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Bella-

"Mind if I join you?" the low, husky voice breathed in my ear, the sound of his smirk echoing in his words. I smiled wickedly, edging away from my siblings and pressing my back into his torso, grinding into his pelvis.

"You came," I stated, attempting to sound sultry but only coming off relieved. His hands rested on my hips, his thumbs hooking under my belt loops; there would be no getting away now.

"How could I miss one of your epic parties?" he asked, and I detected a hint of his usual sarcasm.

"You've missed all the others so far." His hot breath seeped through his lips, landing on my shoulder. It was a bit uncomfortable, but I ignored it, as usual. "And besides, I had nothing to do with the planning of this party. I didn't even pick out my clothes."

He chuckled, low and deep in his throat. "Well, kudos to whoever did; you look incredible."

"Hitting on the enemy?" I asked, pretending to gasp as I moved my body to the music. "Jacob Black, I am shocked!"

"Eh, what can I say? I'm full of surprises." We both started laughing, the charade impossible after so long. Suddenly, his tall, hard body stiffened. It was only for a second, but it was enough to raise my suspicions. "Do you smell that?! It's worse than you!"

"Thanks," I muttered sarcastically, ready to come back with my own insult to his overwhelmingly musky odor, when I caught on to what he meant. But the reason it smelled so bad was because it was the greatest my nose had ever taken in. I let out a low hiss.

"What?"

"Just act like you're really in to this," I ordered, gesturing between our barely touching bodies.

"Why?"

"You'll see!" I extended my shield out to his mind, thankful that it would protect his brothers' as well. I wasn't sure how nonchalant I could have been if I had to protect a grand total of twelve minds. "Don't look at the door." He sighed angrily, but pulled me closer and leaned his head in. When their sent hit me strongest I let out a loud, pointed giggle. Leaning up to his ear, I whispered as low as I could, "Cullens," and pulled back. He seemed to catch on to my plan by then, because he held a giant grin on his face. But his eyes had darkened dangerously.

He seemed to have just as much mirth coursing through his body as me by that point, because he started to guide my hips with the beat and the lyrics.

All my ladies with a body
Put your hands in the air
If you's a good looking hottie
Put your hands in the air
Project pat looking for a model
Popping that booty
I'm a pop bottles
Your girl's a cutie
Know she gargles
Don't get wrong
Keep them models
Shawty hot watch her rock
Let me see that lolli pop
Body rock don't you stop
I love the way that booty drop
Sideways, front, back, up and down, I like that
Cherry lolli chocolate lolli
I wanna see you pop that body

I dared a glance, using my ultra hand peripheral vision, to look at the other vampires and nearly busted out laughing at the variety of expressions that I saw.

Edward-

"How much longer do we have to wait?!" Emmett whined, bouncing in his seat on the living room couch. Alice was across from him in hair, her eyes close as s rubbed her temples. It wasn't helping, as I could only tell by the frustrated look on her face.

"I don't know!" she screamed, more at herself in anger than our brother. "Why can't I see the party?!"

"Maybe for the same reason I can't read yours and Jasper's minds!" I offered, annoyed at her griping. I hadn't uttered a single complaint about my newfound handicap, and here she was, complaining about not seeing one little party.

"Jasper's still feeling moods!" she reiterated.

"Look," Rosalie intervened, " no one else has shown up within the last five minutes. I think it's safe for us to go." Alice had insisted on being the last to show up, as per some style etiquette, but had mysteriously lost sight of the party nearly a half hour ago.

"Fine," my little sister huffed, stomping her way out of the chair and over to the door. We followed her out of it, across the street, and into the house with the booming music and delicious, yet still uninviting, sent of the humans. No one could compare to Bella.

Weaving our way through the crowd of drunken teens, we made our way to the basement, which was the source of all the music. Currently playing was a highly degrading rap song that Emmett was singing along to in his head.

We reached the bottom of the stairs, amazed at the amount of people that were there. Basically the entire student body of Astoria High School had come to celebrate Sara joining our grade. And, I noticed from behind a haze of red and green, students from outside our school district. It took all my self control not to leap over the heads of the innocent bystanders and rip the throat off the tall, muscular, tan bastard that had the pleasure of Bella's ass grinding hard into his groin.

But one whiff told me immediately he was no threat… to my already slim odd of winning Bella back, at any rate. He was most certainly, however a threat to everyone and everything else within the vicinity.

But Jasper pressed his hand to my shoulder, explaining that all five of the werewolves had their temper under control. The one humping Bella, I recognized after a moment as her old friend Jacob Black-only Bella-was feeling very smug, my informed brother told me, sounding annoyed and disgusted. I wasn't too far off his mark.

Bella's golden eyes glanced up to meet mine, pure mirth radiating from her entire being. Jacob's expression matched hers. Her moves started to intensify, and I noticed the lyrics. Stupid, worthless rap.

And what was almost as bad was that Alice's plan had backfired. She'd purposefully arranged my hair the way she'd been doing, which Bella must have become immune to. My jeans had a few minor shreds as far as their knees were concerned, and my polo was an innocent white with light blue crosses. A very none-threatening get up, designed specifically to help earn back a shred of Bella's trust in us.

I could tell that it was a lost cause.

Bella's outfit, however, had managed to capture all of my interest, a task not easily done amongst my kind. But whoever picked out her clothes had managed the near impossible, because I couldn't look away.

My favorite color on her hadn't changed, since her skin was only a shade or two lighter than when she was human. Royal blue still held that same magnificence when paired with her skin. She was also wearing a low waist white mini skirt that only went a few inches down her thighs. And I would have written a personal thank you to whoever picked out her clothes had it not been for the other three hundred pairs of male eyes also entranced by her.

Thankfully she stopped dancing after that song, and she and Jacob walked over to a few chairs to sit and talk. I listened in.

"So how are you holding up?" the wolf asked her. I noticed with much disdain that I also couldn't reach his mind, or any of his friends for that matter. It was very infuriating.

"I'm doing alright," she answered, shrugging despite the underlying tone of sadness. That hurt. My presence made her sad.

"Yea, he was a good man." But I hadn't really changed. Jacob should have had an immediate hate for me from the very beginning.

They sat in silence for a while, forcing me to mull over this new, yet expected information I had acquired. Bella sighed.

"Well, I knew it would happen sometime." Jacob nodded in agreement. It made sense. We had forever, and there were only so many towns that had a near constant cover of clouds. Another silence fell between them before stink-boy broke.

"But enough about that; explain what the deal is with those leaches." What? They had officially lost me.

"Ugh, Jacob!" she whined, her head banging back against the headrest. "I don't know?! I honestly don't know. Right now I'm leaning towards the thought that someone up there," she pointed dramatically at her ceiling, "having some mysterious grudge against me. That's basically my life's story any way."

Actually, it was Alice's idea to move-Alice! How had I not realized this sooner?!

"Alice," I hissed, making my way over to her and Jasper dancing amongst the group of teenagers. "You planned this, didn't you?!"

"Um, no?"

"I'm not talking about the party! I mean us moving here!"

She grinned sheepishly at me, before frowning. "I would have done it sooner, but all the outcomes ended with her destroying everyone in sight, followed by the Volturi hunting her down and killing her entire family. This was the first time I saw an alright outcome," she concluded her speech proudly.

"Which is?" I prodded, desperate to know what she knew. She grinned wickedly at me.

"Not saying." And then her face fell. "Plus I don't have a definite one. But some of them are really juicy."

I groaned aloud, storming off to eavesdrop some more.

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It was well over an hour later that things started to get strange. Karaoke. Drunken teenagers stood up on a makeshift stage, consisting of the leather couch and a coffee table.

It began when three girls, Amy, Natalie, and Anna, got done singing their slightly off key version of Hollaback Girl. And they were part of the few that hadn't touched the alcohol. They were merely running off of the energy drinks left out as an alternative.

Jacob stared after them like a blind man seeing light for the first time, Bella jumping giddily at his side. I would have listened in on their conversation, had she not been pulled away by Wendy.

An upbeat song began playing through the speakers, and I recognized it. To my utter relief, though, Bella hung off to the side as the rest of her siblings took their places in front of our peers.

Devin began with the 'muh muh muh muhs', followed by Wendy singing the main lyrics and Sara singing the back up and the 'oh's'. She joined Devin in the chorus for 'She has got to love nobody', followed then by Erin singing the 'p-p-pokerface'; all the while every single male human heartbeat began to thump wildly out of control.

Their pattern continued on through the following verse and chorus, Gabe's heart threatening to beat through his chest at Wendy's singing, and I began to let myself enjoy it a little, bopping my head slightly with the beat.

And then, during a break from the lyrics, Bella was pulled on to the couch, being handed Wendy's microphone by the blonde in question. And then she did the sexiest thing I'd ever seen her do. She sang.

I won't tell you that I love you

Kiss or hug you

Cuz I'm bluffin, with my muffin

I'm lyin I'm just stunnin with my love gluegunnin

Just like a chick in the casino

Take your bank before I pay you out

I promise this, promise this

Check this hand, cuz I'm marvelous

During that last line she proceeded to wiggle the fingers on her right hand at a group of particular horny boy, winking in their direction after her conclusion. She handed the mic back to her sister and hopped off the couch.

There were so many inappropriate thoughts running through the nearby minds that I had the strongest impulse to squish each one with my bare hands at an agonizingly slow pace. Alice, upon seeing my reaction no doubt, grabbed my hand and dragged me into the back yard for some much needed fresh air.

We stayed out there until the song had concluded, making our way back through the sliding glass door out of which we had come.

They were smirking at us.

Bella-

That was the God damned funniest thing I had ever seen; a fuming Edward Cullen being dragged from my house by the hand of his tiny sister. If I hadn't been so damn pissed off by that point I would have busted out laughing at his most deserving expense.

But what right did he have to be pissed if I dirty-danced jokingly with my best friend, and become the murderous creature that he was when I sang a few sexual lyrics to my drunk class mates? Seriously, what was his issue?! He dumped me, or had he forgotten? I knew the answer. Vampires never forget anything.

I looked over to my friends for some help, only to find Sara and Wendy whispering excitedly while sideways glancing over at Emmett and Jasper. My suspicions took over, and I walked over to ask them what they were up to.

"Follow us," Sara whispered. We waited until Edward and Alice came back in, sneering superiorly over at them as they did. Something about being surrounded by inebriated teenagers just brought out our mischievous sides.

After that the three of us snuck into the downstairs bathroom, sufficiently locking it behind us as we did. "So?" I inquired, my eyebrow quirking of its own accord as I crossed my arms over my chest.

"We came up with a plan." I listened to their words with eager ears, laughing as quietly as I could bear by the time I had been completely informed. This would be hilarious.

So this is probably the shortest chapter yet, but I just had to end it there. I'm sorry! The more reviews I get, and sooner, the less wait time you'll have to endure to find out what they were up to!

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