Epilogue: The Ending of the Story (what did you expect from an epilogue?)
15 years later (Khamûl's point of view)
"I must say, that queer outsider's become quite respectable"
"Aye, yes Bert, yes he has."
"Even started smoking not long ago!"
"Aye, but he made a horrible shriek his first time. Stuck the pipe right in his eye, he did. Or where his eye would be, if he 'ad one."
"Broke all the glasses in the pub, if I remember right."
"Sent the customers running right out o t' place."
"Barkeeper went after 'im with sharpened pot. Nothing could scare him!"
"Funny thing was, pot went right through t' pink feller. Robes and all!"
I sighed (it came out like a dying cat. I'll have to work on that.). Those hobbits can never get anything right. The pot did not just "go through" me! It ripped my robes and it hurt! A lot! I decided to go and set those hobbits right. Nazgûl 3 (the hobbits all called him Bob) came with.
"Shrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Shrieek hiss shriek shriek hisssss shriiiiieeeek!"
"Shriek shriek," Nazgûl 3 shrieked his agreement .
"He's gonna get me! Help!"
"Aw calm down. 'e won't 'urt you. I wonder where abouts he comes from."
"Probably out of one a them lockholes. I heard ol' Sharkey put lots of foul things down there."
"But 'owed 'e get to be so tall?"
"Probably been spending too much time with Masters Meriadoc and Pippen."
"Aye."
I shrieked in their faces and sat down. In the corner, an old wizard was laughing.
THE END (really).
Please review! This is the end of the story (obviously). I'd have liked to run it longer, but I seem to have run out of ideas. I'll probably make another story called "The adventures of Khamul" in similar style but back in Mordor (it will not be a sequel). Thanks to the five of you who reviewed!
Note: The two hobbits in this part are loosely based on Ernest and Kenneth from All Creatures Great and Small (Chapter 31). I apologize for the horrible accents.
