"I know...I know...those ass holes didn't just leave us like that." Mira said.

"Jerks..." Minerva said.

"Boys! Do you know how hard it was to bring you guys here?!" Juvia yelled.

"Actually it was pretty fucking easy." Levy commented.

"Damn you guys!" Erza cursed.

"Hey! Bitches, are you giving up?! This delay just means that we have to get those guys and get our lemons! I thought you guys where skankier than this! the bitches I knew wouldn't have given up so easily! So I say, we find Wendy and find those ass holes!" Lucy shouted, then all the girls smiled and cheered.

"Yeah!" So then all the girls raced back into the guild after Wendy.

{Unknown POV}

"Bitch! Get your lazy ass back here!" I was running as fast as I could. This girl...what the Hell is up with her?!

"Leave me alone!" I shouted. Gosh, she's really fast! And she keeps shooting at me!

{Back to normal pov}

"Wait! Let me see sometin. Open Bitch gate to the compass. Pyxis or whatever." Lucy summoned Pyxis.

"Show us where Natsu and the girls bitches went." Lucy demanded. Then suddenly he started going east, and soon they were out of the town.

"No...those bitches didn't." Lucy muttered.

"Didn't what?! Stop mumblin Bitch!" Levy yelled.

"Hoe! Can't you see!? They went to the heartfilia mansion!" Lucy exclaimed as she dragged Levy by her hair and threw her.

"Bitch! I know you just didn't!" Levy yelled as she got up charged at Lucy. In the end she got a face full of breasts.

"Hime?!"

"you mad or nah? I got bigger breasts than you. Hehe, everyone does!" Lucy laughed. Levy sulked while Minerva tried to comfort her.

"Bitch...we'll see who's talking when I cut off those huge breasts of yours!" Levy sulked, crying. Lucy flinched.

"Levy-Chan." She stuttered, tears beginning to stream from her face. Then suddenly Lucy had shot herself forward and squeezed Levy in a tight hug, once again having her breasts squishing her face.

"Im so SORRY!" She cried. All the girls looked at her weirdly, heck even Levy was wondering what the Hell was going on. Then suddenly Lucy got stiff.

"Why the Hell am I hugging you? Wasn't I just laughing at her ass?" Lucy asked. The other girls were so confused...they stopped trying to comprehend it.

"well?! The Fuck we waiting here for then?! To my old mansion!" Lucy said, putting her fist in the air With a smile.

"To The Mansion!" The other girls smiled, raising their fists in the air too.