A\N: WARNING! THIS CHAPTER IS CHAOTIC! And thank you all for the reviews. Also, AT can´t supervise cuz she´s gone, yknow. =}

AT: (before the show) Okay, I should be excited to not to this episode, but what if things go terrible wrong?

Sk: Relax, I´m here.

AT: That´s why I´m worried.

Sk: Trust me, we got everything under control. Now just get out of here, and spend you´re time worrying what you´ll do when I win our bet.

AT: Seriously, the only reason I agreed so confidently to the bet was because you have NO chance to win.

Sk: Just watch me.

Ml: Can´t you guys argue after the show.

AT: (leaving)

Sk: Finally.

Ml: Are you sure that is a wise thing to do?

Sk: Sure. You make it sound like we need AT.

Ml: No, but-

Sk: Come on, the episodes about to get started.

Sk: Welcome to the-

KJ: Episode all about the AWESOME me!

Sk: No, to the Truth and Dare, Ringtail.

KJ: Yeah, but the Truth and Dare is being all about all of us. Not just me.

Sk: That´s why I´m still here. Now shut up. Thank you people for nothing for sending us these horrible dares. And since I´m the host, I get to skip all my dares.

Dr.B: Wait a minute, you can´t do that.

Sk: I can too.

Dr.B: Can not!

Sk: Can too! NOW ZIP IT EVERYONE! UNLESS YOU WANT MORE DARES!

Everyone: If you won´t do the dare, I won´t it too.

Ml: (whispering) That´ll make you a terrible host and failure.

Sk: Fine, I´ll do them. Suckers. (last part quietly)

Mt: YAY! (carries jar of pickles over to Skipper. They´re already all moldy)

Sk: (gag) Okay….(picks one pickle from the jar and slowly lifts it up to his beak…)

Dr.B: This is taking too long.

Hs: Yeah. (takes jar and dumps it into Skipper´s beak)

Sk: Wait! I´m not read-guargh!

Hs: Now kiss. I´m waiting for my dare. I got great ideas.

Sk: (still gagging, then spews a beakful out right on Blowhole)

Dr.B: HEY! WATCH IT!

Sk: Blame it on Hans.

Mt: Jar two! I love this game!

(after having the second load forced into his beak, Skipper stumbles over to Julian.)

KJ: So, what´s the second dare?

Sk: UghRimgtailgag.

KJ: G-get away from me.

Sk: Judtcome!

KJ: No way!( begins running)

Sk: Rimgtail! Comebak!

(wild goosechase around the room, till Skipper caught up with him and grabbed him)

KJ: AHH! NO!

Sk: (kisses him firmly.)

KJ: HUMRRY UMP!

Sk: (still kissing him, still choking on the pickles. After a minute of torture, the pickles have been swallowed and both got away from each other as far as possible)

Ml: Great! Onto the next dare!

Sk: (panting) That's…my….line!

Ml: Well you aren´t available.

Ml: (reads the paper) Who´s Juliette?

Jtt: THAT´S ME!

KJ: You again?

Jtt: If you have a problem, just leave.

KJ: I´d love too but the door is locked.

Ml: You´ve been dared to…..MARRY KOWALSKI!

Jtt: REALLY?

Kw: Wow, okay, this is big.

Jtt: When can we start?

Ml: How about you two get ready while we continue!

: We´ll help you get ready!

Mr: I´ll help Kowalski!

Sk: No, I´ll do it!

Hs: If he gets to leave, so can I!

Ml: NOBODY´S leaving. Except Stacy, Becky and Maurice since they have no dares.

Sk: Not fair.

Rc: Yeah…

Hs: I dare Skipper and Blowhole to dance to J-Lo´s "On the floor".

Sk: You can´t dare me.

Hs: No, that´s what it says on the paper.

Dr.B&Sk: WHAT?

KJ: Hahahahaha! I love this reviewer!

Sk: No way! I won´t dance with him!

Dr.B: What do you think I am? Crazy?

KJ: Yeah.

Ml: DO IT Or I´ll have to get AT cuz you can´t even follow a dare without-

Sk: No! Forget about her. I´ll do it.

Dr.B: Fine.

Sk: (opens groove jar) Here, inhale this. It´ll be easier.

(dark stage)

Dr.B:J-LO!

Sk: It's a new generation( slowly raises head which had been down)

Of party people (points to crowd)

Dr.B: ( frowns\still hidden in the dark) Darling get on the floor

Darling get on the floor.

Sk: (glares) Let me introduce you(takes a slight bow) to my party people ( raises flipper out again towards the crowd)

In the club...

Dr.B: (coming out of the dark) I'm loose

And everybody knows I get off the train

Baby it's the truth

I'm like inception I play with your brain

So I don't sleep I snooze

I don't play no games so don't get it confused no

Cos you will lose yeah

Now pump it up

And back it up like a Tonka truck.

Sk: If you go hard you gotta get on the floor

If you're a party freak then step on the floor

(Begins dancing, by "floor" does a split)

If your an animal then tear up the floor

Break a sweat on the floor

Yeah we work on the floor

(runs a flipper along body, raises wings then brings them down again)

Everyone: (getting into the mood) Don't stop keep it moving

Put your drinks up!

Sk: Pick your body up and drop it on the floor (dropping) Let the rhythm change your world on the floor

You know we're running sh*t tonight on the floor (sliding back to his feet and dancing to "rhythm")

Sk&Dr.B: Brazil Morocco

London to Ibiza

Straight to LA, New York

Vegas to Africa!

Sk: Dance the night away

Live your life, and stay young on the floor (dances, then makes an L shape with his flippers and spins, splitting again) Dance the night way. Grab somebody drink a little more (dances again, and spins, jumping onto Blowhole´s segway, who pushes him off)

Everyone, Sk. leading: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Tonight we gon' be it on the floor

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Tonight we gon' be it on the floor! (Skipper encourages the crowd with his wings)

Dr.B: (starts rapping again, driving around, mostly circling Skipper. He uses his flippers for more effect) That badonka donk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school Chevy

All I need is some vodka and some… coke

And watch… get donkey konged

if you're ready for things to get heavy

I get on the floor and act a fool if you let me

Don't believe me just vet me

My name ain't Keath but I see why you sweat me

L.A. Miami New York

Say no more get on the floor

Sk.+ Everyone: (singing, dancing) Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Tonight we gon' be it on the floor

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Tonight we gon' be it on the floor

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Tonight we gon' be it on the floor!

Sk: YEAH!

Dr.B: (raises brow)

Sk: Um..I was in the mood.

KJ: That was great! You must be doing that again at my party.

Dr.B: No way!

Sk: Forget it Ringtail.

Kw&Jtt: We´re baack!

Ml: Yes! And wow, do you look beautiful.

(Kowalski has a black tux on with an open black suit jacket. Julie is wearing a long white dress that is longer in the back than front. She also has a veil and jewelry that sparkled.)

Guys: O.O

Girls: Wow.

Pv: Aren´t you one lucky penguin.

Ml: And you get to marry them together, Private.

Pv: Really? Oh thank you Marlene!

(the wedding starts. Thanks to Rico they got it all decorated. Private started the speech, but thanks to Skipper[ Yeah, yeah, we got it. Can we go on?] he skipped a few parts)

Pv: And now, the bridegroom may kiss the bride.

Kw&Jtt: (kiss. Everyone cheering)

Ml: Awww, the cutest thing. Ok, let´s see…um…do we have to do the next dare?

Rc: Yup. (coughes up hammer and hits Private really hard on the head)

Sk: AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, RICO? HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY MAD?

Rc: It´s a dar.

Sk: (leans over unconscious Private) Private! Soldier! Peak to me!

Pv: Urghh…Skippah?

Sk: Thank goodness you´re alright!

Pv: I´m fine. (he tires to sit up) Ow!

Sk: No, Private, relax. I´ll get the first aid kit. (he rushes off and returns shortly) Just relax, I´m here.

Pv: Everything´s spinnin´.…..

Sk: (glaring at Rico and Marlene. He then tries to wrap bandages around the bump) How complicated is this?

Pv: Ouch!

Sk: Sorry. I can´t do this! (murmuring quietly) Where´s AT when you need her?

Ml: Here let me help.

Sk: Everything´s gonna be okay, Private.

Ml: There. Sorry bout that Skipper.

Sk: Don´t apologize to me. It´s Private who got hit.

Ml: Don´t have to be snappy. It´s not like I wanted this to happen. Anyway, the next dare is

Hs: (finishing a drink) My turn. (throws can away. It lands on Skipper´s head who growls. Hans ignores him and takes out a can of graffiti)

Hs: Let´s go! (marches out of the door and to the Penguins HQ)

Sk: Wait! Where do you think you´re going?

Hs: To you´re HQ, silly!

Sk: Stop him! Except you, Private. Stay here. (Everybody follows Skipper who decided not to leave Private and was guiding him)

Hs: (spraying away)

Sk: ( coughing in the paint smoke) Wh-what are…*cough* doing, Hans.

Hs: I-n-g….4…N-S…Kat…(the smoke clears. Drawing of Katy Perry and Hans making out\Or Hans as King, Katy as Queen and Penguins as slaves. Also things like:)

Sk: H-A-N-S-! ?

Pv: Danes rock?

Rc: Skipper and Marlene sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Wha?

Ml: Me? And Him?

Hs: Dream come true. (grins)

Kw: KoJu 4ever? What´s KoJu?

KJ: Is beating me.

Mr: Vote for Katy Perry?

Sk: What´s up with you and Katy Perry?

Hs: She´s so lovely. She once told me I´m hot. And soo in. And that she´s my muse. She even got a matching tattoo. She´s that perfect California gurl. *sigh*

Sk: Ummm, okay? The only comment I have is… ARE YOU CRAZY? PAINTING ALL OVER OUR WALL LIKE THAT?

Hs: It was a dare.

Sk: Okay, fine, fine let´s go back to the studio.

(In the studio)

Sk: Don´t join us next time, DON´T review and goodbye. Okay now´s that that´s done…..AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (Skipper starts tearing at walls, beating Hans, Julian and Blowhole up, hitting Rico, attacking the camera which is still on…)

AT: WHOA! Skipper!

Sk: AT?

AT: Didn´t I tell you you wouldn´t win?

Sk: But the camera´s off.

AT: It´s on.

Sk: Off.

AT: On!

Sk: It´s off!

AT: (takes camera) The light´s blinking red. It´s on,

Sk: Wha-?

AT: Okay, it is a bit unfair. Oh well, let´s just say we both won. Or, we could do a rematch.

Sk: Forget it!

AT: But since you still kinda lost, I have a surprise for you. )=)

Sk: What?

AT: Next time….But I have to say. You did pretty well.

Sk:….Thanks…

AT: Mort could´ve done better.

Sk: Wanna bet?

A\N: Yeah, it kinda got stupid at the end. Also, PerryRocks-WolfWarrior: PM is disabled on your account. Thx again for the feedback. And remember: REVIEW! =)