A\N: WARNING! THIS CHAPTER IS CHAOTIC! And thank you all for the reviews. Also, AT can´t supervise cuz she´s gone, yknow. =}
AT: (before the show) Okay, I should be excited to not to this episode, but what if things go terrible wrong?
Sk: Relax, I´m here.
AT: That´s why I´m worried.
Sk: Trust me, we got everything under control. Now just get out of here, and spend you´re time worrying what you´ll do when I win our bet.
AT: Seriously, the only reason I agreed so confidently to the bet was because you have NO chance to win.
Sk: Just watch me.
Ml: Can´t you guys argue after the show.
AT: (leaving)
Sk: Finally.
Ml: Are you sure that is a wise thing to do?
Sk: Sure. You make it sound like we need AT.
Ml: No, but-
Sk: Come on, the episodes about to get started.
Sk: Welcome to the-
KJ: Episode all about the AWESOME me!
Sk: No, to the Truth and Dare, Ringtail.
KJ: Yeah, but the Truth and Dare is being all about all of us. Not just me.
Sk: That´s why I´m still here. Now shut up. Thank you people for nothing for sending us these horrible dares. And since I´m the host, I get to skip all my dares.
Dr.B: Wait a minute, you can´t do that.
Sk: I can too.
Dr.B: Can not!
Sk: Can too! NOW ZIP IT EVERYONE! UNLESS YOU WANT MORE DARES!
Everyone: If you won´t do the dare, I won´t it too.
Ml: (whispering) That´ll make you a terrible host and failure.
Sk: Fine, I´ll do them. Suckers. (last part quietly)
Mt: YAY! (carries jar of pickles over to Skipper. They´re already all moldy)
Sk: (gag) Okay….(picks one pickle from the jar and slowly lifts it up to his beak…)
Dr.B: This is taking too long.
Hs: Yeah. (takes jar and dumps it into Skipper´s beak)
Sk: Wait! I´m not read-guargh!
Hs: Now kiss. I´m waiting for my dare. I got great ideas.
Sk: (still gagging, then spews a beakful out right on Blowhole)
Dr.B: HEY! WATCH IT!
Sk: Blame it on Hans.
Mt: Jar two! I love this game!
(after having the second load forced into his beak, Skipper stumbles over to Julian.)
KJ: So, what´s the second dare?
Sk: UghRimgtailgag.
KJ: G-get away from me.
Sk: Judtcome!
KJ: No way!( begins running)
Sk: Rimgtail! Comebak!
(wild goosechase around the room, till Skipper caught up with him and grabbed him)
KJ: AHH! NO!
Sk: (kisses him firmly.)
KJ: HUMRRY UMP!
Sk: (still kissing him, still choking on the pickles. After a minute of torture, the pickles have been swallowed and both got away from each other as far as possible)
Ml: Great! Onto the next dare!
Sk: (panting) That's…my….line!
Ml: Well you aren´t available.
Ml: (reads the paper) Who´s Juliette?
Jtt: THAT´S ME!
KJ: You again?
Jtt: If you have a problem, just leave.
KJ: I´d love too but the door is locked.
Ml: You´ve been dared to…..MARRY KOWALSKI!
Jtt: REALLY?
Kw: Wow, okay, this is big.
Jtt: When can we start?
Ml: How about you two get ready while we continue!
: We´ll help you get ready!
Mr: I´ll help Kowalski!
Sk: No, I´ll do it!
Hs: If he gets to leave, so can I!
Ml: NOBODY´S leaving. Except Stacy, Becky and Maurice since they have no dares.
Sk: Not fair.
Rc: Yeah…
Hs: I dare Skipper and Blowhole to dance to J-Lo´s "On the floor".
Sk: You can´t dare me.
Hs: No, that´s what it says on the paper.
Dr.B&Sk: WHAT?
KJ: Hahahahaha! I love this reviewer!
Sk: No way! I won´t dance with him!
Dr.B: What do you think I am? Crazy?
KJ: Yeah.
Ml: DO IT Or I´ll have to get AT cuz you can´t even follow a dare without-
Sk: No! Forget about her. I´ll do it.
Dr.B: Fine.
Sk: (opens groove jar) Here, inhale this. It´ll be easier.
(dark stage)
Dr.B:J-LO!
Sk: It's a new generation( slowly raises head which had been down)
Of party people (points to crowd)
Dr.B: ( frowns\still hidden in the dark) Darling get on the floor
Darling get on the floor.
Sk: (glares) Let me introduce you(takes a slight bow) to my party people ( raises flipper out again towards the crowd)
In the club...
Dr.B: (coming out of the dark) I'm loose
And everybody knows I get off the train
Baby it's the truth
I'm like inception I play with your brain
So I don't sleep I snooze
I don't play no games so don't get it confused no
Cos you will lose yeah
Now pump it up
And back it up like a Tonka truck.
Sk: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor
If you're a party freak then step on the floor
(Begins dancing, by "floor" does a split)
If your an animal then tear up the floor
Break a sweat on the floor
Yeah we work on the floor
(runs a flipper along body, raises wings then brings them down again)
Everyone: (getting into the mood) Don't stop keep it moving
Put your drinks up!
Sk: Pick your body up and drop it on the floor (dropping) Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
You know we're running sh*t tonight on the floor (sliding back to his feet and dancing to "rhythm")
Sk&Dr.B: Brazil Morocco
London to Ibiza
Straight to LA, New York
Vegas to Africa!
Sk: Dance the night away
Live your life, and stay young on the floor (dances, then makes an L shape with his flippers and spins, splitting again) Dance the night way. Grab somebody drink a little more (dances again, and spins, jumping onto Blowhole´s segway, who pushes him off)
Everyone, Sk. leading: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor! (Skipper encourages the crowd with his wings)
Dr.B: (starts rapping again, driving around, mostly circling Skipper. He uses his flippers for more effect) That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy
All I need is some vodka and some… coke
And watch… get donkey konged
… if you're ready for things to get heavy
I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me
Don't believe me just vet me
My name ain't Keath but I see why you sweat me
L.A. Miami New York
Say no more get on the floor
Sk.+ Everyone: (singing, dancing) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Tonight we gon' be it on the floor!
Sk: YEAH!
Dr.B: (raises brow)
Sk: Um..I was in the mood.
KJ: That was great! You must be doing that again at my party.
Dr.B: No way!
Sk: Forget it Ringtail.
Kw&Jtt: We´re baack!
Ml: Yes! And wow, do you look beautiful.
(Kowalski has a black tux on with an open black suit jacket. Julie is wearing a long white dress that is longer in the back than front. She also has a veil and jewelry that sparkled.)
Guys: O.O
Girls: Wow.
Pv: Aren´t you one lucky penguin.
Ml: And you get to marry them together, Private.
Pv: Really? Oh thank you Marlene!
(the wedding starts. Thanks to Rico they got it all decorated. Private started the speech, but thanks to Skipper[ Yeah, yeah, we got it. Can we go on?] he skipped a few parts)
Pv: And now, the bridegroom may kiss the bride.
Kw&Jtt: (kiss. Everyone cheering)
Ml: Awww, the cutest thing. Ok, let´s see…um…do we have to do the next dare?
Rc: Yup. (coughes up hammer and hits Private really hard on the head)
Sk: AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RICO? HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY MAD?
Rc: It´s a dar.
Sk: (leans over unconscious Private) Private! Soldier! Peak to me!
Pv: Urghh…Skippah?
Sk: Thank goodness you´re alright!
Pv: I´m fine. (he tires to sit up) Ow!
Sk: No, Private, relax. I´ll get the first aid kit. (he rushes off and returns shortly) Just relax, I´m here.
Pv: Everything´s spinnin´.…..
Sk: (glaring at Rico and Marlene. He then tries to wrap bandages around the bump) How complicated is this?
Pv: Ouch!
Sk: Sorry. I can´t do this! (murmuring quietly) Where´s AT when you need her?
Ml: Here let me help.
Sk: Everything´s gonna be okay, Private.
Ml: There. Sorry bout that Skipper.
Sk: Don´t apologize to me. It´s Private who got hit.
Ml: Don´t have to be snappy. It´s not like I wanted this to happen. Anyway, the next dare is
Hs: (finishing a drink) My turn. (throws can away. It lands on Skipper´s head who growls. Hans ignores him and takes out a can of graffiti)
Hs: Let´s go! (marches out of the door and to the Penguins HQ)
Sk: Wait! Where do you think you´re going?
Hs: To you´re HQ, silly!
Sk: Stop him! Except you, Private. Stay here. (Everybody follows Skipper who decided not to leave Private and was guiding him)
Hs: (spraying away)
Sk: ( coughing in the paint smoke) Wh-what are…*cough* doing, Hans.
Hs: I-n-g….4…N-S…Kat…(the smoke clears. Drawing of Katy Perry and Hans making out\Or Hans as King, Katy as Queen and Penguins as slaves. Also things like:)
Sk: H-A-N-S-! ?
Pv: Danes rock?
Rc: Skipper and Marlene sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Wha?
Ml: Me? And Him?
Hs: Dream come true. (grins)
Kw: KoJu 4ever? What´s KoJu?
KJ: Is beating me.
Mr: Vote for Katy Perry?
Sk: What´s up with you and Katy Perry?
Hs: She´s so lovely. She once told me I´m hot. And soo in. And that she´s my muse. She even got a matching tattoo. She´s that perfect California gurl. *sigh*
Sk: Ummm, okay? The only comment I have is… ARE YOU CRAZY? PAINTING ALL OVER OUR WALL LIKE THAT?
Hs: It was a dare.
Sk: Okay, fine, fine let´s go back to the studio.
(In the studio)
Sk: Don´t join us next time, DON´T review and goodbye. Okay now´s that that´s done…..AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (Skipper starts tearing at walls, beating Hans, Julian and Blowhole up, hitting Rico, attacking the camera which is still on…)
AT: WHOA! Skipper!
Sk: AT?
AT: Didn´t I tell you you wouldn´t win?
Sk: But the camera´s off.
AT: It´s on.
Sk: Off.
AT: On!
Sk: It´s off!
AT: (takes camera) The light´s blinking red. It´s on,
Sk: Wha-?
AT: Okay, it is a bit unfair. Oh well, let´s just say we both won. Or, we could do a rematch.
Sk: Forget it!
AT: But since you still kinda lost, I have a surprise for you. )=)
Sk: What?
AT: Next time….But I have to say. You did pretty well.
Sk:….Thanks…
AT: Mort could´ve done better.
Sk: Wanna bet?
A\N: Yeah, it kinda got stupid at the end. Also, PerryRocks-WolfWarrior: PM is disabled on your account. Thx again for the feedback. And remember: REVIEW! =)
