Kaylee: I hope you like this chapter.
Jaden: How hard did I hit him? (kicks Joker's body slightly)
Kaylee: I have no clue but do you know how pissed off he's going to be when he wakes up? And we need him for this chapter for god sakes!
Jaden: Relax, Relax I got it. (Throws bucket of water on Joker)
Joker: Wh.. Wh… WHAT?!
Kaylee: Shit. Run.
Jaden/Kaylee: (runs as Joker chases after them with a knife)

DC comic's Owns Joseph Kerr
I own Jaden Smith

Chapter Nine- Actually Human

I slowly opened my eye's and adjusted them to the dark in the small room. The lamp in the far corner was turned on but was fairly dim.

I sat up and almost screamed when I heard a loud murmur beside me, I looked over and my jaw dropped. There he was; the Joker, sleeping like a baby right next to me, limbs sprawled out in all different directions making me halfway off the edge of the mattress.

I focused my eye's better on him and actually realized he was in a deep as hell sleep. He was snoring, whispering and twitching quietly; His jacket had been thrown in the corner leaving him in his shirt and vest.

Then I realized how human he looked, for being a complete insane man he actually looked like a normal human being. Curious, I reached out and placed my hand on his arm. I then realized what I had actually done when a loud growl erupted from his chest. I pulled back instantly and focused on his face.

His face was completely calm; his lips were slack along with the long jagged scars of his Chelsea grin and his eyelids were shut over his dark eye's. His jaw was slack and open slightly, figuring he wouldn't wake up I picked up his hand in mine. He still wasn't wearing his gloves and I could feel all of the lines and crevasses in his long fingers and large palms. He had so many calluses in his hands you could hardly feel the smoothness in them except for on the top.

He had several cuts along the tips of his fingers; not big but noticeable. They looked like the type of cuts kids used to make on their fingers for making a pact; or when they made a blood promise. Only he probably got them from testing out his knifes.

I pressed his limp hand to my face and inhaled, just as I had suspected; it smelt of gas and sweat. He giggled slightly in his sleep and mumbled something. I immediately set his hand down and looked up at his face again.

His face was calmed and it didn't have his usual rude and twisted look, the more I looked at it, the only flaw he really had were his long jagged scars. His face was quite chiseled, like of a models. It made me want to get a rag and wipe all of that hideous make-up off of his face to see what he actually looked like; but I really wouldn't want to take that kind of risk.

His green tinted hair has a light blonde color to it; making me wonder what he would actually look like if he showered. I chuckled and picked up his hand again. Tossing it from side to side in my hands.

I put his hand back on my face and put it to my lips, I kissed his hand lightly and he flinched, I figured that would be the best time to stop in case he woke up; I set his hand down and laid back down. I was proud of myself at the moment I stopped because I heard him groan and turn. I snapped my eye's shut.

He sat up quickly from what I heard, my eye's were still closed and I felt him put his hand on my shoulder. He took it off and put his head on it. He sighed and I furrowed my brow. What the hell was he doing?

He sat up again and put his hand on my shoulder again. He shook it lightly; as in a trying to wake me up act. He groaned and stood up. I figured he walked over and shrugged on his jacket.

He walked out and slammed the door behind him. I opened my eye's and sat up, How did he get up so fast without getting dizzy? It's besides me.

I laid back down and remembered everything that just happened. He looked so human; so real. I just didn't even understand how that someone so insane, so unhuman. Could actually BE human.

It just didn't make sense.

Kaylee: Okay, I understand that this chapter was VERY VERY VERY short. But I had to get it out. It's like her realization that he's actually human. And school is started and it's really hard. I hope you like this, I'm going to try to get this updated everyday but a girl can only do so much.
Joker: You suck.
Kaylee: You suck
Jaden: YOU BOTH SUCK SHUT UP!!