Disclaimer:I own nothing.
A/N:There are some oc's.
Deidara raked his face,trying not to lose his patience."Tell me what I have to do to get you to accept me as boyfriend material?"
"Nothing,I don't want you...I already told you I have a boyfriend."
"Yes,yes...the great amazing boyfriend..."sighing,he asked,"What did you do with the flowers I sent you?"
"Those I put on Kuwabara's grave."
"Touching."Deidara said anger getting the better of him.
Botan smiled,throwing the unicorn in the trash can right in front of Deidara's eyes!
"That was cruel..you hurt my feelings."
Now it was Botan's turn to feel...guilt.
"I'm sorry."she apologized.
"Whatever."he shrugged it off.
What is done is done.
Grabbing her wrist,dragging her along.
It was then she noticed his camera on his face.
How could she miss that?
Staring at him with a strange look of curiosity and shock.
"What?"he snapped.
"Is that a camera on your face?"
"Yes."
She poked at it.
"Stop poking it woman!"
Botan jumped,"S-sorry...I was...sorry."
Deidara stared at her.
She was not as interesting as he originally thought.
"I'm taking you back."
Botan's eyes lit up."Really?"
"Yes."was his reply."Summon that stick of yours and I'll reunite you with your PRECIOUS boyfriend!What a waste of my time!"
Botan summoned her oar and followed her former kidnapper back to Suna.
Some time passes...as night fell in the sand covered village.
"Sano!"
The kit was reunited with his deity.
Deidara huffed as he stepped forward."She was a waste-"
Sano hit him with a rose whip before Deidara had a chance to respond.
fin.
