Charlie's ghost visits Guile
Yes, I know there are sources that suggest Charlie isn't really dead. But seeing as how the Street Fighter storyline is messed up enough as it is. He's at least dead in this story.
Guile was sleeping on the couch, he had had a hard's day's work of military exercises and was taking a nap. His wife and daughter was away grocery shopping. He heard a familiar voice.
The ghost of Charlie then appeared "Guile…."
"ZZZ….Sarge….I've done my training for today. Leave me alone…"
"WAKE UP!" Ghost Charlie snapped.
Guile's eyes snapped open "Mmmm…..What!?...What?"
He then saw who it was "C….Charlie!"
Charlie smiled. "Hello, Guile."
"Man…it's good to see you again! True you're a ghost….but still."
"Hello, Guile. I just want to congratulate you on destroying Shadowloo's organisation S.I.N."
"You're welcome, Charlie. I'd do anything for you."
Charlie's eyebrow raised. "O.K What the fuck….are you obsessed with me or something?"
"You always did have such pretty hair."
Charlie facepalmed. "O.K That's another thing, I'm here for….you have to stop avenging me, and stay a family man. You've done your best, but you've got to start treating your wife with the same love you've given me!"
"What make you think I'm in love with you!?"
"Well you don't seem to know what a woman is, that's for sure, you keep telling women fighters to go home and be family men, or asking if they're man enough to fight with you!"
"I guess I have let my family slip. Anything you say, Charlie."
"Well….I gotta go…it was good to see you again, Charlie.."
"Same to you, Guile. Oh and one more piece of advice and this is really important…."
"What is Shadowloo still alive or something!?"
"Come closer , Guile. It's really important."
Guile stepped closer.
"Closer….."
Guile then stepped closer until he was whispering distance from Charlie's mouth.
Charlie then screamed. "STOP LEAVING EMPTY BEER BOTTLES AT MY GRAVE ! ! IT ATTRACTS HOBOS, AND MY GRAVE IS NOT A RECYCLING BIN, DAMNIT!"
Charlie then disappeared, and Guile usually a hardened soldier was actually shaking in fright.
THE END.
