Hey! I'm back with a new chapter! I'll be out of town for a few days so I'll try to write as much as I can! So as you can see it's a showdown! Who o shall win what shall happen and why on earth is Renge in this chapter!?

"The story who be nothing without me so shut the heck up you fake writer!" Renge yelled at me while pointing her finger. She's super pissed right now

Looking scared I said, "But I wrote this and I never told you to come in this ch..."

"This is about the hosts right!? And I as their manager I must have some sort of role in this to make it worth reading!"

"But then what am I..."

Starting to laugh she said, "You are no longer needed I shall be the one to do all this! Take her away boys!"

What the hell!? Let me go I wrote this I made this you can't throw me out!!!! HELPPPPPP!!!!!!

"Now where were we? Ow yes I Renge shall start this! There is no need of Imag-chan for anything more! HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!"


Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

Alex was going insane! Tamaki wouldn't stop with questions of her life once the very last customer left. She already had a plan on how to get him to shut up but it was too risky for everyone else.

"Last question I promise!" He gave her the puppy eyes.

"I thought the last question was thirteen back?" Noticing he wasn't going to leave she sighed, "Yes?"

"When's your birthday?"

"Why do want to know?" She picked up her headset and was about to tune him out when he replied,

"Because I want to make sure to get you something since I'm you Daddy!"

Groaning she put the set in her pocket. "You already missed, it was yesterday."

No one saw Tamaki for the rest of the day since he ran to his corner of woe. Honey walked up behind her and asked, "Really? Then why didn't you say so?"

"I didn't need anything and just hanging out with you guys is enough. Should it matter?"

"So un-cute." Hikaru stood next to Kaoru and shook his head.

"She doesn't even try to have fun anymore, you're ordinary now." They said the last part together than walked towards Haruhi.

Alex only sighed, and then turned to her cell phone as it said loudly "You have 100 new messages!"

Everyone looked as she pulled the battery out and threw it into her bag. "Who was that?" Kyoya asked as he took note of her birthday, or so Alex thought.

"Everyone I've ever stayed with. I really should get a new number, but what can you do?" She laughed little then glared at the twins.

Once she left, and said not to do anything for her birthday, Tamaki emerged from the corner and smiled big telling Kyoya of his plan. Even Kyoya couldn't help but smile, but not for the same reason. He knew Alex would hate Tamaki's idea so wanting a little revenge for his note book he told Tamaki he'd help.

Next Day

~Alex POV~

A wonderful Saturday all to myself! I smiled and opened the fridge and took out leftovers from yesterday. As I set the table for lunch a knock on the door started, so walking to the door I began to feel as though what's on the other side of the door was something I didn't want, but opening I realized I should have trusted my ninja senses. It was the twins and Mori and Honey. I felt as though I should slam the door, but they grabbed me before I could do anything.

"What the f…"

They threw me into their limo and blind folded my eyes.

When we got to our destination they grabbed me and led me into the school. I only knew that since I knew the place too well from the smell to the feel of it. (Sounds weird but it can be very useful!) Once they let me see again I wished they hadn't, the music room was filled with ball gowns! I felt very sick since I hated dresses the most.

"Surprised!? I thought of how much you'd love to have you own ball!" Tamaki truly had mush brains!

"Surprised isn't what I'd call this…I'd call it a waste of time! I told you not to do anything!" He was expecting me to put that 'thing' on and wear mans punishment to the women kind… high heels!

Who would be dumb enough to think I'd like this!? Ow yay, my Dad Tamaki!

I turned to walk out, but Kyoya whispered over his shoulder, "I wouldn't do that or else I'll tell them of that dirty little secret you've been hiding."

Did he really know any of my secrets? He was the vie-president and knew everything about everyone else. So the next question is which secret he has?! There was only one way to get out of this…

"Kyoya I challenge you to a duel! If I win I don't have to do this and you keep quiet, but if you win I'll do whatever you say for this little party. Deal?"

He thought for a second then said, "Only if I get to choose the game."

"Okay!"

"Take out your cell on the count of three and let's see who we know!"

~Normal POV~

Kyoya got ready to fight Alex! Smiling she got ready and shouted, "Hit it!" The lights dimmed and Renge came out with a microphone ready to give to play by play.

"Old Kyoya was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground when suddenly Alex burst from the shade and hit Kyoya with a Batgrenade. Kyoya got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq. Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu when Alex came out of the blue!"

Punches flew and numbers on cell phones rang to bring in friends to help.

"And she started beating up Kyoya then got flattened by the Batmobile. But before it could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave and took an AK47 out from under his hat and blew Alex away with a rat-a-tat-tat, but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime back to save the day!"

All the famous movie stars came in and started to take sides!

"This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!" Hey someone had invited Lemon Demon! He walked to Renge and started to co-host with her!

"Kyoya took a bite out of Alex's rime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime. And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back. And Alex was injured, and trying to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete, but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped Indiana Jones took him out with his whip!

"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris! Who deliver a kick which could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones. Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne. But Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs!

"Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. All came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw with civilians looking on total awe!"

Kyoya started to use speed dial! His deadly technique that only a few knew how to use perfectly!

"Then he saw Kyoya sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find 'cause Alex stole it and she shot and she missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist, then he jumped in the air and did a summersault, while Alex tried to pole vault onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air. Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare!"

"This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be This is the Ultimate Showdown..."

"The battle raged on for a century, many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better: Kyoya Ootori in a bloodstained sweater!" Renge smiled big as Kyoya threw his cell on the ground and sighed.

"This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. This is the Ultimate Showdown... This is the Ultimate Showdown... This is the Ultimate Showdown... Of Ultimate Destiny!" Lemon Demon and Renge descended just as fast as they came.

Alex and Kyoya panted and looked at each other; he thought she wouldn't have known so many people. He had done it, he had beaten her and now she had to do whatever he said till the party was over. He smiled then told Tamaki, "You my start."

"Alex you shall learn everything we teach you and in a month we shall have a ball for you! Aren't you happy?" Tamaki smiled while Alex lay dead on the floor.


"This is MY story now I'm taking it back!"

Renge laughed harder and said, "Well now it's time for some Special Thanks and Shout Out's!"

"That's..." My mouth had a sock shoved into it! (gross)

"Today's Special Thanks goes to Mared and the Jarcuses for the review on the amazing ~Kyoya~!

"And a Shout Out to Mared and the Jarcuses: You are pretty popular! *wink wink*

"So with that hint can anyone guess what one of the songs that shall be used is???

"Next chapter is called... Yakety Yak! HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!!!!"