Day of Darude

It was a sunny day in the desert, I, Chouji, were out walking with Gaara. I had never really spoken to him before, so it was somewhat awkward! Besides, he scare me! I did try to start a conversation several times, but I guess he's not the talkative type! He didn't want to taste any of my potato chips either! I never, or rarely, offer anyone my special BBQ meat sauce potato chips! HOW COULD HE SAY NO!? I guess… that's the kind of person I like to have in my life… someone who doesn't steal my food! Come to think of it… he is kind of cute… I do like it when people use way too much eyeliner! People with no eyebrows are a piece of sexy meat I'd like to gobble up too! I guess Guaara is all-in-one! I wonder if I would ever be able to ride him like a wild cowgirl… that would be so fucken nice! I bet his sand-wand is a piece of tread my ass would suck in and chew real good on! My newfound crush for Gaara is, even though he still intimidate me, kind of nice! It makes this whole walking-around-in-the-desert-for-no-reason more fun. I wonder how he feel about me…

Suddenly, something warm wrapped around my arm. It was Gaara! Holding around my arm tightly! "I'm cold" He said. I thought it was kind of weird since we are in the desert and it is an extremely sunny day, but then again… he is used to living in the desert, maybe this really is a cold day? Either way, I smiled and told him I could hold around him if he wanted and he nodded to that so we stopped walking so I could wrap my arms around him to keep him safe and warm. "I'm not really cold. I just think you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. You are more beautiful than sandstorms, sand, beaches, deserts, sandpaper, sandals, sandcastles, sandbags, quicksand and Darude Sandstorm combined!" those words made me happy, and it made me even happiuer that I could return such words back to him and mean them, so I told him "Gaara, I love you too I know you didn't say love but I know you do love me, and you… you are so beautiful! More beautiful than BBQ meat, BBQ meat sauce potatochips, potatochips in general and meat in general! You are more beautiful than anything my own two eyes have seen! And they have seen a lot!" We hugged some more and kissed like we haven't had water for five days, which is true! We are lost in the desert and about to die actually… but that doesn't stop us from banging in the desert sand!

In the middle of our sexytime, a sandstorm blows closer! We get caught in it, and twirl around in the air and getting slightly hurt by the sand. That does not stop us though! We have the most amasing smex ever and when we cum, well I cum inside him but his cum just blows everywhere making the entire desert have a taste of his sandmen! Including me! It tasted great! But sadly it was not BBQ flavored.

After the sax we were found by Temari and Iruka and brought to the leaf village hospital due to our lack of water and food. When Gaara and I got out of the hospital we decided to talk, and we reached the conclusion that everything that happened only happened because we were about to die and very delirious. We also figured we were going to try dating! I am glad we did 'cause everyhting went so well! And we even found ourt that Gaara got pregnant! Which we were super mega ultra happy abouty!

Gaara was giving birt, lucky for him it was asshole birth not penis birtg like it was for Sasuke and Naruto! I'm so glad we have our kid not long after them! Our kids can be the best of friedns! "uh." Gaara uttered, pushing as hard as he possibly could. "uh. uh." he said again. "The baby is out and he is very beautiful! I'm just gonna cut the cord and let you hold him!" Hinata said. She did what she said she was going to do and Gaara was now holding our beautiful baby. "He is truly beautiful." Gaara said and looked at me. "He has your eyes, and your cheeks. I'm so happy." He cried a few tears and I cuddled up to him and the baby. "He has your nose, Gaara! The cutest little nose!" I chuckled. "So, what are you going to name him?" Hinata asked us with the biggest smile I have ever seen her smile; not very big but kinda. "Darude Sandstorm BBQ Meat Akimichi Desertredsand".

Written by:

Chouji Akimichi