Guest- Yeeeeaaaah...no. If he was a racist, he'd still be a dick towards Lee and Clementine unless he had something against african american men only or african american adults. Also if he thought Clementine was Lee's daughter (as well as a few other folks), then he knew she was african american. Also it's pretty obvious she's african american. Even if you can't tell, look at her picture of her parents.
DaFlameDF- She can be easily forgotten to be honest. She's only in a few scenes.
This idea was offered up guest. This one was too funny to resist. XD I'll have another case up later.
"Everyone please raise for the judge." said Sakura.
"What's the case for today?" asked Alex plopping in his chair.
"The case today is..."
"Wait, why do we have zoo keepers in the court today?" Sure enough there were a couple of zoo keepers in the room on stand-by. Were they lost of something?
"Oh they're here for the plantiff."
"Excuse me?"
"The case for today is that an actual duck is suing Ken jr i.e. Duck for stealing their species' name." said Sakura. "And yeah I checked it more than once. It's a duck."
"I hope he used the bathroom before he comes in. Alright, come on in!" In waddled an actual fucking DUCK and in walked Duck aka Ken Jr. Before anything could be said, Duck was quick to point out that he could be doing something else inside of being sued by a stupid duck.
"Who are you calling stupid, boy!?" yelled the duck in a booming voice drawing the attention of everyone in the court room. Who knew such a thunderous voice could come from such a small creature? Nobody really. "I'm a hell of a lot smarter than you!"
"No you're not!" said Duck who wasn't shitting himself at the site of a duck talking in such a deep voice. "You're just a dumb duck who can just talk!"
"And that makes me dumb huh? You're lucky I don't come over there and beat your bitch ass!"
"Judge, he's threatening me!" shouted Duck.
"You're provoking him." said the judge. "Now, Mr. Duck. Why have you brought us here?"
"This idiot stole our species name and he's giving it a bad name!" said the duck gesturing to the boy.
"I didn't steal your dumb name!" said Duck. "It's a nickname! That's why this is so stupid."
"It doesn't matter. You steal stole the name and claimed it as your own!" pointed at the duck. "You're posing as a Duck! Nobody calls you by your real name. They just call you duck! MY NAME! MY WHOLE SPECIES NAME! YOU DIDN'T ASK PERMISSION! YOU'RE A FAKE DUCK! A QUACK!"
"He has a point...to a degree." admitted the judge. He kind of found it amazing how funny this case was and how big of a fit the duck was throwing. "Now what's this about giving ducks a bad name?"
"Whenever I go on down to the pond for a drink, some assholes go, 'Look there's duck! Do you think he knows that idiot duck? If I throw a piece of bread at him, do you think he'll sound like that little punk from Telltales: The Walking Dead? I feel bad that they share the name with that annoying little shit!'. I'm tired of it! I want him banned from using my species name! He's a human! He can't call himself a duck!"
"I feel your pain duck. It's gotta be a pain to be reminded everyday that someone shares your name with you. Oh wait, no I don't." shrugged the judge. "But anyways, I can see your point. Du..."
The duck gave the judge a dirty look. "I mean Ken. Your response."
"Dad named me duck!"
"Then he's at fault too! KILL HIM!" He quaked flapping his wings with feathers flying everywhere.
"Hey calm down!" yelled the judge banging down his gavel. "You assholes had better clean up those feathers and calm that bitch down!"
While they calmed him down, he turned to the little boy again. "As you were saying?"
"Dad named me that and it wasn't my fault."
"YOU WENT WITH IT!"
"Shut up over there!" yelled Alex. He shook his head. Please no more animals. Stupid fowl messing up my court room you fucker or I'm having duck soup tonight he thought bitterly.
"And I never claimed to be a real duck in the first place." said Ken Jr.
"Jury?"
"We find Du...uh Ken Jr. not guilty on account of he never claimed to be a real duck nor did he name himself that." said Gared.
"You heard the man. Now take 'em back to the zoo." said Alex. The duck quaked with rage trying to attack Ken Jr, but in his blind rage attacked the audience. The zoo keepers finally got him after firing multiple sedates at the duck, but most of the missed and hit several people. Once the duck had about 19 needles in him, the duck finally fell asleep and was hauled back to the zoo.
A bit short. I had a longer version, but it didn't save on the site so I had to rewrite everything.
