A/N: As promised Shika/Hosh hope you like!

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One Shot, Two Shots, Three Shots, FLOOR!

"Hoshiko Nichi I challenge you to a drinking contest."

Three Shots of Rum:

Shikamaru sat there and looked at an apparently passed out Hoshiko.

"Wow already we've only had three shot's."

Hoshiko jumped up suddenly and smiled at him, "We need more booze and music. I have music but we need booze are you willing to be a ninja with me?" Shikamaru smirked, "Sure what's the plan?" Hoshiko got up and went over to the computer and started blasting DJ Italian SenSation from the speakers. "This is Hotaru's but it's good music none the less, so follow me on our mission!" Hoshiko lead Shikamaru upstairs into Hotaru's room and proceeded to raid Hotaru's stash, stealing two of the five bottles of Rum and three of the seven bottles of Tequila.

Four Shots of Rum and Threes Shots of Tequila:

Shikamaru and Hoshiko were down to there undies. Hoshiko with Rum in hand was dancing on the coffee table, Shikamaru down to boxers and socks was doing the Shika Shake in front of the window seat, outside many Konaha residents were watching on in great amusement.

Two Bottles of Rum and a Bottle of Tequila:

"Shikamaru be my partner on yet another mission!" Shikamaru to drunk to care that they were obviously drunk and shouldn't be performing any missions of any kind agreed.

"Sure, whats our mission?" Hoshiko smiled.

"Get vengeance on Hatake Kakashi for saving Hotaru from my vengeful vengeance of doom!"

Shikamaru way to drunk to realize the epic stupidity of this plan agreed.

"Great we are gonna need tutu's Shikamaru lot's and lot's of tutu's."

20 Pink Tutu's Five Bottles of Rum and Two Bottle of Tequila:

Shikamaru and Hoshiko had just placed the last of the tutu's and bagged up the last of Kakashi's clothes when they heard the front door slam open. They peeked around corner and saw one soaked Hatake Kakashi carrying onr soaked and bound Hotaru. They had to bite down on their knuckles to keep the giggles from escaping their throats. They watched as Kakashi dropped Hotaru, who was death glaring Kakashi the death glare of all death glares, on the couch and headed for the bathroom. They listened to him close the door and turn on the shower, after a few minutes they went into action. Shikamaru ran back to the room and grabbed two tutu's Hoshiko ran up and gagged Hotaru with a sock. Hoshiko snuck into the bathroom taking Kakashi's clothes and replacing them with a tutu, as Shikamaru cut off Kakashi's shirt and left the tutu next to a glaring, shivering, gagged and half naked Hotaru.

The water in the bathroom shut off just as Shikamaru and Hoshiko met up, they flew out the newly opened window, as a towel wrapped Kakashi walked in looking extremely puzzled and holding the tutu. "Now I've worn some questionable things for certain mission's but I never have nor ever will I wear or worn a pink tutu."

Kakashi looked even more puzzled as he took in the gagged, and obviously cold and extremely angry Hotaru. "Well if it wasn't you then who?" Kakashi un-gagged Hotaru and immediately regretted it. He spent the next ten minutes being screamed at about how he had to be the worst ninja known to all mankind letting an extremely drunk kunoichi sneak up on him and steal his clothes right out from under his nose.

Once she had stopped screaming Kakashi spoke up. "So what do you propose now?" Hotaru stared in stunned amazement because after ranting she had finally looked at Kakashi and realized he was mask-less. "I heard rumor's most from you very own team, but now I know why you hide your face, you are hot Kakashi...like stick a fork in me I'm done HOT!" And what happened next she shall never forget Hatake Kakashi~ famous Copy Ninja blushed.

Hotaru stared at the blushing Kakashi as he walked over to his closet and opened it re-vealing Pink Tutu's, and then to her utter dismay, he kneeled down and opened a secret panel in the floorboards and began pulling out clothes which included a mask. Kakashi disappeared and came back fully dressed. "I'm afraid I only had one extra set of clothes you're stuck with a tutu." Hotaru smiled calmly. "I've worn more bizarre things the tutu is okay, although I hate pink I can deal, now cut me loose so I can get dressed." Kakashi cut her strings and let her up, after showering Hotaru got dressed in the tutu and hung up her undies so they could dry.

"Well now we must plan our vengeance accordingly, it will be grand and crush any ideas of future pranks upon us." Hotaru smiled evilly as Kakashi pulled out some paper and a pen.

"I'll make a list of items we will need and while my undies dry you can go buy them." Kakashi agreed and Hotaru began writing.

Yet another List:

Rope

Duct Tape

Hot Pink Nipple Tassels

Dora The Explorer Undies

I HEART PANDAS Underwear Set

Electric Orange Lipstick

Electric Blue Lipstick

Day Glo Green Instant Hair Dye

Spastic Pink Instant Hair Dye

Pink Nail-polish

Green Eyeliner

Pink Eyeliner

A Purple Penguin

Black Ballerina Slippers

Black Tutu

Hotaru handed Kakashi the list and decided to read Icha Icha while Kakashi went shopping. By the time Kakashi got back Hotaru's undies had dried and she was dressed and ready to go. Kakashi handed her her re-placement clothes, she changed and they left heading for Hotaru and Hoshiko's house where they found Shikamaru and Hoshiko passed out in the bathtub each holding a bottle of Rum and Tequila in both hands. Hotaru took many pictures and then they set to work Kakashi taking Shikamaru and Hotaru taking Hoshiko, they dyed hair, painted nails, did make up Hotaru changed Hoshiko into the Dora undies and the Pink Tassels, and then she changed Shikamaru into the Panda set. Kakashi carried Shikamaru and Hotaru carried Hoshiko all the way to Konaha's Town Square, they tied the still unconscious ninja to the flag pole duct taping their mouths shut, Hoataru put on both Lipsticks and left Kiss marks on the duct tape, after taking some more pictures they left.

Hotaru dropped the penguin off at Shikamaru's naming him Pink Wrath, and headed home. She packed up her clothes, weapons, Phillip, a couple of books and her booze then sealed the rest of her stuff inside a scroll. After thinking long and hard she decided she had to move in with Kakashi at least until Hoshiko forgave her, on her way out the front door she grabbed the trash bag full of Kakashi's clothes she had found hidden in her closet. Discarding the awful Pink Tutu Hotaru stole another one of Kakashi's shirts changed and left.

After helping Hotaru out Kakashi had gone home and fallen asleep, he woke up when Hotaru walked in the front door. "Can I help you?" Hotaru dropped her bags and held up the garbage bag full of Kakashi's clothes. "I'm momentarily homeless give me a place to stay for a while, a drawer and I shall return your clothes and share my booze." Kakashi needing his clothes more than solidarity agreed. "No extra room so it's the couch, floor or you could always sleep in the bathtub it's really up to you." Hotaru slumped down on the couch and decided it would have to do for the time being. "K although your bed looks plenty big I don't see why you can't share." Kakashi had many reason's on the tip of his tongue, but looking at her sitting there in one of his shirts he couldn't bring himself to voice any of them. So he did what any man would do he played with the fire hoping to hell he wouldn't get burned.

"You're right Hotaru, I don't see why I can't share either, so let go to bed we have training tomorrow."

A/N: *SQUEE! OMG I LOVED WRITING THIS ONE! Review!