WTFudge

By Fluff

(xXxFluffy-Pink-Socks)

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Disclaimer: This applies to the whole story because I know I'll forget to post this on every chapter. I don't own Harry Potter. All characters and places belong to J.K Rowling. All I own is the plot and Rosa, Brendan, Bambi, Larry, Mrs. Willow... ok, basically any characters you don't recognise. However, Bridget Daltrey belongs to Sarah's Scribbles, who has kindly let me use her in this story.

A/N: I've had a few complaints about last chapter... ok, one actually. They don't like how I've put laptops, msn etc. into the story and all I can do is apologise to this reader and any others who don't like what I've done. I'm sorry but I chose to set this story in the time I did and if you don't like it then don't read it because I'm not going to change my story or the plot that I have in mind. Sorry people.

Sirius' birthday ISN'T correct but as it isn't in the books or anywhere on the internet, I had to make it up.

- Fluff

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Brendan and I found Bridget and, after ten minutes of waiting for Bridget to choose a shopping outfit, the three of us apparated our way into Hogsmeade. We were supposed to be meeting everyone in 'The Three Broomsticks' at 11 o'clock but thanks to Bridget's time delay, we were already 15 minutes late. We hurried along the street and made our way into the extremely crowded pub.

"I hope that someone got here before us and saved a seat," Bridget said, craning her neck to search vainly for any free tables, or seats by the bar.

"Well, we would have been able to get here on time and save seats ourselves, if it hadn't been for your continuous, and frankly annoying, constant outfit changing!" Brendan growled angrily. Thankfully Bridget didn't seem to hear, so I shot Brendan a warning look.

"OH! Look! They're over there!" Bridget shouted and almost deafened me. I looked over to where I could see James and Sirius sitting at a table together. Inwardly groaning, I allowed myself to be dragged through the throng of people over to the table. Brendan followed us, muttering obscenities under his breath.

"Hey guys," James greeted us, smiling. He dropped his legs from the seat next to him and gestured for someone to sit next to him. The only other free seat was next to Sirius, so I practically threw myself into the one next to James. This choice didn't go un-noticed by Sirius, who scowled at me over the top of his butterbeer, but seemed to brighten considerably when Bridget took the seat next to him. Brendan grabbed a bar stool from by the bar and pulled it over to sit on.

"SO, what took you so long to get here?" James asked.

"Rosa on the laptop," Bridget said.

"Bridget's constant outfit changing," I said.

We both glared at each other. "You refused to sign off MSN because you were chatting up some guy!" Bridget told me.

"I was NOT chatting up some guy!" I replied angrily.

"Yes you were!" Bridget said.

"Please! Talking about Hogsmeade... and stuff is not chatting someone up!" I argued.

"Yeah suuure."

"Well, fine! But I only spent around half an hour talking to Theo!"

James snorted into his drink, "What sort-of name is Theo?"

"Can we please go back to discussing the real reason why we were late? Bridget's annoying clothing changes!" I said.

"I only changed outfit four times-"

"OH MY GOD, not FOUR times!" I gasped loudly and smacked my arm, "Rosa, you've got it all wrong! All this time you thought that four times was a HUGE amount of times to change an outfit for Hogsmeade but now you know that Bridget MUST be right, of course! Brendan!" Brendan spilt his drink down his top, "Back me up here!"

He grabbed some napkins and dabbed at the front of his jacket, shrugging, "I don't know... Rosa, you were on that laptop for a while... OK! OK! Fine, it was Bridget."

"Yeah, but that's not fair! You're bound to side with Rosa!" Bridget protested.

"How about you're both to blame?" James suggested.

"NO!" I shouted.

"Merlin, Rosa, do you ever give up?" James rolled his eyes.

"Not when I'm in the right!"

"Hey everyone!" Everyone looked up and saw Lily and Mary making their way through the crowds toward our table.

"Where's everyone else?" Bridget asked Sirius.

"Remus... isn't feeling too well, Peter can't come and Alice has to go to a family gathering," Sirius told her.

"Lily! Mary!" I jumped up from my seat and the three of us hugged.

"Oh my god, Bridget Daltrey?" Lily said in disbelief, after the three of us had broke apart.

"Hey Lily," Bridget smiled at her.

"What is she doing he-" Mary started to ask, but Brendan cut her off.

"She's our cousin. She's staying with us for a few weeks."

"Oh... right..." Mary said, temporarily distracted. She didn't seem as happy as Lily was to hear that Bridget was our cousin.

"Mary, do you want to come and help me find my mobile? I think I dropped it outside..." Brendan said suddenly, grabbing Mary's hand and standing up, leaving Lily to take the now free seat.

"What? But you texted me a few minutes ago... OH! I mean, of course! Let's go find your mobile!" Mary agreed and I smirked, as the two of them hurried out of the door.

"They're so going to get off," Bridget said.

"Or going to have sex in the back of an alley somewhere," I pondered, stirring my butterbeer with a cocktail stick thoughtfully. Sirius caught my eye and grinned and I knew that we'd been thinking of the same memory that had occurred in an alley- "ANYWAY, anyone want another drink?" I said loudly, trying not to think about the memory, because I could feel my cheeks heating up. No-one answered but I got up anyway, draining my drink, so that I had an actual excuse to go over to the bar. Blushing, I made my way over to the bar and got Madame Rosemerta's attention, "Could I have a butterbeer please?"

"Sure, m'love," She accepted my money and went to fill my flagon.

"Hi," I swore, as Sirius appeared next to me. I looked at him and he held up his own empty flagon.

"Oh..."

"So, who's this Theo person?" Sirius asked casually.

"I don't really know. He's some person who added me on MSN... oh, MSN is a muggle chat thing on a muggle thing called the internet," I tried to explain to Sirius.

"I already know what MSN is," Sirius said automatically.

I frowned, "How exactly?"

"James' parents are real muggle friendly and they have electricity in their house, so they have a television and a computer," Sirius replied.

"Right... anyway, Theo said he went to Hogwarts. So he has to be a muggle born but I'm sure I don't remember anyone called Theo in our year." I told him, frowning to myself.

"He could be a pervert," Sirius pointed out.

"You're a pervert, I dated you, didn't I?" Sirius laughed at this.

"Fine. He could be a phaedo." Sirus said.

"I'm an adult... well, I will be in August." I replied.

"Strange... that actually makes me a phaedo right..." Sirius realised.

"Oh yeah! It DOES! Because you turned 17 in December and we started dating after that..."

"Damn. I'm a pheadophile." The two of us laughed.

"You're not any more," I reminded him and the laughter seemed to die away. I was suddenly aware of how close I was standing to Sirius. Madame Rosemerta reappeared with my drink. I thanked her and quickly went back to the table. "Shall we get going?"

"Might as well," Bridget said, finishing her drink.

"What? Where are you going?" Sirius asked, returning to the table with another drink.

"Shopping," I told him, "Damn, we really need to find Brendan. And yet, strangely enough, I don't fancy finding them while they're in the middle of 'acts of a sexual nature'," I picked up my coat.

"Oh, guys, I can come too. My parents aren't arriving to pick me up for another hour or so," Lily exclaimed.

"Sirius and I can come too!" James said, knocking over the remainder of his drink in his hurry to stand next to Lily, who narrowed her eyes at him.

"Errm... sure. That's fine, if you really want to." I told them, shrugging.

"Off we go then!"

"We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!" Bridget and Lily began to sing, linking arms and skipping off out of the pub. James followed them, in what would have been a casual way, were he not running to keep up with Lily. I laughed.

"Can you remember when you were singing that?" Sirius asked, as the two of us walked out of the pub together.

"Yeah I do! And then that fizzing whizbee was crying out to me, 'Eat me, Roooosa! Eaaaaat me!'" I exclaimed, putting on a whispering, high-pitched voice for the fizzing whizbee. Sirius snorted.

"You were on a diet then," Sirius stated.

"I know. I have no will power what so ever. All it took was being outside Honeydukes for my entire, carefully-planned diet to be thrown straight out of the window!" I said, sighing.

"Well things don't always go as we planned, do they?" Sirius told me and I had to agree whole-heartedly with him.

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