Yukihana: Yay! New chapter.

Hisako: I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labor.

Yukihana: To toocool4ice - *blushes* thank you very much. I hope you enjoy the rest of the story.

Hisako: P.S. The title means "Where the Gods Do Not Help"

Shikamaru: 2

Shino: 2

Itachi: 8

Neji: 10

Kyuubi: 7

Lee: 1

Gaara: 1

Kannabi

Konoha no Gogyou Tokage

The Kazekage's eyes widened. 'How…' he thought. 'Gaara was defeated by a mere genin..! Impossible!' Forcing himself to calm down, the Kazekage made a simple hand signal.

All hell broke loose.

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Suzume's eyes narrowed as she felt a prickle of chakra flow around the stadium. She gasped as the building beside the Kage's box became encompassed in some sort of purple barrier. Noticing the Suna and Oto Nin attacking the Leaf, there was really only one conclusion she could come too.

'Konoha is under attack!' the blonde thought 'Suna and Oto betrayed us!'

There was no time to think; her home was in danger. Leaping out of the stadium, the Uzumaki quickly looked for a place to hide. She did not find one, unfortunately, before she ran into a Sound chuunin. Disposing of him after a few minutes, the kunoichi was about to forge on when she heard a large crashing noise, signifying the arrival of a giant three-headed snake.

The jinchuuriki panicked for a moment. 'Damnit! Summons that large could kill tons of people!' Eyes flashing in determination, she changed course and sprinted towards the summon, leaping off of rooftops and balconies along the way.

Once she got to the area, Suzume quickly analyzed the situation. 'Hn…To crush a summon that big, I'll need a lizard.' Smirking, the blonde bit on her thumb, drew back her sleeve, and wiped the blood across the lizard tattoo. 'I lied. This is a summoning tattoo. Sorry Anko!'

One poof of smoke later and Suzume had accomplished her goal of squashing a snake by summoning a giant green lizard wearing a single gold hoop earring.

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Ibiki stared at the space that used to be filled with a snake and was now filled with a lizard.

"Yo, Ibiki!" Suzume called from her perch on top of her summon. "How's it going?"

The Morino snorted. "A lot better now that the serpent's gone."

The blonde smirked before leaping over next to the T&I expert, dismissing her lizard. "Meh." She said. "See ya later, Scarface!" she shouted before leaping away.

Ibiki smiled fondly. "You'd better not die brat…" he muttered.

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The streets were quickly filled with blood and the clash of kunai against kunai. 'War…' Suzume thought sadly. 'This is bad…'

Suddenly, she felt the prick of a kunai underneath her chin. 'How?' she thought, turning slightly so she could see her assailant, studying him. 'His chakra is pretty small, so he's a stealth specialist' she thought. The man was average, with brown hair and eyes, and carried an Otogakure hitai-ate.

Her left hand, which, luckily, was right by the man's chest, was immeadiatly charged with chakra before being shoved with lightning speed into his heart. Suzume stood up and leaped down into the street. Uncovering her Byakugan, the blonde threw a barrage of kunai at the closest shinobi, who went down with the help of a Leaf Chuunin.

Quickly pulling off her weights, the Uzumaki charged a Suna-Nin. Ducking under a kunai, she landed a strike on his left lung, almost completely collapsing it. The enemy hacked up some blood before attempting to hit her with a chakra-infused punch. Suzume snorted at the shinobi's incompetence, unsealed Kurohoshi, and hacked him down.

Almost immeadiatly, she was surrounded by three Oto-Nin. Smirking darkly, the blonde smirked before calling out "Shugohakke, Rokujuyon Sho: Mizui Hari!" (Protector of the Eight Trigrams, Sixty-Four Palms: Water Needles)

Suzume began to perform the movements Hinata had shown during the chuunin exams. However, unlike Hinata, she had mastered all aspects of the technique; offensive and defensive. So, instead of a net of chakra, the blonde condensed nearby water vapor into needles. The effect was a near-constant barrage of needles that only stopped when the water in the vicinity ran out.

By that time, the Uzumaki had severely injured the three shinobi; they weren't much of a problem after that.

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The next few hours were a haze of blood and pain. Suzume had just hidden underneath a balcony to catch a breather when a shinobi with white hair and round glasses watched her, a smirk on his face. Turning to the Oto-nin next to him, Kabuto murmured into his ear, "Put Uzumaki Suzume in the Bingo Book under a B-class threat with the nickname of…." Here, Kabuto's smirk widened, "Konoha no Gogyou Tokage…"

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Suzume sighed heavily before leaping down to join the fighting. Quickly turning her chakra earth-natured, she slammed an Oto-Nin through the wall of a nearby apartment building. A leaf chuunin muttered a quick thanks to her before he went back to fighting. The blonde shrugged, whirling around and dealing a spear strike to a Suna kunoichi who had been trying to sneak up on her. Quickly unsealing her sword while the enemy was still in a state of partial paralysis, the Uzumaki sliced her throat.

Seeing another one she briefly thought 'Do they ever end?' before slipping into the Hakke stance.

"You are within the range of my divination." Suzume intoned. "Hakke Sanbyakurokujuichi Shiki!" (Eight Trigrams Three Hundred Sixty-One Palms)

Blurring out of sight, the blonde closed off all of the tenketsu on her enemy. At the end, she was depleted of chakra and the Suna-nin died instantly.

'Damn this all to hell!' she thought, pulling her hands into a "Snake" seal. "Ninpou: Tenchikara Fuuin, Kai!" (Ninja Art: Heavenly Chakra Seal, Release!). The jinchuuriki felt her diamond studs become warm before they released all the chakra she had stored over the past six months.

An observer would be surprised by the black markings that appeared on her face; they formed spirals and curved lines, giving her an exotic look for a moment before they faded away. (Those of you, who cannot imagine this, think like the markings Tsunade gets when she releases that diamond-thingy of hers except black)

Suzume's chakra system was now filled to the brink with energy. After all, storing up chakra for several months can lead to quite a supply of the stuff. Grinning maliciously, she proceeded to engage a chuunin in combat.

Her opportunity came when the enemy made a stupid mistake; he left his chest open with no way to guard it. The Uzumaki took full advantage of this, charging her right fist with wind chakra and punching the man's chest. Needless to say, fist went straight through the enemy's body, killing him instantly.

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Finally, the fighting began to stop. Suzume gazed around the alleyways of Konoha, spattered with blood, gore, and dead bodies before returning to the stadium.