Chapter 9 The honeymoon

Rating M for some sex and language

WARNING LEMON (well duh I mean it's a honeymoon) READER DESCRESION

Disclaimer I do not own the rights to South Park

Chapter 9 The honeymoon

Kenny's P.O.V

You know the feeling when you are in love your stomach hurts you feel funny around them and then every time you talk to them there is a tiny twitch between your eye and cheek well I have this everyday now with my wife Bebe McCormick and I am the happiest husband in the world I may be only 16 but I don't care that I have a pregnant wife with a son on the way I can't wait to meet the little fella but we have a problem…..what do we name him ohh it's so annoying cause the names I come up with suck James matt even john sound stupid grr WE NEED A NAME and I got on the phone with Kyle who says they have a surprise for us when we get back ha probably a baby shower

Hey Kyle I said

Sup bro so how's Hawaii asked Kyle

Didn't you ask yesterday plus it's not the first time I've been here I said

Yeah I know so I hope you too are having some fun alone said Kyle

Yeah we have so much alone time I think we might not come home I said

OH YOUR COMING BACK yelled Wendy

Wendy hey I said

DON'T HEY ME IM NOT IN A FUCKING HEY MOOD said Wendy

Uhhhh I said

She's kind of irritable Stan got her some meds to calm her down said Kyle

AHHH yelled Bebe

HONEY ARE YOU OK I yelled

Yeah I'm fine I just looked in the mirror its official I'm fat said Bebe

Yeah but you are glowing I yelled back

Thanks huh

I herd chunks blow

You ok honey I asked

Yeah just a bit of morning sickness said Bebe

Yeah I'm not exactly in heaven here I said

Well your happy right asked Kyle

Yes I am and I would never change this for a million dollars I said

….don't you guys have a million dollars asked Kyle

Well uhhhh…..shut up I said

I hung the phone up

So you want to lay on the beach asked Bebe

Sure I said as long as I don't get eaten by a shark I said

Well if you do what our plan has asked Bebe

Just act like a wife who just became a widow then no one will suspect anything I said

Oh ok well when the last accident that happened has asked Bebe

Well besides the giant H dropping on me it was almost 2 years sense I died on accident I said

Wow that's amazing why this is a curse again asked Bebe

Because I am accident prone but I guess that bet I made with Satan helped me not die as much as I used to when I was younger I said

Oh so let's go said Bebe…in a 2 top

Oh your wearing that I asked

Yeah I am I am showing off my baby to the world for 1 day…..unless you want to go to the nude beach 1st asked Bebe

Ha ha ha we promised on our last day in Hawaii we would go there I said

Well maybe I want to go today is that a problem asked Bebe

Nope let's go I said

We went to an all-natural beach it said ages 18 and up but I scored some fake IDs so then we could get in it was so easy and Bebe looked hot

Bebes boobs went from DD to BB but they still were pretty and she shaved down south just for me but the best part of her was that 6 month baby fat she had now she was beautiful

Hello said a stranger

Hi I said trying not to stare at the junk

My name is Bob and this is my wife Zoey

Wow I swear I was retarded because I got hard in front of a chubby Italian girl whose hair was black and boobs bigger then my fists they had to be 36 D cause damn they were big and Bebe noticed that I noticed them ah shit

Hey honey who's your friend said Bebe kicking the back of my leg

Oh we are married nude photographers said Zoey

Oh really said Bebe

I'm sorry are you pregnant asked Bob

WHY IS IT CAUSE IM FAT yelled Bebe

No no its cause you have a beautiful glow and a charming attitude said Bob

I whispered

Nice save trust me she is extra cranky pregnant and she was pretty bitchy before

Thank you that's sweet said Bebe

…can I take a picture of you asked Zoey to Bebe?

Bebe blushed

Uh no you're not getting my naked body on your freaky porno magazine said Bebe

NO NO we are not porno photographers we represent the mothers of America we are on our honey moon and we wanted a picture of you pregnant because we believe that's where the beauty lies

Oh well ok said Bebe

And don't worry we won't tell anyone here you're really 16 said Zoey

Wait what how do you know asked Bebe

You look 16 just saying but you are very pretty and technically it's not pornography because no certain parts are being shown I mean god Miley Cyrus took a picture of her back at the age of 14 so what if it's your stomach said bob

I sat there and watched as Bebe posed for the photographer covering her private areas and I thought she was hot as hell and she noticed because well I scored when we got back to the room

Hey Kenny you think I was pretty (she took of her cloths) naked asked Bebe

….yes I said walking towards her

Our lips touched and I rubbed her shoulders and kissed her neck she had a problem with sex cause of the baby but I knew what to do I laid her down and put my dick in her and she was shouting my name the entire time (I wish she didn't do that I hate when in porn the girl shouts the guy's name it's such a turn off) when I finished she said I did a good job and laid down I was right behind her putting massage oil on her back and shoulders and a little on her belly then I whispered to the baby

I don't know who you are or why you are in this belly

Bebe giggled

I don't have any skills what's so ever but I have money and I will talk care of you so listen good get out of my wife so then I can love you like a father should I said

The baby then kicked

HA IT WORKED I yelled

Wow that was precious said Bebe I have to call Wendy

Bebe called and Stan picked up her phone

Hey said Stan

OH hi Stan is Wendy indisposed are u 2 busy asked Bebe

Ha no I wish but she's passed out on the couch poor girl took this period pill and its support to get rid of the problem early but it knocked her out said Stan

Aww said Bebe

Yeah said Stan

Ha I made a taken reference and the baby reacted to it by kicking I said

Ha let me guess little lender asked Stan

No that's a dumb name I said

Well how about Trent said Bebe

Or Steve said Stan

No and no how about ken I said

Ha no not a male Barbie said Bebe

Ha ha I said

Well I'm sure you 2 will find a good name said Stan

Yeah I hope so I said

So what are you guys doing asked Stan?

Well we just had sex I said

Good bye said Stan

HEY I said

What I don't need to stick around for round 2 bro said Stan

Ha well that ain't happening cause it's dangerous to fuck while pregnant I said

They why did you asked Stan

It was her idea being pregnant made her horny I said

Dude she always has been horny said Stan

Shut up I said

Its true said Bebe

See said Stan

Be nice to them said Kyle in the background

HI KYLE I said

Hey Kenny shouted Kyle

How's your situation I asked

It's good hey Stan can you check on Wendy I want to talk to Kenny in private asked Kyle

Ok man whatever said Stan

I wondered what they were all doing in one room hmm

So what's up I asked?

It's about tray said Kyle

Oh no don't tell me u 2 are fighting again I said

No said Bebe

No were ok better than ever actually it's just he knows about your curse how asked Kyle

That's so weird why everyone is finding out about this I asked

I don't know and if it's true….does Stan know asked Kyle

He said he didn't right I asked

Yeah but the way he said it was different and Wendy told me that just cause 1 person doesn't believe you doesn't mean we all don't believe you said Kyle

…..she know 2 I said

Then it hit me its all makes sense now Kyle died then I died they didn't remember but they looked kind of shocked when they saw me alive they probably didn't want to ask because….

ITS YOU KYLE I said

Huh said Kyle

You are the reason why everyone remembers you died they saw you die and death just smacked everyone in the face so now my curse has been reviled to the town of south park but only my closest friends…and Jesus knows about it because they all care about you so then they remembered me and cared for me IM BEING REMEMBERED WHICH MEANS HALF OF MY CURSE IS DISAPEARING I said in a yell of excitement

Yayyyy yelled Bebe holding me

Her bare boobs on my side made me really happy

Uh Kenny sorry but once is enough maybe after little Mitch comes out then we could have real fun said Bebe

We're not calling him Mitch I said

What about Larry said Kyle

No I said

Mike asked Bebe

No I said

North said Bebe

Why the fuck would we name our baby after the child of a gay fish and a fucking hobbit I asked

Bebe chuckled

Well whatever the name is I hope you 2 have a fun honeymoon said Kyle

…were leaving tomorrow I said

Wait what why asked Kyle

It was my idea Hawaii's fun but family and friends are where it's at I should take us 7 hours to fly back said Bebe

Ok well good night said Kyle

I hung up

Hmm his acting funny I said

Hehe so what's with the sticky you like what you see asked Bebe

Yes I do but no fooling around that's what you said I said

Yeah with me but I'm hungry for your cock said Bebe

She put my dick deep throat in her mouth and thrusted it back and forth and I enjoyed every second of it until I came in her mouth

….CHARLES I yelled

NO said Bebe spitting out the cum

Oh shit uhhhh Danny I said

Nope said Bebe

Hmm Trever I said

Nope said Bebe

Eric I said

FUCK NO

END OF CHAPTER

End summery

Ha ha what's the name of the baby hopefully they will come up with a good name and sorry it took me so damn long I was abducted by visitors I had to fight for my life anyway WE NEED REVIEWS cause reviews gives me strength and strength give me ideas and ideas makes this fanfic less shitty then I will admit it has kind of gotten man I need a good idea for Kyles P.O.V man it's going to be a long night cause I'm not updating tonight OH and if you have any south park fanfic you want me to read let me know I love a good long fanfic no matter how gay it is lol