Welcome back folks. I always get excited when writing about the akatsuki. :D
Disclaimer: I would do anything to get my hands on Naruto right now and kill Sasuke in the sequel. :P
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Sasuke, "Itachi, die!" *Chidori*
Me, "Wonderful!" *Sprays of red liquid stain the air*
Itachi, "Ack" *Cough cough* "You made me puke up all that delicious tomato juice."
Me, *Squints* "Tomato... you... you..." *Runs to secret hiding spot in garden for the world's largest tomato(About the size of your bed)* "I-T-A-C-H-I!"
Itachi, "Hmm?" *Gets slaughtered*
Other Akatsuki, *Whispering* "Itachi... got... murdered... by... her?"
Me, *Crooked evil grin* "Who's next?"
Sasuke, "I call barbie! I kill him anyways." *Takes a step towards Deidara.*
Me, "Fine, then my second favorite character after Itachi... the airhead..."
Hidan, "Oh ye gods... I f-"
Me, "Heh, did you just curse?" *Evil grinning face*
Hidan, *Squeals like a pig* "Nope!"
Me, "All done." *Hidan tied up in corner with duct tape all over his mouth*
Sasuke, *"He's a Barbie Girl" is all shaved clean and thrown out of window*
Me, "Heh heh. Time for you. Fish Boy. Let me call my crazy and idiotic friend over shall I?"
Sasuke, "Oh….. her…." *Hides under bed* "'Anyone but her…."
Me, "Its alright, she'll kill you along with rest of the Akatsuki."
Sasuke, *Whimpers*
Me, "NERODORA THE EXPLORER!" *Computer flips open and out of the screen jumps Nerodora dressed like Dora the Explorer.*
Nerodora, "OH MY GUAD, LONG TIME NO SEE IDIOTS!" *Hugs Sasuke instantly choking him*
Me, "Hey, I have a request."
Nerodora, "JUST A STINKIN SEC, WHEN DID YOU HAVE THE PERSIMMON TO ASK ME GIVE ME A REQUEST?"
Me, "Eh…. by the way….. I know you love fruits and constantly have an urge to replace words with them….. but refrain yourself please."
Sasuke, "This is exactly why my life is ruined every time she comes over."
Nerodora, "OH YEAH? MY DEAR SASUKE-SAMAAAAAA!"
Me, "She likes you now? Thats a change. Last time I checked, she had a crush on Horsey Kathy."
Nerodora, *Snuggling Sasuke then kicks him into the ceiling all of a sudden. Pounces on bald Dei dei-chan* "APPLES! WHAT IS WATERMELON WITH THE NAKED MOLERAT WHO LOOKS LIKE A SQUASHED BLONDE PIGEON?"
Me, "Uhh, poor Deidara…."
Sasuke, "You meant Barbie right?"
Nerodora, "NOPE! SHUT UP DUCK BUTT HAIR DUDE WITH AN EMO SMIRK ON YOUR FACE. I WILL PUKE ALL OVER YOU IF BANANA DARE INSULT ME."
Sasuke, "Yes m'am."
Me, "I'm enjoying this."
Nerodora, "YOU BETTER BE STRAWBERRY BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILL SHARKY NEXT." *Pounces on Kisame*
Kisame, "AHHHHH-" *Nerodora already murdered him*
Me, "Ooooh, ouch. I'll let you do the killing for all the people."
Nerodora, "WHO'S NEXT?!" *Eyes focus on Kakuzu* "ARRRRHHH!"
Kakuzu, "Wait…. I request some money first before you kill me. My bank is in the Akatsuki hideout. The combination is…."
*Everyone leans in to hear(By that, I meant everyone still alive)*
Kakuzu, "Not telling. Just leave it outside."
Nerodora, "YOU DARE GIVE ME A REQUEST?! DIE IN A HOLE SHRIMP!"
Kakuzu, "I'm taller than you."
Nerodora, "ARRGGG!"
Me, "Am I the only one enjoying this?"
Nerodora, *Turns around and pounces on me*
Me, "Ahhhhhhh!" *Runs to my dresser and grabs comb. Points it at Nerodora like weapon.*
Nerodora, "HELP!" *Curls into ball*
Kakuzu, "What's wrong with her?"
Me, "She's paranoid that a porcupine's gonna climb out and carry her home to marry her."
Sasuke, *Nod nod* "That is exactly why I hate that girl. She's so stupid though." *laughs like an idiot*
Me, "Alright, lights out. I wanna go sleep now."
Sasuke, "Its the middle of the day."
Me, "Will you just shut up? If my parents come home and see all this blood, they'll make me clean it up so its best to pretend you're asleep." *Curls up on soft bouncy king sized bed*
Sasuke, "You are scary." *Grabs pillow, puts it in middle of the lake of blood and falls asleep.*
Itachi, *Climbs onto Sasuke's pillow*
Sasuke, "AHHHH! I thought you were dead!"
Itachi, "Want me to go sleep with Nerodora or Shik instead?"
Sasuke, "No, now shut up." *Kicks Itachi into lake of blood*
Itachi, *Drowns*
Me, *Mumbling in sleep* "Yay….. Itachi drowned. Now Sasuke can go do mouth to mouth with him. Ah ha ha…. then they can sleep together."
Sasuke, "Is it just me or is that girl plain old crazy…..?"
Other members, "Agreed. She's just….. a girl."
Konan, *Kicks all of them* "Shut up!"
Pein, "You're a woman."
Konan, "Uh, even grosser."
