Chapter 9 The honeymoon
Rating M for some sex and language
WARNING LEMON (well duh I mean it's a honeymoon) READER DESCRESION
Disclaimer I do not own the rights to South Park
Chapter 9 The honeymoon
Kenny's P.O.V
You know the feeling when you are in love your stomach hurts you feel funny around them and then every time you talk to them there is a tiny twitch between your eye and cheek well I have this everyday now with my wife Bebe McCormick and I am the happiest husband in the world I may be only 16 but I don't care that I have a pregnant wife with a son on the way I can't wait to meet the little fella but we have a problem…..what do we name him ohh it's so annoying cause the names I come up with suck James matt even john sound stupid grr WE NEED A NAME and I got on the phone with Kyle who says they have a surprise for us when we get back ha probably a baby shower
Hey Kyle I said
Sup bro so how's Hawaii asked Kyle
Didn't you ask yesterday plus it's not the first time I've been here I said
Yeah I know so I hope you too are having some fun alone said Kyle
Yeah we have so much alone time I think we might not come home I said
OH YOUR COMING BACK yelled Wendy
Wendy hey I said
DON'T HEY ME IM NOT IN A FUCKING HEY MOOD said Wendy
Uhhhh I said
She's kind of irritable Stan got her some meds to calm her down said Kyle
AHHH yelled Bebe
HONEY ARE YOU OK I yelled
Yeah I'm fine I just looked in the mirror its official I'm fat said Bebe
Yeah but you are glowing I yelled back
Thanks huh
I herd chunks blow
You ok honey I asked
Yeah just a bit of morning sickness said Bebe
Yeah I'm not exactly in heaven here I said
Well your happy right asked Kyle
Yes I am and I would never change this for a million dollars I said
….don't you guys have a million dollars asked Kyle
Well uhhhh…..shut up I said
I hung the phone up
So you want to lay on the beach asked Bebe
Sure I said as long as I don't get eaten by a shark I said
Well if you do what our plan has asked Bebe
Just act like a wife who just became a widow then no one will suspect anything I said
Oh ok well when the last accident that happened has asked Bebe
Well besides the giant H dropping on me it was almost 2 years sense I died on accident I said
Wow that's amazing why this is a curse again asked Bebe
Because I am accident prone but I guess that bet I made with Satan helped me not die as much as I used to when I was younger I said
Oh so let's go said Bebe…in a 2 top
Oh your wearing that I asked
Yeah I am I am showing off my baby to the world for 1 day…..unless you want to go to the nude beach 1st asked Bebe
Ha ha ha we promised on our last day in Hawaii we would go there I said
Well maybe I want to go today is that a problem asked Bebe
Nope let's go I said
We went to an all-natural beach it said ages 18 and up but I scored some fake IDs so then we could get in it was so easy and Bebe looked hot
Bebes boobs went from DD to BB but they still were pretty and she shaved down south just for me but the best part of her was that 6 month baby fat she had now she was beautiful
Hello said a stranger
Hi I said trying not to stare at the junk
My name is Bob and this is my wife Zoey
Wow I swear I was retarded because I got hard in front of a chubby Italian girl whose hair was black and boobs bigger then my fists they had to be 36 D cause damn they were big and Bebe noticed that I noticed them ah shit
Hey honey who's your friend said Bebe kicking the back of my leg
Oh we are married nude photographers said Zoey
Oh really said Bebe
I'm sorry are you pregnant asked Bob
WHY IS IT CAUSE IM FAT yelled Bebe
No no its cause you have a beautiful glow and a charming attitude said Bob
I whispered
Nice save trust me she is extra cranky pregnant and she was pretty bitchy before
Thank you that's sweet said Bebe
…can I take a picture of you asked Zoey to Bebe?
Bebe blushed
Uh no you're not getting my naked body on your freaky porno magazine said Bebe
NO NO we are not porno photographers we represent the mothers of America we are on our honey moon and we wanted a picture of you pregnant because we believe that's where the beauty lies
Oh well ok said Bebe
And don't worry we won't tell anyone here you're really 16 said Zoey
Wait what how do you know asked Bebe
You look 16 just saying but you are very pretty and technically it's not pornography because no certain parts are being shown I mean god Miley Cyrus took a picture of her back at the age of 14 so what if it's your stomach said bob
I sat there and watched as Bebe posed for the photographer covering her private areas and I thought she was hot as hell and she noticed because well I scored when we got back to the room
Hey Kenny you think I was pretty (she took of her cloths) naked asked Bebe
….yes I said walking towards her
Our lips touched and I rubbed her shoulders and kissed her neck she had a problem with sex cause of the baby but I knew what to do I laid her down and put my dick in her and she was shouting my name the entire time (I wish she didn't do that I hate when in porn the girl shouts the guy's name it's such a turn off) when I finished she said I did a good job and laid down I was right behind her putting massage oil on her back and shoulders and a little on her belly then I whispered to the baby
I don't know who you are or why you are in this belly
Bebe giggled
I don't have any skills what's so ever but I have money and I will talk care of you so listen good get out of my wife so then I can love you like a father should I said
The baby then kicked
HA IT WORKED I yelled
Wow that was precious said Bebe I have to call Wendy
Bebe called and Stan picked up her phone
Hey said Stan
OH hi Stan is Wendy indisposed are u 2 busy asked Bebe
Ha no I wish but she's passed out on the couch poor girl took this period pill and its support to get rid of the problem early but it knocked her out said Stan
Aww said Bebe
Yeah said Stan
Ha I made a taken reference and the baby reacted to it by kicking I said
Ha let me guess little lender asked Stan
No that's a dumb name I said
Well how about Trent said Bebe
Or Steve said Stan
No and no how about ken I said
Ha no not a male Barbie said Bebe
Ha ha I said
Well I'm sure you 2 will find a good name said Stan
Yeah I hope so I said
So what are you guys doing asked Stan?
Well we just had sex I said
Good bye said Stan
HEY I said
What I don't need to stick around for round 2 bro said Stan
Ha well that ain't happening cause it's dangerous to fuck while pregnant I said
They why did you asked Stan
It was her idea being pregnant made her horny I said
Dude she always has been horny said Stan
Shut up I said
Its true said Bebe
See said Stan
Be nice to them said Kyle in the background
HI KYLE I said
Hey Kenny shouted Kyle
How's your situation I asked
It's good hey Stan can you check on Wendy I want to talk to Kenny in private asked Kyle
Ok man whatever said Stan
I wondered what they were all doing in one room hmm
So what's up I asked?
It's about tray said Kyle
Oh no don't tell me u 2 are fighting again I said
No said Bebe
No were ok better than ever actually it's just he knows about your curse how asked Kyle
That's so weird why everyone is finding out about this I asked
I don't know and if it's true….does Stan know asked Kyle
He said he didn't right I asked
Yeah but the way he said it was different and Wendy told me that just cause 1 person doesn't believe you doesn't mean we all don't believe you said Kyle
…..she know 2 I said
Then it hit me its all makes sense now Kyle died then I died they didn't remember but they looked kind of shocked when they saw me alive they probably didn't want to ask because….
ITS YOU KYLE I said
Huh said Kyle
You are the reason why everyone remembers you died they saw you die and death just smacked everyone in the face so now my curse has been reviled to the town of south park but only my closest friends…and Jesus knows about it because they all care about you so then they remembered me and cared for me IM BEING REMEMBERED WHICH MEANS HALF OF MY CURSE IS DISAPEARING I said in a yell of excitement
Yayyyy yelled Bebe holding me
Her bare boobs on my side made me really happy
Uh Kenny sorry but once is enough maybe after little Mitch comes out then we could have real fun said Bebe
We're not calling him Mitch I said
What about Larry said Kyle
No I said
Mike asked Bebe
No I said
North said Bebe
Why the fuck would we name our baby after the child of a gay fish and a fucking hobbit I asked
Bebe chuckled
Well whatever the name is I hope you 2 have a fun honeymoon said Kyle
…were leaving tomorrow I said
Wait what why asked Kyle
It was my idea Hawaii's fun but family and friends are where it's at I should take us 7 hours to fly back said Bebe
Ok well good night said Kyle
I hung up
Hmm his acting funny I said
Hehe so what's with the sticky you like what you see asked Bebe
Yes I do but no fooling around that's what you said I said
Yeah with me but I'm hungry for your cock said Bebe
She put my dick deep throat in her mouth and thrusted it back and forth and I enjoyed every second of it until I came in her mouth
….CHARLES I yelled
NO said Bebe spitting out the cum
Oh shit uhhhh Danny I said
Nope said Bebe
Hmm Trever I said
Nope said Bebe
Eric I said
FUCK NO
END OF CHAPTER
End summery
Ha ha what's the name of the baby hopefully they will come up with a good name and sorry it took me so damn long I was abducted by visitors I had to fight for my life anyway WE NEED REVIEWS cause reviews gives me strength and strength give me ideas and ideas makes this fanfic less shitty then I will admit it has kind of gotten man I need a good idea for Kyles P.O.V man it's going to be a long night cause I'm not updating tonight OH and if you have any south park fanfic you want me to read let me know I love a good long fanfic no matter how gay it is lol
