CHAPTER 9
ANYWAYS, MOVING ALONG
"Annnd, we're here."
Sasuke and Deidara stared wide eyed at building in front of them.
The sign read:
'Spankie's Love Bar' (A/N Now that is not to be stereotypical. I seriously saw a gay bar with the exact name in my town, until it closed down...)
"What the hell are we doing here?"
"We're gonna see my friends."
Deidara shrugged and followed in. When he was with Itachi they went to plenty of gay bars, so this wasn't very nerve-racking.
Naruto was about to follow but was suddenly pulled back by soft, pale hands. (A/N soooooooft X3 ehehehe...i guess i ruined the moment there. was there even a moment?)
"Don't go in."
Naruto frowned at Sasuke.
"Why not?"
"You don't plan on getting laid, so don't go in."
"Bars aren't for getting laid...well, some are, but I just want you to see my friends, too."
Sasuke furrowed his eyeborws a bit, thinking.
"Pleeeeease?" Naruto asked in a cute little voice, adding a cute little pout to go with it.
"...Fine. But NO DRINKING."
"Yeah, yeah. Come on!"
He dragged Sasuke into the small building.
Kyuubi looked around, frowning a bit when she couldn't find her friends anywhere.
"Are you sure they're here, yeah?"
"Yeah, they said they would."
"Looking for us?
Kyuubi stiffened a bit, before smirking and relaxing.
"Why yes, Rin-chan"
"For the last time stop calling me that!"
"Not until you stop acting like a girl"
"I am a man, damnit!"
Kyuubi turned around and smirked at him
But then she looked down at a fragile looking, small boy who looked absolutely adorable.
"Oh, Kyuubi, this is my boyfriend. Kenshin, but we call him Shin because Kenshin's too long of a name."
"Or you're brain is too small so you use Shin so it's easier to remember."
Kenshin giggled a little.
"Anyways, this is Deidara. My friend."
Dei waved at him, and smiled.
"Hi there! Nice to meet you!"
"Here's your water, Rin-sempai!"
The man who interrupted looked a bit strange. He wore and Orange swirly mask with only one eye hole which was on the right side, had spiky black hair, wore fingerless black gloves and black sneakers, wore black pants, and wore a red and black tank top, showing some of his muscles. But he was kind of skinny.
Deidara exact thoughts at that very moment: 'TOBI?!'
"Deidara? Helloooo?" Kyuubi asked a dazed deidara who had a red face. When Deidara didn't respond, she flicked him on his head.
"Ow!! The fuck, Kyuubi!?"
"Welcome back! Anyways, as I was saying, Tobi, this is Deidara. Deidara, this is Tobi."
"Hello Deidara-sempai!"
"Hello...Tobi..."
"Eh? You know him, Tobi?" A confused Rin asked a hyper-active Tobi.
"Mhm! Me and him met each other at that 'Akatsuki' concert a few months back!"
"Idiot! You spilled you beer on me!"
"And you punched me in the face! I had to get a new mask!"
"SHUT. THE HELL. UP." Kyuubi shouted over the loud music.
"Yes, well, anyways, are you guys here to watch my band?"
"You're preforming tonight?"
"Yeah. Did you bring you're brother?"
"Well, yeah, he was with us a minute ago- OH MY GOD!!" Kyuubi screamed at the top of her lungs.
Now, Naruto got drunk.
Very drunk.
Sasuke left him alone to sit at the bar so that he could use the bathroom. Not even 3 minutes later, he got hammered. 2 minutes later he was rambling on about cows, and how they steal his ramen. 2 seconds later he starts crying. 4 minutes later he starts singing. And now, 1 second later, he is dancing on a table with a crowd of gay men watching and drooling. Oh, and did i mention that his shirt is gone somewhere in the crowd of on-lookers?
Oh! here comes Kyuubi now! completely fuming and about to hit the person responsible coughSASUKEcough.
TBC...
Ahhh yes. And I will leave you all there. Because it's 10 pm at night and i have to wake up early. GOODNIGHT. Reviews will be greatly appreciated.
