Lisa: Wow...we really are a hit!

Kyon: 752 hits exactly...

Lisa: *almost spit out tea* that much! I can't believe it...thanks you all the readers and reviewers for your help!

Risa: Looks like this chapter is the special chapter, huh?

Lisa: Yup! The chapter with all the special guests on board! So let's get started! Primo, if you please~

Primo: Lisa doesn't own Hitman Reborn and please don't sue her...

Lisa: Such a gentleman! And because of your generous reviews we have to make a part 2 so enjoy!


INTERVEW SEVEN PRIMO, TYL GUARDIANS AND ARCOBALENO! PART 1

Lisa: Ni Hao Da Jia! (Hi Everyone)

Kyon: Another new language….-_-

Lisa: I know! I just can't help it….

Risa: Umm, hello everyone and today's chapter is a special because we've invited some special guests!

Lisa: You're right Risa….so first up is the Primo Family!

Giotto: Hello

G: Che!

Alaude: Herbivores….

Asari: Greetings everyone…

Knuckles: Hello TO THE EXTREME (Lisa: *face palmed* not another Ryohei!)

Dameon: Nufufufufu

Lampo: Yo!

Lisa: This is going to be a long chapter…..

Kyon: A really long one…we might need to make a part 2….

Lisa: Right….okay…next is the Acobalenos…

All Acobalenos except Skull: Hello!

Lisa: Where is Skull?

Lal: That squat was annoying me so I slammed him into the toilet bowl…

Lisa/Kyon/Risa: O-O|||| Oh….

Lisa: I think somebody better go check on him….Kyon would you please?

Kyon: *walks to toilet*

Risa: Next I think you guys should already know! The TYL and the present Vongola guardians!

All the guardian except TYL Hibari: Hi guys!

Risa: Now let's move on to the reviews….first is from DemonicAngel96….Oh and thanks for always supporting us in our reviews…


IM BACK!

DID YA MISS ME?

Lisa and Risa: Tell me what happened tyl

Primo:Ive changed my mind you are the hottest- i mean the best khr character ever. Your dare is to marry me...

Alaude: ... rated t bondage with Hibari include your handcuffs... enough said

Belphegor: I LOVE YOU! now repeat

Hibari: do not say the words bite or death or herbivore for the rest of the interview and you must speak every 7 min or less ;)

Dino: what is your whip made of? and how is Enzio?

Mukuro: I apologize for the insult i really love you can i have a hug a forgiveness?

Byakuran: Why do you have that tattoo?

and last of all...

Reborn: You are really awesome! shoot someone with a moe bullet (they make everything cute like for instance Hibari=baby and Mukuro =butler like feteshis girls might have)

arigato i love you all espcially you Primo! (steals Bel's tiara again and puts it on) Im the princess now!


Bel: Why that thief! *restrained by Lisa*

Lisa: Cool it!

Risa: Do I have too…*hesitating*

Lisa: Yes, looks like both of us has too….

Kyon: *came back with knocked out Skull*What did I miss…

Lisa: You're back…..just in time…

Reborn: Tell us already! *points gun at Lisa*

Giotto: Reborn!

Lisa: Okay…Okay….Sheesh… It's because TYL I saw that idiot shark boy at my house…..

Squalo: VOIIIII! WHAT!

Lisa: *narrowed eyes*

Reborn: You know why?

Lisa: Like I know….

Kyon: So you were so gloomy because you saw the TYL Squalo?

Lisa: I hate that shark….no matter what…

Daemon: Who know? Maybe he's your boy-*pause*

Lisa/Squalo: Finish that sentence and I'll cut off your head *pointing sword at Daemon*

Daemon: Nufufufufu, Oh my…


Kyon: *sweat dropped* I think those two might have a slight chance at it…..So next Risa!

Risa: Can't I?

Lisa: No, you can't skip this…

Risa: Can't I just tell you guys and DemonicAngel96 only?

Connello: Why can't we hear it, kora!

Lisa: *sigh* is it that embarrassing?

Risa: *nods*

Lisa: Fine…*went out and got DemonicAngel96 and pushes her into the corner*

Risa/Kyon: Don't come near boys, or else! *walks to where Lisa is*

All the boys: Girls…..


At the corner of the room….

Lisa: Okay Risa! Spit it out!

Risa: *takes deep breath* Im engaged to Dino in the future

All the girls except Risa: O-O

Front stage~~


Tsuna: I wonder what the girls are talking about.

Giotto: I'm curious….

G: I think they are babbling on about-*pause*

Lisa: WHAT! CONGRATULATIONS RISA…..GOOD FOR YOU!

All the boys: What the heck?


The girls came back to the front stage~~~

Lisa: Okay, on with the interview~~*smiling happily*

Boys: **sweat dropped*

Kyon: Primo, you are dared to marry the reviewer….

Primo: Oh really….who is this maiden then?

G: WHAT! NO WAY GIOTTO IS GOING TO MARRY HER!

Lisa: It's not your choice G.

G: Its one hell of my choice~~ I'm his right hand man after all!

Lisa: Giotto, don't tell me you agree?

Giotto: *nervous smile* I'm sorry Lisa-chan but he is right…and I'm already old….I'm sure the reviewer can find a more suitable person…*smile*

Lisa: Sorry DemonicAngel96, but maybe just a hug, ne Giotto?

DemonicAngel96: Please?

Giotto: Of course…*hugs DemonicAngel96*

G: Damn it! *restrained by the girls*

Lisa: Cool it hot head….it just a hug…

DemonicAngel96: *squeals* Thanks guys!


Lisa: Sorry you can't marry Giotto….next…*almost fainted* OMG...they're going kill me…..

Alaude/Hibari: What is it herbivore…..

Lisa: Umm, Alaude…go bondage Hibari and include your handcuffs *runs and hide behind Giotto*

Alaude: *smirks*

Hibari: You want to die herbivore? *glares at Lisa*

Lisa: It's not my request…don't kill me….

Hibari: You- *handcuffed by Alaude*

Alaude: I wonder if you're as good as you look…*licks lip*

Lisa: WAIT…IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RATED T…..DAMN IT!

Kyon: Alaude…please stop it….we need Hibari later….

Alaude: *glares at Kyon* Hn…..*lets go of Hibari*


Lisa: That was close...our ratings almost went up to M….

Risa: *breathe a sign of relieve* Next Bel, say I LOVE YOU!

Bel: No way…

Lisa: Oh…Bel….pink tutu….Katy Perry….*smirking evilly*

Bel: Grr….I LOVE YOU!

Lisa: OMG, It's a miracle!

Verde: Her blackmailing skill is incredible….Not bad I might hire her…

Kyon: Sorry, but she's needed here….Anyway, Hibari, don't say bite you to death or herbivore for the entire interview….and start talking every 7 min or less…

Hibari: Hn...Fine…

Risa: Now….Dino…*can't seem to look at him straight in the eye* what is your whip made of? How's Enzio?

Dino: *confused* Uuh, my bullwhip is made of leather…

Hibari: Stupid….

Dino: *sweat dropped* Umm, Enzio is just fine…he's actually in my-*pause* Where's Enzio?

Lisa: WHAT! ENZIO'S LOSE?

Risa: We have to find him quickl-*pause*

Hibari: He's over here….*Enzio napping on his lap*

Lisa: Wow…thanks Hibari…

Hibari: Idiots….

Kyon: He can't say bite you to death so he changes to idiots and stupid….that's even worse…


Lisa: I know… Next Mukuro, give the reviewer a hug of forgiveness…

Mukuro: Well she did apologize…..

Hibari: Che….*does that count?*

Mukuro: *hugs DemonicAngel96*

Lisa: I suppose that's done…. Next is Byakuran again!

Kyon: *Went and got Byakuran*

Byakuran: Hi mina-san! I'm getting popular, aren't I?

Lisa: So Byakuran why do you have that tattoo?

All Vongola Family: *death glare*

Risa: Why must you boys always be like this!

Byakuran: This thing? It's a proof of the Gesso Family….but I'm done with that family…you like it Lisa-chan?

Lisa: Well…it's very interesting…

Byakuran: So cute Lisa-chan or should I call you Lia…

Lisa: That's my other nick name…. how do you-*pause*

Kyon: Sorry Byakuran you got to go….but thanks for stopping by…*pushes him out again*

Lisa: What the! *looks at dark aura around the Vongola Family* Oh…I get it….


Risa: Last one…Reborn. You have to shoot someone with the moe bullet…*starts backing away*

Reborn: *smirks and took out gun then firing at Hibari*

Lisa: OMG REBORN! *turns and saw baby size Hibari* Kyaaa! Kawaii!

Hibari: Shut up *baby talk*

Lisa: *hugs Hibari* so cute…can't resist hugging…..

Hibari: Let me go *baby talk*

Kyon: Wow, so kawaii….*slaps herself* No...Must get on with show….Next review is from myra-the-fox


this is mayra's little bother who wants to get revenge for his sister who was insulted by squalo.)

dares:

squalo:dress like a little girl with pinktails, balloon and gaint lollipop skip around then fall on a cactis. please put on video

reborn:be nice to everyone but mostly tsuna for the whole chapter.


Lisa: Wow, her brother is just like her….

Kyon: Taking revenge for her sister, pretty cute…

Squalo: WHAT THE F***K!

Lisa: Hehehehe, time to play dress up sharky….

Squalo: NOOOOOO!


10 minutes later~~

Squalo: *dress like a little girl with pigtails and holding a lollipop*

Lisa: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kyon: *laughing* OMG…hahaha….Squalo….haha…really looks like….ahahaha…a girl!

Risa: Sorry Squalo but you have to skip and fall on the cactus….

Squalo: *cursing*

Lisa: AND…. ACTION!

Squalo: *skips like a little girl sucking on his lollipop then trips and falls flat on the cactus*

Lisa: *recording the whole thing* this is pure blackmail material….her brother is a genius!

Risa: Poor Squalo….*sigh*


Kyon: Next! Reborn be nice to everyone until the end of the chapter but mostly Tsuna…

Reborn: *smiley face* Come here my lovable student and let me hug you…*motions Tsuna to come*

Tsuna: *sweat dropped* He's even scarier than before….help!

Kyon: *shiver* He really is scary…

Giotto: It seems like we have no more questions to answer…

Kyon: Not really, it's just that we want to do these earlier ones first…you know...for the reviewers...

Giotto: You hosts are very responsible and talented….not to mention a little cute *sexy smirk*

Kyon: *blushing* Oh…T-thanks Giotto… *turns from Giotto* this review is from SkyWolf27…


Questions:

Bel: would you rather be locked in a closet with Squalo or Gokudera for an hour?

Gokudera: WHERE THE HECK DO YOU LIVE?

Dares:

Squalo: Talk QUIETLY for the rest of the interview.

Mukuro: you can do with Hibari... as you wish.

Special message to Tsuna- HI!

Special message to Squalo- extra dare- jump off a cliff. Bel gets front row seats.


Tsuna: Umm, Hi SkyWolf27…*hugged by Reborn*

Lisa: I do always wonder where Gokudera lives…

Kyon: Lisa! Weren't you busy hugging baby Hibari?

Lisa: He turned back to normal…and called me an idiot….

Kyon: Ouch! His dare isn't done yet, so yeah….

Lisa: *sigh* Oh well, hey prince! Would you rather be locked up for one hour with Squalo or Gokudera?

Bel: Ushishishishi, I do not want to be locked up with that girly man or the dog…

Squalo/Gokudera: GIRLY?/ DOG!

Lisa: Then who do you want to be locked up with?

Bel: Ushishishishi *looks at Fran*

Fran: No way am I going in there with you, hentai Bel-senpai….


Lisa: All the Varia are perverts…..now the questions we always wanted to ask Gokudera…WHERE THE HECK DO YOU LIVE?

Gokudera: Like I'll tell you…..

Kyon: Yamamoto's house?

Gokudera: DON'T GIVE STUPID ANSWERS, WOMAN!

Yamamoto: But don't you always come to my house…for sushi then….*kicked in the head*

Gokudera: SHUT IT BASEBALL IDIOT….THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW!

Lisa: Do you think our rating will go up?

Kyon: Pray to god….no….


Risa: Last but not least the dares…Hibari you okay?

Hibari: Don't talk to me herb-*shut mouth* tutor….

Risa: *snickers* I'm impressed…well then Squalo talk quietly for the whole interview and jump off a cliff…

Squalo: Vo-*hit by frying pan*

Kyon: Don't you dare….now go jump off a cliff!

Squalo: *grumbling*


Everyone sat on their seats…Bel in the front row….watching as Squalo jumps off a cliff…. VOIII as quietly as he can….

Lisa: That was interesting….

Risa: Does Squalo has to suffer that much?

Lisa: When you have a mouth like his….it really necessary…

Risa: *sighs*

Lisa: Last one….Mukuro….*sigh* I hate to say this but go do with Hibari as you wish….

Mukuro: Kufufufufu, come here little skylark…*prevented smirk*

Hibari: Pineapple…

Mukuro: *twitch*

Lisa: Because he can't say herbivore….he cuts it short….*snicker*

Risa: I don't think Hibari will stay still though…

Hibari: Hey host! Is the interview over yet?

Lisa: Huh? Yeah it's over….help yourself…

Hibari: *smirks* I'll bite you to death Pineapple herbivore…..

Lisa; Music to my ears….

Kyon; *talking with Giotto* Oh dear, I supposed it's over! But stay tuned for part 2 everyone!

Giotto: Hope to see you again….


Lisa: End of Part 1….

Kyon: Part 2 coming up….

Risa: Kyon, looks like you had fun with Giotto…

Kyon: Oh no….we're just friends….

Lisa: Yeah right…. Hope you enjoy this chapter of KHR Interview…please review!