-Naruto-

Just then, Naruto and his teammates had encountered 8 Akatsuki members.

Here's the Organization:

Kakashi Team Vs Itachi and Kisame

Team Gai Vs Kakuzu and Zetsu

Team Asuma Vs Deidara

Team Kurenai Vs Sasori

-Present in the Cave-

Each team was fighting and sweating heavily, and the Akatsuki members were close to winning.

-Kakashi Team-

The Kakashi team was fighting hard.

Especially, well, you know. Sasuke. (Hey, he didn't train with Orochimaru for nothing, you know) "Shannaro!" screamed Sakura as she kicked Kisame into a hole through the cave. (Ow. That must have hurt a lot.)

Naruto was busy pestering Itachi with is Kage Bunshins. Smoke filled the air, and Kakashi couldn't see anything. Suddenly two blue masses of light with the sounds of toilet flushing and birds chirping (what? This is supposed to be humorous, for story's sake! Geez!) were coming directly toward him.

Before he could do anything, he heard the yells of, "Odama Rasengan tebayo!" (from Naruto) and "Raikiri!" and "Eat this!" (from Sasuke) as his mind faded into pitch black darkness forever. And you know what? He was…Pwned.

-Team Gai-

"WOOOOOAAAAAAAAH!" yelled Gai dramatically. (Hey, wait a sec…he's not in the mission, so why is he here? You know what? …Don't ask.)

Rock Lee punched Kakuzu in the stomach, and gave him a…

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!" yelled Rock Lee, and hit Kakuzu with his foot.

Kakuzu landed on the ground, twitching madly.

Zetsu backed away. He looked at the pink shirted brunette girl, and was about to attack her with kunai when-

"Byakugan!" Neji yelled. "Sixty four strike hits no jutsu! Three! Six! Twelve! Twenty Four! Forty eight! Ninety six!" he growled, while slamming his chakra needles into Zetsu's body. Zetsu collapsed.

Rock Lee looked teary. "Our youth has won us this fight!"

"Oh, Lee, you have grown so WISE!" sobbed Gai dramatically.

"Gai Sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai Sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai Sensei!"

Rock Lee hugged his sensei, sobbing.

Gai wept as well, tears falling down his face.

There was a scene of them hugging each other in the sunset…

And a wave crashed over them

Tenten and Neji looked embarrassed.

-Team Asuma-

"Yoooooosh!" yelled Chouji.

"Geez, this is going to be troublesome.

Deidara looked amused as he checked out the- ahem- "Fat Ass." He insulted Chouji.

Chouji's ear's twitched.

"Hunh? Did I hear something…?" asked Chouji, a vein popping out of his head.

"Ahem. Naturally, I would paint my enemies before I killed them…however…you're not fit for this…fat ass."

Chouji bursted through finally.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" he roared. Flames were in his eyes. He popped the green pill into his mouth, went super strong, and killed Deidara…snap…just like that.

"Geez… ah, whatever. At least I didn't have to do anything troublesome," said Shikamaru sourly.

-Team Kurenai-

Team Kurenai didn't have to anything, by the way. You know why? Cause SASORI'S ALREADY DEAD! SAKURA AND OLD PA CHAN KILLED HIM BEFORE THIS! GEEZ! YOU PEOPLE ARE SURE STUPID! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Back to Guarding the Blond Dude-

Kiki wrinkled her nose. "You look like Naruto."

The blond dude looked hopeful. "Then will you let me go? I'm his father, the Yondaime."

Kiki grabbed the bat and started hitting her palm menacingly with it. "I…HATE…NARUTO!" (Why? Well, because she felt like it, of course.)

Yowch. You don't want to know what happened after that.

Except for…

That Kiki beat up the blond dude without breaking a sweat. Sure, he was a tied up Hokage. It might not have been fair, but Kiki was NOT EVEN A NINJA! AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HE WAS PWNED!

You know, when Yondaime said that he was Naruto's father and proclaimed that he was the Fourth Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves, Chicken and Mug were busy recording it on Kankuro's digital camera. Bwhahaha.

-Next Day-

They brought home the Yondaime, and returned. The mission was completely successful.

After Kiki beat him up with a bat, his memory returned to normal-apparently Akatsuki brainwashed him- and so the Yondaime Hokage, 33 years old, amazingly, treated Naruto out to ramen.

The girls met Tsunade later on, and showed her the proof.

Tsunade's eyes twinkled.

"All you have to do now is to clap your heels ten times. I have arranged it for you to go back to this…Texas.

Naruto looked seriously pissed.

"What! Then why did you make them do the missions with us!"

Tsunade shrugged her shoulders. "Two reasons. First one: I felt like it. Being Godaime is boring out of my mind, so I decided to have a little fun for once." "WHAT!" They all roared. (Except Shikamaru, who thought it was too troublesome to roar)

"Hold on, I'm not done yet," said Tsunade. "The girls have proven themselves worthy enough to visit Konoha whenever you wish."

"That's EVEN WORSE!" screamed them all. (Except Shikamaru, again)

And so, the raging Naruto watched as the girls clapped their heels ten times.

The last words they heard were-

"Alright, Chicken! Let's go back to TEXAS!"

"EAT THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!"

The End. Hoped you liked it!