TMNT Holiday Drabbles:

Felt like checking what today was on that weird holiday website I mentioned before and today is offcial Cornchip Day. O_O Yep well this will be another Raph one I guess cause I always picture him eating cornchips while watching wrestling. It's a reletivly short story but enjoy and please review.


Snacks

"Awww! C'mon Crusher giddim!" Raph growled at the television as he watched his favorite show Wrestle Mania.

The two muscular men dressed in colored spandex charged at each other once more one of them held a heavily dented, metal, folding chair while the other was sporting a black eye and busted lip. The emerald green turtle stood up on the couch and punched the air as the one with the chair hit the other over the head with the chair knocking him out of the ring as large a large K.O appeared on the screen and the announcers voice started commentary.

"Aaaand that ladies and gentlemen is the end of the first round of this Wrestle Mania match. But stayed tuned cause after these words from our sponsers we'll have a fresh new pair of warriors out here to duke it out for the title of Top Wrestler!".

Raph sat down and smirked to himself as the commercials flashed by with advertisments for soap and shampoo, content for the moment or atleast until his stomach gave a warped gurgle.

"I guess it's time fer a snack," he muttered to himself and flipped backwards over the couch and then started towards the kitchen.

"Damn where are they?" Raph stuck his arm way in the back of the cabinet that contained the turtle's various favorite snacks searching for his bag of cornchips.

He shifted aside Mikey's Twinkies and Cheetos, Leo's freakish, tasteless tofu crisps, and Donnie's Smartfood popcorn until he finally grabbed the half crumpled bag of Fritos.

"Ah-ha!" Raphel said in triumph holding the bag up and then promptly dug out a fistful and stuffed them into his mouth spilling crumbs down the front of his shell.

He then ran back into the living room as the opening theme to Wrestle Mania started again and then jumped back onto the couch.

SQUISH

Raph yelled as his butt landed on something warm, squishy, and now flattened on the couch. His scream was immediatly followed by a hiss from a throughly pissed off Klunk. With a flick of a switch the lights turned on and Raph whipped around, corn chips lying forgotten on the floor. He stared at the sight before him on the couch, laying there next to a worn pillow was a flattened half eaten rat.

"What the Hell! MIKEY!" the turtle yelled feeling slightly sick at the thought of what covered his rear at this moment.

"Bro what's...oh..." the oranged masked turtle said comprehention coming over his face as he spied the rodent and his fluffed up cat sitting on the couch.

"Get your damn cat outta 'ere Mikey!" Raph growled his hands curling into fists.

"Relax Raphy boy, Klunk just wanted a snack too,".