Lisa: Wow...we really are a hit!
Kyon: 752 hits exactly...
Lisa: *almost spit out tea* that much! I can't believe it...thanks you all the readers and reviewers for your help!
Risa: Looks like this chapter is the special chapter, huh?
Lisa: Yup! The chapter with all the special guests on board! So let's get started! Primo, if you please~
Primo: Lisa doesn't own Hitman Reborn and please don't sue her...
Lisa: Such a gentleman! And because of your generous reviews we have to make a part 2 so enjoy!
INTERVEW SEVEN PRIMO, TYL GUARDIANS AND ARCOBALENO! PART 1
Lisa: Ni Hao Da Jia! (Hi Everyone)
Kyon: Another new language….-_-
Lisa: I know! I just can't help it….
Risa: Umm, hello everyone and today's chapter is a special because we've invited some special guests!
Lisa: You're right Risa….so first up is the Primo Family!
Giotto: Hello
G: Che!
Alaude: Herbivores….
Asari: Greetings everyone…
Knuckles: Hello TO THE EXTREME (Lisa: *face palmed* not another Ryohei!)
Dameon: Nufufufufu
Lampo: Yo!
Lisa: This is going to be a long chapter…..
Kyon: A really long one…we might need to make a part 2….
Lisa: Right….okay…next is the Acobalenos…
All Acobalenos except Skull: Hello!
Lisa: Where is Skull?
Lal: That squat was annoying me so I slammed him into the toilet bowl…
Lisa/Kyon/Risa: O-O|||| Oh….
Lisa: I think somebody better go check on him….Kyon would you please?
Kyon: *walks to toilet*
Risa: Next I think you guys should already know! The TYL and the present Vongola guardians!
All the guardian except TYL Hibari: Hi guys!
Risa: Now let's move on to the reviews….first is from DemonicAngel96….Oh and thanks for always supporting us in our reviews…
IM BACK! DID YA MISS ME? Lisa and Risa: Tell me what happened tyl Primo:Ive changed my mind you are the hottest- i mean the best khr character ever. Your dare is to marry me... Alaude: ... rated t bondage with Hibari include your handcuffs... enough said Belphegor: I LOVE YOU! now repeat Hibari: do not say the words bite or death or herbivore for the rest of the interview and you must speak every 7 min or less ;) Dino: what is your whip made of? and how is Enzio? Mukuro: I apologize for the insult i really love you can i have a hug a forgiveness? Byakuran: Why do you have that tattoo? and last of all... Reborn: You are really awesome! shoot someone with a moe bullet (they make everything cute like for instance Hibari=baby and Mukuro =butler like feteshis girls might have) arigato i love you all espcially you Primo! (steals Bel's tiara again and puts it on) Im the princess now!
Bel: Why that thief! *restrained by Lisa*
Lisa: Cool it!
Risa: Do I have too…*hesitating*
Lisa: Yes, looks like both of us has too….
Kyon: *came back with knocked out Skull*What did I miss…
Lisa: You're back…..just in time…
Reborn: Tell us already! *points gun at Lisa*
Giotto: Reborn!
Lisa: Okay…Okay….Sheesh… It's because TYL I saw that idiot shark boy at my house…..
Squalo: VOIIIII! WHAT!
Lisa: *narrowed eyes*
Reborn: You know why?
Lisa: Like I know….
Kyon: So you were so gloomy because you saw the TYL Squalo?
Lisa: I hate that shark….no matter what…
Daemon: Who know? Maybe he's your boy-*pause*
Lisa/Squalo: Finish that sentence and I'll cut off your head *pointing sword at Daemon*
Daemon: Nufufufufu, Oh my…
Kyon: *sweat dropped* I think those two might have a slight chance at it…..So next Risa!
Risa: Can't I?
Lisa: No, you can't skip this…
Risa: Can't I just tell you guys and DemonicAngel96 only?
Connello: Why can't we hear it, kora!
Lisa: *sigh* is it that embarrassing?
Risa: *nods*
Lisa: Fine…*went out and got DemonicAngel96 and pushes her into the corner*
Risa/Kyon: Don't come near boys, or else! *walks to where Lisa is*
All the boys: Girls…..
At the corner of the room….
Lisa: Okay Risa! Spit it out!
Risa: *takes deep breath* Im engaged to Dino in the future
All the girls except Risa: O-O
Front stage~~
Tsuna: I wonder what the girls are talking about.
Giotto: I'm curious….
G: I think they are babbling on about-*pause*
Lisa: WHAT! CONGRATULATIONS RISA…..GOOD FOR YOU!
All the boys: What the heck?
The girls came back to the front stage~~~
Lisa: Okay, on with the interview~~*smiling happily*
Boys: **sweat dropped*
Kyon: Primo, you are dared to marry the reviewer….
Primo: Oh really….who is this maiden then?
G: WHAT! NO WAY GIOTTO IS GOING TO MARRY HER!
Lisa: It's not your choice G.
G: Its one hell of my choice~~ I'm his right hand man after all!
Lisa: Giotto, don't tell me you agree?
Giotto: *nervous smile* I'm sorry Lisa-chan but he is right…and I'm already old….I'm sure the reviewer can find a more suitable person…*smile*
Lisa: Sorry DemonicAngel96, but maybe just a hug, ne Giotto?
DemonicAngel96: Please?
Giotto: Of course…*hugs DemonicAngel96*
G: Damn it! *restrained by the girls*
Lisa: Cool it hot head….it just a hug…
DemonicAngel96: *squeals* Thanks guys!
Lisa: Sorry you can't marry Giotto….next…*almost fainted* OMG...they're going kill me…..
Alaude/Hibari: What is it herbivore…..
Lisa: Umm, Alaude…go bondage Hibari and include your handcuffs *runs and hide behind Giotto*
Alaude: *smirks*
Hibari: You want to die herbivore? *glares at Lisa*
Lisa: It's not my request…don't kill me….
Hibari: You- *handcuffed by Alaude*
Alaude: I wonder if you're as good as you look…*licks lip*
Lisa: WAIT…IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE RATED T…..DAMN IT!
Kyon: Alaude…please stop it….we need Hibari later….
Alaude: *glares at Kyon* Hn…..*lets go of Hibari*
Lisa: That was close...our ratings almost went up to M….
Risa: *breathe a sign of relieve* Next Bel, say I LOVE YOU!
Bel: No way…
Lisa: Oh…Bel….pink tutu….Katy Perry….*smirking evilly*
Bel: Grr….I LOVE YOU!
Lisa: OMG, It's a miracle!
Verde: Her blackmailing skill is incredible….Not bad I might hire her…
Kyon: Sorry, but she's needed here….Anyway, Hibari, don't say bite you to death or herbivore for the entire interview….and start talking every 7 min or less…
Hibari: Hn...Fine…
Risa: Now….Dino…*can't seem to look at him straight in the eye* what is your whip made of? How's Enzio?
Dino: *confused* Uuh, my bullwhip is made of leather…
Hibari: Stupid….
Dino: *sweat dropped* Umm, Enzio is just fine…he's actually in my-*pause* Where's Enzio?
Lisa: WHAT! ENZIO'S LOSE?
Risa: We have to find him quickl-*pause*
Hibari: He's over here….*Enzio napping on his lap*
Lisa: Wow…thanks Hibari…
Hibari: Idiots….
Kyon: He can't say bite you to death so he changes to idiots and stupid….that's even worse…
Lisa: I know… Next Mukuro, give the reviewer a hug of forgiveness…
Mukuro: Well she did apologize…..
Hibari: Che….*does that count?*
Mukuro: *hugs DemonicAngel96*
Lisa: I suppose that's done…. Next is Byakuran again!
Kyon: *Went and got Byakuran*
Byakuran: Hi mina-san! I'm getting popular, aren't I?
Lisa: So Byakuran why do you have that tattoo?
All Vongola Family: *death glare*
Risa: Why must you boys always be like this!
Byakuran: This thing? It's a proof of the Gesso Family….but I'm done with that family…you like it Lisa-chan?
Lisa: Well…it's very interesting…
Byakuran: So cute Lisa-chan or should I call you Lia…
Lisa: That's my other nick name…. how do you-*pause*
Kyon: Sorry Byakuran you got to go….but thanks for stopping by…*pushes him out again*
Lisa: What the! *looks at dark aura around the Vongola Family* Oh…I get it….
Risa: Last one…Reborn. You have to shoot someone with the moe bullet…*starts backing away*
Reborn: *smirks and took out gun then firing at Hibari*
Lisa: OMG REBORN! *turns and saw baby size Hibari* Kyaaa! Kawaii!
Hibari: Shut up *baby talk*
Lisa: *hugs Hibari* so cute…can't resist hugging…..
Hibari: Let me go *baby talk*
Kyon: Wow, so kawaii….*slaps herself* No...Must get on with show….Next review is from myra-the-fox
this is mayra's little bother who wants to get revenge for his sister who was insulted by squalo.) dares: squalo:dress like a little girl with pinktails, balloon and gaint lollipop skip around then fall on a cactis. please put on video reborn:be nice to everyone but mostly tsuna for the whole chapter.
Lisa: Wow, her brother is just like her….
Kyon: Taking revenge for her sister, pretty cute…
Squalo: WHAT THE F***K!
Lisa: Hehehehe, time to play dress up sharky….
Squalo: NOOOOOO!
10 minutes later~~
Squalo: *dress like a little girl with pigtails and holding a lollipop*
Lisa: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kyon: *laughing* OMG…hahaha….Squalo….haha…really looks like….ahahaha…a girl!
Risa: Sorry Squalo but you have to skip and fall on the cactus….
Squalo: *cursing*
Lisa: AND…. ACTION!
Squalo: *skips like a little girl sucking on his lollipop then trips and falls flat on the cactus*
Lisa: *recording the whole thing* this is pure blackmail material….her brother is a genius!
Risa: Poor Squalo….*sigh*
Kyon: Next! Reborn be nice to everyone until the end of the chapter but mostly Tsuna…
Reborn: *smiley face* Come here my lovable student and let me hug you…*motions Tsuna to come*
Tsuna: *sweat dropped* He's even scarier than before….help!
Kyon: *shiver* He really is scary…
Giotto: It seems like we have no more questions to answer…
Kyon: Not really, it's just that we want to do these earlier ones first…you know...for the reviewers...
Giotto: You hosts are very responsible and talented….not to mention a little cute *sexy smirk*
Kyon: *blushing* Oh…T-thanks Giotto… *turns from Giotto* this review is from SkyWolf27…
Questions: Bel: would you rather be locked in a closet with Squalo or Gokudera for an hour? Gokudera: WHERE THE HECK DO YOU LIVE? Dares: Squalo: Talk QUIETLY for the rest of the interview. Mukuro: you can do with Hibari... as you wish. Special message to Tsuna- HI! Special message to Squalo- extra dare- jump off a cliff. Bel gets front row seats.
Tsuna: Umm, Hi SkyWolf27…*hugged by Reborn*
Lisa: I do always wonder where Gokudera lives…
Kyon: Lisa! Weren't you busy hugging baby Hibari?
Lisa: He turned back to normal…and called me an idiot….
Kyon: Ouch! His dare isn't done yet, so yeah….
Lisa: *sigh* Oh well, hey prince! Would you rather be locked up for one hour with Squalo or Gokudera?
Bel: Ushishishishi, I do not want to be locked up with that girly man or the dog…
Squalo/Gokudera: GIRLY?/ DOG!
Lisa: Then who do you want to be locked up with?
Bel: Ushishishishi *looks at Fran*
Fran: No way am I going in there with you, hentai Bel-senpai….
Lisa: All the Varia are perverts…..now the questions we always wanted to ask Gokudera…WHERE THE HECK DO YOU LIVE?
Gokudera: Like I'll tell you…..
Kyon: Yamamoto's house?
Gokudera: DON'T GIVE STUPID ANSWERS, WOMAN!
Yamamoto: But don't you always come to my house…for sushi then….*kicked in the head*
Gokudera: SHUT IT BASEBALL IDIOT….THEY DON'T HAVE TO KNOW!
Lisa: Do you think our rating will go up?
Kyon: Pray to god….no….
Risa: Last but not least the dares…Hibari you okay?
Hibari: Don't talk to me herb-*shut mouth* tutor….
Risa: *snickers* I'm impressed…well then Squalo talk quietly for the whole interview and jump off a cliff…
Squalo: Vo-*hit by frying pan*
Kyon: Don't you dare….now go jump off a cliff!
Squalo: *grumbling*
Everyone sat on their seats…Bel in the front row….watching as Squalo jumps off a cliff…. VOIII as quietly as he can….
Lisa: That was interesting….
Risa: Does Squalo has to suffer that much?
Lisa: When you have a mouth like his….it really necessary…
Risa: *sighs*
Lisa: Last one….Mukuro….*sigh* I hate to say this but go do with Hibari as you wish….
Mukuro: Kufufufufu, come here little skylark…*prevented smirk*
Hibari: Pineapple…
Mukuro: *twitch*
Lisa: Because he can't say herbivore….he cuts it short….*snicker*
Risa: I don't think Hibari will stay still though…
Hibari: Hey host! Is the interview over yet?
Lisa: Huh? Yeah it's over….help yourself…
Hibari: *smirks* I'll bite you to death Pineapple herbivore…..
Lisa; Music to my ears….
Kyon; *talking with Giotto* Oh dear, I supposed it's over! But stay tuned for part 2 everyone!
Giotto: Hope to see you again….
Lisa: End of Part 1….
Kyon: Part 2 coming up….
Risa: Kyon, looks like you had fun with Giotto…
Kyon: Oh no….we're just friends….
Lisa: Yeah right…. Hope you enjoy this chapter of KHR Interview…please review!
