Author's Note: I know it might sound awful, but I highly recommend the "McGeek" Sandwich. I was inspired by the episode "Twisted Sister" where McGee's sister has a weird pizza she eats. I figured that he deserved his own food oddity as well. For those brave enough to attempt the sandwich please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own it!

"Where are we going?" Jethro asked as Kelly threw a set of keys at him.

"You never had the chance to teach me how to drive." Kelly explained.

"But you already know how." Jethro said as he sat in a booth at Decker's.

"Not a standard." Kelly replied quickly.

Jethro looked down and realized that the keys in his hand belonged to Mike Frank's truck. He groaned so loudly that the people in the booth next to them looked over with concern.

"Fine." Jethro said as he stood up.

"It can't be that bad...I'm a good driver. No accidents, no tickets...ever." Kelly explained as they got into Mike's truck.

"That means nothing." Jethro said as he started the car.

"I thought I was supposed to drive." Kelly pouted as she fastened her seatbelt.

"For now...you watch. I drive." Jethro said as he shifted gears and pulled out of the parking lot.

"It's not so hard once you get used to it, but pay attention closely, or you will have an accident." Jethro warned as he sped through the desert.

Jethro drove for about forty minutes before he and Kelly trade places.

"The best advice is to go slow at first." Jethro said as he helped Kelly switch gears.

The car jerked and jolted down the lonely desert road. Jethro was silently thankful that there were no other cars on the road. Jethro temporarily lost himself in thought when the horrible sound of metal scraping metal jerked him back to reality.

"You're going to strip the gears!" Jethro yelled as Kelly stopped the car.

"That's it! I quit!" Kelly yelled as she got out of the car and made her way around to the passengers side.

"Nope." Jethro said plainly. He refused to budge from the passengers seat.

"Move." Kelly said as she crossed her arms.

"Nope, you're a Gibbs and we don't ever quit...ever. Now get back in this car...pay attention, and trust me, you'll do fine, it just takes practice." Gibbs said with a sigh.

Reluctantly, Kelly got back into the car and tried her hardest to pay attention and do what she was told.

"Much better." Jethro complimented her as the ride smoothed out.

"Hey Probie! You're still alive!" Mike Franks teased as Kelly and Jethro walked back into the diner.

"Thanks for the wheels." Kelly said as she tossed the keys to Mike.

"No problem." Mike Franks grinned at the younger girl.

"That was a lot to handle. I need a Kelly cake on the double." Kelly said as she sat down at the counter.

"I'll take one too." Jenny said as she sipped a strawberry milkshake.

"I understand why you told me to go unarmed." Kelly whispered in Jenny's ear.

The older woman grinned at Jethro wickedly, and laughed.

"Are you two telling secrets again?" Jethro teased.

"Make yourself useful and get us some chow." Jenny teased right back.

"Fine...I'm going to make myself a McGeek." Jethro added as he headed to the kitchen.

Jethro disappeared and Kelly and Jenny took one look at each other and laughed yet again.

"He taught me when we were in Europe. I threatened to shoot him more than once." Jenny whispered.

"Wow." Kelly whispered in awe as her eyes grew big.

"My mom threatened to leave him." Kelly said with a laugh.

"Really?" Jenny asked in surprise.

"Yeah he tried to teach her how to drive a standard and it turned into this big fight. She was just teasing of course, but in the end she finally forked over her hard earned cash for professional driving lessons." Kelly explained with a smile.

"Wow. I must warn you, although I doubt the opportunity would ever arise, never, ever let Ziva drive you anywhere. Ever." Jenny repeated as she stressed the last word.

"Okay..." Kelly said with a small grin.

"No Kelly, we're serious. It is that bad. If you do let Ziva drive you should just make an appointment with Ducky beforehand." Jethro elaborated as he set down three plates on the counter.

"Dang." Kelly said as she bit into her cake.

"Eww...what are you eating?!" Kelly asked in shock as she looked at her father.

"Mmm...want some?" Jethro said as he thrust his sandwich in Kelly's face.

"Get it away from me!" Kelly yelled with fear in her eyes.

"For your information it is called a McGeek...it's Tim McGee's favorite sandwich." Jethro explained as he chewed noisily.

"What is that white stuff?" Kelly asked with disgust as she watched white stuff ooze out the side of the sandwich.

"It is marshmallow fluff, peanut butter, grape jelly and three strips of bacon, wheat bread all toasted to perfection." Mike Franks explained as he stood next to Kelly.

"I'm going to vomit." Kelly said as her fork fell from her hand and clattered onto her plate.

"Don't knock it until you try it!" Saamirya exclaimed.

"Bacon?" Kelly said with a raised eyebrow as she looked at Saamirya with confusion.

"I get it without." Saamirya explained quickly.

"I would think so." Kelly said as she continued eating. She had thought that pork product was off limits for Saamirya.

"So just the fluff and the peanut butter and jelly then? That can't be too bad." Kelly mused.

"It's Ameera's favorite." Saamirya explained.

"Maybe someday I will work my way up to the bacon." Kelly said as she finished her food.

"Let's head out, we've got a big night." Jenny said as she looked at her watch.

"Eighty three bucks? How many people are coming over?" Jethro groaned as the cashier announced the total.

"Seven." Kelly said quickly.

"Jenny...I thought we agreed, like three or four?" Jethro said as he handed the cashier his debit card.

"You only live once Jethro." Jenny replied as she looked at Jethro with a stern expression, and he knew better than to push the subject.

"I'll get the pizza in the oven!" Jenny promised as Kelly headed to her bedroom to change into pajamas.

"Thanks!" Kelly yelled.

"You're sure I have to stay? I can't go play cards or something?" Jethro groaned as he filled a large bowl with potato chips.

"You...must...suffer..." Jenny said tauntingly as she preheated the oven.

"Fine." Jethro said as the doorbell rang. He was still unsure of how this evening would go, but Kelly had insisted on a sleep over. She had said that it was one last thing she would do to re-create her childhood. Jethro was now wondering why he had agreed to such a thing, but then he reminded himself that he would do anything for Kelly, and besides it was a way to get to know her friends.

"I'll get it!" Jethro yelled.

Jethro opened the front door of the house to see seven faces staring back at him, all girls, with their hair in braids, wearing sweat suits, carrying pillows, sleeping bags, and overnight bags.

"You must be Kelly's dad!" One of the girls yelled as they forced their way into the front hall and proceeded to surround Jethro.

"Hi girls! I'll just go get Kelly." Jethro said as he turned to find Kelly standing there in flannel pajamas with penguins on them.

"Girls!" Kelly yelled with a squeal as she jumped up and down.

The next thing Gibbs knew he was trapped in a group of women that were acting like teenagers, squealing, hugging each other, and figuring out where to put their stuff. Jethro thought his eardrums were going to burst. He whistled sharply, and the chatter died instantly.

"Everything goes in the living room. I've already re-arranged the furniture!" Jethro yelled as he pointed towards the living room.

The girls followed one another, maintaining their pack formation as they moved.

"Thanks Mr. Gibbs!" One of the girls yelled as she walked into the living room and saw that the furniture had all been pushed up against the wall to make room for the party that was about to ensue.

"It's Gibbs!" Jethro yelled back.

"I know...that's what I said!" The voice yelled back.

"No Bethany...he means just Gibbs...he hates it when people call him Mister!" Kelly yelled to correct her friend.

"Sorry...Gibbs!" Bethany yelled.

"It's quite all right." Jethro said as he stood in the doorway of the living room, Jenny standing just behind him.

"Ignore him, he's a cranky old man." Jenny said as she pushed past Jethro.

"Can do." Bethany said as she spread out her sleeping bag.

"Nice to see you again." Bethany said a she hugged Jenny.

Jethro raised an eyebrow and stared down Jenny.

"Bethany works with Kelly...she put all the documentation together to help me begin life as Jessica Shoreman." Jenny explained.

"Speaking of." Bethany said as she broke off the hug and reached into her bag and produced a large manilla envelope.

"Vance called me this morning. I need all of your documents." Bethany said as she handed Jenny the envelope.

"Gladly." Jenny said as she stood there next to Jethro. She was sick of being Jessica Shoreman. She wanted to be plain old Jenny Shepard once again.

"I'll shred it first thing Monday, and I'll send all of the paperwork to legal so we can transfer back the deed to your house and your driver's license....Got that Chrissa?" Bethany yelled.

"Yep." A blond girl replied as she plopped down onto the floor.

"Chrissa works in legal, she helps sort out the finer details of a new identity." Kelly elaborated.

"Are these all work people?" Jethro asked as he stared at Kelly.

"Yep. My work is my life." Kelly said as she introduced everybody else in the room.

Gibbs smiled at his daughter. She was exactly like him.

"Is Maddie coming?" Jethro asked. He had driven to Oakland a few days before to explain everything to Kelly's best friend from childhood. Kelly hadn't wanted to go right away, fearing that it would be too much for Maddie to handle. Jethro had invited Maddie to the sleep over, but her mind was still trying to process the fact that Kelly was alive and well.

"She texted me earlier this morning. She's not so sure yet. Maybe a meeting with just the two of us is the best thing after all." Kelly said softly.

Jethro nodded. Maddie was a sweet girl, and eager to see Kelly, but this was a surprise that would take time to adjust to.

"Set it up Ali!" Kelly yelled as one of the girls pulled a video game console out of her bag.

From the kitchen a timer was buzzing.

"That would be the pizza!" Jenny said happily as she headed to the kitchen with Jethro closely behind her.

"Mmm...you're a good cook." Jethro teased as Jenny took the pizza out of the oven and proceeded to cook.

"I slaved all day..." Jenny said as she began putting pizza on paper plates.

"I'm sure they'll want this." Jethro said as he reached into the fridge and started grabbing beer for everyone.

"I'm sure. I bet Kelly didn't have that at sleep overs back in the day." Jenny teased as she headed to the living room to distribute the pizza.

"Absolutely not." Jethro said quickly.

"Thanks!" Eight voices chorused as Jenny and Jethro handed everybody their pizza and beer.

"Girls...we have plenty of chips, and brownies and all kinds of junk food...and definitely more beer." Jenny explained.

"I'm sure we'll need to refuel later!" Kelly said as she finished her pizza.

"I bet." Jethro said as he surveyed his living room floor that was now littered with sleeping bags, empty beer bottles and some sort of mat that he'd never seen before.

"Is that a throw rug?" Jethro asked as he pointed at the mat.

"Dad!" Kelly groaned.

Jenny chuckled.

"Jethro...it's an Ultimate Dance Revolution Party mat." Jenny explained.

"I don't get it." Jethro said as he stood there in awe.

"Is it all ready?" Jenny asked as she looked at Bethany.

"Yep...rock on." Bethany instructed as she handed Jenny a headset and turned the TV on.

Jenny put the headset on and stood on the mat. The screen on the television divided itself into two frames...the top was the video game and the bottom was fuzz, but only for a few seconds. Much to Jethro's surprise Abby's face appeared on his TV. She too was wearing a headset.

"Hey Abby!" Jenny waved as she stood in front of the TV.

"Hey Jenny!" Abby waved back.

"You ready to do this thing?" Abby asked.

"Bring it on!" Jenny yelled.

"Okay...what song?" Abby asked.

"Let's go for a level nine, it's been a good day." Jenny said as she inhaled deeply.

"How about a sexy samba?" Abby said as the other part of the screen showed what Abby was selecting.

"Fine by me." Jenny said as he planted her feet on the starting position of the mat.

The music blared through the surround sound speakers and Jenny stared at the large-screen TV that was mounted on her living room wall, she kept up with the moves as best she could, all while trying to watch Abby.

"Wow! That was intense!" Jenny said as she stepped off the mat, breathless once the song had ended.

"Our results will be up in seconds." Abby said as she reached for a bottle of water.

The screen lit up and Jenny jumped up and down and hugged Jethro when she was declared the champion of round one.

"Up next?" Abby asked as the doorbell rang.

"Hold that thought!" Kelly said as she stood up and rushed to the door.

Kelly opened the door slowly, and was shocked. For the first time in almost seventeen years she was standing face to face with her best friend Maddie Tyler. Without saying a word Maddie dropped her belongings and instantly hugged Kelly. A collective silence fell over the house as everybody realized what was taking place. Maddie was the final link to Kelly's restored past.

"I missed you." Kelly said as she held her friend tightly.

"I missed you." Maddie whispered as tears fell from her eyes.

Jenny leaned in and hugged Jethro as she watched the two young girls in the front hall reunite.

"Well...let's get back to the party!" Kelly finally said in a happy voice as she led Maddie into the living room.

"Everybody, this is Maddie. Maddie this is everybody." Kelly said with a laugh as she introduced her friend the quickest way she could think of.

"Hi Maddie." Jethro said with a wave.

"Hey Gibbs." Maddie smiled back at Jethro and then glanced at Jenny.

"What is she doing here?" Maddie said as she eyed Jenny cautiously.

"You know her?" Kelly asked quickly, trying to figure out how Jenny and Maddie knew one another.

"Yeah...she's your Dad's boss." Maddie said knowingly.

"Not anymore." Kelly said as Maddie spread out her sleeping bag.

"So she's your stepmom?" Maddie assumed quickly.

"Not yet." Kelly said with a grin as she shot her father a look.

"Well...why is she here?" Maddie pressed.

"How do you know her?" Kelly asked back.

"He never told you?" Maddie asked as she looked at Gibbs.

"Told me what?" Kelly said as she turned to her father and glared at him.

"Two years ago, I was going to college in DC. Your dad and DiNozzo saved my life." Maddie explained quickly.

"You know Tony too?" Kelly asked, satisfied with the quick explanation, knowing she'd get all the details later.

Maddie nodded.

"I'm sorry." Kelly whispered teasingly, and Jethro and Jenny both burst into laughter.

"Hey Maddie!" Abby yelled from the TV.

"Oh hey Abby!" Maddie said as she glanced at Abby.

"All right...let's dance to the death!" Maddie exclaimed as she stepped on the mat, challenging Abby to a dancing duel.

The night wore on with everybody taking turns dancing, and by the midnight Jenny was shocked when she was crowned grand champion.

"Hey Abby...aren't you three hours ahead of us?" Jethro asked as he glanced at his watch.

"Yep." Abby said as she guzzled a caf-pow.

"And isn't tomorrow Saturday?" Jethro asked quickly.

"Damn!" Abby said as her face fell, knowing exactly what that meant.

"You better get to bed." Jethro teased.

"I do have Ducky Dinner to mentally prepare for." Abby said as she waved good-bye and unplugged her headset and gaming console.

"What is a Ducky Dinner?" Kelly asked as she looked at her father.

"Dinner at Ducky's house of course, always good food, always entertaining. Mostly because of Mrs. Mallard, she means well but she has dementia. She's what some people would think of as a handful. Having the right mind set is the key to survival." Jethro explained.

"Matthew! Oh Matthew!" Jenny yelled in an accented voice.

Kelly looked at her father and Jenny in confusion.

"Mrs. Mallard calls me Matthew a lot." Jethro explained.

"And stares at your ass even more." Jenny added with a giggle.

"Okay...that's a little too much information." Kelly said as she covered her ears.

Jethro lay in bed, next to Jenny wide awake. The sounds of the sleep over were keeping him awake.

"Hey Jen?" Jethro asked quietly. If she was actually sleeping he didn't want to wake her up.

"Yeah honey?" Jenny asked.

"Why do they call it a sleep over if no sleep is involved?" Jethro questioned.

"That is what parents have been asking themselves since the beginning of time." Jenny said as she pulled her pillow over her face.

"It could be so much worse Jethro." Jenny added.

"How?" Jethro wondered.

"They could be teenagers...we'd be hearing shrieking all night long, I'll take drunk and rambling twenty-somethings over that any day." Jenny said knowingly, thinking back to all the sleep overs she had attended as a young girl.

"This is true." Jethro said as he silently thanked God that Kelly's friends were all older.

"I have a great idea!" Jenny said as she sat up in bed and reached for Jethro's cell phone.

"What?" Gibbs asked quickly as Jenny handed him the phone.

"Paybacks are a bitch." Jenny said with a wicked grin.

Jethro understood immediately, and he shuffled out the living room in his pajama pants and sweatshirt. Wordlessly, he handed Kelly his phone. Kelly stopped painting her fingernails and took the phone from her father.

"Have fun kid." Jethro said as he headed back to bed.

***SATURDAY NIGHT, DUCKY'S HOUSE***

"That's an Italian name!" Mrs. Mallard said as she opened the front door to let Tony in.

"Yep." Tony replied dryly. He was usually so well-mannered with Mrs. Mallard. Today though he cut the conversation short.

"Tony, would you mind?" Ducky urged as the team sat down at the dining room table.

Tony groaned, he was forced to take off his sunglasses.

"Tony, are you all right?" Ducky asked with concern when he saw the dark circles under Tony's eyes.

"Didn't sleep well last night. I kept getting prank calls...all night!" Tony exclaimed angrily.

"Did you inform the offender that you were a federal agent and that you would press charges?" Ducky asked.

"I did. That would be exactly when the calls to my cell stopped, and then the calls to my home phone began." Tony elaborated.

"Was it the same people?" McGee asked with a curious expression.

"Yeah." Tony said dryly.

"That's pretty bold...how could somebody just do that? I'd be so scared of getting in trouble with the law." Ziva said honestly.

"Welcome to America." Mrs. Mallard said from the far end of the table.

"Worst part of it all? I tried to trace all the numbers and they came back as unlisted. I can't even pull the area code." Tony said with a pained expression. He had literally gotten zero sleep last night, then he had been forced to work half a day and then go to dinner at Ducky's house.

"That's odd...you should be able to get some information even off of an unlisted number." McGee said as he bit his lower lip.

"Maybe it's an angry ex-girlfriend." Ziva said quietly. Tony responded by glaring at her.

"Hey McTechno...if I give you my phone could you figure this out?" Tony asked hopeful that he could track down the source of the annoying calls.

"I sure could. Make sure you have your phone Monday morning." McGee said with a smile.

"Ducky, if you don't mind, I'm going to head out. Thanks for the chow." Tony said as he stood up and excused himself.

"You're not even going to stay for dessert?" Ducky asked with a surprised look on his face. Tony always stayed for dessert.

"Sorry. Long day, long night." Tony said as he headed out the front door.

As soon as the team knew Tony was gone they all looked at one another and laughed.

"That should fix him for a good long while." Abby said as she held back laughter.

"For every prank, for every stupid nickname." McGee added.

"For everything he's ever messed with in the lab." Ducky said with a chuckle.

"For every one night stand." Mrs. Mallard chimed in.

"Well then...who wants dessert?" Ducky said as he stood up from the table clearly embarrassed by his mother's words.

Everybody raised their hands and smiled.

***BACK IN CALIFORNIA***

Jethro flipped through the call log menu on his phone.

"Seventy three placed calls. I'm proud of you kid." Jethro said as he tousled Kelly's hair.

"We're proud of you." Jenny corrected as they all sat down on the couch to watch a movie.

"Thanks." Kelly said with a grin.