, this was enough.
I then pushed chakra into the blade and prepared myself. This one was going to be a sure hit. "Crescent Blade Wave!" I yelled as I made a horizontal arc with my blade. The wave kept getting bigger and bigger as it neared Zabuza. I saw that Zabuza tried to get out of the water, but the turbulence on the surface made it too difficult. I watched with anticipation as the light was now looking like a crescent moon, so bright I couldn't even see Zabuza.
But the wave passed through where Zabuza was supposed to be, leaving nothing in there. I was confused. It was powerful, but not enough to obliterate him, much less without any sort of blast or something. The wave died down just as the trembling stopped. Then Zabuza's hand emerged from the water and he got back up.
"*gasp*Damn kid *pant* if I didn't let myself*breath* fall inside the water I*wheeze* would be done for. That is some*pant* dangerous skills you got there." Gasped Zabuza, his breathing hard probably because of the scare and not from tiredness.
I seethed. One miserable little detail and it blew my plan! It would have been an easy victory for me too! But nooo, now I got to face Zabuza with one, two maybe three less trump cards in my sleeve! Just my luck!
Don't stop now, Master. Pursue the attack!
I tried to do just that and take advantage of the situation as I rushed to Zabuza. Just as I was about to get him, both me and Zabuza had to jump back as a Water Dragon almost hit us both.
"What?" asked a surprised Zabuza.
"The trembling of the water destabilized your clone." Explained Kakashi as he walked closer, kunai in hand. "Guess I am back in battle."
"Oh yuppie. As if I needed you now." I mocked. Inside I was yelling at myself about the fact that I forgot about him. Not so much about forgetting a comrade, don't misunderstand me, but because I let one detail slip my mind and in battle, this kind of slips my lead to your death. "Look why don't you go back to the genins while I deal with Zabuza, Kakashi? I am having too much fun."
"Naruto, he is a Jounin. You have to let me fight!"
"I was the one that kicked your ass in the genin test!" I yelled, turning to him. "I may not have your experience, but I know what I am doing, unlike you mister 'Let's fall on the lake when facing a water using JOUNIN!'"
Master!
"I made one mistake, which will not happen again." Continued Kakashi. "But you"
"I what?" I asked, not even trying to keep my anger out of my tone. "I what? What is wrong with me, huh?"
Master!
"You aren't ready for him!"
"The hell I am, do you know how much I have been training to face guys even tougher than Zabuza?"
"This isn't your responsibility, it's mine, so let me handle it."
"No you let me…"
MASTER, TO YOUR LEFT, WATCH OUT!
"Water Style: GIANT VORTEX JUTSU!"
Zabuza's voice cut into our argument and when we turned it was too late. A huge vortex was coming towards us. Kakashi's eyes widened as he saw the jutsu while I just said "Fuck…"
The vortex hit with a strength I didn't though possible for a water jutsu. I was thrown in a whirl, basically breathless, and completely dizzy, my hand gripping Masamune as if it was a safe line. I could no longer tell where up and down where. I knew I had to do something, or I might end up in pretty bad shape as I could see trees around me as I was twisting away. The blue aura flared as I pushed as much chakra as I could through my body and forced it though the vortex, directly at the source, still gripping Masamune tightly in my hand.
Zabuza barely evaded my blade as I came out of the vortex and took a swing at him. In fact, if he hadn't jumped back, I would have cut his neck, of that I am sure. This of course cancelled the jutsu, which was a good bonus as I landed precariously on top of the water, still dizzy.
"That's impossible!" gasped Zabuza. "No one can do that. No human can! The vortex should be too powerful!"
"It was." I panted as I explained. "But… not enough… for me…"
Zabuza snorted. He didn't want to believe that a kid would do what not even him or any of the others of the seven swordsmen could do. But this didn't mean he would bow down and give up. Let it not be said that Zabuza was a coward, for he would never cower before anything, even the unknown.
"Very well, kid. Let's see how much longer you can stand."
I was berating myself as I gripped my blade as hard as I could, hand slowly trembling. How could I let myself be distracted in the middle of battle? I was clearly asking for this, to take one powerful blow for my disregard. But now I could hardly stand. I knew that if I wanted to win, I would have to reveal my tails and fight to my full power, and even then I might not make it, since my body took one hell of a blow.
And Zabuza wasn't helping. Once again he rained blows on me: one down arc, which I defended by bringing my blade up, only to get a kick in the ribs or a side slash, which forced me to duck, only for him to punch me with his free hand.
Damn, I can't release my demon power unless I get some distance from him. I need to focus. So I knew that yet again I had to use one of Masamune's special abilities. Pushing chakra into it, I vanished from my place as Zabuza was about to cut me in half.
As I reappeared away from him, I sighed. A teleporting technique almost if not on par with Yondaime's Yellow Flash, only it spends a lot of chakra. Well, human chakra, at least. But I was going for my demon chakra, things were about to get fun.
I felt the power flowing from the seal to me. A power both addicting and alluring. I felt a rush as my muscles vibrated. My previous wounds quickly healed as I stood up, now back to full power. I my hears get furry and pointy, I felt my senses evolving. Being a kitsune was something else all together. Finally, I felt two tails rip their way out of my back.
Zabuza turned around only in time to see my tails burst. He was gasping. "A Jinchuuriki? No, even their 'extra' limbs are made of chakra, not real fur, what are you?"
"I am a half demon, Zabuza." I answered. "And you are facing certain death."
With that, I started putting my chakra into the blade, which made Masamune actually vibrate. She loved my demonic chakra, so whenever I pumped it into her, she almost purred… except she isn't a cat, which makes this all the more hilarious.
I started teleported behind Zabuza, I started flashing strikes after strike on him as he defended as best he could, stepping back as I pressed advantage. I soon teleported again and he had to duck under my swing only for me to teleport to his front and make a up turned swing, which he avoided by jumping. As he was about to fall, I made a single flashing slash and reappeared behind him, cuts appearing everywhere on his body making water spurt out… wait water?
To your right!
I blocked a blade only to sidestep and hit Zabuza's head with the guard of the blade, making him stumble away before he fell butt first on the water due to the strength behind my next strike, which came down on his sword.
Press attack, don't let him recover!
I tried to stab him but showing amazing control he rolled on top of the water and avoided but not the side gash to his cheek. He got up just as I teleported behind him, cutting him from the left shoulder to his right hip, making him yell in pain.
As I was about to cut him in half, he disappeared and left a puddle of water which fell in the lake. "So this is the Mist's Substitution Technique, huh?" I asked out loud. "Come on, Zabuza, don't run away from me yet!"
"I ain't running away from you, kid." The voice came from land and I looked to see him straightening himself. "Just recovering a bit."
He weakened! This is your chance!
I nodded as I did a one handed symbol. "Shadow Clone Jutsu." 6 clones appeared around me. "Now, Zabuza, you will face my ultimate technique."
"Oh yeah, kid? What's that, 6 clones boring me to death?" asked a false bravado Zabuza.
"No, it's called Crescent Blade Assault!" And with that, my six clones dispersed around Zabuza and started making flashing slashes: From one side to another, leaving series of gashes on his body as Zabuza tried to keep up. As he did, I prepared my blade and did a Crescent Blade Wave, which got Zabuza right in the… sword.
I could see Zabuza gasping and putting the last of his strength into holding his ground. In the end he was throw away, tired, chakra less and his sword now had a huge gash on it.
"*Gasp* been in this life for 24 years…" said Zabuza. "Never *pant* did my blade *wheeze* ever got a *pant* single scratch."
I came closer to the man. In truth, this man had gained my respect. He may have just been my true test ever since I came back. He proved that I still had a long way to go. That I still had a long road before the idea of a village and of being Kage could settle in. I was about to ask him info on Gatou when needles just flew to his neck. Wait what?
"I thank you for helping me kill this dangerous foe." Said an hunter nin from mist as he appeared. "Without you, things would have been that much tougher."
I nodded, though I was seething. Nice going, jackass, you just made me lose my info. You could have let me question him first. And thanks for coming only when the job is done to.
"I must now dispose of the body, farewell."
Of course he had to just let others do his job and… wait a second… dispose of the body?
Master, he is escaping!
I turned but I was too late as the hunternin disappeared away in a poof of smoke. Damn, I was so immersed on my own thoughts I let an enemy escape. How careless was I being that day? Geez, too many mistakes at once.
"SENSEI!"
I groaned as I heard Howler Monkey's voice. As I did, Masamune returned to her kitsune form and said "Since I am no longer required, I will return to the clan."
"Yeah, thanks. I will reward you later." I promised her. Without her, I would die, so I was really grateful to her.
"I will hold you to that." Said Masamune as she disappeared.
I turned to see that Kakashi wasn't so bad. He was sitting on the ground, laying against a tree, unconscious with various gashes and wounds that were bleeding, but with the technique we were hit, I thought he would be a hell of a lot worse.
I knew I had to return back to my previous form. I don't know if they saw me yet, but better not risk it. So I returned back to human, feeling wobbly and dizzy from the fight and chakra drain.
"Alright, Pinky, Sasugay, you carry Kakashi…"
"Why don't you carry him?" asked Sasuke.
"YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU?"
"Hello, just been in a fight?" I asked rhetorically, too tired to give a shit. Well, I wouldn't anyway, but still… I then came towards Tazuna and leaning on him, I said "You mind giving me a hand as we go? I am far to tired to walk on my own and I don't trust those two."
"Sure, just hold yourself there, boy. You took quite the beating." Said Tazuna as he helped me.
Yeah, one hell of a beating, for both sides.
****A few days later*****
We were now in Tazuna's house. Our arrival was met with screams of fright from Tsunami, Tazuna's daughter, who was really helpful as she allowed us this room for me and Kakashi to recover. Even though I wasn't too bad physically, the demonic chakra taking care of that, I was still pretty roughed up psychologically and my chakra was low.
Kakashi was quite bandaged, only letting one eye be shown, he was pretty roughed up, but he would make full recovery, I made sure of that when I summoned Sakuya before and had her heal the guy. She made it so his healing would be accelerated, since forcing healing at this point, with his chakra so low, could be fatal to him.
As he groaned, I said "Finally back, Dushebag, you almost got us both killed!"
Kakashi mumbled incoherently before he gasped and said "Where is Zabuza?"
"Alive, he escaped due to the help of an accomplice." I answered truthfully. "No thanks to you. Had you kept yourself out of the battle and he would be dead or captured at the very least."
Kakashi then sighed. "But everything is okay, right? He is gone…"
"No everything is NOT okay! We nearly died, Kakashi! We were damn lucky! What is wrong with you?"
"I could ask you the same." He said as his eye turned to me. "You have been a lot more aggressive lately, Naruto. Care to shed some light into it? Why are you acting like you hate me and everybody else?"
"I don't… I… you know what, I don't know." I answered truthfully, though still yelling. "I guess it's the stupid missions, and the teammates, and the villagers and everything that has been pissing me off! We do chores every day, I hardly get to train with you, my sensei, I have to work with people I hate while the villagers keep getting more and more bold, and I gave the one I love a very difficult choice which may make her hate me! I feel like nothing is going as I wanted and I am getting fucking sick of it!"
With that I punched the wall, making a hole there and bruising my knuckles. As I gritted my teeth in pain, I heard him say "Well, the chores aren't my idea, but the Hokage's, so complain to him. Second, I warned you that I would have to train Sasuke and why, so don't throw that one on me. Third, well sometimes you just have to swallow the toad and be done with it. It's unpleasant, it sucks, but you do what you got to do. Fourth, the villagers are only getting bold because you allow them, try to stay out of their hair and you will see that they won't actively seek you out anymore. Finally, if this person loves you, she will do the right choice… unless you were a real dick with her, cause then forget it."
I looked at him in surprise. He chuckled. "Not expecting me to answer your rage with logic? I find that if we can rationalize with ourselves, we can actually control our emotions easier. It doesn't work for everyone, but it's a good strategy. Besides I have been worried about you."
"You do?" I asked surprised.
"Of course!" He said with an eye smile. "As powerful as you are, you are still my genin. I worry about you more mentally than physically. I understand that working with people you hate can do much bad to one's psyche, so I was worried you would snap and do something you would regret, but if I just offered my help right out of the blue, you would have just gotten worse. You had to come and accept my help at your own time for it to work."
"Really?" I asked surprised.
"It is not that uncommon for ninjas to feel frustrated by their jobs. Most ninjas searched for psychiatric help at least once in their life time, specially the stronger ones. And you are definitely strong, Naruto. That is too strong for the type of missions we have been doing up until now. Though this one might just be your type."
I breathed deeply. It was weird to know he cared, but it made me feel better. I realized that my bad humor made me over criticize everything and turn me bitter towards things. Damn, I needed something to help me, something to distract me. That is when it hit me, an idea that made me hope.
"Kakashi, since there was a A-rank ninja in this mission, we can call for backup, right?" I asked, trying to prove my theory.
"Well, yeah I suppose, but do you really think we need…"
"Oh absolutely!" I answered before he could finish. "We need another team… for the sake of our mission... and my psyche… and the safety of my teammates…"
"Okay, I get it." He said in surrender. "Can you write the request for back up? I would do it, but I am too bandaged to even move my butt."
"Don't worry, tonight we can take the bandages. But I will write the request of course." I said in an more lighter tone. Just hope this works.
*****Change P.O.V: Shino*****
I was at the Aburame compound, walking towards my father's study, deep in thought. The conversation with Tora shed some light into some things, but gave rise to more questions than answers. Was I ready to see his path, see and understand him to a deeper level, and let him see me? While my logical side keeps telling me there should be no problem, as I have nothing to hide, I still fear for what I may or may not see, what I may or may not expose.
And furthermore, what if I end up turning into a mantis demon? It could be problematic… scratch that, it could be disastrous if what Tora said was truth. This made me nervous. After all, and as far as I knew, there was nothing that could determine just what I was about to turn into.
"You called father?"
Father had summoned me to his office, claiming that he had something to discuss with me. So I came and now that I saw him, I knew he was nervous about something. He is difficult to read, but I am his daughter. It isn't so hard for me.
"Come in and sit down. I need to discuss something... about your friend." He said as he had me sit down in front of him. "I assume you know of his burden by now."
I raised an eyebrow. "Yes, he told me the day we met."
"How trustful of him." Said dad.
"Actually, it was to scare the potential genins in a exam and because one of the hopefuls was getting on his nerves." I answered. "Why have you asked me here, though."
"I asked you here to confirm if you truly have feelings for him or if I was mistaken all those years ago." I couldn't help but feel my cheeks get warm. "Looks like I was right."
"I will admit I have feelings for him and that we have a steady relationship right now." I said. No use denying it. That only leads to mistrust and problems in the family. And for an Aburame, family is everything.
"I see. So you are already in a relationship…" He then sighed in relief. "Uff, then my biggest worry was meaningless."
"Huh?" I asked, surprised.
He turned serious again. "For an Aburame, it can take years if not decades to start a relationship because of our… companions." He explained. "There are some that actually never find their loved ones. That is why the clan is rather small compared to other clans. If you two are already in a relationship, then the harder part is already done."
"So that is what you were worried about." I mused with a smile.
"You still are my daughter, so I was worried I will admit. But hearing this makes me rest easier. You do have to invite him one day, though. I wish to meet the one that has m daughter's heart here where I can give him the traditional Scary father speech without it being too much of a shock."
I just shook my head at my father's antics. He could act like the loving understanding father he was inside of the house, but outside he was the true stereotypical Aburame.
"Fine, but try not to scare him away, would you?"
"Who me? Never. Just going to make him sweat a bit, that's all."
We shared a good laugh at the image. This also made me scowl at the village as we had to act like emotionless warriors to keep them away. What kind of place forces you to feel unwelcome just because of how you are born?
"Shibi-sama." Said the monotone voice, loud enough to tell us that we had guests and had to put forth our façade. "One Kiba Inuzuka is awaiting for Shino-san. Something about a last minute mission."
I raised an eyebrow. We just returned 2 days ago and already we had to go on another? That was highly irregular. Perhaps we were specially requested. That means it must be a genin level tracking mission to train the future tracking team. That or it's a clan mission from one of the clans that made the team. Since her father didn't inform her of anything, it meant that if that was the scenario, it would involve the Inuzukas or the Hyugas.
"Tell him she will be there soon." Answered my father as he dismissed the other Aburame.
"Very well." As he left, my father gave me a slight nod which was to confirm that I could leave.
I quickly made my way to the bedroom and prepared. Packing my stuff so that I would be covered for any kind of mission, I put some spray to hide my scent. After all, it would do no good for Kiba to find out I am a girl. God knows how Hinata puts up with it, but I do have a theory that deep down she likes to be molested. A normal person would have hit the daylights out of Kiba already. Just saying.
I soon left the compound and Kiba was there with his partner Akamaru. "Come on, Shino, we are going to be late."
"Better late and prepared than early and with no means." I answered calmly. I knew that this just bugged him of even more, but it kept up with my Aburame persona and kept him away so far, so it's a win/win situation.
"Whatever." He then sniffed the air and frowned in disgust. "Man Shino, why do you always have to use that odorless crap?"
"Because I don't want to be sniffed by you." I answered truthfully.
"You are such a jerk, Shino." He told me.
I couldn't really care about his opinion. Let the mutt develop an issue over it, I have better things to do… like get info on the mission.
"So what mission is so important it requires us?" I asked, trying to get information.
"Heck should I know. Kurenai just told me to get you."
I nodded but on the inside I was groaning. This means that it is either a training mission or a Hyuga related one. I can only hope it's a training mission, cause if it is a Hyuga related, it means another Branch member ran away and they want us to capture the poor guy or girl so they can activate the seal in front of every other Branch member to serve as example. That is a serious crack on one's mental stability, to hunt people fighting only for freedom. One I don't think that Hinata could deal with.
We reached the Hokage Tower soon, where we met with Kurenai and Hinata. Seeing her just as confused made me rethink that perhaps it is just a training mission. That or her father decided she wasn't worth informing personally, which knowing Hiashi was a very possible reality.
"Ha, Team 8, welcome." The Hokage said with a smile. A few of my kikaichu quickly revealed, however, that this was a clone we were talking to and that the real one wasn't even here. "I called you here due to Team 7's request for backup…"
"HA! Those weaklings can't even do a simple mission without backup!" joked Kiba. I only frowned at this. Naruto is strong enough to take on jounins, he shouldn't be having problems.
"The mission is actually A-rank." Oh no. "And before you ask why it is you well, you were firmly requested." He then showed the request letter.
The request was as followed:
To the old man
We need backup and don't you fucking dare to send an Anbu team. When I say backup, I say a team of people around my age which are somewhat mentally stable.
So I ask not for Team 10, we already have the pink version of a fangirl, having the blond one doesn't give a bonus to us. And if you send team 9 I swear they are coming back in a shoe box… all four of them… in the same shoe box.
I guess it doesn't take a genius to figure it out, I am asking for team 8 to back us up. While Kiba is an asshole and Hinata is still a bit green, I need a friend to support me here as my frustration with the mission is making me do mistakes. So I need Shino here.
If you send someone else, I will swear to god I will fucking murder them before I become a new missing nin with one sole purpose: to fucking give the Leaf Village the biggest headache since Orochimaru.
And if by now you are feeling outrageous about the way I am writing to you, fuck it, you still have a lot to work out before you get my respect, old man.
So we await for the backup at Tazuna's house. The coordinates and a map are in the separate sheet of paper. There is also info from our mission dictated by Jounin Hatake Kakashi, who know lies in bed.
Signed
Naruto Uzumaki
P.S: I know I asked Kakashi, but I have to ask you: if I cut Sakura's throat without killing here but making her mute while giving Sasuke a laxative so he can shit the 10 foot brick wall he has stuck up his ass, will it be considered an attack to a fellow ninja or a public service?
I read the letter and I could see that, while he tried to humor it, he really needed help. He normally doesn't show so much frustration not even when talking, and that was worrying to me. Though I also couldn't help but scold his language. Demon or not, there was no need for that.
"As you can see, you were quiet directly pointed out as the only acceptable backup for this mission."
"What the hell is wrong with that douchebag?" yelled Kiba. "You want us to go get him for punishment, Hokage-sama?"
"… as much as I don't want to admit it, I guess he has some right to the way he addresses me." While I saw the others confused at this, I just looked with a bit of pity. I couldn't look past the fact that he was old, and that Naruto made him hit reality far too harshly. "The information on the mission says they were attacked by the Demon Twin Brothers and Momochi Zabuza, so they requested backup as a better safe than sorry measure. You are, however, required to depart immediately."
"Yes sir!" answered Kurenai.
Wait for me, Naruto. I am coming.
Author Notes:
Delfim: Done.
Ego: That wasn't what I was expecting.
Delfim: It didn't came up as well as I would have liked. But I think it served the purpose. Anyway guys, I hope you liked it andreview please.
Ego: You better do it, or Lust will rape you!
Lust: MORE MORE GIVE LUST MORE! FEED LUST MORE MORE MORE!
Delfim: …ooookay… Peace Out.
