Hello there :D I just HAD to update because SOMEONE was pestering me to update again. (coughDOLCEcough)

Otto: (laughing like a crazy person... think of the Joker)

Me: Are you on Red Bull again?

Otto: NO. Not now anyway. I heard about something.

Me: What would that be? Did you realize how awesomely gay you are?

Otto: YesWait, what? No!

Me: xD What was it then?

Otto: Wait, lemme do the disclaimer first, and I'll tell you later (continues laughing like a maniac)

Wing: ... Is he on Red Bull again?

Me: I hope not. O_o;

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING.


"That is IT!"

Shelby walked into a strange event. She was about to start class with the first years, when she found two of her students standing on their tables, staring at each other angrily, attempting to choke each other. Six other students of hers were trying to pull them down.

"And what is happening here?" Shelby asked, irritated. Immediately the two students let each other go, though there were still auras of hate emanating from them.

"Mel, Betty, please… I don't think that either of you want a detention." She said threateningly. "I'll let this go for now since you didn't actually hurt each other. But if this happens again…" Shelby sighed. She didn't feel like doing anything horrible that day, since she was REALLY exhausted from her other class. Some fifth years just didn't understand that she was out of their league and not single.

Mel and Betty moved away from each other, back to their friends. They sat down at the same time, glaring at each other all the while. Taia stifled her laughter.

"You act like some married couple." She muttered quietly, still giggling. Mel kicked the leg beside her, and Taia doubled in pain. Tammy and Julie grinned widely, as Taia swore vehemently.

"Dude, seriously!" she whispered, mouthing cusses. Shelby looked in their direction suspiciously before going back to the lesson.

"Guys, attention to the board." Julie said quickly, before Tammy rolled her eyes.

"Yes Mini-Shelby." She replied sarcastically, and Mini-Shelby scowled.

"It's not like I mean to like her lesson—" Julie replied, but Taia cut in.

"But you do. Just like Mel likes Tactical Ed., Tammy likes Prac. Tech., and Horathe-twat likes everything else but Villainy Studies." She said bluntly. Mel stared.

"How do you know what Horatheo likes?" she asked, smirking broadly. Taia began stuttering before she stood up quickly and embarrassed herself.

"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!" she said loudly, enough for everyone in the room to look at her strangely. Shelby raised her eyebrow.

"Though I didn't call you, that is something people commonly say when they lie badly. Thank you for the unprecedented answer, Miss Erine." Shelby said, looking amused. Horathe-twat just rolled his eyes and went back to the lesson. Taia laughed nervously, before sitting down.

"I wish I had your luck." Tammy said, sighing. "Believe me, once I get lucky, a few hours later something horrible happens." Taia replied, leaning her head onto her hands.


"Told you so."

The results of the Politics and Economics pop quiz came out, and as expected, Taia failed. She never really did like things that spoke of the government. In fact, she hated anything to do with 'Politics' and 'Economy'. So one could see how she failed.

"So you really do get bad luck after you get good luck." Tammy said.

"Nah, this isn't much. One time, I won free tickets to this awesome movie, but the day after our family car got stolen and my tickets were in it. Besides, I sort of expected failing this test." Taia said, shrugging. "I feel sorry for you." Said Julie, smiling sarcastically at her friend.

However, a heavy atmosphere fell upon the Fantabulous Four, when Bitter Gourd approached them.

"Oi, brat." She said venomously. Mel didn't even turn to look.

"HEY, dead last." She said, sounding more irritated by the second. Mel started up a conversation with Tammy, until Bitter Gourd hit her on the back of the head. She didn't even flinch.

"Oh, you were referring to me?" Mel asked innocently. "I thought you were talking to yourself."

Bitter Gourd ignored the jibe, handing her a slip of paper.

"Water Polo swimming pool. Eight o'clock. We'll settle the waterfall dive there. If you don't come, you will officially be dubbed a true wimp." She said smugly.

"Oh, I think I will come. I don't want to steal your title after all." Mel replied, grinning. Bitter Gourd grimaced, before prancing back to her friends, which, surprisingly enough, involved Horatheo. It looked as though they started their own foursome, muttering obscene things about Mel, Tammy, Julie and Taia. Mel mimicked they way Bitter Gourd announced the competition, before rolling her eyes.

"Come on Melon, we'd better head to lunch before that Polish kid gets all the chocolate mousse." Taia said, dragging her friend to the dining hall.


"Wanna bet she's not coming?"

Bitter Gourd stood, clad in the bikini she wore before, clearly waiting for her other half. Mel. Her three other friends, Baden Schulz, Mary Susanna Bainbridge, and Horatheo Lacson, were waiting beside her. Baden and Mary were flirting, while Horatheo was averting his eyes, annoyed.

"Did you really have to do this again?" Horatheo asked, rubbing his temple. "I mean, I've heard of men challenging each other to do stupid stuff, but you two have just met and—"

"I've told you this a hundred times Theo! There is no way that corn–fed, brainless dead-last douche is going to beat me at anything!" Bitter Gourd replied angrily, tapping the floor harder.

"But the last competition was a tie. All of your competitions end up in ties. I can't waste too much time on unimportant stuff, because I need to read more books on Villainous Studies." He whined.

"Listen, you blasted twat." She said threateningly, grabbing his collar. Horatheo rolled his eyes and blocked out her short rant.

"That brat and her friends insulted me on the first day, before you even knew of the existence of this institute. I heard them say so. And soon after the brat openly challenged me and attempted to defeat me. Do you think that I would let that pass?" she said hysterically.

"She didn't really challenge you, she just said to her friends that she would try to cross the cavern in less than thirty seconds, and you overheard and—"

He stopped, however, when the Fantabulous Four walked up to them. Bitter Gourd, Baden and Mary grinned evilly as they approached them, while Horatheo just rolled his eyes as he followed.

"Ready to die?" Bitter Gourd asked devilishly, and Mel yawned.

"I'm ready to die from boredom, if that's what you mean." She replied blankly. Bitter Gourd glared, as Mel changed out of her jumpsuit, into a swimming suit Julie got for her from one of the swimming team members. She would return it in the morning.

"So what's the challenge?" Taia asked.

"Fifty laps. First one to finish wins." Baden replied arrogantly, his face saying that Bitter Gourd would most likely win.

"In your dreams." Tammy said. Julie just shrugged.

"Do we even have an unbiased referee or something? It won't do any good if the referee's a stupid, unbiased bitch." Julie said, looking at Mary. Said lady frowned.

Bitter Gourd pushed Horatheo to the front lines. Taia looked surprised.

"Him?" she asked unbelievingly, almost laughing. "He's got to be the most idiotic—"

"There's a lot more to our relationship than you think." Bitter Gourd interrupted, glaring at her 'friend'. He just shrugged. Taia snorted at the word 'relationship'.

"Are the competitors ready?" he asked, annoyed.

"Ready as I'll ever be." Mel said. Bitter Gourd was about to retort, when Horatheo cut in.

"Alright then. Dive at my go, in three… two… one… GO!" he announced, and the two girls dove in at once. While the competition was held, Taia, Tammy and Julie sat by the side of the pool.

"You think this'll end up in a tie?" Tammy asked.

"When has it not?" Julie asked, grinning.


"I was obviously first!"

When Horatheo announced that it was a tie (again), Bitter gourd was enraged. She and Mel started another heated argument.

"No, you idiot, it was a tie. Have you not heard of the word you prissy thickhead?" Mel said angrily.

"No, I finished the fifty laps before you, you brainless hick!" Bitter Gourd shouted.

"And it begins." Tammy said, rolling her eyes and grinning again.

"Tell that brat that I was first!" Bitter Gourd exclaimed, dragging Horatheo by the collar.

"It was a friggin' tie!" he said in defense. Bitter Gourd pushed him away, and unluckily enough, the pool was right beside him. Gravity took hold and pulled him in.

Taia broke out into outrageous laughter. She, who was sitting on one of the benches nearby, fell off herself. She didn't care, because when Horatheo's head came out of the water, he looked absolutely laughable.

Julie laughed a little, before grabbing Horatheo's arm and pulling him out. His face asked why she was helping him.

"We were in the Aspiring Author's Seminar before, remember?" she said, dragging him out of the pool. Horatheo gave an 'oh' of recognition, before glaring at Taia, who was still laughing raucously.

"Come on, let's hit the hay." Mel said, ignoring Bitter Gourd's jibes and protests. "I'm getting bored with this conversation."

"We'll continue this tomorrow." Tammy said, walking away from the pool. Taia wiped the tears from her eyes, before catching up with her friends. She caught Horatheo looking at her strangely, she mouthed a 'what the hell man', and he looked away. Mel dragged her off before Taia could do anything else.


Me: So what did you hear about?

Otto: I heard from this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy, who knew this girl who knew this other girl who knew this barber, who knew this guy who knew this librarian who knew this guy's brother

Me: DUDE. I get it. You heard from someone. So?

Otto: I heard you got hit on the face by a basketball! (breaks out into more manic laughter)

Me: Want me to hit your face with a basketball?

Otto: O_O;;

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