Anti-Bugs Bunny Alliance Ch9

A/N: Okay this is officially the longest story I've written without giving up, I know not the greatest of achievements, but I thought it was worth mentioning. Anyway, I would like to thank anyone who has reviewed my story so far and I hope they keep reading.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story.

Daffy continued to point the gun at Bugs with shaky hands, the other villains stood to the side their patience running thin, Judge Doom just stood with an evil grin as Daffy struggled to figure out what to do.

Judge Doom: well, go ahead, I know how you always wanted to, now's your chance. Unless….. it was your all talk and one of us has to do it. Though if that was the case…. then there might be some legal problem that could lead to… some rather harsh consequences.

Daffy gulped, before sucking it in and saying.

Daffy: Ov Coursthe not. I justh need a minute to take it all in.

Daffy turned back to Bugs giving him a look that said; I'm sorry, and hoping no one else saw it. He squinted his eyes and took a deep breath and steadied his hands. Bugs closed his eyes.

BANGBANG!

Bugs opened his eyes, as the two weasel henchmen lay on the floor dissolving, their colors running on the floor.

Daffy: Go!

Daffy said, as he tried to point the gun at the Judge, but he tased the duck before he could do anything. Daffy lost consciousness and blacked out.

Daffy woke up in a cell rubbing his head. He tried to stand up but fell down, after a few minutes of trying he finally managed to stay on his feet long enough to walk towards the bars and lean on them for support. He tried to look around , but it was too dark to see..

Daffy: Oh great. isthn't thisth a lovely sthituation I 've gotten mysthelf into. I had to resthk my fuckin neck to sthave that stupid fuckin rabbit.

While Daffy was rambling on, Someone threw Bugs in the cell with him.

Daffy: And what for? What on the facthe of the Earth do I have to gain for sthaving him. I knew it, I justh knew I shoul've justh killed him, when I had the chance. What hasth he ever done for anyone elsth, other then being a pesth to everyone? Nothing that'sth what, it'sth no wonder everyone'sth alwaysth out to kill him. Becousthe, Bugsth Bunny isth an annoying, good for nothing , sthelf rightousthe, sthpotlight sthealing….

As Daffy continues, he absent mindedly turns to Bugs, who has a not so happy look on his face and his arms crossed.

Daffy: A completely…. hahaha a completely kind and generousth friend of mine. Hay Bugsth. What'sth up?

Bugs Just continued to give him an angry look.

Daffy: You're not mad, are ya buddy?

At that point, Bugs ran Daffy into the bars of the cell.

Bugs: What's up duck?! What was it ya wanted ta show me?

Bugs almost started to strangle Daffy, But he was still to weak from the beating the villains gave him earlier, so Daffy easily pushed him off of him.

Daffy: Ok ok, you're pretty mad.

Daffy said, while rubbing his neck. Bugs didn't even speak to him, he just stared at him, while gasping for air. Daffy noticed he wasn't exactly his cool and confident self, he didn't look like he was slapped around a little….. he looked like he got a no holds barred beatdown from every singleone of his enemies.

Daffy: Bugsth…. you oka…..

Bugs: I'm fine!

Daffy jumped at how pissed the rabbit seemed, he almost never lost his cool, let alone snap at him like that. This was the rabbit that when being shot at, casually asked his enemy what's up.

Daffy sat down next to the rabbit, Bugs just scooted away from him and looked in the other direction. Daffy tried to talk to him for awhile, but the rabbit just kept ignoring him.

Daffy: Stho Bugsth….

Bugs: What?!

The rabbit said bluntly not really caring, what his friend had to say.

Daffy: Ahhh…. What'sth the plan?

Bugs: What plan?

Daffy: You know. You alwaysth have a plan. That'sth how you manage to sthay 5 stepsth ahead of everyone, right?

Bugs just scoffed at the duck and turned back to looking into nothing.

Daffy: Come on Bugsth, you alwaysth have a plan.

Bugs: Well I don't! not this time, not this time.

Daffy was shock at, how dramatically Bugs' tone shifted. It was like talking to a completely different person. there just sat there silently, for what seemed like hours, till they heard someone coming. Daffy jumped up at the sound of the footsteps heading their way, while Bugs just layed there but turned his head a little to see what was heading their way now. The footsteps echoed throughout the area, mixed in with terrified whispers coming out of no where. After what seemed like a long time of listening to the echoes of footsteps in a dark building, they finally stopped, revealing Judge Doom standing in front of their cell. The scared whispers continued for awhile, till they were silenced by the loud sound of the Judge's cane hitting the floor.

Judge Doom: Now then, lets get down to buisness.

Bugs and Daffy both starred at the man, not sure exactly what to think, other than this is not good.

Judge Doom: Gentlemen, welcome to this lovely place in which we were humble enough, to provide you with these….. fine quarters.

Daffy: Fine asth your face, where the hell are we.

Judge Doom: Oh, how rude of me. Lights!

The lights burst into life, revealing the dark area, to be a huge cylindrical prison, with cells full of scared toons that went up for at least,half a dozen stories or so. The cells were small and cramped with the toons in them looking sad, depressed, beaten, and broken. The whole prison wreaked of sewage and there were water leaks all over the structure.

Judge Doom: This my friends, is a where I take toons that….. need a little help integrating into society. I know, and I'm truly am sorry, that our celebrity quarters were….. full and we had to move you 2 into general population, but I am sure you 2 we'll be contempt with these conditions, at least till the trial that is.

Bugs: What trial?

Judge Doom: The trial for your crimes of course. It's not like I'd do this just for laughs you know.

Bugs: But, we haven't done anything. Or, atleast I haven't

Bugs said, giving Daffy an accusing look.

Judge Doom: Oh you see you have; illegal use of explosives, multiple charges for assault with a deadly weapon, public indecency, going years without paying taxes, resisting arrest, trespassing, tunneling under ground without a permit, jaywalking. You both should be ashamed of yourselves. Just blatant disregard for the law, society, and civilization, I can honestly say you 2 are a disgrace to the civilized world.

Bugs: But we're Looney Tunes, dat's how we live.

Judge Doom: That's no excuse for ignoring the law. Now then, I'm sure you 2 will make no attempt to escape.

Daffy: Sthays who?!

Judge Doom: Says this.

The Judge points to the cell directly in front of them and presses a button on the top of his cane. The sprinkler system above the cell released a shower of dip on to the pour toons. Bugs and Daffy watched in horror as the Toons melted away and drained into a small drain at the center of the cell, the judge grinned at the terror in the duck and rabbit's eyes.

Judge Doom: Well gentlemen, i'll leave you to your thoughts, remember there are cameras all over the place and if you try to get through the bars, walls, ceiling, or floor you'll set off an alarm that will cause all of the cells to be flooded with dip and you'll have the fate of all these abominations on your consciousness.

Bugs: You're sick!

Bugs yelled, while leaning on the bars. The judge smiled and hit him in the stomach, with the head of his cane. Daffy ran to his friend.

Daffy: You disthpicable bastard.

Judge Doom: Now now now Daffy, I gave you a chance to redeem your crimes and turn your life around, but it was you that chose to go back on our little deal.

Daffy: Fuck you!

Judge Doom: Watch your tongue duck, you wouldn't want the lives of the rest of these criminals on your already guilty counchenss. The judge walked away, knowing that his plan was going off without a hitch.

Daffy tried to pick the rabbit up, but he swatted his hands away.

Bugs: Go away, I don't need your help.

Daffy: Bugsth, I'm sthorry…..

Bugs: You're sorry! we're in toon prison run by a lunatic because of you and you're sorry!

Daffy: How wasth I sthupposed to know he wasth going to lock us up. I justh joined to….. well to…..

Bugs: To what?

Daffy didn't answer.

Bugs: To do what Duck?!

He just looked down at the floor in shame.

Bugs: That's what I thought.

He turned to his side on the floor, Daffy tried to say something else, but was interrupted by a familiar voice.

Sam: Hello critters! Nice little place you got here.

Daffy turned to face the cowboy, but bugs just laid there, not even bothering the face Sam.

Daffy: What the hell do you want?

Sam: The judge sent me to bring you 2 good for nothing vermints your last meal. Personally I wanted to just let you 2 starve in this cold cell and slap you around if you complain, but he had to go on about how the condemned, just had to have their last meal.

Sam just threw 2 small trays through a narrow slit in the bars and threw to cups of water in, not really caring that they spilled.

Daffy examined the their "grand" last meal, it was little more than some stale bread and meet that smelled like it had been bad for a month.

Daffy: Sthome lasth meal.

Sam: Stop complaining, it's not my fault the Judge wanted to give you a good last meal. hahaha I wanted to just kill ya 2 right now, slowly of course, but the great and honorable judge wanted to save you for some special sentence he has planned.

Daffy: What happened to innocthent till proven guilty?

Sam: Don't worry vermont, the judge is going to say guilty before we do it.

Sam then threw a couple of blankets in the cell.

Sam: Don't freeze to death in there, if you critters die we won't get to have any fun. hahahaha

Sam left chuckling, after being humiliated so many times by the rabbit, he was looking forward to tomorrow.

Daffy: Can you believe thisth guy? I'm starting to think, we might have dropped one too many anvils on histh head. Bugsth? Bugsth come on, I sthaid I wasth sorry.

Bugs: Shut up.

Daffy sighed, apparently there was no getting to hem now. He unfolded his thin blanket and heard something fall out. Bugs didn't care enough to event think much about it, but Daffy picked it up. It was a small old timey pistol with a note wrapped around it. The note said: It's not too late.