Hello. Sorry for the long wait. I'm supposed to be doing a project for school instead of this but…. whatever. Whoever said that school was more important than fanfics is wrong!! (Did anyone ever say that, by the way??)
On with the disclaimer…
Disclaimer: yatta yatta yatta….not mine!!
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Another sigh could be heard in the streets of Konoha as the people stared at the young man with unruly black hair. He had just come back from the Hokage's office and the drunk woman (Tsunade) said that she didn't have Sakura's key. How the hell is he supposed to get inside that place??!!
Yes, Uchiha Sasuke was frustrated. All he asked for was his hitai-ate and not even that could be given to him!! What kind of cruel world is this in which they live in??!!
He was shocked to find out that Sakura had it in her possession. Why would she have it?? Did she really care so much about him that she would try holding on to all of his things??
Sakura…
He couldn't get the image of the pink-haired kunoichi out of his mind. Her sparkling green emerald eyes that always showed admiration and love towards him, almost made him want to go grab her and take her with him to a faraway place where no one would disturb them.
What really pissed Sasuke though, was the fact that she had been with Itachi when he last saw her. Although he was positive that Sakura would NEVER betray Uchiha Sasuke, it still hurt. Thinking of all the horrible things that sick bastard could do to his sweet, annoying, cherry blossom made his blood boil.
NO ONE TOUCHES HIS PROPERTY!!!
He had marked her his a long time ago. Sasuke smirked, remembering that day as he headed off towards Sakura's place. Hopefully, he could get through a window and search for his hitai-ate.
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"Aw!! Is t-t-that all you c-c-c-c-c-c-can dri-i-nk Kun-o-i-chi??" Kisame said slurred and completely drunk. The shark man had already drank 14 bottles, while Sakura was taking it slowly and was only up to 7. Itachi, being the calm and reserved one, only drank one knowing that he was the one that would have to drag these two imbeciles off later.
"I can't catch up to you anymore, baka!! There are only 3 bottles left!! You should've saved some more bottles for me!!" Sakura glared at Kisame. She wasn't drunk at all…yet.
"HAHA!!! THAT MEANS THAT PIGS DO FLY!!!" Yes…Kisame was going completely insane.
Sakura and Itachi sweat dropped. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring him over to the bar…
The two sane people looked at each other and nodded. The silent agreement that they made was if Kisame said 'that phrase' then it was time for them to go. As if on cue, Kisame blurted the dreaded phrase.
"Did you guys know that when I was young, I was a dolphin and then I became a whale!!! YAY whales!!" Itachi got up and grabbed Kisame by the arms and knocked him out cold by pushing the pressure point on his neck.
"I hate it when he starts to talk about marine animals. He won't stop until next year." Sakura said as she shook her head and grabbed onto the table for support. She was trying to get up and was failing miserably.
With slight determination in her jade eyes, she pushed herself off the table and stood straight. It seems like she underestimated the sake that they drank. It was more powerful then the usual one that Kisame and her take. Haruno Sakura was drunk.
Right when she was going to take a step forward, her vision blurred and she got dizzy. Itachi seeing this, walked up to her, with Kisame on his shoulder and pulled her against him.
His free arm slithered around her waist possessively and he stared straight into surprised green eyes.
"I-itachi?? I'm fi-ine." Sakura pushed against Itachi's broad chest, but he wouldn't let go. Quickly, he pulled her up and put her on top of his other shoulder.
Right after they left the bar, he heard a murmur escape the kunoichi's soft and warm lips. His angered boiled and swore to beat the crap out of him. The oldest Uchiha knew that he couldn't kill the guy, but a few bruises wouldn't kill anybody…right??
Another soft murmur escaped her lips as her arms snaked around his neck. She was asleep-that much he knew- but what astounded him was the name that she said the second time.
Finally, getting to a hotel that they had paid in before going around town, he entered one of the rooms and threw Kisame and the bed with a loud thud. The shark man rolled over and fell of the bed. Bolting up from the impact, he glared at Itachi.
"What the hell w-was that for??!!"
"Hn." Itachi left Kisame and closed the door. He walked towards the other door and opened it. Slowly, taking the kunoichi off of him, he put her on the queen-sized bed and stared at her sleeping figure.
He smirked. The first word Sakura had uttered, bothered him greatly; the other one made him want to fuck her right here and now.
Slowly, deciding to sleep with what he was wearing, Itachi slid next to Sakura and hugged her possessively against his chest. His head rested on the crook of her neck as he heard those two words spoken again in the same sequence as before.
"Sasuke"
"Itachi"
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Sasuke sneezed as he entered the window to Sakura's home. There was dust everywhere. It seemed that the dust bunnies had decided to have children and you know how much bunnies like to fuck each other right??? Sasuke shivered at the thought. He was becoming as perverted as Kakashi.
After a few hours of looking all around Sakura's place, he found nothing. Sighing, he rubbed his temples as he decided that only Sakura could give him the answer to such a complicated question.
With a sense of loss, Sasuke left her home and sped off to his own house. He inwardly groaned, thinking about all the cleaning that he would have to do today. He had been gone for many years, more then Sakura. Sasuke grimaced at the thought of his house being as dirty and filthy as Sakura's home.
Sasuke, the cleaning lady has arrived. He must be really going crazy since it seems that he just found a sense of humor.
The youngest Uchiha flinched at the thought of him having a sense of humor. Clearly, Uchiha's DO NOT know the meaning of such a word.
With this thought in mind, he sped off towards his place at full speed, the sooner her got there, the fasted he'd get to go to his soft warm bed and sleep.
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Sakura woke up, feeling two strong hands around her. She looked up and sighed. Itachi had come back to his old ways, huh?? At least he didn't abuse her while drunk. Although he did this many times to her before ( She always got drunk with Kisame once in a while…), she was happy that this time she didn't awake naked with no clue whatsoever of what had gone on.
She looked up, knowing that it was futile to try to get up, and looked at a clock that was hiding from the ceiling. The clock read 8:55. Was it that late already?? Weren't they supposed to get up early today?? The leader of Akatsuki told them to meet him today!!
Her eyes darted to Itachi and was about to wake him up, when his eyes jerked open and claimed her mouth into a demanding kiss.
