We come back...and the arena is TRASHED...the AV room is messed up, the ring ropes are loose and there are tears in the ring mat...the barricade has more holes in it than need be...commentary luckily still has a table, but everything on it is scattered...
...and the crowd is booing because outside, The RR and The Corleone Family ard being arrested by The NYPD. SWAT was called in. BATMAN and IRON-MAN were called in to subdue people with The League. Don Corleone was negotiating with (and paying) some officers, but The RR members were all booked and sent off.
"Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome back..." Jim Ross said, "We...apologize for what happened earlier. The entire show went WILD. And we did not anticipate this. The Rookie Revolution and The Corleone Family finally exploded. The tensions finally POPPED...and a brawl ensued and brought EVERYONE in it. In the end, The RR has en masse been sent to jail...while The Corleones related acts, while bailed out, are BANNED from the building. Only Tommy Vercetti, Claude Speed, Lightning, Fang, Ben, Souichi Sugano, and Don Vito Corleone are allowed to stay."
"That...sh*t...was...AWESUUUM..." Dashie cheered. "We gotta do dat sh*t again some time soon!"
"I NEVER wanna do that again...EVER." Kari sighed. "I hadn't seen this much fighting on such a large scale since The InVasion."
"Well I will say this...RR, don't drop the soap." Snob chuckled. "And Corleones, G-Kings, REVOCs, Ministry of Greatness, Craig & Those Guys, Horror Icons, Speed & Vercetti...well they can watch the show OUTSIDE jail in peace. Get a lobster bisque maybe."
"It's junk The RR gets arrested while The Corleones get paid off and go home. ...No wait, being rich is awesome. Go Corleones." Batista shrugged.
"We will try to get you a show, ladies & gentlemen...as BEST as we can." Jim Ross said as we go to the stage.
And the stage is almost WRECKED. The curtains are torn, the monitor is on the floor and people are just trying to sweep off the stage and fix the monitor and curtains.
"WOW...that was pretty bad ass." Casey said as she walked back onstage. "Although it sucks that The RR and The Corleones had to take out a lot of our special effects. But the show must go on, right? We wasted a lot of time so we gotta sorta speed through some awards here..." Said Casey, holding two awards. "And we're gonna go with PPV of the Year and GM of the Year first. The winners are...THOMAS WAYNE BLAKE JR. AND PRIDE & GLORY!"
The crowd gives a clap for TW, who would come out to accept both awards...but he was still stressing out over what just happened for The FWAs, so he sent Xerxes House to collect The FWAs for him.
"Thank you." Xerxes said in a deadpan tone. "TW will surely appreciate these awards."
And with that, House leaves stage right to get back backstage.
"TW, after all the hard work he put in for the past year or two and with him finally standing up to Vince McMahon, he deserved something." JR said.
"The guy seems like a hard worker. Hopefully he chills out soon." Said Kari. "But congrats to my WWE guy! Really appreciate you'"
"And a win for Pride & Glory, a show I was glad to be a part of. What a historic event it was. Memorable for many, others may want to forget it." JR said, "But it was a piece of Fiction Wrestling History."
"And now..." Casey said, opening the envelope, "...winner of 'Weekly Show of the Year'...UWE MONDAY NIGHT BRAWL!"
"And UWE racks up ANOTHER award! Weekly Show of the Year, and Brawls HAVE been shows that you look forward to every Monday. This is a big show."JR said. "And UWE's return is producing some MAGNIFICENT effects."
Harry Tipper collects the Weekly Show of the Year award amidst the RR/Corleone arrests and gives a quick speech in Maverick and Rugal's steed while their bailing UWE talent out of jail, "...You UWE Mutants will always be among the grooviest fans in the Multiverse. Thank you for constantly supporting Brawl all these years and make sure to stay tuned after Brass Ring for even better episodes of your favourite Monday night television show...trust me, like it's been all these years, UWE Monday Night Brawl will be worth your time." After raising the award, Harry departs back to the crowd with a grin.
"Brawl wins it...and soon enough, COMPANY of the Year will be rewarded." Kari said.
"One of the BIGGEST awards!" Said Dashie. "Bruuuh it's gon' be a race! Cause most companies have put out some QUALITY SH*T!"
Now...we head backstage...and we get the TW sitting in his backstage room, almost lethargic in his expression as he sits in a chair and stares at a monitor of the awards. "...Ruined. All ruined." TW groaned. "I'd BREAK something in half but I'm a weakling. But it sucks...because I figured this wouldn't happen. Didn't HAVE to think this would happen. But whattya know? RR/Corleone War. Yay."
Xerxes walks back in, carrying TW's FWAs in hand.
"Hold on...me and him share those. WCW was in it too." Ken said as he took The PPV of the Year trophy.
TW shook his head and sat up with a look of contemplation. "Eh...guess I can't be too mad. FWAs for Animated. And anything that ticks off Vinny Mac is fun."
"And Zero." Ken also chuckled.
"Yeah ANYTHING to get Zero off my case is good." Force said with a roll of his eyes.
As they discuss this, Kevin Levin comes onscreen to a sizeable pop. TW looked behind himself and stared at Kevin with a raised eyebrow. "...Yeah Mr. Levin?" TW asked.
"...I see that the ring's busted. Sucks." Said Keivn. "...probably preempt my match, huh?" Kevin asked.
"Probably Kev. Sorry about that." Said TW in a solemn tone.
But Levin just chuckled and shook his head. "No reason to be sorry dude. I got an idea. Why not me vs. Raynor be...Falls Count Anywhere?"
The crowd started cheering for that suggestion, all because it meant MORE mayhem and MORE violence. And Kevin . "Can buy you more time to fix the place up. Ms and Raynor...we'll keep one another busy for a while. Trust me." Kevin said with a wink.
TW contemplated this idea fully, imagining the pop and enjoyment after the RR-CF war. "...Hmmm...know what ? Got yourself a new match. You and Raynor...gold. Good luck dude!" TW said to Kevin as he smirked and walked off.
"Wait so we're getting Kevin Levin vs. Chris Raynor in Falls Count Anywhere?" Asked Dashie, "DAT'S DA SH*******T-AAA!"
The cameras follow Levin, as the very unique camera work/cinematography for backstage at The FWAs this year involving connecting each backstage segment together somehow. So we're going to follow Kevin down the hall as he looks for Chris Raynor.
"Raynor! Yo! Raynor! Come on out, buddy...I don't wanna hurt ya...I just need to TALK to ya..." Levin called out as he walked around the backstage area.
"Levin going for some form of surprise?" Asked JR.
"He's very horrible at it, it seems." Snob said.
Levin then finds referee Harry Tipper walking back with The FWA for UWE Brawl. "Yo. You. Ref us."
"Huh? Really?" Harry asked Kevin in a very offended tone, "Buddy, you think I walk around in a referee shirt under these clothes? You think I'm ALWAYS ready to referee something?
"...Well..." Kevin raised an eyebrow...
...as the camera zooms out to show Harry Tipper in his referee gear already, his stance that of the classic referee getting ready to count. "...The answer is yes, big man. Let's rock. I EXCEL at keeping up with these matches. You picked the right bad man for this one, my boy."
"Heheh...good deal." Kevin said with a smirk before walking down the hall with Harry.
"If there were ever an FWA for referee of the year...it'd be Tipper." Said Kari.
As they walk down the hall looking for Chris, Kevin asks the veteran referee, "Yo, so anything I gotta know about Raynor? I heard he's in your company."
"Yeah...and he hasn't been seen for MONTHS. A UWE Exclusive we...forgot about. He's some Danish kid with a rich family or something...all I know is he went mad and came to UWE, had the balls to fight Araya...and has Harley Quinn backing him up." Tipper said as he looked around, "He's a nutcase...and challenging him to Fals Count Anywhere is a very brave choice. I ain't too funky on non-UWE folk trying to beat UWE folk, but maybe for this one time...so that The Royal Hand don't get anymore press."
"Heh...I know Maverick would kill you if you counted for me...and I know Squilliam would explode if I lost...guess we have two nutcases running us, eh?" Asked Levin.
Harry shrugged and said, "Well Maverick-"
BUT HE WAS INTERRUPTED BY CHRIS RAYNOR ATTACKING KEVIN LEVIN FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL PIPE!
"Oh CRAP! Raynor!" Dashie jumped.
"How'd he get the jump on them?" Asked Jim Ross.
The Danish Nightmare stands over Kevin Levin, and he smiles while hugging the pipe closely. "I'm always listening, Levin...you won't get rid of me so easily..." Chris said while picking up Kevin by his ailing head and holding him closely. "Now Tipper...be a good monkey and call for the bell. Either way, I'm going to get a nice head start."
AND CHRIS RUNS AND RAMS KEVIN INTO THE WALL!
"JESUS! What a crash!" Exclaimed JR.
"And Kevin Levin sent CAREENING into a wall, Chris Raynor is enjoying every second of it!" Exclaimed Snob, "BOY this is gonna be good!"
Harry Tipper doesn't WANT to do this...but he feels he has no choice. And so he calls for the bell to be rung, OFFICIALLY starting this match off! And as soon as he did that, Raynor smirked and grabbed the pipe before SMASHING the back of Kevin's head!
"This is going to get UNCOMFORTABLE." JR cringed.
*Skip to End*
Raynor is making Kevin walk towards the garage door backstage, and Chris just smiles before running towards it and SMASHING Kevin into it! Kevin stumbles away from the garage door and GETS A SHOULDER THRUST INTO IT! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! Levin stumbles away after that assault, and Chris grabs onto Levin and POWERSLAMS him onto the wall...but then he keeps holding Levin...
"Chris Raynor, picking up the big Levin with the strength needed to lift him..." Said JR.
"Raynor is a very devious mind...between him and Doomsday, I wouldn't know who to fear the most." Said Snob. "Pure beastly power or unhinged yet cunning insanity?"
"The answer...is yes, bitch." Dashie chimed in.
"Yes..." Snob said.
"No, it's 'Yes, bitch.' Get it right." Dashie pointed out.
Raynor, Kevin on his shoulders, backs up as he aims Kevin right for a door with a women's symbol on it. He smiles and runs forward...
...and Kevin slips behind Raynor and quickly NIKE BLASTS Raynor through the door to a huge pop!
"OH! Raynor getting booted to hell! And I mean HELL! He's in the women's restroom!" JR exclaimed.
"Oh this lucky bitch!" Dashie exclaimed, "He GETS TO SEE THE PUH!"
Levin moves away from the front of the door and stands right next to it...
...and Raynor RUNS out of the women's bathroom, his head getting hit by Lacey Shadows, Yang Xiao Long, and Satsuki Kiryuin!
"Ahaha!" Snob laughed, "Now what an ORDEAL. How does that feel, buddy?"
"Does Raynor even REGISTER embarrassment?" Asked JR.
"HE barely registers sanity. Embarrassment is a whole other thing." Said Snob.
Raynor shakes his head, thinking that that was a very fun moment-BUT KEVIN DOUBLE SLEDGES HIS NECK from behind before picking up Raynor and THROWING him into a wall! Chris holds his head, and Kevin picks him up and SLAMS his head on a trunk before opening said trunk and putting Raynor's neck in it.
...AND KEVIN ALMOST DECAPITATES RAYNOR BY CLOSING THE TRUNK ON HIS NECK!
"GOOD GOD, THE ROYAL HAND MAY'VE ALMOST LOST A MAN IF KEVIN DID THAT HARD ENOUGH!" Shouted JR.
Raynor holds his neck and rolls away from the trunk, but Kevin beats his chest and walks behind Raynor. He grabs him by the head and spins around before running and throwing Raynor RIGHT THROUGH A PLEXIGLASS PANE!
"PLEXIGLASS! HARDER TO BREAK THAN GLASS, BUT KEVIN JUST SENT THE HEAD OF RAYNOR RIGHT THROUGH IT!" Exclaimed Snob.
"DAAAMN BITCH, KEVIN IS NO JOKE!" Exclaimed Dashie.
Levin looks up and says, "This is MY SHOW NOW...my chance...", and picks Chris up and puts him on his shoulders after a Gutwrench lift.
"Kevin Levin was given this spot by Johnny Test, who was the original choice for this spot." JR said, "And he wants to prove that he deserved to be given the spot. Kevin Levin wanted this to be seen as his breakout moment."
"And it's coinciding with Chris Raynor's golden moment. Ahaha this is going to be fun watching his disappointment. Johnny Test's disappointment will be funnier too. But the funniest will be watching Squilliam." Cinema Snob chuckled.
"Why you wanna see people SAD, bitch? I wanna see bitches HAPPEH." Dashie said.
"So you wanna see Harley Quinn sad?" Asked Snob.
"...Well I mean...her fine ass has no reason to be sad..." Dashie said with a smirk.
Levin walks forward with Raynor before running...and-Raynor drops behind Dashie before The Full Throttle could connect and grabs the arm of Kevin! Levin is turned around and pulled in close FOR A HUGE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! And that sends Kevin stumbling, and Raynor takes him down and grabs ahold of Kevin's legs. And then he drags Kevin towards the front of the arena, where cheering fans are just ECSTATIC to see wrestlers coming towards them! Concessions people, security, and even the girl who flashes the camera off a dare are all very excited to see this!
"And Levin getting dragged to the front of the arena, and the fans get to see Raynor in all his sadistic glory." Said JR.
"Sadistic? Or just plain distic?" Dashie asked.
"...That isn't a word Dashie." Snob deadpanned.
Raynor gets boos as he takes Kevin to the tall windows at the entrance and holds him by both legs...
...and then he starts his Iron Swing (Giant Swing), AND HE SWINGS KEVIN FROM SIDE TO SIDE, SMASHING EACH SIDE OF HIS HEAD INTO THE WINDOW HARDER AND HARDER!
"OUCH! OH GOOD LORD IN CRITIC HEAVEN, YOUR NAME IS ROGER EBERT!" Exclaimed Snob, "LEVIN'S HEAD GETTING BUSTED OPEN WITH EACH SLAM INTO THE WINDOW!"
"RAYNOR TAKING KEVIN TO HELL WITH EACH SWING! AND HARRY TiPPER, HE HAS TO WATCH THIS GO ON!" JR exclaimed.
"This bitch is NUTSSS...THE HELL IS HE ALLOWED TO HAVE A JOB FOR!?" Asked Dashie.
"Welcome to UWE." Kari deadpanned.
Raynor gets up to TEN swings on each side...and then FIFTEEN...and then TWENTY...
...and then he stops and drops Kevin, letting the big man bleed one each side of his head. And Raynor smirks and yells, "THIS...is Chris Raynor...THIS IS WHO YOU ALL MISSED OUT ON IN THE PAST YEAR OF UWE...UWE CANNOT SILENCE ME ANYMORE...NOT WHILE I CANNOT SILENCE THE VOICES OF THE RAYNOR FAMILY..."
Raynor picks up Kevin and lifts him for a Wasteland, his Rayn-Out manuever...and he walks over towards a concession stand and smiles. He tilts back...
...and-Kevin manages to slip out of it and punches the gut of Raynor once and then twice and then three times...and Chris stumbles himself trying to gain some bearings on things, and then starts to walk towards a ramp over the hot dog concession stand. Raynor turns around and throws a punch, but Kevin blocks it AND HEADBUTTS RAYNOR! And Chris gets some of Kevin's blood on his head, and then Kevin knees him in the kidneys before grabbing him for a Gutwrench and a lift...
...
...and Kevin runs...and he throws Raynor AND JACKNIFE POWERBOMBS RAYNOR OFF THE RAMP AND ONTO THE CONCESSION STAND!
"OOOH! CONCESSION STAND BREAKS THE FALL IN THE WORST WAY! FULL THROTTLE! LEVIN USING WHAT HE HAS LEFT TO SEND RAYNOR OFF THE RAMP AND ONTO A CONCESSION STAND!" JR exclaimed, "HE'S GOTTA BE DEAD! RAYNOR'S GOTTA BE DEAD!"
"GOOD LORD BITCH! HE GON' HAVE A BRRROKEN BACK!" Dashie exclaimed.
"NOW THAT WAS DAMN IMPRESSIVE...WHAT AN AMAZING COMEBACK!" Snob exclaimed as Kevin hops over the ramp railing and jumps down to get to Raynor!
Levin stumbles his way towards Raynor, and finally gets down and steps towards Chris. The crowd cheers as Kevin kneels before Raynor and pins him...
"And Kevin with both legs hooked!" JR exclaimed. "LEVIN'S DREAMS ABOUT TO BE MADE REALITY!"
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2...
KICKOUT! RAYNOR SOMEHOW KICKED OUT!
...Kevin sits up in shock...
...BUT RAYNOR SITS UP, GIVING A DEEP GLARE AND SMILE BEFORE HE SAYS...
"...Please do it again..."
"WHAT IS THIS BITCH MADE OF!?" Asked Dashie.
"HE'S A PSYCHIATRIST'S DREAM!" Exclaimed JR.
Levin is PERTURBED...and he throws rights and lefts, knocking Raynor over before he gets up and picks Raynor up and holds him by his neck. He holds him by the waist and lifts him...
...And Raynor gets down and twists around to hold HIM by his neck!
...But then Kevin runs with Raynor and pushes him and Raynor grabs onto Tipper and takes him down with him!
"Referee down!" Exclaimed JR. "But it's HARRY TIPPER...he won't go down so easily!"
Levin walks towards Raynor, as Tipper starts to stand up, and Levin grabs Raynor AND GETS THE WEEKLY SHOW OF THE YEAR FWA TO THE SKULL FROM CHRIS TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN!
"GOOD LORD RAYNOR TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAOS AND DECKED HIM WITH AN FWA!" JR exclaimed. "RAYNOR HIT KEVIN WITH UWE!"
"KEVIN IS LAID OUT BY RAYNOR! HE IS BARELY MOVING!" Exclaimes Snob, "HE PICKED UP THAT FWA WHEN TIPPER WAS DOWN AND DROPPED IT! AHAHA THAT WAS JUST SMART!"
And Raynor gets up, licking the blood off the FWA and smiling with am unhinged grin. And then he picks up Kevin and lifts him for a Cradle.
...AND THE RAYN OF TERROR RIGHT ONTO THE FWA, AND RAYNOR ROLLS KEVIN OVER FOR THE OIN!
"He broke NO RUKES because there are no rule!" Exclaimed Snob.
"And the cover...! Have we found the final finalist?" Asked JR.
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3!
"WE FOUND THAT...AND THE WINNER OF BEST OF THE BEST..." Snob smiled.
No music plays, as it isn't needed. But Raynor has his hand lifted by Harry Tipper. Tipper picks up The FWA with dents and blood on it, sighing while wishing he could have kept it intact.
"And so the FINALS ARE SET..." JR said as a graphic came up.
DOOMSDAY [UEPW] vs. STANLEY IPKISS [XCW] vs. GANTA IGARASHI [CASZ] vs. CHRIS RAYNOR [Royal Hand]
"Chris Raynor is the smartest one here. And his unhinged insanity makes him a match for Doomsday." Snob said.
"NO ONE is a match for Doomsday. He's going to SMASH THROUGH this match and END the big man curse." Said Batista.
"The biggest underdog in the match...GANTA BITCH ASS!" Exclaimed Dashie. "THIS BITCH ABOUT TO WIN IT ALL! WIN IT FOR THE UNDERGROUND!"
"I have Mask...as long as they can find his mask, he'll be okay. It's time for him to show he's a true blue veteran." Said Kari. "Tag Division no more."
"Well we are going to have an AMAZING finale later tonight in our main event!" Said JR said. "A pure SLOBBERKNOCKER."
And now we head backstage...
...and then we see Libby walk by the GMs' office in a huff. She walks down the hallway, grumbling, "Do I have to REALLY do this?" She asked. "This is...this is something for SOMEONE ELSE...not ME...UGH...I SWEAR I feel Emerald would better suit this."
And so Libby stops at the interview area and sucks it up. "...Hey y'all. Libby here. And...well...I'M getting myself cleaned after this. My guest at this time...CCW's Young Gwen Tennyson." And that is when the camera moves to show Gwen...
...who has the CCW Females Championship around her arm, and a look of amusement on her face. "Hey..." Gwen takes her non-Belt-carrying arm and drapes it over Libby's shoulders, as though she and Miss Folfax are best buddies. "You seeing this? What a tough, tough night to be my dear big cousin, huh? I mean, heh-heh...his faction gets arrested, his best friend just got his ass eliminated from Best of the Best-he is having...a CRAPPY night right now, isn't he? I mean, on the bright side, I'm sure all of those RR mugshots would go GREAT in a nice photo album of memories-someone should get them that next Bitchmas. I'll volunteer if no one else does." Gwen giggles as she says all of this with the smarmiest of smirks.
"...Don't touch me." Libby deadpanned while taking Gwen's arm off her shoulder. "All I gotta ask is, you and this Officer Aelita chick...you...your druids and her squad...they keeping out of this? Or will this be the 'Gwen takes the easy way out' night? And why her of all people? Why did you choose to face her?"
Gwen sneered. "You started off SO WELL..." Gwen shook her head, sucking her teeth derisively...angrily...before chortling again. "I have to constantly remind myself that I'M the goddess and everyone else around me are the mortal idiots who like to think they know so much when they actually know nothing at all...so I'm going to allow you a mulligan on your one stupid question out of that, okay? We're gonna I'm better than Emmy make like it never existed. You can thank me for that later when my Messenger comes around to collect offerings-you know what to do when that time comes. Now, as for your OTHER questions...KAI chose my adversary tonight, the Officer Aelita Schaeffer, the elder Aelita Schaeffer, the OTHER UNIVERSE'S Aelita Schaeffer...and I couldn't help but laud her choice as it was just PERFECT for this crusade. I'm the FIRST and ONLY CCW Females Champion of the World, and this goes back to what I was saying about you mortal idiots-you think you know SO MUCH because you take those words 'First and Only' and you so consistently DENIGRATE THEM, run them into the dirt like every other word you neanderthals know or DON'T even know how to use. You don't comprehend exactly WHAT that means. 'First and Only' doesn't just go to my Title reign-it goes to the history I make; it goes to the moments I create; it goes to the images I have BLESSED this world with since the very day I stepped into the squared circle! ...I came here to be the best and I have DONE IT and I am DOING IT NOW whether everyone likes to hear it or not-it is a FACT they cannot RUN FROM. And it's not something you walk along the streets and see TWO of or THREE of or FOUR of or ELEVEN of... There's only but ONE, Folfax, and that one is me but that doesn't stop some lesser people from pretending it's just a milestone to duplicate rather than a LIFE that I LEAD and everybody else TRIES AND FAILS to follow because they're not immortal like I AM! She's trying to be this new paragon, this new shining light of lights with her Titles she's won and lost, the one she has...all of that...but she's the ANTITHESIS of the paragon this world already has. And she needs to be CAST DOWN by the Almighty TONIGHT before she grows into a real cancer, and so I don't just cut that cancer out tonight; I cut IT, I cut the HEAD, I cut the HEART, I cut it ALL to PIECES! ...To make sure that this INNOVATOR...will no longer be vexed by lousy IMITATORS like her."
"...Okay then." Libby deadpanned. "And I'm obligated to ask you this, are you upset at not being nominated for Female of the Year? Or that Belphegor and Ares both lost? You want to make it up by beating Schaeffer?"
"...'All I have to ask', she said before, and now she's on what, her FIFTH question?" Gwen snorted pejoratively at Libby. "Interviewer of the Year 2016, mortals; you heard it here first! ...Then again, I have to remember who she's interviewing; OF COURSE there'd be this many I'm better than Emmy questions..." Gwen licked her lips. "But...am I UPSET? ...Am I going to take these things out on her, the fact that my Acolyte of War and my Bishop of Storms couldn't net the Gold in the Fort Briefcase? Am I-am I going to dig into that part of my omnipotent soul that knows how many Title defenses I was tested in, how many opponents I had to face, how many wrestlers I had to put down as the company ITSELF did what no other company did to any other Champion in doing EVERYTHING IN ITS POWER to depose me and then seeing same company blatantly fly in my face about it? Am I going to rain down ten tons of HELL upon that rosy gal because of all of that bubbling inside of me?" Gwen put a hand to her chin...
...
...and then shrugged. "Nope!" she answered with a big wide smile and a bubbly laugh. She repeated herself with another shrug. "Nope. Not at all! Not AT ALL-why would I do that, Libby? Why I'm better than Emmy would I bring myself to such a thing? Ares got screwed, that's terrible; Bel lost to the guy who just lost now, I know Kai didn't appreciate that very much and neither did I...and then Female of the Year, yeah, they did it last year, they're doing it again this year, grrrrr, but...haha...it's not like I'm some kind of a DESPERATE ten-year-old deity who's going into this knowing she has to not just beat but also MAIM Miss Officer Schaeffer in addition to the requisite of VICTORY tonight because anything else means it's just a win for the sake of us not getting swept rather than a MESSAGE that needs to be de-hahahaha...that needs to be delivered on WHO RULES THINGS AROUND HERE-hahahahahahahaha-WHO'S THE TOP FEMALE AROUND HERE-hahahahahahaha-or anything overarch-overarching like that-hahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOOOOOOO, Libby, Libby, Libby, it's NOTHING like that; I PROMISE! I'm not here for THAT! I'm just here to go 5-0; that's all! Nothing more than that! Hahahahaha! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH ME, I CAN BARELY BREATHE BUT WHO CARES? I'M IMMORTAL hahahahahaha!" Gwen kept laughing and laughing, leaning against the wall with her CCW Females Championship to her chest. "HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gwen's boisterous laughter got higher and higher in pitch and out of control...as she continued trying to insist that she was just here to go 5-0...and that was all...just going 5-0...JUST going 5-0...
"...Imma let you handle this yourself." Libby said before walking off to the side to leave Gwen be.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hahahahaha...heheheheh...heheheheheh...heeeeeh...heheh...heheh...heh..." Gwen's laughter as Libby left became more and more stabilized...before the exuberant smile that was on her face before, like the flick of a switch, turns into a scowl and a frown...a very deep scowl and frown...while she massaged her Females Championship Belt at her chest like a Persian cat. "...Heheheh..."
"The hell is wrong with her?" Snob asked.
"That's a loaded question." Kari snarked
Onstage, Vercetti wore bandages on his head and held an envelope. He was still sporting a giant smile on his face from the fight earlier.
"Aheheheh...GOOD TIMES, ladies & gents...good times...and I mean the brawl...not the girl who just spoke." Tommy smirked. "NOW...for the award for Company of the Year. One of the biggest awards. I know you all have been looking forward to this."
"And the nominees are..." Vercetti said.
FTW
UEPW
CEW
TWAE
WWT
FWF
BTWF
CWF
FWE
XCW
ACW
AWF
UWE
WWE
CCW
"And the winner...is..." Tommy opebedthe envelope and looked inside...
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...and pulled out a pin with the symbol of...
"..U...W...E!"
Merrick's eyes widen in pleasant surprise when UWE is announced as the winner...
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...
...while in another part of the crowd, Maverick rises to his feet, pumping a fist in a victorious manner before running that same hand through his greying hair as he walks up onto the stage, graciously accepting the FWA before approaching the podium with a deep breath.
"UWE Forever...U-W-E...FOR...EVER...a phrase that's stood the test of time all these years..." Maverick started, "We at Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment...as good as we are haven't always had it easy. Anyone who was a fan of us in 2005 knew that and the last couple of years have been pretty rough themselves...and I can ADMIT to you all that was all my fault. I've been a drunk nearly my whole life. My single mother in my home of Glasgow was a trashbag whore to me in my childhood and the minute I was allowed to legally start drinking, I began guzzling all the drops of whiskey, vodka, wine and sake that I could get my hands on. Being drunk helped me forget about the trials and parental abuse that were my life...but something that did that and so much more...was wrestling. There was just something to the sport that...appealed to me...I've never quite understood what that was...and even to this day, I still don't know what keeps me trying to keep UWE alive in this fictional wrestling circuit...but what I do know...is that for every mistake I make, there's a UWE fan out there that will do everything in their power to help me get my ass off the ground and get back to running UWE. A company that's become synonymous with 'fictional wrestling' over the years I'm proud to say. We've had some of the best talent in the Multiverse over the years. From the legendary Scorpion all the way to the jobberific Dan Hibiki and while I have come to question the loyalty of some of UWE's talent in recent months, I can't deny the help that they've given me in making this company as great as it is today...UWE Forever indeed, ladies and gentlemen...for as long as there are fans like you in the crowd and wrestlers like the boys and girls in the back, Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment will NEVER, EVER die again...and Merrick, son, I know you're in the crowd somewhere...and I know you feel like you should be UWE owner by now...you aren't ready yet but you will be one day...and I will be the proudest father in the Multiverse when you finally take your rightful position as heir to the UWE throne...but for now, your old man's gonna make UWE's 2016 the best year it's ever had so that we can win this award again next year! Like I said, UWE Mutants, thank you for all the love and all the support that you've given over the years...UWE FOREVER!" Maverick concludes with a grin before walking off the stage to a glare from Rugal, a mixed but mostly positive reaction from the crowd and a blank look from his son, Merrick in the crowd.
As we go back to the ring...
...it is FIXED...
...up with a red carpet, several flowers atop each turnbuckle (a yellow flower, a purple flower, a blue flower, and a pink flower for each you-know-who...
...a picture of The Horsewomen standing at last year's FWAs...
...and a very lovely wooden table with a WWE contract and pen atop of it...
"Well we are here for the contract signing." JR said. "It is not a WWE show folks, do not adjust your sets."
"Do people even adjust sets anymore?" Asked Snob.
"No. They don't." Batista said. "JR is just a fogey."
"Why do I bother?" Asked Jim Ross.
"I am intrigued who is signing." Said Kari. "Although if it's another Moon acolyte...ugh...I got enough of those to worry about..."
The crowd has a mixed, but loud reaction for whatever might go down. They're up for anything...
...and one of those things is giving out a LOUD NEGATIVE REACTION when Lo Horseman's instrumental comes on!
"Aaand here they come..." Said Kari.
"The stable that caused so much trouble last year and throughout the year for ACW has finally returned to the scene of the crime." JR said.
Yaya Nanto w/Tsubomi, Tori Vega, Zoey Brooks, and Carly Shay come out, the latter three making up "Schneider's Angels" for The Queendom...
...but then Carly stepped forward, and was followed by Sam Puckett, Aelita Schaeffer, and Mai Valentine, and those three get the LOUDEST of the boos. The Four Horsewomen were BACK where it all started. And Sailor Moon walked out to her own shower of boos, walking in front of The Horsewomen and asking them to follow her down the ramp. The rest of The Queendom were asked to simply take seats at ringside and watch history be made. And The Horsewomen walked down the ramp, cocky and confident (as Freddie Henson carries a camera to document the history).
"The Four Horsewomen, created by the Hall of Famer Sailor Moon as tbe crown jewel of her Queendom Managerial Services." JR said, "Booking, tour buses, the finer things in life...THESE things come with what Moon says she gives her talent...a rise to the top."
"I won't lie, ever since last FWAs, The 4 Horsewomen have been impressive." Said Kari. "They've taken over ACW's Women's Division and will try to take The Belts away from Téa Gardener and Sam Puckett. But...UGH...just the hot air between all of them could fill this arena and make it float."
"You and Moon faced off a few times, Kari. The fact that she has protoges now...people under her services...it's not a good sight, I can tell. But not only that...she recruited FOUR of the best." JR said.
"A veteran and former Champion in Mai Valentine, two tag teamers who are brawn and brain in Carly and Sam, the future in Aelita...this is going to be something quite spectacular." Said Snob. "And A NEW Queendom member to be with Aelita in WWE? Something that may stick up your craw, Kamiya. Can you even handle one Schaeffer?" Batista asked.
"Quiet, Dave." Kari groaned.
The Four Horsewomen stepped into the ring, each standing at their corresponding corner and grabbing their rose. And Moon takes her mic as the music died down...and the crowd's boos are as loud as ever.
Moon tries to speak, but the crowd's chants of "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!" COMPLETELY drown any and all words she could share with them. Moon sighs and rolls her eyes, and then she looks to her girls and opens her mouth, but MORE boos come back up, LOUDER than before. Moon keeps trying to speak, but MORE and MORE boos keep piping in, each one louder than the other. And then finally, Moon just shrugs.
"Okay fine! You ruined it." Moon sighed. "Sam, Mai, Carly...take a seat in the front row. I WAS going to give a short and sweet celebration for your one year anniversary as The Four Horsewomen. I WAS going to let you four have some fun. But the crowd doesn't deserve you. So you threw relax at ringside. Have fun. Enjoy the show."
Sam sighs and glares at each crowd member as she takes her purple flower, and Carly takes her hkue flower and yells at the crowd. Freddie carries his camera and The GAIA Tag Titles out the ring, and Mai just says, "Oh well..." and walks out the ring with her yellow flower. And that leaves Moon and Aelita, the latter with a pink flower as she stands near Usagi.
"No Horsewomen ego trip? Oh HAPPY days." Said Kari.
"You people are so freaking rude." Batista growled. "Just SHUT UP for once."
The crowd CHEERS that they're not getting Four Horsewomen talking on and on, and start chanting "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" Moon walks around the ring and yells out, "So since you rude little brats all want to get on US...you don't get The Horsewomen...you get ME...ALL OF ME...and I'm gonna talk LOOONG about THE GREATEST STABLE KNOWN TO WOMANKIND!"
The crowd boos AGAIN, feeling duped as Aelita says off-mic, "YOU did this. Don't blame anyone else."
"Aaand we get something worse." Said Kari.
"Something worse indeed...but still gold." Batista said, "We get a wonderful speech from Moon."
"Fool's Gold." JR said.
Moon pointed to Aelita. "The FUTURE." And then pointed to Mai. "THE PAST" And then pointed to Carly and Sam. "THE PRESENT. ...These things make up what I can only describe as the best stable to run around today. The Women's Division was FOREVER CHANGED last year when Aelita Schaeffer chose the RIGHT PATH and became my protoges. When she came under us, she became set on the path to fame. She's RICHER...SMARTER...BETTER IN THE RING...and she's gotten MUCH BETTER on the mic." Moon said with a smile. Aelita shrugs and picks up her own mic.
"Well...I learned from the best." Schaeffer replied with, the crowd giving her, "YOU SOLD OUT! YOU SOLD OUT!" chants.
Aelita then responds to those chants. "You all only WISH you could sell out like me. Selling out MSG, selling out Allstate Arena, selling out Philadelphia, selling out Tokyo...you BET when I'm around, I sell out! And I make sure the promoters get stinking rich!"
"And that's because of my teachings. MOON teachings." Said Usagi. "You can go to...inferior camps...and learn from inferior celestial bodies...or you can come on to the moon. LEARN from a real star...a real talent...someone who knows this business like the back of their hand. Yaya Nanto did...and she's on track to being a star in WCW, unlike Tomoko Kuroki. Why? Because Yaya went to the right person. The ONLY person."
Serena then lowerrd her mic, and scratched her head before speaking again. "...I might be the only choice when it comes to saving this business. Because the second I retired, it's gone to hell. FOR INSTANCE...Téa Gardener, Hinata Hyuga, and Samantha Hart are STILL allowed to be Champions? When have they last defended?" Moon asked. "I HAVE TO ASK THIS! We're calling Téa GREAT...when she has NOTHING big to her name? No big wins, no big moments, nothing? And she's a role model? Back in MY day, we defended Titles. We weren't paper champions."
Moon then walked around Aelita. "I won't get into the whole Young Gwen thing. Quite frankly, all Tennysons are for the most part offensive, violent little creatures that do nothing but cost companies PR points. But the moniker 'First & Only' that gets over-used...I agree with the demon girl, it is a term used far too much. Because First & Only can also become a negative thing. Your one Title reign that ends and you never get another one...y'know, like a One Hit Wonder. Why people prefer to refer to themselves as that BAFFLES me because there's a lot of pride in being a 7 tike Champion...like myself."
Moon chuckled as she twirled the mic. "The clone girls, the other Aelita and Kari, who are EVERYWHERE, GOOD GOD they're EVERYWHERE! I feel like I can't look at anything without losing my mind. For most of my career I was a one company girl. Even when I went to others, my time was mostly spent here. But now you have these journeywomen acting like it's the 70s, going from territory to territory. And yes, I was told this by a few busybodies...the Aelita fighting Gwen tonight in a clone war that not even George Lucas could make up has won more Belts than my Aelita. That much is true."
Cheers come from the crowd, who are supportive of the girl who is trying to give Gwen her due tonight.
"Chants for the...Older version of Schaeffer fighting Young Gwen tonight." Said JR.
"Which one's the droid?" Asked Batista.
Moon shrugs that point off, saying "Yeah it's true. Definitely true."
But then Aelita speaks, "Of course like a prostitute, if I whored myself out to every company I could spread my legs for, I'd have like 20 Belts too. I'm sure the they're members of like half the companjrs in The FWAs. If course I have three companies...each of which don't have the most constant of updates for everyone. But that just means each of my wins means just a biiit more. Overexposure won't kill my career. Plus...I have a music career as well now. I'm a prolific girl. Of course...I WILL be winning my first Belt soon anyway once I beat Kamiya. I see she has her FWA for being a Hero." Schaeffer smiles as she waves to the commentator. "AWF gave you a nice gig...shame that it's your last hurrah before I embarrass you into retirement."
The crowd boos Aelita, but Moon simply claps for Aelita while Kari glares down at her future opponent.
"Boy she pegged you." Batista chuckled to no response from Kari.
And Moon continued on, "And of course folk like Reggie Rocket who can't let go and live vicariously through her F Minus students in Emmy...unstable mental cases like Storm running around...freaks like Tammy Blake jumping about...and of course, RWBabies. The one thing NO ONE will let me not hear about. WaterRose this, Bumblebee that, the...other one too...all because some low budget CGI pukefesf caught onto some limited popularity amongst neckbeards. All I hear is 'Yang & Blake are the best female tag team around', no iGENERATION is and they'll get The FWA to prove it. Weiss Schnee-"
"Gesundheit." Aelita chimed in with a look of "concern".
"Thank you." Serena smiled, "All I hear is that she's underrated. No...no from what I see, she is where she belongs...in 'Whoville'. And I keep hearing about Ruby Rose...adorable...cutesy...innocent...if I was running things, she'd be cut faster than Yang's arm."
Crowd: Ooooooooh...!
"Geez, why so harsh?" Dashie asked.
"Because she's a legend. She can say WHATEVER she wants." Batista said, "Just like ME."
"She was always an outspoken one." Jim Ross said.
The crowd continues booing as Usagi wags her finger to the "JUST SHUT UP!" chants.
"NONONO you didn't want the short Horsewomen bit. You get my FULL OPINIONS on this crappy ass Women's Division! Only a handful of stars are really GOOD at this point. The rest of the garbage belongs in developmental or in a pit full of 'Dip' to corrode inside of. AND I bring this all up because...I WANT TO HELP this division. It's a SHAME what it's fallen into. If I was still wrestling, I'd take care of EACH issue myself. I'd kick each head into retirement and fix this business from the ground up! ...But alas, a Tennyson ruined that. And like all Tennysons, they ruin good things for you all. But I have people that can BRING THIS DIVISION BACK to the golden era! THE QUEENDOM...THE HORSEWOMEN..."
"OH lovely self-promotion." JR said.
"BUY MY MIXTAPE...COMING OUT IN 2067 B.C.!" Dashie shouted.
"And Aelita...is my special protoge." Moon said, "Because SHE will carry on my legacy in WWE. When XX is inevitably sold because Disney doesn't want a show with Gwen in it, Aelita will always have WWE to stay. ACW as well. She will win The Toon Women's Title...and go onto have a legendary career.
...but there IS another one...another one who will join Aelita in WWE...because I, Moon, have heard that WWE is signing new talent...and I know who it is...and I was QUICK to get to her and offer her the best deal when she comes. She will become my other protoge. So Aelita...YOU HAVE A TAG PARTNER! YES!"
And Schaeffer claps and says? "OH MOON...you shouldn't have. I MEAN...you should have. But OH MOON I GET TO HAVE ANOTHER ME?" Aelita asked.
"Indeed. And more protoges...more Queendom...means more chances that this division can be saved." Moon said with a smile. The crowd continues to boo, but finally start giving her...
Crowd: WHAT?
"Jesus Christ, I hate Stone Cold." Batista groans.
"WRESTLING needs more RESPECTABLE names. (WHAT?) They need BETTER names. (WHAT?) They need names to TRULY be the future because the names I keep seeing don't cut it. (WHAT?) And so I scoured the business (WHAT?), looking for who could use the Moon brand... (WHAT?)...and when I found HER, the new WWE signee, I jumped at her. (WHAT?) I saw what TW described her as. (WHAT?) She was the perfect fit. (WHAT?) The fit for me. (WHAT?) And now girls...WWE has a Queendom member all from a girl who DESERVES better. (WHAT?)"
And it was getting obvious that the "WHAT?" chants were visibly annoying Moon. ...So the crowd kept doing them.
"These chants are getting out of hand." Snob said.
"Austin and you are friends, right JR? Tell him to jump off a bridge for me, okay? Thanks!" Batista yelled.
"What?" Kari giggled.
"Unprofessional." Batista groaned.
"WHAT?" Dashie screamed into his headset, making anyone listening deaf.
"So (WHAT) I (WHAT) would like (WHAT) to intro-(WHAT)-WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP WITH THE WHAT CHAAANTS!?"
Moon FINALLY lost her composure, "Crybaby Usagi" showing beneath the cracks of her cocky self as she starts pacing around angrily to happy cheers from a cheering and trolly crowd who is STILL chanting, "WHAT?"
"Oh good, you made her MAD. HOW PERFECT." Batista sighed. "You people are BULLIES."
"Says the man who beat up Mysterio for not letting him win The World Title." Snarked Kari.
Serena leans on the ropes angrily, trying to catch her composure, and Aelita speaks to everyone.
"It's okay Moon. I got this. I got this. Because it seems to me we have COMEDIANS here. Of course, here in the City That Never Shuts Up, of course everyone here thinks they're tough. Thinks they're a wiseguy. But see you can chant what you want to chant. Because me and the girls (and Benson if he wants to feel like a girl too) are gonna go out and have fun. Party with IMPORTANT PEOPLE. You all are gonna on your flights back home OR take your broken down, piss flooded subways back to your brown stained apartments in Who-Gives-A-Damn Borough since the only QUEENS that matters here is THE QUEENDOM. THEN you'll sit there or lay with your spouse in bed and stare at them. You won't be able to do much more since most of you are impotent little rats-hello Odd-and can't stand to disappoint. See, you're all DISAPPOINTMENTS. And that's all you ever will be. People like you all, like Mars and her leeches, my clone, Kamiya and her clone, Gwennyson and her clone, and even Yumi Saltyama, you all never cease to disappoint. And so you cam keep on trying to belittle us. Because when you leave, you go back to being NOBODIEA...AND Because when we leave, we leave in style. And we'll be leaving in STYLE with WWE's newest SIGNEE...
...and her friends..."
"Friends?" Kari asked, her eyes widening. "Oh boy..."
Aelita points to the stage, "I GIVE TO YOU...CEW'S OWN..."
And Guilty Gear's "Lily of Steel" music plays out...
"MILLIA RAGE!"
...And CEW's Lily of Rage walks out, her blonde hair flowing as the crowd gives her a nice (but not that loud) booing. Moon and Aelita clap for the new signee, as Millia stands on the stage amd splays her arms out.
"And was THIS worth the fanfare? Was this worth keeping WWE from having a match?" Asked JR.
"YES." Batista said. "WHAT A HARD HITTING GIRL...who doesn't get NEARLY enough attention."
"You KNEW who she was before this?" Askes Snob.
"OF COURSE. I read the social media. I'm hip." Said Batista.
And Millia smirks onstage, arms out...
...as a purple haired woman and a red head, two fighting sisters, walk from behind and stand next to Millia.
"I...recognize them...oh yeah, that's Kasumi & Ayane, two sisters from CEW!" Kari said. "Did Mr. Red just let her RAID his roster?"
Moon was about to speak, but the crowd chanted, "YOU F*CKED SCORP! YOU F*CKED SCORP!" at Kasumi, who looked down and tried to ignore them.
"Oh right right..." Kari said, "Kasumi was married to Scorpion, Ayane is her sister, Ayane made Kasumi leave him, said leaving made Scorpion depressed for months, Scorpion met Mars and got happy and married, Mars is her enemy in some form of a cold war, Scorpion is married to Mars, and boy Moon you are scum."
"Hey...stop slut shaming her!" Batista said, "Not her fault she went with a sugar daddy."
"Yes yes yes!" Moon sais, "Kasumi was with old man Scorpion, since Scorp likes 'em young and dumb. But Kasumi has moved on to being a queen. While CEW is taken over by RWBabies, with Ruby making us cringe and Bumblebee being boring, MILLIA AND THE SISTERS...well they will spend time with me. And MILLIA, my new WWE protoge, will be with Aelita and I, helping WWE be a better place."
"Better...is such a generous term." Said Kari.
"The Queendom is made for ALL to better their careers." Said Moon, "And while there is a lot to purge from the business...we are all trying our best to fix it. IT STARTED LAST YEAR...THE QUEENDOM MADE HISTORY...and this year, we make more on our one year anniversary. HAIL TO THE QUEENS! MILLIA...WELCOME TO WWE! Any words, my friend?"
Millia scratched her chin, and then smiled while staring at Moon. "Thank you, Sailor Moon. It's time that I broke out on my own. And this opportunity with Ms. Schaeffer will prove to be lucrative."
"You bet it will, ahaha!" Moon smiled as she raised Millia's hand and raised it high into the air! Ayane and Kasumi bow and hit the ropes to join the rest of The Queendom, all the while Aelita and Millia raise hands into the air.
"Can we GO now?" Asked JR.
"How about you show some respect, Jim Ross?" Batista demanded. "We have to cover this history!"
"This isn't HISTORY, it's typical signing that TW was going to do behind closws doors, but Moon wanted ro HIJACK IT, cost WWE an FWA match, and then make it all about her damn self." JR said.
"I enjoy a good vanity piece." Snob said, "Madonna did it. Michael Jackson did it. Why not go from Moonwalker to Moon?" He asked sarcastically.
"...NNNEEEXT! WASTE OF MAH DAMN TIME!" Dashie yelled.
Moon hands Millia a pen to sign the contract-
This will be the day we've waited for
This will be the day we open up the door
I don't wanna hear your absolution;
Hope you're ready for a revolution
The crowd POPS, looking over to the stage alongside the folk inside the ring!
"Hold on, Team RWBY?" Kari wondered.
...No, but Yang Xiao Long HERSELF walks out onto the stage, her arms crossed while looking at Millia, Aelita, and Moon. But THEN, Ruby, Weiss, and Blake come out behind her...and all four have mics...and look fairly cross...
"Who invited the toddlers?" Batista asked.
"OBVIOUSLY they're tired of the insults towards them." Snob said, "It isn't being salty if you have tiny feelings."
Ruby speaks to Moon, her little face emoting both fatigue and annoyance. "Okay may I just say that that promo was longer and more annoying than anything HHH or Gwem have ever done?"
"Yeah and about ten times more pointless." Yang groaned. "I felt like you were LEADING us into something GOOD. But instead we got Millia Rage...and two girls you're using to just tick Scorpion off. It's...it's..."
"Sophmoric?" Blake chimed in.
Yang smirked. "Yeah...sophmoric."
Weiss spoke up as well, "Sailor Moon...that was without a DOUBT the most boring promo to ever grace The FWAs. If there were awards to give for that, you'd be able to make your speech now."
"We'd sleep during it...but a speech could be had." Ruby shrugged while giggling.
Moon rolled her eyes, but Millia raised a hand. SHE would handle it. "Is there a reason you three decided to come down here? Haven't you flooded CEW enough with your visages? MUST we see you here too? Must we see you in UWE? Or GPW? Or anywhere else? You ANNOY me. You annoy US. And if you don't leave, RWBY, I'll MAKE you leave."
The crowd boos at Millia's threat, but as RWBY nears the ringside, they get more brazen with their insults.
"Please...make us leave Millia. We'll drop you faster than Leone dropped you in CEW." Yang downright TOOK DOWN Millia verbally, with extra SAVAGE.
The crowd went into a frenzy, with "OOOOOOOH!" being the only thing Millia could hear. Moon's glare turned dark as she backed up; Aelita also backed up with Moon.
"You're gonna insult a legend like Mars or Rocket, or act hateful to people like Tomoko or US...But Moon this whole ego trip you put up just cost us a bunch of audience members." Weiss said.
"QUESTION..." Ruby yelled out, "I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU AAALL..." She sang before clearing her throat. "AHEM...who here is still awake? Who in the audience is awake? If you are ASLEEP...please...respond with Zzzs."
And the whole crowd just began to, "ZZZZZ" in unison. Some even pretended to hang their heads down and sleep.
"I do feel kinda drowsy though..." Dashie said.
"...That's a lot of Zs." Blake deadpanned.
"My poor doggy Zwei fell asleep backstage. And he has a lot of energy. This promo is a sleep aid!" Ruby warned.
"This promo is Nyquil." Yang shrugged.
"This entire thing was a waste of time...all so you can insult people. 'RWBabies'? Why? Because we're TALENT that does their best wherever they go? Aelita loses to Gwen, you praise her endlessly. But us? We win...and you bash us. And then you have the nerve tl raid CEW and give us Queendom garbage?" Weiss fired at Moon.
"RR is one thing." Ruby said, "...QUEENDOM...that's a stink we don't need. So we ask that you please vacate CEW. Okay?"
Moon looked around incredulously, trying to figure out if this is really happening. She puts the mic to her mouth. "...You four...need to get the hell out our ring...before you make a very very DANGEROUS enemy. This is THE QUEENDOM'S moment...not yours to muck up. You make jokes BACKSTAGE or in your dorm room. You do not come to OUR MOMENT and RUIN OUR SEGMENT WITH YOUR TRASHY JOKES. Now you better backpedal out of the ring and up the ramp before you make a very...very...dangerous enemy. Because I may be retired...but I am a hell of an enemy to make. Ask Ishiyama...ask The Totally Spies' Alex...ask Pucca...ask The Sailor Scouts...Runo, the blue haired bimbo...I have made a career out of ENDING careers and I'll kill yours dead like Penny the toaster...TRY ME IF YOU DARE..."
Moon went fully dark there...and the crowd went a tad quiet, because unfortunately...Moon can make good on what she says...and Team RWBY have looks of concern on their faces...
"Moon is not incorrect." Said JR. "I have seen many a career end by her hand. PROMINENT or RISING careers at that. Moon has been called many things...and a career ender...and buryer...is a sample size of that..."
"The brats look cautious now." Batista chuckled. "Moon put the fear of God in 'em ahaha."
Team RWBY all glare at Moon, with Ruby's frown being the biggest out of the four. The Penny quip nearly made Ruby lunge at Moon, but Yang put a hand on her sister while Blake spoke.
"Classy, Serena. You insult our friends and name off everyone you've buried...you have two girls on your team for the sole purpose of insulting Scorpion and Mars...are you just bitter?" Blake asked, "Bitter that no one pays you any mind unless you're doing something heinous? You could retire peacefully as a legend...but instead you act as if you want to wrestle again, because you just insult and belittle others."
Moon rolls her eyes and flicks Blake's ear. "LOOK...if I was wrestling, I'd kick all four of your asses with ease. I'm a former Champ. I can DO that. I could end each of your pathetic careers STILL. I could FINISH you four without hesitation...and I think I MIGHT one day. Maybe I'll kick your teeth down your throat. Now OUT of my RING!"
And Moon PUSHES Ruby past her team and right on her backside, getting boos from the crowd who chants, "BUUULLYYY! BUUULLYYY!"
"Moon DEMANDING her ring back." JR said.
And Moon tells them to GET TO STEPPING, and Weiss and Yang help Ruby up, all the while Weiss says. "Fine...sure. We'll leave and leave the love fest be. But I am curious, HOW did you know who TW was signing? He never told anyone."
"Dumbass." Moon groaned. Aelita chucked and said, "What an idiot." while Millia rolls her eyes. "...I saw who it was. Insaw how he described her. IT WAS MILLIA. Now leave us alone."
"It was Millia." Yang said. "Why the heck would TW sign Millia? TW is GM of the Year. He'd be smart to not sign HER..."
Moon facepalmed and motioned for Ayane and Kasumi to return. And as they do that,Ruby snatches a paper from the desk. "HMMM...interesting." She said while stroking a fake beard. "This paper has the description of the new female star...and I am quite interested. But you're right. It's Millia." Ruby said with a shrug as the fans boo.
Millia crosses her arms as Snow and Blake stare at the ninjas and Ruby and Yang stay together.
"Oh will they GO AWAY?" Batista asked.
"You're right...it's Millia." Ruby said. "Have fun with her..."
Millia glares at Rose, but Moon holds her back and sneers at RWBY. "You four RWBabies would NEVER be able to come to WWE." Usagi glares at RWBY...her ire rising...her temper about to explode...
Yang looks dead at Moon and smiles, "You have fun with Millia. Me personally...I think you and WWE made the wrong-"
MOON FINALLY SLAPS YANG RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!
"I...SAID...OUT...!" Moon SCREAMED as the crowd began to boo her even MORE! Yang just stood there in place...not doing ANYTHING...
...while Ruby Rose glared at Moon and began removing her cape and hood...
"Oh Lord, the PIXIE wants to fight?" Batista asked.
"Well Ruby Rose isn't best with decisions, but good with doing the right thing." JR said.
The crowd was RARING for a fight, but Moon backed up. "I don't fight anymore. You handle your own rage elsewhere." And THIS got her even MORE boos.
Ruby was held back by Blake this time, but Ruby was itching to scrap with SOMEONE. Moon spoke up and said, "You wanna fight? Then GET OVER HERE and fight with Ayane & Kasumi, the best kunoichi around. You wanna fight? Fight MY NEW PROTOGE, Millia Rage. Fight WWE's NEWEST big name. She's just like me."
"...Just like you, huh?" Weiss asked. "...How?"
Moon chuckled, "Snow child, my girl Millia was described PERFECTLY by TW and Duke. They scouted her in CEW, and they PERFECTLY deduced facts about her...facts that make her similar to me. Now get out so that we can-"
"Excuse me? Moon? Moon? Can I end this for a minute?"
Sailor Moon looked over to the stage, where TW walks out to a decent pop and a microphone. He looked QUITE beleaguered, and he simply wanted this entire conversation to end.
"TW Blake here, GM of the Year, to set things straight." Said JR. "Hopefully he can END this."
"What an egomaniac. Ya win one FWA and suddenly you're on a power trip." Batista rolled his eyes.
"What a diva." Cinema Snob snarkily commented.
"Yes, Blake? What's wrong?" Moon asked. "Is it these girls? Are they ruining our signing? I know. They're annoying me too. Lets have security-"
"No...no Moon...quite frankly, it's YOU." TW groaned, while the crowd cheered in agreement. "This was gonna be a simple signing...you had it turned into a major thing about signing with you...and then it became all about you. Such is the fate of segments with you in them. You took what I wanted to do and TWISTED it to fit your image. I didn't even ASK for Millia! I NEVER SIGNED HER! SHE WASN'T THE ONE!"
And the crowd POPPED as the Queendom looked BEWILDERED, Millia was surprised, and Moon's eyes grew wide.
"WHAT!?" Kari yelled, "ARE YOU TELLING ME WE SHOULDA BEEN ON INTERMISSION ALREADY!?"
"WELL...EVEN THEN...MILLIA SHOULD STILL BE THE SIGNEE! MILLIA FITS BETTER THAN ANYONE TW WOULD HAVE PICKED!" Batista exclaimed.
"What a REVELATION!" JR exclaimed. "But then WHO IS IT?"
Moon paced around the ring, trying to comprehend all of this, "NO...wait NO NO NO...I read your papers, Blake! You AND Duke's! I KNOW IT'S MILLIA! THIS PAPER SAID IT RIGHT HERE! IT DESCRIBES MILLIA PERFECTLY! Don't just MAKE UP BS, Blake! I know what this paper says!"
"Oh yeah? ...Then do us a favor Moon...read it. Tell the word just WHO me and Duke signed." TW asked, the crowd paying CLOSE attention to Moon's folly. "It says NO NAMES on there...but you assumed one. What did WE choose?"
Moon smiled and then looked at the paper. "Okay then, moron. Let me read EXACTLY WHAT YOU PUT...WHO ELSE CAN IT BE BUT MILLIA?" She asked. "You said it RIGHT HERE...you and Duke scouted and came to terms to a deal to sign a very athletic girl who would fit PERFECTLY in WWE. A girl with some similarities to Sailor Moon. But quite a few differences. A fair skinned, anime-ish girl. ...THERE. Done deal. Millia." Moon said with a raspberry and folded arms.
"...Keep reading, Usagi..." TW asked as Aelita also gave a "Shoo shoo" motion to TW. Millia...kept her eye on Rose, who kept a close eye on her...
Moon rolled her eyes, "You're a moron, Blake. I KNOW it's Millia. Who else can it be? According to this paper, they are a 'kind and caring person'...
...'Very adept in the ring, quite frankly, one of the best today'...
...'She hasn't won singles gold yet, but she's on her way and we can help her acheive that'...Millia...
...'She's hard headed and thinks with her heart and gut, but is very smart when fighting'...ARE WE DONE NOW?"
"No...! Keep reading!" TW yelled as the crowd started cheering.
Moon groans and continues on...'Very adept with power brawling and strength, with agility to match'...*Some folk in the crowd start a cheer*
...'A fit for the WWE Women's Division with her agility, power, and stiffness'...If that isn't Millia, who else can it be?" Moon asked.
TW groaned and yelled once more, "READ OR I CUT THE BROADCAST OFF-"
"OKAYOKAY OKAY!" Moon exclaimed in a fit, "SHEESH..." She looked at the paper still...trying to comprehend it...
"...'A part of her series' main cast'...
...'A hard hitter'...
...'Main name in CEW'...
...I just don't get it! IT'S MILLIA! 'Physical Descriptions: Fair skin! LONG Blonde hair! Not buff but FAIRLY STRONG! Purple eyes! Has a-wait..."
Moon looked up from the paper and looked over at Millia, who had blue eyes. THIS confused Moon, who looked over at TW and...then chuckled and waved it off. "RIGHT! RIGHT! This was that typo you had! I recognized it and adjusted accordingly! Blonde hair? PURPLE eyes? Too dumb to sound true." She looked down at her paper and began to study it more with a smirk. "See, you moron, NORMAL people have blonde hair and BLUE eyes! I have blonde hair and blue eyes! MILLIA has blonde hair and blue eyes! Isn't she SUPPOSED to be like me, this signee? She would have blue eyes."
"...It isn't a typo Moon." TW said with a serious tone.
"Oh...? Then TELL ME you MENSA member, what kind of MUTANT has blonde hair and PURPLE eyes? Wanna answer that? Some kind of ALIEN? Some person not of earth? You gotta be kidding me! WHAT...what...what alien...has...blonde hair...and...purple...eyes..."
Moon stopped in her tracks...because her brain had a thought...and that's when she looked up...at what could have been the worst epiphany she could have ever had...
...and the crowd went WILD off their rockers, rising from their seats...
...
...and Moon gave Yang a look over...
...blonde hair...
...strong...
...powerful...
...athletic...
...agile...
...stiff...
...purple eyes...
"Good GOD..." JR's eyes widened.
"Nooo...oooh Moon nooo..." Batista cringed.
"You're serious? You can't be...!" Kari's eyes widened as Yang stepped forward.
TW smirked, "Meet the newest member of WWE Animated...YAAANG XIAOOO LLLOOONG!"
The crowd was RAUCOUS, because A.) RWBY was about to have a presence in WWE, and B.) Moon was just made to look stupid.
"NO! NO!" Moon screamed as Yang stared at her with a smirk, "I REFUSE! I REFUSE TO HAVE HER IN MY DIVISION! THE ONE I SPENT DECADES WORKING ON! I REFUSE TO LET AN RWBABY IN MY COMPANY TO SCREW EVERYTHING UP! YOU'RE A JUNIOR COMPARED TO ME, TW, I HAVE MORE CLOUT IN THIS BUSINESS THAN YOU! I'LL HAVE THIS GO TO THE BOARD! I'LL HAVE YOU REMOVED FROM POWER IF YOU GO AGAINST MY AUTHORITY! I-"
YANG gets in Moon's face, the red mark from her smack from earlier still beet red. And Yang speaks to the audience, TW, and Moon..."...About what you said earlier...I'd LOVE to face you, Moon...or are you retired?" She asked her, to which Moon had no response. But she did safeguard the contract, handing it to Millia.
And Rage, who had the pen, simply put pen to paper-AND GOT TACKLED RIGHT TO THE GROUND BY ROSE TO MAKE SURE MILLIA SIGNED NOTHING! AND WEISS AND BLAKE RUSH OVER TO KASUMI AND AYANE, STARTING A THREE ON THREE BRAWL TO CLEAR THEM OUT THE RING WHILE YANG SIMPLY...glared at what seemed like a somewhat perturbed Moon. But that glare turned back into a smirk as the RWB got Millia, Kasumi, and Ayane out of the ring.
...And as the three recover, Weiss and Blake hop on the left turnbuckles and jump off to SPLASH onto the three Queendom members! And all the while, Ruby herself walks on the barricade, running towards The Horsewomen...AND JUMPS OFF TO TAKE THE HORSEWOMEN (and Freddie) DOWN IN THE AUDIENCE IN A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!
"DIVES DIVES DIVES from The RWBY team! And rest assured, YANG XIAO LONG is going give the fans WHAT THEY WANT!" JR exclaimed.
"Don't give these idiots what they want! They wanna see people like Pussy Jackson screw his girlfriend while they do vanilla midget flips! They don't wanna see REAL wrestling!" Batista shouted, "Xiao Long you DO NOT put your hands on Moon-OOOH!"
YANG GRABS MOON BY THE COLLAR AND PULLS HER IN CLOSELY...and Yang grins EVILY-UNTIL AELITA ATTACKS YANG FROM BEHIND TO KNOCK HER DOWN!
"YES! AELITA! THE FOURTH WOMAN ALWAYS MAKING THE SAVE!" Exclaimed Batista.
"Aelita HIDING outside the ring, like a SNAKE! And she STRUCK Yang when it was most opportune!" Exclaimed JR.
"I'd go down there NOW...but I have a no compete clause for this commentary contract." Kari growled, "Plus I didn't bring my boots."
Aelita goes to TOWN on Yang, STOMPING her out as she tries to stand up! Aelita eventually gets her to the near left corner and starts stomping her out in the corner so as to subdue her! "YOUR PRESENCE IS NOT ALLOWED IN OUR COMPANY...BE GONE!" Aelita shouted as she ran and FACE WASHED Yang and had her crawling out the corner in pain. Moon smirks and holds the contract in her hands, yelling, "KICK HER ASS, A, KICK HER ASS! AND TAKE OFF BOTH HER ARMS!" And then Moon runs in and starts STOMPING on Yang herself to even MORE boos!
"What an ASSAULT! 'Doesn't wrestle', huh?" Asked JR.
"Is she wrestling? No, she's making sure her division doesn't go to CRAP." Batista said.
"Didn't she try to kill her division a bit ago?" Cinema Snob asked.
"ANCIENT HISTORY." Batista said.
"But it-"
"ANCIENT HISTORY..." Batista cut Dashie off.
Moon says, "AELITA...SAULT ON HER!", and Aelita smirks and bows to the crowd before running the ropes for a Fosbury Flop onto Yang. She runs and rebounds, but Yang had KIPPED UP and actually DUCKED under a Moonsault, making Aelita keep running! Aelita runs back to try and stop Yang, but Yang HOPS over Aelita in an IMPRESSIVE feat of athleticism that saw Aelita runs back and RUN RIGHT INTO A BUMBLEBEE SPEAR THAT NEARLY BREAKS PLAN A IN HALF!
"OH GOD IN HEAVEN, SHE BROKE AELITA SMACK DAB IN HALF!" JR shouted.
"WHAT A SPEAR! AELITA IS LAID OUT, AND MOON'S FACE...THAT'S THE FACE OF A WOMAN WITH NO OPTIONS LEFT!" Exclaimed Kari.
Yang looks down at a mowed down Schaeffer and scoffs BEFORE BLOCKING THE CLIPBOARD SHOT TO THE HEAD FROM MOON...and Moon's look went from DESPERATE to FEARFUL...
"Yang giving Moon CRAZY EYES..." Dashie said, "This bitch GONNA GET WILD..."
Yang takes the contract from Moon...and then bonks her with the clipboard. Moon holds her head, and Yang holds the pen...but drops it...
...because she eyes the table that the contract was on...much to the love of the crowd...
"Oooh...this is gonna be good...!" Kari said.
"Oh this may be both bad AND good for Xiao Long. You are going to THE LION'S DEN...and you just might hurt the mama lion before then..." Snob chuckled.
"Yang Xiao Long...! Looking to make a STATEMENT!" Exclaimed JR.
The crowd is chanting, "YES! YES! YES!" in unison because they want to see Yang make GOOD on the request she made earlier.
"Don't you DARE Yang...DON'T YOU DARE...!" Batista exclaimed, "You do this, YOU WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST TARGET ON YOUR BIMBO ASS! MOON WILL MAKE GOOD ON THOSE THREATS FROM EARLIER, I PROMISE YOU! YOU WILL REGRET THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR CAREER!"
"Or she'll LOVE IT!" JR exclaimed, "SHE MAY WANT THIS! Yang Xiao Long-LIFTING MOON ON HER SHOULDERS!"
And the crowd POPS WHEN MOON IS IN A FIREMAN'S CARRY ON YANG'S SHOULDERS! And Yang moves into position behind the table!
"THIS IS A STUPID MISTAKE! PUT HER DOWN! YOU'RE GONNA FREAKING REGRET THIIIS!" Batista yelled. "SHE IS A LEGEND, YOU DOPE! SHOW SOME RESPECT!"
Yang holds Moon over her shoulder and smiles at the cheering crowd...
...
...and SHE SPINS HER AROUND TO DRILL SAILOR MOON THROUGH THE TABLE FACE FIRST WITH THE YELLOW SLAYER!
"OOOH GOD ALMIGHTY! WHAT A BIG F5! THE SLAYER! THE LEGEND THROUGH THE TABLE!" Exclaimed Jim Ross!
"NOOO!" Batista shouted in utter disgust.
"YANG! YANG! YANG! YANG! YANG! YANG! YANG! YANG!" The crowd CHANTED!
Yang stands over the rubble that Moon was lying in, and just steps over her victim to grab the WWE contract. She grabs the pen next, and then makes her way over to the face down body of Moon, and gets on the floor and puts the contract on her back to officially sign it! A camera man comes over, and Yang just leans on Moon and uses her as a table/arm rest while having a photo op with her signed contract.
"And WELCOME TO WWE, YANG XIAO LONG!" Kari cheered, "WHAT a statement! You may be in Team Bumblebee, but WELCOME to the start of your solo career in full! She's gonna fit in WELL with the heavy strikers and powerhouses like Rika, Toph, Lucy, Ellie, Misaka, Shaundi, and all the rest!"
"She will fit in VERY well!" JR said, "And with a statement like that, she says ONE thing...she will NOT be intimidated by ANYONE...even if it's the supposedly retired queen bee, Sailor Moon!"
"What...a...MISTAKE." Batista snarled, "YOU ALL can go ahead and ACCEPT THIS. But I know one thing...Yang Xiao Long made a VERY VERY POWERFUL ENEMY before day one. You don't think so? You don't take it seriously? Ask the girls she RETIRED because they didn't do what she said! Look at the girls she made QUIT because she made them run off! The girls she put in HOSPITALS. She doesn't even need to do it DIRECTLY. Time to Say Goodbye TO YOUR CAREER BRAT."
"There'll be people to make sure Moon doesn't pull what she used to pull." Kari said. "Misty may be gone, but I still exist."
"Oh don't act like you're important. You're No. 5 in the hierarchy of important people. Nobody in WWE cares about you." Batista said.
"REGARDLESS of any of that..." Jim Ross said, "ENJOY your stay in WWE, Yang Xiao Long! Your stock, EVERYWHERE, has just grown immensely across the business. BUILD on it. BECOME GREAT. BECOME A STAR."
"This Will Be the Day" plays Yang off as she stands over Moon, grabs a mic, and says, "...You can't dodge me forever, Moon...I'm getting my match with you soon..."
"She's RETIRED." Batista groaned.
"Sure...retired." Kari said, "She's ducking the elephant in the room. SEVERAL of them. And one is sitting in the audience, ENJOYING her time off from WCW to be here."
"Why can't YOU retire?" Asked Dave.
"Because unlike you, I didn't feel like running away to Hollywood when things went bad." Kari said. "I swear, I dunno if I'd rather want to hear you or VEGETA white knight for her."
"While you and your boyfriend dip into irrelevancy, I'll be getting millions from my movie roles." Batista said.
"Oh nice, you playing henchman #1 or the hulking brute with barely any emotion to hide your lack of skill?" Kari asked...
...before BOTH of their voices were cut off.
"Can we not have them come back?" Cinema Snob asked as he held two headphone jacks in his hand. "If one of them keep talking, I'll boil them in vinegar and feed them to Rosie O'Donnell."
"Yeah bitch they got issues." Dashie said.
"REGARDLESS of the inanity here...we shall take a QUICK intermission." JR said. "We WILL be back soon...for now, enjoy this promo for the upcoming 'Fang vs. Farron'."
-.-.-
(The scene shows Fang and Vanille, the two having a tense argument over something as Vanille looks close to tears, while Fang simply looks angry.)
"….to think, all this really started…"
(Fang then starts to walk away…..but Vanille grabs her arm, Pleading with her to stay, to talk things out…)
"….with a choice that I made….."
(…and RECIEVES A SPEAR FOR HER TROUBLES!)
"MY GOD!" Noel cries. "What the-FANG JUST SPEARED HER OWN PARTNER!"
"I think it's safe to say EX-partner!" Alpha replied.
(the scene then fades to black…only to fade back in, now showing Lightning and Fang in the ring….)
"Even as others questioned my motives…my reasonin'…"
(…..only to meet the same result as Fang BLASTS the RR VP with a Spear!)
"….I STUCK with that choice…."
(the scene then fades to black again, only to fade in to show Fang sitting alone in a black room, smirking at the camera as "Crash" by Decyfer Down kicks up)
"….an' I don't regret it fer a SECOND."
(Feel the pressure, let it go)
(Feel the pressure, let it go!)
(the scene then shifts to Fang fighting solo in FTW to joining the Hierarchy in UWE and fighting alongside them)
"Since I left them, my career has SKYROCKETED…EVERYONE knows who I am now!"
(The camera then shifts to photos of Fang in the RR, starting out happy at first…)
(You try to buy some time)
(Can't read the signs)
(Or the reasons why)
(…..but then the smile on Fang's face starts to strain….becoming more and more forced….)
(Every single time, like I'm driving blind)
(Can't make up my mind)
(I know I'm gonna find my way out!)
(but then the scene shifts, this time to show Lightning with an angry scowl aimed at Fang…)
"Is that all this has been?! You joining the RR was just to fuel your own ego?!"
(Before she's BLASTED with a Spear as the chorus kicks in)
(Crash, you're going down)
(Without a sound)
(And I'll pass you up before I explode)
(Fang then glares down at Lightning, speaking coldly)
"Consider that….my resignation….."
"I TRUSTED you…..more than I care to admit, I TRUSTED YOU….WE ALL DID….."
(before dropping the mic and walking off, tossing aside her RR armband as she does)
"…and you just tossed us aside like TRASH…"
(Breaking until)
(I'll see it through)
(You won't keep me down when I crash through you!)
(Then the scene shifts back to that black room….only this time, Lightning is sitting in front of the camera.)
"And now, ever since that day, you've made it your personal mission to make the lives of me and the RR a living hell….."
(So here we are right now)
(This is our time to cross this line)
(Fang is then shown joining with REVOCS in their attack on Velvet House at FUSION XX….)
(Every single time, like I'm driving blind)
(…..before moving on to FTW's branch, attacking The Slashers and Vanille…)
(Can't make up my mind)
(I know I'm gonna find my way out)
"…but you made one error….."
(…and then Fang vs Serah, where Fang has her in her Dragontamer submission hold…..)
"….you attacked my FAMILY…"
(but then she's blindsided from behind by Lightning, which starts the two having a massive brawl as the chorus restarts)
(Crash you're going down!)
(Without a sound)
(And I'll pass you up before I explode)
(Breaking until I'll see it through)
(You won't keep me down)
(When I crash through you)
(I'll crash through you, yeah)
(The camera then switches back to Lightning…..)
"But your biggest mistake…..was trying to take the fight to ME….."
(Hear me out, I'm never backing down!)
(I'm never backing down!)
(…..and then back to Fang…..)
"I don't just wanna fight ya, Sunshine…
(Hear me out, I'm never backing down!)
(I know you're going down!)
"….I wanna EMBARRASS ya….in front of EVERYONE…"
(Crash you're going down)
(Without a sound)
(The scene then shifts between the two as they speak, while also showing various moments mentioned before….)
"And the Corleones will learn why you don't underestimate us….."
(And I'll pass you up before I explode)
(Breaking until I'll see it through)
"And then everyone will see that the 'mighty' Rookie Revolution is nothin' but a FARCE….."
(You won't keep me down)
(When I crash through you)
"And you will ALL HAIL….."
(I'll crash through you)
"And you will BOW DOWN…..
(I'll crash through you)
"…THE ROOKIE REVOLUTION…."
(I'll crash through you)
"…TO THE FAMILY…"
(The scene then turns back to the brawl between the two as the lyrics finish out…)
(Feel the pressure, let it go!)
(Feel the pressure, let it go!)
(Feel the pressure, let it go!
(Hear me out, I'm never backing down!)
(I'm never backing down!)
(….before freezing on the pair in mid brawl, looks of rage on both women's faces as their war rages….)
(A/N: WOW. Big stuff. Honestly...I meant to make Moon's promo boring and rambly. However, I got so carried away I actually put myself to sleep. Normally I don't wanna write Moon like that. But for this occassion, I had to Triple H her...and then make her put over someone. XD
INDEED! Intermission time! I will take a one or two break before going back at it. I will be back at it soon, no worries! For now...whee!
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