A/N: Sorry, rushed update :)


December 9th

Fruitcake

The key to survival at the Pole -

Avoid the fruitcake at all costs.

Jack had learned this after a few attempts at breaking into the Workshop. He'd just been wondering what it tasted like, and the next thing he knew, Phil was pounding him on the back as he choked on the cake. It was probably the yeti's easiest time catching the teen.

He had no problem avoiding the cake after that.

It wasn't until after he'd become a Guardian that he realized why it was so bad.

The elves made it.

None of the yetis dared them that no one liked it.

And so, Jack had learned.

He'd learned how to survive the hectic Pole.

Avoid the Fruitcake.