Hello, everyONE! Another chapter

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"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island! Our players went on a hunt for buried treasure. AKA Gwen and Sam. Violet and Cameron tried to hide multiple personalities from Zoey but the latter spilled the beans to Scott. Way to keep a secret, Bubble boy! Cleo, out of pure desperation actually got buddy-buddy with someone on her team. In other words, Zoey. And Dakota got a little too cozy with toxic waste mutating into Dakota-zoid! But, after Scott used the invincibility statue, Dakota got the hurl of shame. Adios, Mutanate! Who'll be the next hurled? How will we injure them before hand. Find out the answer to these questions and more right here on Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!


Chapter 9: Grand Chef Auto!


Morning...

Chris was cranking an old-timey bull horn from on top of the cabin. "Good Morning, campers! Today we have a very special treat."

"Fantasy football?!" Lightning asked, pretending to throw a foot ball.

Zoey gasped, "Espressos?"

"Helicopter bear hunt?" Scott asked, hopefully.

"A challenge that wont potentially kill us?" Violet asked, yawning a bit.

"Nope! It's merge day!" Chris announced. "No more Team Rat. Not more Team Maggot!" Chris jumped off the roof of the former Team Maggot's cabin roof. "From now on, It's every man, woman, and Cameron for themselves."


TD Confessional:

Jo leaned on the wall of the confessional, "The merge. Finally. All that 'team' hooey was chafing my butt. Lightning's been pretty useful though I may keep him around a little longer. Just to intimidate the others."

Cleo sat cross legged, "Oh, dear Dracula! Finally! I've been waiting forever for the merge! Now, I can leave that stupid girl Zoey! All she goes on about it Mike this! Mike that! I hope they both gets voted off next! After, Scott, of course. Now, Violet I have no qualms about. She's strong and generally quiet. A little moody but no one's perfect. Not even me. Not yet anyway and that's saying something. And now that there's no more teams, Jean can be my henchman again! N-Not that I really wanted him to!"

"I am so glad I can finally leave Jo and Lightning. Those two are too... Themselves for me. That and Cleo and I can be a team now." Jean blushed.


"Chef! Drop it like its hot!" Chris said into his walkie talkie. Chef pulled a lever allowing the helicopter to drop it's load.

"You crushed out cabin with a block of solid concrete!?" Cleo yelled.

"I had a bunch left over from building a monument to myself. I call it, Mount Chrismore!" It was a giant carving in the distance in the shape of Chris' face.

"From now on you'll all share one tiny crummy little cabin." Chris said.

"But all our stuff was in there!" Zoey yelled.

"Yes. And because I am nice. And not heartless, I'll help you get it out." Chris said. While the others got hopeful looks on her faces, Violet folded her arms skepticaly. "One McLean brand pickaxe." He pulled out a tiny toy pickaxe, "Children size. Enjoy! Later, taters!" He grabbed on the ladder of the helicopter and he was slammed into the bottom of the bottom on the copter. "Ouch! Chef!"

"Wait a minute. Where's Bruno?" Violet asked. Before she could worry, she felt something rubbing up against her leg. She picked him up. "Bruno. Oh, thank goodness."

"Ha! Glad that wasn't our cabin!" Jo said.

"Score one for team dude!" Lightning said lightly punching Jo's arm. He turned to Nikolai and Jean. "By the way you two are out of team dude."

"Yeah, we don't need you guys slowing us down." Jo said, smirking.

"Fine by me." Jean said walking over the the former team Maggot.

"Thank, god. And here I was beginning to thing that there was none." Nikolai said hatefully following behind Jean, making Jo glare in anger.

"Hey, Jo. Now that the teams are disbanded, If you want some brains to complement your brawn, maybe we can make an arrangement." Cameron suggested.

"Nice try, chicken legs. But, I've already got my quarterback." Jo said, sticking a thumb in Lightning's direction.

Lighting was lifting a huge log with one hand, "We are going all the way to the finals! 205, 6, 7, 8, 10, uh... 9!"

"How do you function!?" Cleo asked, flabbergasted at Lightning inability to count.


Zoey was trying to cut her way through the debris with the tiny pickaxe, "Aw, come on! Gimmie my clothes back!"

"Hey, Zoey. They're probably to big but, But I found a pair of Bricks boots, if you want them. "

"Aw... Mike, you are so sweet. Especially, now that you've stopped doing those crazy characters." Zoey said. The smell of the shoes made her sway and fall off of the roof and on top of Mike. "Wow, You're a real life saver."


TD Confessional:

"I don't even know how many times Mike saved my butt. Mike, if you're watching this. Me and my butt thank you." Zoey said.


"Hey, lookie lookie. Multiple Mike thinks he's a ladies man. What a loser." Scott said.

"Scott, you cant talk about Mike's Multiple personality disorder! He told me about that in strict aspiring doctor-patient confidentiality." Cameron whispered. "Besides, he's got it under control."

"Oh, does he?" Scott asked, smirking.

"Yes! Although some are harder to contain. Every time Mike looses his shirt Vito pops out. But- But you cant say anything!" Cameron said. "Please!"

"Relax, Bubble Boy. I ain't a squealer. That's your job." Scott said, walking away.

A human shadow towered over Cameron's short form, "Cameron...? What were you and Scott talking about?" Said boy turned around to see Violet looking down at him, though her face didn't show it, he could see the ominous feeling radiating from her. Violet's eyes flashed red quickly before becoming blue again. "Well?"

Cameron shook with fear, "I'm sorry! Scott knows about Mike! I am so bad at keeping secrets!" Violet looked at him in confusion.


TD Confessional:

"Violet can be so scary when she's mad..." Cameron said, "Wait, when she's mad? Why didn't I think of that before! Melancholy, fear, bravery, Joy... But, she never mentioned anger... Strange. Maybe she's incapable of feeling anger?"

"What's Cameron so afraid of? All I did was ask him what he and Scott were talking about and then he suddenly tells me that he told Scott about Mike." Violet sighed. "This is bad. Scott having any kind of sensitive information is bad. Ow!" she grabbed her head in pain.


"Challenge time!" Chris announced, "Today It's all about grabbing em' and tagging em'! And to show you how it's done, I give you total drama's favorite juvenile delinquent, Duncan." Cleo perked at the mention of the punk. The mohawked boy was rolled in bound by rope and muzzled. "Duncan owes me some camera time for skipping out on total drama World tour, so I saved an extra painful challenge demo Just for him. "

"Eat Dirt, McLean!" Duncan said. His eyes met Cleo's and she waved so no one could see.

"No that's your job!" Chris said, pointing to Duncan. "First up! The Smash and Grab. Hidden somewhere in the mess hall are ten keys to Chef's prize collection of vintage go carts. Some drive like well oiled machines. Others not so much."

Chef was not okay with this plan, "Chris! Don't let these clowns drive my carts! They're gonna smash them!"

"Yes. And car crashes equal ratings. Demo time Duncan! Chef let this perp out on a day pass." Chris said.

The second he was free, Duncan threw off the muzzle and ran off in to the forest. "Finally! Later, Cleo! HAHAHAHAHA!" Duncan yelled.

"Probably should have seen that coming." Chris said, folding his arms.

"Y'know what's funny? I saw that coming." Cleo said grinning. "What an idiot."

"How does he know you?" Jean asked, confused.

"Oh, yeah. Duncan's my big brother." Cleo said, to him. Everyone was shocked, "What? I did say my brother liked to blow stuff up."

Scott pulled Mike to the side post everyone's shock, making Violet narrow her eyes. Before she could protest, she was interrupted by Nikolai, "Hey, Violet! It's been awhile."

"Uh, yeah. Hey, Nikolai." Violet said. Violet looked over at Scott with suspicion.

"So, uh. How are you doing?" Nikolai asked. She didn't respond, "Violet?"

"Huh? I'm fine." Violet said, directing her attention towards the boy.

"Here's the deal. You help me win today's challenge and I wont tell Zoey the truth about funny characters." Scott said, making a looping motion next to his head with his finger.

"How do you know about that?" Mike asked, shocked.

"Sorry..." Cameron said.


TD Confessional:

"Scott. Of all the people to find out! Maybe I should take Violet's advice and just tell her. I mean she's chill. She can handle multiple personalities, right? She wont think i'm just some freakish weirdo, right?" He gasped and Chester popped out. "Sure, and my saggy old butt will get crowned Miss Canada." Chester used the toilet paper as a sash, "Here, I am! Miss Canadaaaa~"

"I just need to get Violet's attention and get to know her a little better. If my plan works we'll be Geoff and Bridgette status!" Nikolai said.


"Players! Commence smashing and/or grabbing! Now!"

"Okay, a key. Where would Chris hide a key?" Mike picked up a salt shaker and held it above his face, allowing salt to fall into his eye. "Salt! Ahh!"

"Ready new teammate?" Jo asked, with her hand on a cabinet handle.

"I was born ready!" Lightning said. Jo opened the door half expecting something to come out and attack, her reasoning for getting out of the way and leaving Lightning in the line of fire.

"No key here. Oh, well. At least this challenge isn't dangerous." As Jo said this a huge cockroach was sitting on her arm and attached itself to her face.

"I bet there's a key under here." Cameron said, reaching under the kitchen table. He pulled out a bag, "Peanuts? Hello, increased stamina." When he reached his hand underneath again, something bit his hand making him yell in pain.

Jean was looking in a cabinet and Cleo bent over into a barrel looking for a key. She went in too far and fell in, "Ugh, I'm stuck and this barrel stinks!"

Jean pulled his head out of cabinet, "Want me to help?" When he climbed down all he saw was a pair of purple and white striped panties with little skulls on them. He yelled in shock immediately pulled her out, so no one else would see them. He covered his face in shame.

"What?! What's wrong!?" Cleo exclaimed when she was free.

"N-Nothing, I was just really scared that you were hurt..." Jean said, rubbing the back of his head and blushing heavily.

"Really? You... You were worried about me?" Cleo asked.

"Y-Yeah, I was..." Jean said.


TD Confessional:

"I didn't know Jean cared that much about me." Cleo said.

Jean covered his face in shame, "I saw something I shouldnt have and I lied to the girl of my dreams. Well... It wasnt lying exactly. If I thought she was actually in trouble I would have been really worried... I'm surprised she wears such... cute underwear. Oh, god. I'm terrible! Wait, what if her brother sees this?" His eyes widened in fear, "What if my mom sees this?! I am so dead! Chris, you gotta cut part that out! Seriously, please!"


Violet rummaged around some drawers as Nikolai kept trying to make small talk with her, "So uh, what's your favorite color? I bet it's Violet." he laughed awkwardly.

She rolled her eyes at the joke, "Very funny. I've heard that once before."

"Really? Now, that I think about it that makes sense. From who, pray tell?" He asked.

"From Mike, actually." She said looking under one of the sinks.

His eyes narrowed, "Mike, huh...? Hey, Violet?"

"Hmm?"

"Do you like Mike?" He asked, folding his arms.

"Why wouldn't I? He's really nice." Violet said, moving plates around.

Nikolai smacked his forehead, "I mean, y'know, like romantically." Violet slammed her head on the top of the sink's cabinet.

She came from under there and looked at him as if he was insane, "What kind of question is that? Of course, I dont."

Nikolai immediately regretted the question, "O-Oh, uh..."

"Isn't it obvious that Mike and Zoey like each other? They're my friends. Why do you think I would want anything more than a platonic relationship with Mike?" Violet asked, annoyedly.

"I-I didn't mean- It was... just a question- I'm sorry, Violet..." Nikolai stuttered. Violet scoffed and walked away,


TD Confessional:

"I'm such an idiot! I shouldn't have let my jealousy cloud my thought! Now she'll never like me..." Nikolai said. "No... I cant up give up. But, there's something about Violet. She doesn't catch on to flirting or stuff like that. I wonder... Maybe I should try something more forward."


Scott sat lazily on the counter top as Mike held his hand over his eye, injured from the salt, looking for a key. "Mike? Open the broom closet for me?"

"Do it yourself." Mike said, annoyed.

"Oh, Zoey~" Scott called with no real intention of calling her over.

Mike sighed in defeat, "Fine! Ooo, brooms I'm so scared..." Suddenly, a large roach attached to face. "Ah! Scott! You-"

"Nope. No keys in here." Scott said, smirking.

"I think I found something." Zoey said, before something pulled onto her head. "Hey! AHH! Mike!"

Mike ran over to her, "Zoey!"

"A little help?!" Zoey asked.

"Oh, Mike?" Scott called, holding up a garbage bag. "Root through this garbage. Now."

As Zoey's head was being pulled further into the bucket Mike walked over to Scott. "Oh... Gross. Oh, Ew, Ew, Ew!"

"Whoa, Zoey!" Violet exclaimed. She went over to Zoey and helped pull her head out of the bucket. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm okay now. If Mike had helped!" Zoey yelled, looking over at him.


TD Confessional:

"Okay. I get that we're all going for the million bucks, but ditching me to help Scott! What is Mike's deal!?"

"Mike would never leave Zoey to help Scott of all people. Something's up. And I'm going to find out. Ow! I don't know how much of this I can take..." Violet said.


Lightning pulled the giant cockroach off of Jo's face and it was launched onto Mike's crotch. Mike yelled and tried to punch it off as Scott lounged against a wall, laughing at him. "Jo! I got one! Go, Team Dude! Yeah, baby!" Lightning yelled when he found a key on top of the cabinet.

"Hey!" Jo yelled.


TD Confessional:

"Jock Strap still doesn't get it. To the boss go the spoils. And I'm the boss! Ergo, he should be spoiling me. Maybe he's out lived his usefulness, after all.


"Gimmie that key!" Zoey yelled, stuffing the mop into the bucket hurting the giant roach inside. It coughed up the key. "Sweet! "

As Violet searched for a place she hadn't looked yet, she tripped over a floor mat. "Ow... Huh? This mat wasn't here last time we had to search the kitchen." The mat read, 'McLean Brand Floor Mats'. Violet rolled her eyes and thought for a moment. 'There's no way.' Violet lifted the rug and there was a key underneath. "Now, why didn't I think of that sooner?"

Jo stuck her hand into a garbage can and yanked out another silver key.
"Hey, Jean I found two keys!" Cleo exclaimed, opening a cookie jar on top of the cabinet near the oven.

"That's awesome. Lets go!" Jean said. Cleo handed him a key and they left.

Nikolai sighed, not even looking for the key anymore, "What am I gonna do? Gotta think..." He leaned up against the silverware drawer and was stabbed in the back with something, "OW! Hey, a key!" He left the kitchen as well.

Cameron, after being beaten up by the giant cockroach, was thrown from underneath the table and he coughed up a key, "Yes! Uhoowww..."

Scott was breaking jars and a key fell from out of it, "Bingo." He looked at mike as he rubbed his head in pain. "Whoa, there's a gold key?"

"I found it in the garbage." Mike said.

"You need to give me that key." Scott said.

"Aw, Come on!" Mike complained.

"Oh, Zoey~" Scott called once again to black mail Mike. He sighed and switched keys with Mike, "Pleasure doing blackmail with ya."

"You let them trash my kitchen?! Chris, man. You know how long that's gonna take to clean up?" Chef said angrily as they stood outside the mess hall.

"Buddy. Brother from another mother. Relax, It's cool." Chris handed him a mop. "See? I got you a new mop." Chef growled in anger and and broke the mop. _

Chef's junkyard...

"Say hello to challenge parte deux. Grand Chef Auto! You've each been given a can of spray paint and a GPS map of the island. Your mission, race your go cats around the island and be first to graffiti tag three land marks. the rock wall of mount looming disaster, the spooky in the haunted forest, and the tippy top of a giant totem pole. Oh, and the go carts, you'll have to steal them. From Chef. The first player to success fully tag all three land marks wins immunity and gets to chose who will be eliminated. Alright, aaaaand GO!"

The players stood before Chef, who glared "Ooo, Chef's gonna stare us to death. Big deal." Jo said, hi-fiving Lightning.

"Nobody touches my stuff..." Chef said darkly. "Nobody." He snapped his fingers and a bunch of squirrels appeared.

"Laser Squirrels!" Cameron yelled. The squirrels violently attacked them.

Chris laughed as he lounged in a lawn chair, "I love it when Chef gets mad, don't you? Who will survive his wrath find out after the break. Right here on Total. Drama! Revenge of the island!"


The squirrels were relentlessly attacking the players, Lightning and Jo were cornered by Chef, "Heh, Heh, Heh... Game over. You're coming with me."

"Stay away from me!" Cleo said, running from the laser squirrels.

Jean noticed this and grabbed a tire. "Watch out!" He swung the tire in front of them, "I'm not letting you hurt her!" In response the squirrels began attacking Jean. He ran with them chasing him. "Cleo, go get a cart!"

"But... Ugh!" She looked over at the carts and back to Jean. She blushed hard and ran away from the squirrels with him.

"Cleo?" Jean yelled. "Why didn't you go get the cart?!"

"I wont leave you..." She said, looking away blushing. "I-I mean you saved me plenty of times this is the least I can do for my henchman."

"Cleo..." Jean said touched by her words. And closed his eyes for a moment and stopped running.

"Jean?" Cleo asked. "What're you doing! Those things are dangerous!"

"I'm gonna protect you, Cleo." and picked up the tire slamming it on top of the squirrels, trapping them. "Oh, man I cant believe that actually worked! Are you okay, Cleo?"

"Y-Yeah... I'm okay." Cleo walked towards him and gave him a kiss on the cheek, "That was really brave of you, Jean." Jean's eyes widened and he collapsed in joy.


TD Confessional:

"I don't want wanna sound all mushy and annoying like Zoey, but Jean was so gallant in the way he saved me! He just may be my prince, my Mate of Fate, If you will." She swooned.

Jean was still shell shocked, "She... She kissed me. She actually kissed me! Does this mean she likes me?! I don't know what to do!"


"They're in my hair!" Zoey yelled. There were Squirrels biting her head.

"Zoey!" Mike yelled, about to help her until Scott stopped next to him.

"Mike, cover me while I grab my go cart." Scott ordered.

"Oh, you've got be kiddi-oh!" Scott grabbed him my his arms, "Oh, fine."

Nikolai ducked behind a tower of tires were Violet was kneeling down. She was glaring at Scott. "What is up with them? I'm gonna have to find time to ask Mike." Violet said quietly.

"Violet?" Nikolai called.

"Huh?" she turned to the voice. "Nikolai?"

Nikolai took a breath, "Violet, I wanted to apologize for what I-"

Cameron hopped by in pain, "Ow! Ow! Ow!" The squirrels were biting him on his arms and legs. "They're all over me!"

"Cameron. I'm coming!" Violet ran out of her hiding sot and pulled the tiny monsters off. When they were about to jump on her, She broke a part off of the wooden fence and she smacked them away.

Nikolai looked at her in awe, "Whoa... I think I'm in love..." he whispered.

"They're back!" The squirrels were coming back and kept coming in larger numbers. "What do we do now?"

"I've got it!" Cameron pulled out a bag of peanuts, getting the squirrels attention, "You want em'? Go fetch!" The squirrels that were on Zoey also ran for the bag.

The bag landed in Jo's hoodie. "What the-" The squirrels began to chase Chef, Jo and Lightning.

"Phew... That was close. Thanks, Violet." Cameron said.

"You're welcome." Violet said, tossing down the wooden board.

"But, something confuses me. Usually Fea would come out in a situation like this. But, she didn't." Cameron said, "Weird."


TD Confessional:

"Cameron's right... Fea usually comes out when I'm scared and I was scared out of my mind. Come to think of it the day before yesterday no one came out, I was changing all day yesterday and today none of my personalities have coming out..." She gripped her head, "Ow! It's... Pulsating now...? What is wrong with me?"

"Darn it, Cam! I'm trying to apologize here!" Nikolai complained.


"My first time behind the wheel!" Cameron exclaimed happily.

"Gold key, Gold car. That's a recipe for victory. Giddy up!" Scott said, putting the key into ignition. When he realized he wasn't going anywhere he looked down at his car and realized that instead of front wheels there were cinder blocks. "Huh? Hey, no fair!"

"Oh, I dunno. I think you got what you deserved." Mike said, putting the key into his fully functional car.

Scott got back out of his car his car, "Give me my key back!"

"Whoa, not so fast. No take backs on carts. Especially, the pooey-er ones." Chris said interfering.

"Get me to the finish line." Scott whispered menacingly. He tied his immobile car to Mike's car and poked him with a stick. "Move it, Slow poke."

"Is that stick really necessary?" Mike asked.

"Not really." Scott said, amused at Mike's discomfort.

"Let's get going." Violet said, putting her car into ignition.

"Violet seriously. I have to talk to you." Nikolai said, climbing into his car.

"I'm sure it can wait." She said, driving off.

Scott eyes widened when Violet and Zoey zoomed past him and Mike, who were moving incredibly slowly.

Cleo watched the others get their carts and panicked, "We can't let them beat us! Get up, Jean!" she yelled, shaking the boy.

"What?! Where?!" He got up looking around rapidly.

"No time to explain! We gonna hurry!" She grabbed his hand ran with Jean to the carts.

"You cant do this!" Jo yelled, from the inside of a jail that she shared with Lightning. Chef looked extremely pleased with himself.

"Yeah! Lightning can't be caged!" Lightning yelled.

"Tell it to your prison guard." Chef said pointing his thumb in the direction of Fang who was chained to a stump and was itching to attack the teens. Chef walked away laughing maniacally.

"First land mark and first to tag it!" Zoey said. Spray painting a heart on the mountain. Yes! Go team Zoey!

Violet came up behind her, "And I'm second." She spray painted a crescent moon next to Zoey heart. They fived and ran back to their cars.

"Nice one, guys." Cameron said,

"Thanks." Violet said.

"Good luck, Cam!" Zoey said. The two girls drove off.

"Aw, man! I missed her!" Nikolai complained. He tagged the mountain with a star.

"What to tag? What to tag?" Cameron pondered. "Oh!" He began to spray the purple paint.

Mike and Scott finally arrived, "You wait here. I'm tagging first." Scott sprayed an 'X' on the rock while Mike sprayed a check mark.

Mike looked at Cameron's spray paint art, "Wow, Cam but you don't have to-" before he could finish, Scott honked his horn. "Y-You dont have to-" He honked again. "Alright, I'm coming!"

Cameron stopped painting, "What? What was that?" He shrugged his shoulders and continued.

Cleo and Jean came next, "Oh no! We're in last!" Cleo marked the mountain with black bat wings.

"At least we're not with Chef like, Jo and Lightning." Jean said, smiling. He spray painted a while daisy. They ran back to their cars.

With Jo and Lightning...

"Way to go, Jock Strap!" Jo complained

"Do not Disrespect the Lightning." Jo blew her whistled, silencing the quarter back.

"Zip it! What we need is a play. Can you bend these bars?" Jo asked.

"Like straws. What about him?" He said, referring to Fang.

"Leave fin face to me." Jo said, menacingly. Lightning began to bend the bars.

"Two down and we're in the lead!" Zoey said, happily after she and Violet left their marks on the giant tree.

Violet nodded, "This is going well. All that's left is the totem pole." They drove off as Mike and Scott arrived. Scott had spent the entire drive poking Mike with a stick.

"Oh, Mike." He sang, "Go check if it's safe."

"Yeah, Yeah." Mike said. Suddenly, a squid tentacle grabbed him and beat him up.

"Best blackmail ever!" Scott said, gleefully.

"Shaaa-nah!" Lightning finally pulled the bars open allowing them to escape.

"Nice. Now for that shark!" Jo pushed Lightning out of the jail and into Fang, who bit his butt. "Nice knowing ya, Shark bait! Drivers ed, don't fail me now!" Her car drove like it was old, stopping in the middle of driving and driving again.

"Did Jo leave me behind?" Lightning asked, in shock. "On purpose!? I gotta catch up so I can punch his lying face!" He tried to get away but Fang's grip on his but was too strong. "Quit chewing my butt, man! I'll take you to Scott!" At the mention of his mortal enemy, Fang drove the cart. "Go team, Lightning!"

He got a distorted message from an unconscious Chris on his GPS, "Listen up, three land marks wasn't hard enough. So, I added a fourth. It a doozy. A mountain side right near the center of the island. Now get tagging and don't spare the paint. McLean out."

Chef held a broken Chris doll and a tape recorder, "Nobody touches my stuff. Nobody! AHAHAHAHAH!"

Cameron finally finished his masterpiece, a picture of Chris handing the million to him, "Magnifico!" Jo drove up behind him.

"Why are you still here, bubble head?" Jo said, putting a circle and a line through his face. "It's a race, not Art School!" he face palmed, realizing his mistake.

"Oh... We're first to the top... Come on, come on." Zoey said, cheering herself on as she and Violet climbed up to the top of the pole. "One more to tag and we've one this thing, Violet."

"Yeah, Zoey. Then you can choose who to vote off." Violet replied.

"Mike, give me a boost?" Scott said.

"Stop helping him and help yourself!" Zoey yelled down.

"I am! Honest!" Mike said, as Scott stepped on his face.

"Ha ha! In your face!" Zoey said about to spray the pole.

"In yours." Scott threw his can at her face knocking her off and taking Violet's can down with her.

Violet's eye's flashed red for a split second, "Scott!" she yelled.

"AH! Help!" Zoey yelled, hanging from the wing of the pole, while Violet's can landed on the top of the Wing.

Scott quickly climbed up the pole, "Whoopsie!"

"Zoey! Hold on!" Mike said, trying to climb up to save his crush, until Scott came down after marking the pole first and knocked him down.

"I'm gonna need a tow to the last land mark." Scott said.

"Tow yourself! I'm helping Zoey!" Mike said, about to climb the pole again.

"Fine. I'll just get a list from someone else." Scott said, pulling off Mike's shirt, releasing Vito.

"Oh, no." Violet said, she climbed a little further down, since she could reach her can from where she was. "This is bad. Very, very bad. Where's Cameron when you need him?" She sprayed a moon onto the pole.

"Ay yo, Bro. You seen Anne Maria?" Vito asked, unaware that Anne Maria was gone.

"Yeah." Scott said, laughing deviously. "Give me a tow and I'll show ya!"

"You got it, Bro." Vito said, following Scott.

"Mike?" Zoey called, "MIKE!"

"Did I just see what I think I just saw?" Nikolai said, as he arrived with a flat tire. Cleo and Jean were right behind him. "That is cold."

"What just happened?" Jean asked surprised, helping Cleo out of her car.

Cleo looked up at Zoey and raised an eyebrow, "Mike left Zoey for Scott? I guess there's a first for everything."

Jo was currently, and slowly, driving to the second landmark. She sniffed the air, "If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that smell's like... Testosterone! NO!" Lightning and Fang sped past her.

"Take that, Coach!" Lightning yelled behind him. "Sha-bam!"


"Zoey take my hand." Violet said, helping Zoey up.

"Can you believe him?!" Zoey exclaimed angrily.

"No. No, I cant." Violet replied. 'Scott's gone too far this time.'

"He just left me! And Went with Scott of all people!" Zoey was so angry that stomped down on the wing, making it break. Zoey and Violet fell down to Cameron's cart and launched him up to the top of the totem pole.

"Aw, come on!" Cleo yelled.

"What the- Why didn't I think of that!?" Nikolai asked. He was only half way up the pole along with Cleo and Jean who were right below him.

"Hey! Cool! Top of the pole! Thanks you guys!" Cameron said, happily.

"Cant talk! Gotta go punch Mike!" Zoey said angrily walking back to her cart. "Or Vito! Or whatever his name is!"

"Oh, no! Vito! We've got to stop her!" Cameron exclaimed.

"Cameron jump and I'll catch you! We'll get her faster!" Violet yelled up.
Cameron's eyes bugged out, "Jump?! This is way to high to jump!"

"We have to help Zoey and Mike! Trust me!" She said, Cameron gulped and let go of his grip on the pole and fell safely into Violet's arms.

"I'm alive! Thanks, Violet!" Cameron exclaimed. "Let's go!"

"Wait, Violet! I have something to tell you!" Nikolai said,

"It can wait, Nikolai. I have to catch up to Zoey and Mike!" Violet explained. She and Cameron drove off.

Nikolai sighed, "She's just not that into you, Nikolai." Jean said. "Sorry, man."

"No. I cant give up. Not yet!" Nikolai Sprayed his star and quickly climbed down, driving after Violet.

"He sure is persistent." Cleo said, after she and Jean got back into their cars.

"Yeah, a little too much, I think." Jean said, worriedly, "Sooner or later, he might do something he'll regret."


TD Confessional:

"I was so busy going solo, that I forgot about Mike and Violet! Being a good friend is harder than it looks." Cameron said.

Violet glared at the camera as her eyes flashed red and became a steady blue, "Scott took advantage of Mike's MPD. And he's gonna wish he hadn't." she realized what she just and gripped her head again as it began to hurt, "Ow... I've never been... vengeful like that before."

"I think Nikolai's crush is becoming a borderline obsession." Jean said. "I should talk to him."


Lightning climbed the totem pole as Fang watched and waited in the car. Chris and Chef drove up towards the pole, "And the winner of Grand Chef Auto is- Where is everyone?"

"Going for that last land mark! The extra one that you added!" Lightning said, jumping into his cart and Fang drove off.

"What last landmark?" Chris said confused, as Chef whistled in mock innocence. He looked down at the GPS and gasped, "Mount Chrismore! Duncan!"

"That Duncan is one baaaad dude." Chef said smirking.

"Drive! We have to terminate this challenge with extreme prejudice!" Chris yelled, following the teen.

Vito and Scott were first to arrive, "Kay' ere' we go. Where's the club?" Vito asked.

"Right here." Scott said, hitting him upside the head with a blunt club shaped object, knocking him out.

Next to arrive was an angry Zoey, "Mike! We! Are! Done! Not that we ever even starte-!" She saw his unconscious form and all the anger she felt at that moment melted away. "Mike? Mike? Mike!"

In Mike's subconscious plain...

"Zoey?" Mike asked, hearing Zoey voice in his head. He got up from his position on the floor of his subconscious. "Where am I?"

"Ay, yo!" Vito said, getting Mike's attention. "We're all in your flippin mind!"

"It's a subconscious, ya Salami head!" Chester said, limping into Mike's view.

"I think it's time we show you who is boss!" Svetlana said, with her hands on her hips.

Suddenly a rope captured him. It was Manitoba, "Yeah! This shrimp keeps getting in my way with the ladies!"

"I'm in the way? You guys have been pushing me around way too long. It's payback time!" Mike said, before his personalities all jumped him.

On the outside...

Mike was fighting his own body for control, "Mike! What is wrong with you?!"

"He's fighting his multiple personalities for control!" Cameron exclaimed, when he and Violet arrived. When he realized that he'd just blurted out Mike's secret. "What is wrong with me?!"

"Zoey raised an eyebrow, "Multiple personalities?" She looked over at Violet.

Violet nodded, "I can confirm since I have it as well." Cameron looked up at her in shock and she shugged her shoulders, "If It's Zoey, than it's alright."

"Mike! Can you hear me?! Mike!" Zoey called.

Inside Mike's subconscious...

He heard Zoey calling for him and it gave him the strength to fight back. "That is it!" He said, punching Vito in the face. "I'm taking control! Starting now!" His pesonalities were laying in a pile when he was finished with them. "There! That's more like it! From now on, this brain is under new management! Mine!"

Back on the outside...

Mike finally stopped spazing out, "Mike. Mike? Are you okay?" Zoey said, running to him.

Mike smiled brightly at her, "Better than okay! I won!"


TD Confessional:

"I don't know how it happened, but somewhere in my brain I head Zoey yelling. And the idea of losing my one shot at with the coolest girl ever just made me... kinda loose it." Mike said.


"Zoey, listen." Mike said taking her hand in his. "My characters. They're not just for show. I have multiple personalities."

"Yeah, I know. Cameron and Violet just told me." Zoey said.

"Sorry!" They said.

"I should have told you first. I just didn't want you to think that I was a total freak." Mike explained. "Because the real me, really likes you. A lot."

Zoey laughed, "Are you kidding? I love odd balls! And You're officially the coolest one ever. Multiple just means there's more Mike to love."

"Mission successful." Cameron said, fist bumping Violet. "Now all we have to do it figure out why your personalities are suddenly fluctuating between active and inactive."

"So this is 'Mount Chrismore'?" Jean said, when he, Cleo, and Nikolai arrived.

"Vandalize Chris' pride and joy? My pleasure." She said, spraying a bat wings on the concrete statue.

"Score one for the Scott master." Scott was on hanging off the statue about to vandalize it, When Lightning and Fang were launched from their cart. Fang caught Scott in his mouth, while Lightning Spray painted a huge red lightning bolt along Chris' face.

"Sha-B-B-B-B-BAM!"

"My face! My beautiful fifty foot concrete face! Did oyu have to stop at the drive thru!?" Chris yelled. Chef responded by slurping his soda.

"Chris! I'd like to make my vote! Jo is outta here!" Lightning said pointing to Jo who finally arrived in her malfunctioning car.

"No. No vote for you." Chris said, putting his hand in Lighting face.

"What!?" Lightning exclaimed.

"You fell for an obvious prank by Duncan." Chris said.

"Duncan?" Cleo asked, "Duncan is was more destructive than that."

"Got that right. That wasn't me, bro. Sorry." Duncan said, before pressing a red button on a remote, exploding the statue. "Now that, that was me." Cleo ran over to him and they hi-fived.

"That was awesome, Bro!" Cleo said, before they both burst out laughing. Chef joined in as well making Chris glare angrily at him.

Fang was happily walking by with Scott in his mouth when Scott sprayed inside his mouth, making Fang spit him out. "Oh, darn he was almost eaten. What a tragedy." Nikolai said, sarcastically.


Campfire Ceremony...

"The real final landmark was the totem pole. So Immunity and today's sole vote goes to the first person who completely tagged it, Scott!"

"Yeah!" He cheered, making everyone aside from Jo and Lightning widen their eyes in shock.

"Scott, eliminate the player of your choice." Chris said, making a throat slit with his fingers. "Choose Lightning."

Lightning stood up in outrage, "No! Eliminate Jo! He's a rat!"

"Eeni meeni miini moh, who's the biggest loosy-o." Scott said. "It's Mike."

Zoey gasped as if saying, 'No it cant be!'

"Thanks for towing me to victory." Scott mocked, making Zoey and Violet glare hard at him.

"Mike, the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom is yours." Chris said, said smiling without a care in the world.

"We're gonna miss you, Mike." Cameron said, patting his shoulder.

"Absolutely. You were the best." Violet nodded in agreement.

"Bros forever?" Nikolai said offering a fist.

"Totally. You guys are the best." He said, fist pumping Nikolai.

"Okay, enough with the friendship. Chef?" Chris said. Chef knocked the group down and dragged Mike to the dock.


"Well, Mike. It was nice knowing you. All four of you. Or was it five. So hard to keep track." Chris said.

"Mike!" Zoey called, running to the catapult, "Aww... And we were just finally getting to know each other."

Mike pulled out a necklace with an insignia of his face on it, "I have something for you to remember me by."

"Oh, it's beautiful." She said taking it. "I wish we had more time together."

"Well, I probably have time for a good-bye kiss." Mike said. They were inches from kissing when Mike was launched.

"Or not." Chris said, smiling smugly. "Who will be the next looser hurled? What humiliating challenges lie in store? And where will I build my next monument to me find out next time on total drama Revenge of the island."


Inside Violet's subconscious plain...

The personalities were all sitting in the common room of the castle. Joy was knitting, Fea was in her usual spot in fetal position in the corner and Victory was lying on the floor, flipping through a comic book.

"You guys... I'm worried." Melancholy said, walking into the room. She looked like the rest of the girls except her eyes and hair streaks were gray, also there were clown like tear marks on her cheeks. She wore a permanently grim look on her face.

"You and Fea are always worrying about something or another." Victori said, not looking up from the comic book in her hand. She flipped another page, "But, only when you're not moping around and Fea is hiding somewhere, that is."

Joy put down her knitting needles and turned her attention to Mel, "What's wrong, Mel?" She crossed her legs on the mauve colored couch across from the somber girl.

"You guys... haven't noticed?" Mel asked, shyly. "There have been alot strange occurrences happening."

"Strange occurrences like what?" Victori said, kicking her legs childishly. "I haven't noticed anything."

"Well, for one I haven't been out in a very long time..." Mel said, looking away from the group.

"Isn't that a good thing? That would mean Violet is feeling sorrow." Victori said, rolling back onto her stomach.

"Aside from that, I think I understand what she's talking about. Strange occurrences like when I was speaking to Mike about something, I was forced out of control. And It wasn't Violet." Joy explained, folding her arms.

Victori rolled onto her back, "Ohhhhhh, I remember that. I was watching over Violet and she just disappeared suddenly. It was weird."

"I-If something like happened Why wouldn't you tell anyone!?" Fea yelled.

"No worries, Fear!" Victory said, happily. "I'm sure it's all good!"

"I don't get how you can be so calm?" Fea said, tucking her head into her knees.

Victori rolled onto her side, bumping into Joy's legs, "I don't get how you can be so... Not calm? Probably, cause I'm awesome."

Joy looked down at the restless girl, "Victori? You're been checking the door regularly, right?"

Victori rolled across the room and into Fea, making her flinch, "Uh, yah. The door always looks the same, chained and creepy."

"If it's not that than what could it possibly be?" Joy

Elsewhere...

The chains on the locked door of darkness was slowly cracking and chipping away. "My time will come..."


Foreshadowing~ And yeah, OMG, I HATE Scott! ...Who am I kidding I LOVE Scott and I hate him. Luckily he's gonna get his. So, Yeah. You guys are great, really. And I would love it if you could give me some Ideas for upcoming challenges. Thanks! Leave you're idea's in the reviews. And For all the people who wanna see Violet as Melancholy, I am SO SO Sorry! I've been finding it hard to bring about something to make her sad... She's my brain-child. But, I'll do it for you guys. Thanks for reading! Don't forget to review!