Three weeks had passed and Zack and Max were still going strong. It had been Zack's longest relationship so far. Soon the S.S. Tipton's teen cruise to Hawaii would begin. The cruise would end with a special concert featuring Hannah Montana.
"So are you excited?" Zack asked Max.
"Not really. I'm not a crazy fan of Hannah. I like her music but I wouldn't be upset if I didn't get to see the concert. I like to treat everyone the same regardless of their status." Max said.
"That's a good way to think about it." Zack said.
"Now Bailey on the other hand, is going crazy. Your brother better do whatever he can to get her tickets." Max said.
"You know we met Hannah at the hotel." The boy commented. "She even ate cake off my shirt."
"Yeah I heard about that. The week I go out of town, a celebrity comes to the hotel." Max mused.
"Well you did get to meet Jake Ryan." Zack said. "You even went on a date with him."
Max had eventually told him that Les was really in fact Jake Ryan.
"You know that was only an attempt to make you jealous. It wasn't even a real date." Max answered. "So we have some time before all of the other teens arrive. What do you wanna do?"
"How about we go get lunch?" Zack suggested.
"Sounds good to me." Max said.
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Meanwhile in New York, Justin Russo was watching his sister Alex do homework. Their little brother was visiting their grandma.
"Would you stop?" Alex asked, annoyed.
"But it's so much fun. Like a new reality show that I've never seen." Justin said.
"I so wish I could turn you into a goat right now." Alex said.
Just then their father, Jerry walked in with the mail. "Let's see we have a letter for Justin and letter from your school."
Justin looked at the letter. "It's from that essay contest I entered." He said as he opened it. "Winner! I won a trip to Hawaii with one guest on the S.S. Tipton's Teen Cruise, ending with 2 tickets to the Hannah Montana concert."
"I'm going to Hawaii!" Jerry shouted.
"Dad it's the teen cruise." Justin remarked.
"I'm going to Hawaii!" Alex screamed.
Jerry had opened the other letter. "You're not going anywhere Missy. This letter says you're missing 14 assignments. Maybe Justin can take Harper." He said before entering the kitchen.
"Wow I definately don't want to go with Harper." Justin said.
"And you won't be." Alex said with a smirk.
"Mom and Dad will never let you." Justin remarked.
"Mom and Dad won't know or even know that I exist." Alex said.
"What are you talking about?" Justin said before something clicked. "Oh no."
By then it was too late to stop her. "Until I say when, make me Mikayla again." She said.
Alex's clothes transformed into a more stylist look. "Ooh I look good." She said. The only downside to the spell was couldn't use magic because Mikayla wasn't a wizard.
"Alex you know this didn't work last time. You were a one-hit wonder and got dropped by your label with no money. Not to mention that movie didn't work." Justin reminded her. "Hannah beat you fair and square."
"Well I'm not trying to be a popstar this time." Mikayla said. "I just want to go on that cruise and maybe I can show Hannah up."
Just then, Jerry returned from the kitchen. "Justin, who's your friend?" He asked.
"I'm Mikayla Martinez." The girl said. "Justin asked me if I wanted to go on the teen cruise with him."
Because Jerry and his wife Theresa paid absolutely no attention to pop music, they had no idea who Mikayla was. They wouldn't know who Hannah Montana was if it weren't for her movie Indiana Joanie.
An hour later, the shipped docked in New York. Justin and Mikayla entered the elevator. Several whispers were heard as she entered the ship.
"Justin Russo!?" Mr. Moseby called.
Justin raised his hand and Moseby walked over to him. "There's our contest winner… My god you're Mikayla."
"Hey how's it going?" Mikayla said smoothly
"You should have called to tell us that you were coming. We could've prepared a suite for you." Moseby said.
"That's okay. I'll just stay with Justin. He is the one who invited me." Mikayla said.
"Very well, if there's anyone you need feel free to ask." Moseby said as he led the pair to their room. It happened to be the infirmary. "Oh by the way Justin, I'll be teaching a marine biology class."
"That sounds great" Justin said
"Wait this is our room?" Mikayla asked in shock.
"Well I supposed to could bump you two up to first class." Moseby said.
"That would be great." Mikayla said as Moseby led them to another fancier room. He then returned to the lobby.
"Man I missed being treated like this." Mikayla said.
"I have to admit that this is better." Justin said. "But that still doesn't excuse you turning yourself into another person!"
"Well maybe now you'll actually get to meet London Tipton." Mikayla said.
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On the pool deck, Max walked over Zack at the juice bar. "Hey Zack there's a rumor that Mikayla is also on the ship." She said.
"Who?" Zack asked.
"She sings our song." Max reminded him.
"I thought Our Song was by Taylor Swift" Zack said.
"No our song: If Cupid Had a Heart." Max clarified.
"Oh, I never could remember who sang that song. I knew it was some one-hit wonder." Zack said. "So what is she doing here?"
"I'm not sure." Max said.
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Elsewhere, Bailey ran over to Cody in the arcade deck.
"Cody, guess what?" Bailey asked
"You're moving to Boston after the school year is over?" Cody guessed.
"No but I should consider that." Bailey said. "Anyway Hannah Montana is going to be on the teen cruise!"
"You know me and Zack met her in Boston." Cody said.
"Then you have to get me tickets to her show. If you did, I swear to God, I would marry you." Bailey said.
"I'm not sure that's legal but I'll see what I can do." Cody said.
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That night, over in Los Angeles, Miley Stewart was preparing herself to board the teen cruise to Hawaii.
"This is going to be so much fun!" She said.
"You know that you probably won't be able to do anything since you're going to be Hannah the whole time." Her father, Robby Ray said.
"They're not going to be that crazy." Miley said as she put her blonde wig on, completing her transformation into Hannah Montana.
"I have to go with your dad on this one." Her best friend, Lilly Truscott, also known as Lola Luftnagle said. "Remember when you decided to go to that water park as Hannah to avoid the lines. You didn't even get to go on any of the rides."
"Well the S.S. Tipton is mostly for rich people. There won't be anyone like that." Miley said. "These people are more sophisticated."
"Well I'm not too thrilled about this." Robby said. "You know I get sea sick on boats."
"Oh Daddy, you'll be fine." Miley said as the limo came to a stop. She opened the door to find the dock surrounded by thousands of fans She quickly shut it. "Sweet Niblets."
Kirby knocked on window. "I'll escort you to the ship Miss Montana." He said.
"Oh thank you God." Miley said as she, Robby, and Lilly exited the car.
Kirby cleared a path to the elevator. Robby went straight to his room in first class.
On the main deck, Cody and Bailey were waiting with at least dozen others. "So are you sure that you know her?" Bailey asked
"Yes she even ate cake off of Zack's shirt." Cody said
"That's a little strange." Bailey said as the elevator rang and the doors opened. "It's Hannah Montana!"
The teens started to stampede as Cody was pushed aside against a wall.
So this is my version of Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana. I didn't use Max Russo for obvious reasons and I don't really like him anyway. I decided that it would be interesting if Alex was really Mikayla because it could bring interesting situations between her and Hannah/Miley.
