Nex: hi everyone! Now I just wanna say—
Axel: no one wants to hear about it!!
Roxas: yeah!! Onto the questions!!
Nex: (pouts)
The review that Nex and Dez can only understand...Okay, magsisimula na ako!!
Sinabi ko dati kay Zexion na mahal na mahal siya sa DA di ba? Yung DA ay DeviantArt. Kakaiba nman yang mga kasama mo! Pag kinuha nyo sila, aalis lang rin! Katulad ni Manse-- Xemnas! si Xaldin at si Vexen rin! haay, yun ang gusto nila kaya umaalis sila...Ui, wag kayo magagalit ah! Secret stash pala ni Xemnas at ni Saix yung candy na kinuha nyo na akal nyung "Candy Mountain"...PENGE CANDY!
Nex: ahhh. DA is deviantArt!!
Dez: ou nga! Bkt kaya sila umaalis?!
Nex: maybe they don't like us?
Marluxia: what?
Dez: Bkt nman kami magagalit?
Nex: -gasp- patay tayo pagnalaman nila tayo kumuha!!
Demyx: umm guys??
Dez: Eep. We're doomed!!
Zexion: what did she say??
Nex: wouldn't you like to know?
Zexion: yes I would
Nex: you don't need to know it
Zexion: but I want to
Nex: why?
Zexion: my name was mentioned
Nex: so?
Zexion: I wanna know
Nex: what f I don't want to?
Zexion: fine. I'll just read your mind
Nex: y-you can read minds?
Zexion: (evil grin) yes (about to read Nex's mind)
Dez: I wouldn't do that if I were you
Zexion: well, you're not me (reads her mind)
Roxas: well??
Zexion: O.O
Axel: what is it?!
Zexion: AHHHH!! (falls on the ground)AAAHHHHHHH!!
Marluxia: (looks at Nex) are you some kind of evil sadist?!
Nex: no. I just never mentioned that I was a Zemyx fan
Dez: what kind of sadist isn't evil?
Zexion: (gets up) YOU ARE A ZEMYX FAN?!
Nex: umm… yes?
Demyx: you think we're gay?! (teary eyes)
Nex: no! of course not!! I think you guys are straight!!
Zexion: HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU THINK WE'RE STRAIGHT IF YOU ARE A ZEMYX FAN?!
Nex: I just said I like it. doesn't mean I think you guys are gay
Demyx: People who make those stories are crazy
Dez: no they're not!!
Nex: yah!!
Zexion: whatever
lolz! nice...um..story?...thing?.. sry don't know what to call this funny question/story of yours. anyways i just got ur message and i think it's awesome to meet another filipina!! X3 i don't rly got any questions but i do want to say something...
eh-hem... HI ZEXION! X3 ur my favorite character in kingdom hearts! oh..and I kinda got this love/hate thing going on with Axel... the hate is because..well u know.. he killed a certain somebody... (glares at Axel) and Demyx is alright... i suppose...also Marluxia...i guess... and i got nothing to say about anyone else..well except for Mans... I mean Xemnas.. YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE I TAKE OUT MAH IMAGINARY WEAPONS OF DOOM!! that goes for Axel too... well i shall be awaiting for the next update of yours! X3
P.S.- how did u find my profile?? 0o
whoops.. excuse me.. i accidentally said that "Axel killed a certain "somebody"" i meant he killed a certain nobody.. DX and don't take this as rude cuz.. umm they just are nobodies.. –cries- but in my heart they are somebodies!! well some of them at least.. oh and i love charlie the unicorn!!
X3
Zexion: thank you?
Nex: I think Axel is an alright friend but he did kill a certain somebody(glares at Axel too)
Zexion: (also glares at Axel)
Axel: what?!
Demyx: I'm just… alright?? (teary eyes again)
Roxas: at least you were mentioned
Dez: so you like answering questions?
Roxas: I guess so
Marluxia: what with the angry face?
Nex: how I found you profile?? (thinks for a minute) I was reading some stories then I left a review for one then I wanted to see what the other people think then I saw your username then I thought, ooh! A long name with the word twilight in it!! then I clicked it (breathes)
Zexion: o-okay
Demyx: thanks?
Marluxia: To the next question, thingee!!
Ai: Hello Guyz!! I think all of you now know who is Konata Izumi and Akira Kogami! Here they are with Larxene!!
Larxene: Yo.
Konata: Hello.
Akira: -in a cute voice- Hello! -in her original deep, shallow voice- Axel...
Konata: Last time Ai said something about a blizzard right?
Ai: Yup! Last time Marluxia shouted the "XalVex" pair in front of Vexen and Xaldin, with Xemnas, Demyx, Me and Axel, the two of them conjured up a blizzard locking us inside the room and Xaldin and Vexen got out of the room.
Konata: I hated that...
Larxene: Really? -then Demyx glomps Larxene- Wtf? DEMYX GET OFF OF ME OR ELSE!
Ai: Well, I better go ya guyz comin'?
Konata, Akira and Larxene: We'll stay with them...
Ai: Sige paalam!!(okay, goodbye!!)
Roxas: umm. There wasn't even a question in there…
Axel: wait! Don't leave us with them!!
Demyx: I'm happy!!
Zexion: no you're not you idiot! We can't feel. Remember?
Demyx: yes we can!!
Zexion: no we can't
Demyx: yes we can!!
Zexion: no we can't
Demyx: yes we can!!
Zexion: no we can't
Marluxia: ENOUGH!! I want the both of you to apologize to each other
Zexion and Demyx: yes, mother
Axel: whoa. Zexy was right. You ARE like a mother!!
Marluxia: shuddup Axel!!
Demyx: --hugs Larxene—I missed you!!
Larxene: --electrocutes Demyx—
Demyx: ouch
Nex: you know, now that I think about it, Larxene and Demyx make a very good couple
Dez: Nex, are you suicidal or something??
Larxene: say that again??
Nex: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!
Demyx: see, sweetie pie? We look good together!!
Larxene: --faces Demyx—do you really think that I would go for someone like you?? (starts PMSing)
Nex: (whisper to Roxas) I have a great idea!
Roxas: what?
Nex: (whispers something into Roxas ear)
Roxas: that's a brilliant idea!!
Nex: okay. I tell Dez and you tell Zexion and Axel
Roxas: right! (goes to Axel and Zexion and tells them the plan)
Zexion: are you crazy?!
Axel: (smirks) that's not a bad idea
Dez: Nex told me as well. Roxas, lets get the camera!!
Roxas: okay!!
Axel: (stands behind Larxene)
Zexion and Nex: (stands behind Demyx)
Roxas and Dez: (Dez has a camera and Roxas has a video camera)
Nex: (whispers) 1…2…3!!
Axel: (pushes Larxene)
Zexion and Nex: (pushes Demyx)
Marluxia: O.O
--moments silence--
Nex: quick! Take the pictures!!
Dez: (takes pictures)
Roxas: (talks into the camera) if anyone finds this we were probably murdered by Larxene
Zexion: we are doomed
Marluxia: THEY'RE KISSING!!
(then they stop kissing)
Axel: -gulp-
Nex: eep! I never learned how to use reflega!! Or curaga!!
Dez: (puts the camera in a safe place)
Roxas: (still talking into the camera) okay. This is probably where you see us get beat up.
Larxene: (blank expression)
Demyx: (huge smile on his face) see? That wasn't bad!
Larxene: (blank expression)
Marluxia: (waves a hand in front of Larxene's face) Larxene??
Larxene: D-demyx….
Demyx: yes sweetie pie??
Axel: oh no. oh no. oh no. oh no. first she'll kill Demyx. Then probably the one who pushed her next. Eep. That was me!!
Larxene: (hugs Demyx) I didn't know you were such a good kisser!!
Everyone: O.O
Roxas: (still talking into the camera) wow. This was really unexpected!!
Demyx: (hugs Larxene back)well, you never asked, sweetie!! You wanna go out later??
Larxene: sure!!...Sweetie!!
Everyone: O.O
Axel: dang. He works fast
Larxene: I'll just get ready!! (leaves room dragging Nex and Marluxia by the hood)
Nex: Wait! Where are you taking me??
Larxene: shopping for my date clothes!!
Nex: SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHY DID I PICK TODAY TO WEAR A HOODIE?!
Marluxia: then why are you bringing me?
Larxene: I need someone to bring the things!!
Marluxia: (pouts)
Axel: what's with her?
Roxas: yeah. I thought girls like shopping
Dez: she likes shopping. You know, like for books, games occasionally toys. But she hates shopping for clothes
Axel: ahhh
Demyx: I better get ready too! –leaves-
Roxas: so now what do we do??
Zexion: I guess we wait (reads his book)
Axel: hey, Rox, wanna play DDR??
Roxas: sure!
(phone rings)
Axel: (picks it up) hello?
Marluxia: AkuRoku!!(hangs up)
Axel: that little bastard!
