Ok, for this ones' for you German and Nazi enthusiasts. XD

Mostly the point of all these pre-movie settings is to get you more in the feel that, before the movie, Megamind was a villain. His villainous status was kind of softened by Roxanne throughout the movie (I even like of 'awwed to myself at that thought, too. XD) But I'm trying to give a glimpse into Megamind's more evil days…even if they aren't really evil…just a bunch of banter and show, which is exactly what happens here. ;)

Though Megamind can get slightly side tracked…and with kidnapping Roxanne, that's probably not a very good idea. ;)

This idea came from the song 'Little Tiny Mustache' by Stephen Lynch. You can trust me, its not as bad as him. Haha

NOTE: This was not made to offend anyone.

Escape plan # 261: Only it wasn't my own…

After a successful kidnapping, the two villains made their way into the lair. Roxanne sat in her usual chair, and the sack was lifted from off her head.

"You know, Roxanne….I think I have finally figured out what's wrong with you." Megamind said as he passed by her.

"Really." She stated blandly, and he turned back around to face her dramatically.

"Yes!" He branched out his hands then closed them back together with his fingers spread but touching each similar finger of the other hand; a signature gesture for villains, "I have found the solution in how you are unphased by my devilishly handsome good looks. It all fits perfectly now!"

"I see."

"You, Miss Richi, are an Are-yan!"

"A what?"

"An Are-yan. You know; brainwashed Germans…usually work for their government…oh whats it called…a Neigh-zee."

"You mean a Aryan and a Nazi?"

"Yes, that's it. It would explain those tempting blue eyes and red and black dress you're wearing. Brainwashing is the only explanation as to how you're not drawn to this." Roxanne couldn't help but laugh.

"So that's your solution…I'm a Nazi, then…tell me, Megamind, how well did you do in history class?" He crinkled his nose then briefly looked away.

"It was a less then desirable course. I didn't care to pay attention." She rolled her eyes.

"I can tell." She smirked, "I think there may be a few holes in your theory."

"And how so?" He turned back.

"Well first of all, I'm a brunette…not a blonde. Aryans have blonde hair and blue eyes. And its not like everything I have and wear is red and black. You should know this, how many times do I see you a week?"

"Do not try to fool me with your brainwashed and tricky ways, communist! And how would I know if brown is your natural hair color?" Roxanne rolled her eyes. "You are obviously just trying to confuse and distract me."

"Sir…you know, um-" Minion tried to cut in.

"Quiet, Minion….I'm concentrating…" Roxanne sighed irritably as Megamind moved closer toward her. A smirk slid across her face as she realized her situation. Maybe if she couldn't dissuade him from thinking she was a Nazi, she could figure a way to use it to her advantage and get out of here.

"Ok, Megamind. You caught me, I'm a Nazi. But you do know who Nazis work for, right?" She figured he'd atleast know that.

"Yes, the man with the… small mustache…uh, the dictator."

"Hitler."

"Right."

"And you know that Hitler was…somewhat of a villian." She raised an eyebrow affectionately at him, and moved slightly closer to him.

"Sir-" Minion started in, unsure.

"Minion, why don't you go see what the brainbots are doing?" Minion, slightly weirded out, reluctantly moved into the other room.

"Who says I wouldn't be attracted to you, then?" She paused before smiling, "So why don't you untie me?" She whispered. He smiled back at her, and as he reached for the rope that bounded her arms, she allowed him to kiss her. As she felt the ropes release her, she stomped down hard on his foot, and he recoiled backwards. She jumped up, and ran toward the first exit she could find. As Megamind looked up, Minion rushed in.

"Sir! What happened?" He asked, though he already knew the answer. Megamind sat back, defeated in his chair, and huffed.

"Temptress."

And that is why Megamind called Roxanne a temptress. XD When Roxanne, in the movie, says, "please talk slower" hes not going to fool for it again. xD This one was so weird to write! Haha I didn't have the guts for them to go any farther.

You know, its weird….these two are completely different people before and after the movie. If this were to actually happen sometime in the beginning or so, people would be a little weirded out. But around the middle or end, their interactions are easier and more normal. That's why when you watch the movie the second time around, when you see their little banter episode (the whole temptress and 'spiader' thing) you kind of giggle…because you know they're going to end up together. xD