hey guys its me. i haven't been on this for some time now and i just wanted to thank all my people. Alana fox, you rock, you were my first reviewer and then you helped me. i was talking to myself wen i made a decision. i decree that i will probably not go higher than 10 chapters. but i just might make a sequel. i am not a very action person so when you read my last chapter you might want to punch me, but you cant! right? anyway, enough of this blah blah.
disclaim: it breaks my heart when i have to write this. but sadly this is not mine. BOOOO-HOOOO!
Jackie Chan was beyond dead. His niece actually married to the demon. He needed to get things back to the way they're supposed to be. All of a sudden he heard someone moan. Jackie wanted to puke because he knows exactly where these noises were coming from.
"YOURS, DRAGO'S, YOURS!" Jade YELLED. Jackie wanted to die from that. He really didn't want to know what was Drago's. During their intense sex, Jackie remembered how Jade had saved the world from Shendu. How she convinced him and uncle, that's it! Uncle! Jackie had a new plan to save the world, and he wouldn't fail.
A month. That is exactly how long it took for Jackie to finally get Jade to join him. She cracked when she was moody, and provoked. Everywhere she had went Jackie was there. In the kitchen, courtyard, balcony, garden, wherever she was not with Drago.
"Fine ok, just leave me alone, Uncle Jackie." Jade caved and ran to her room. Jackie did his victory dance and went to find uncle.
"Uncle, great news." Jackie ran into the library.
"AAIIYYYAAA, NO TALKING, Jaacckkieeee, why are you here, only master can enter library." Uncle said to his nephew as he cleaned up library.
"Jade agreed, she is going to save world with us." Jackie jumped around excited. Uncle sighed, wishing he could take a nap.
"Us? What us? Uncle is too old for this,"
"Come on uncle, Drago doesn't rule the world, humans do."
"AAIIYYYAAA, uncle doesn't not want to be roasted like ham. Uncle will not go" uncle said as he dusted away.
"Come on uncle, this isn't right, you are a chi wizard" Jackie sighed
"Uncle needs nap"
"Uncle will get a long nap and tea if he helps"
"NO"
"YES"
"NOOOO"
"PLEASE UNCLE, I'M BEGGING YOU."
"FINE! NOW LEAVE UNCLE ALONE! Uncle has headache." Jackie smiled at his uncle. Feeling successful, he left uncle, planning how to escape this world.
Jade felt sick. She couldn't keep anything down. Bai Tsa claimed it was just that time of the month again, every demon agreeing.
"Poor female mortals, having to suffer every month. I pity them really." Po Kong spoke. Jade had left dinner early, fleeing to the bathroom to empty her stomach. She was washing her hands when Drago walked in.
"Hey, Jewels, are you um, ok?" Drago walked over to her. Jade nodded as she sighed and sat on the bed. Drago followed suit and let her put her head in the crook of his neck as he played with her hair. Jade was feeling extremely guilty now. Here he was showing love and compassion towards her only, while she is sick mind you, and she had agreed to help Jackie overthrow him. Jade cried silently next to him as the guilt and mood swings + the unexplainable sickness controlled her.
"What's wrong Jewels?"
"I…I… don't know, I hate…. My- myselfffff" jade mumbled into his rock hard chest. Drago looked at her confused, yet happy he wasn't a mortal girl that has to endure this every fucking month. He rubbed her back as she continued to cry harder. Jade knew what he was thinking. She couldn't bring herself to tell him it's not true, because then there would only be one other option left to be the truth. After that thought she cried harder.
"Hey calm down, its ok." Drago said to his wife.
"CALM DOWN? YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU HAVE NO IDEA THAT THE HELL I'M GOING THROUGH, GET AWAY FROM ME!" Jade yelled at him in blind rage. When she was done, she felt like shit.
"No, wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry. I am a horrible wife. Horrible, horrible, ho...Ribble!" Jade cried even harder. Drago was just amazed at how fast her mood swings changed. He held her tighter as she cried.
"No, it's ok. Jade, you are wonderful, just, you'll be ok, ok?" he whispered in her ear. Jade sniffled as she tried to stop her tears. She felt extremely guilty now, she just wanted to be alone now, and she can't face him.
"I love you, but can I be alone now...Wait, can you get me some chocolates? " Jade asked as he got up. Drago nodded in response and left to get her chocolate, which didn't take long with dragon speed. He gave the chocolate to Jade, kissed her head and left.
Jade was in hysterics as she ate her dragon shaped chocolate. Roar, I'm gonna eat you up! She played with her food as a distraction to the current situations. She laughed as she decapitated one. I'm a mess, she thought. I need to tell Jackie I can't do it. Jade couldn't bear the thought of leaving Drago. With that in mind she got up, chocolate in hand, and left to tell her soon-to-be devastated uncle.
I KNOW ITS SHORT RIGHT? SORRY, BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS.
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