A/N: I'm baaaack! Ya'll miss me? Gosh, it's been ages since I uploaded a chapter! Really, I know there is no excuse, but I've been going through a lot recently, some of it good, some of it not. I'm back, though, and I promise I'll do me best to update more often from now on! Lilli is Liechtenstein, incase you didn't know.


~Liechtenstein~LPOV~Liechtenstein~

"Wait, you're what?" I asked, not sure I'd heard France right the first time. We were sitting at a coffee shop in Paris, drinking hot chocolate and eating croissants. I loved France's food, he's really a great cook. He'd called me about two and a half hours ago, giving me just enough time to pack and fly to Paris from my house. I always came whenever France called; he was my best source on any yaoi that might be happening. This, though, was beyond any expectation of mine.
"I already told you, mon ami, I'm in love with Grande-Bretagne. He hates me. So, I'm going to try and convince him I'm serious." I only half-heard him; the moment he said he was in love with Britain I drifted off to another R-rated yaoi fantasy. When Hungary died, I'd found out that she'd willed her yaoi collection and her cameras to me, and I'd looked through them when big brother wasn't around, and, well... I'd kinda become as crazy about it as Hungary had been. So now, France told me about yaoi instead of Hungary.

~France~FPOV~France~

"Lilli! Liechtenstein!" I'd been talking to Liechtenstein, but she'd drifted off somewhere. I rolled my eyes. Well, she'd asked for it.
"Hey, I'd heard that Japan and Greece finally hooked up," I said casually.
"WHAT?!" Lilli came back immediately, slightly scaring me.
"Désolé. I lied. I had to get your attention somehow!" I explained and her glare lessened slightly. "I was trying to tell you about me and Arthur?" I prompted and she nodded, motioning for me to continue. I finished telling her what had happened.
"So, basically, I need your help. What should I do?" Lilli thought for a moment, and another, and another. I was about to strangle her with her own scarf when she finally looked back at me and grinned, slightly unnerving me.
"So, Francis... you know how we're all the physical representations of the countries?" She asked and I nodded, wondering if she was going to remind me that my name was Francis Bonnefoy, as well.
"Have you noticed that we're all stereotypical?" She asked next and I frowned, thinking. It was kinda true... Germany was smart and serious, Italy spastic and stupid, Japan quiet, Switzerland a shooting maniac, and England... well, she'd gotten her teeth fixed, but that didn't count...
"So, you're saying I should look for stereotypes in Britain?" I asked.
"Mm-hm. And then use that to your advantage." Lilli licked hot chocolate off her lips, her expression like Hungary's had been when she'd heard a particularly juicy piece of gossip. I smiled, and nodded my agreement.
"I'd better do my research, then." Lilli nodded her agreement, and we parted ways, splitting the bill.
"Merci!" I yelled out to her as she headed out to the airport. Liechtenstein turned around and waved goodbye, a smile dancing on her lips as her camera bounced around on a strap around her neck. I turned, and began the short walk to my apartment. I needed the wonders of the internet. Time to find out some British stereotypes... and maybe look at a few French ones? Just to educate myself, of course. Not because I was curious, of course not... After all, it wasn't as if I could find out anything new about me, right?


A/N: So, my word count is still low, but I at least have the rest of the plot planned out! So, if you know any British or French stereotypes besides the hetalia ones, or any funny anecdotes, quotes, or jokes about either of those countries, please review and tell me! I'm doing my own research, too, of course, but I'd love to hear from my readers! Review, Review, Review!

Edit 11/15/12 Review people! It's my birthday, so I'm asking for this one thing from you, ok? No next chapter until I get a review! :)

Translations:

désolé- French for sorry

Merci- French for thank you

Translations are from Google! Correct me if I'm wrong.