Card Story

S. Hawk: Guess who's back with a brand new chapter?

Y. Hawk: I thought you died?

S. Hawk: You do realize we're the same person with two different personalities, right? If I died, so would you.

Y. Hawk: Don't try and pull that fancy higher education bit with me.

Chaos: Anyways, S. Hawk doesn't own any anime or what-not.


Eve-Of-Misery:
Wow, that is a lot of post. I'm glad you like the fire sorcerer story. I was trying to do something different. I figured that no one would notice that I made them wear the same outfit. Unfortunately, you caught me. Oh well. I didn't know about the Falsebound Kingdom considering I don't have a game cube. I still don't know their names…. Oh yeah, I'm skipping rules like there is no tomorrow. Since the rules become tedious to do at times, I kind of "ignore" them in this story. It's just easier this way. I really want to skip some of the rules in the real card game but they won't allow it. I thought that a little jealousy couldn't hurt.

Utah's Shadowed Moon: Thanks for not breaking anything while fighting.

FungiFungusRayne: Thanks for reviewing.

K.C.: This entire story was sappy in the most part. Since the cards are acting like people and people pair up occasionally, I thought it be cute to have these two pair up. Hmm, a god card story…why not? This chapter is for you.


Chapter 9: Winged Dragon of Ra

If I make it, they will come. This is my story and this is what happened on that faithful day that I had created my masterpiece. It was inevitable that their adventure would have taken place. The pleasure of my masterpiece overshadows everything that I have created before. It is almost perfection!

Dark Magician knew from the smoke billowing on the mountain of the gods that it was time for his annual journey towards that mountain. Interestingly, Grumpy has a lot of traditions that no one knows about. The D'El incident was the talk of the town for many days. DM didn't like being the center of attention and he avoided most people until that blew over. Now, he was clear to go on his next adventure.

"Grumpy, where are you going?" DMG asked. Ever since the Harpies Lady and D'El, DMG has been keeping a close eye on our resident master spellcaster. DM told his apprentice that he was going on an adventure alone. This brought a landslide of other questions from DMG. DM tried his best to answer the questions without making it sound like the adventure would be any fun. He didn't want his apprentice tagging along…especially on this adventure.

Eventually, Grumpy convinced DMG not to follow him. Grumpy left the depressed DMG waving him goodbye. What DM didn't realize was that DMG didn't give up on the idea of following him. She's just giving him a head start. She went to round up some of her friends so that it would be a fun experience. After a lot of convincing on her part, DMG went on her journey after Grumpy with the aid of Kuriboh, Joan, Freed, and Marron. It didn't take them long to reach Grumpy especially since he knew they were coming after him. He highly doubted that his apprentice would listen to him so he casually waited outside the forest for her and her friends. "What kept you guys?"

"Why are you waiting outside the blazing forest?" asked Freed. DM causal said that DMG is as easy to figure out as Jell-o and that she would obviously follow after him on this epic quest. Since all the players are assembled, DM decided to tell them all where they were heading. "We are going to the Mountain of Ra!"

"We're heading where!" yelled Joan. Of the entire creature in DMG's group, only Joan (and of course DM since it is part of his tradition) knew the dangers of that mountain. She told the group about the hazards and pitfalls that wait them on that mountain. DMG was very frightened and she turned to tell Grumpy so when she noticed that he already left. He went into the forest and was several yards away. Everyone else ran after him.

I know that they now venture through the forest of Slifer. Oh my sky dragon brethren, test these travelers to see if they are worthy of my masterpiece. Test them well. I know that your power will not let me down. My masterpiece waits.

Freed was the first one in the group to reached DM. Freed asked his buddy why they were going up to this mountain. Freed was really excited about the danger and he was ready for it. However, Grumpy didn't seem the type to venture into danger without a good reason. DM just said that he wanted Ra's masterpiece. This fired up the great warrior. "It was a treasure hunt! Oh, how much fun this is going to be!" thought Freed. Unfortunately, he should have watched where he was walking. "Ahhh!" In his excitement, Freed didn't notice the trap hole. He was about to fall to his doom when Joan grabbed him. For those that had forgotten, Joan is a guardian angel.

"Freed, my dear. I suggest you watch where you're going because you're really heavy and I don't think I can do many more last minute rescues." Freed was slightly embarrassed by being save by a girl but she was his friend (and she was stronger than him!) so he didn't mind. Unfortunately, Joan activated the trap Gravity Bind. It created a strong pull that kept the strong creatures in the group from moving. DM escaped from the trap along with Kuriboh and Marron. The other three couldn't move and they started to worry a bit. DM needed to free the others without getting trapped himself. He came up with a brilliant idea that involved Kuriboh since the gravity bind doesn't work on such a small creature. Grumpy gave a box to Kuriboh to open when it was next to DMG, Freed, and Joan. Kuriboh went along with the plan and opened the box when it was supposed to. The box contained mystical space typhoon. It saved all the creatures. Eventually, our adventures made it out of the forest.

The forest does not stop them? I wonder if Obelisk can hold them back from entering my mountain. It doesn't matter. If they can make it, they will be in awe at my masterpiece! Oh, how they will praise me! Let's see the event unfold next.

Our group stopped in front of a huge gateway with a huge creature guarding it. The huge creature growled, "I am Obelisk! None shall pass! I can only be defeated by that dark hole that is sealed away. Of course, to get to it you must pass me." While Obelisk was giving his speech, Marron got bored so it walked between Obelisk's legs and headed towards the button that would release the dark hole. Marron got to it and sat on the button which unsealed the hole. Obelisk was sucked in and the hero of the moment is Marron.

The Great Obelisk was beaten by a dog? Great, good help is so hard to find! I guess I better prepare for their arrival. My masterpiece is done! Let the foolish creatures marvel at it in all its glory!

The group made it to the top of the mountain only a few problems. The main thing is that they made it to Ra. Freed pulled out his great sword, preparing for battle. DM told him to it away since they were not here to fight Ra. The entire group was a little puzzled then Ra appeared. You have made it! Now, my masterpiece you will see!

To the group's puzzlement, it looked like a huge cauldron. Ra took out a huge ladle and filled several barrels and bowls with its contents. Freed was the first to ask what Ra's masterpiece was. Dark Magician answered candidly, "The universe's greatest soup!" Everyone in the group sweat dropped. This whole adventure was for soup!

Freed started to go off on DM until Grumpy shoved a spoonful of soup into Freed's mouth. "This…is the best soup ever!" Everyone went to Ra's table and sat down to have some of this soup.

This ends their great adventure… for soup.


A/N

Y. Hawk: This was all for soup? Does anyone else think that was stupid?

(Everyone raises their hand)

S. Hawk: Chaos? Black Kitty? Ichigo Neko? Kaiba? Serenity? Yuko? Yuki? Kyou? Sango? Miroku? Pegasus? You all are against me?

Sango: Please RR.