A/N: Eh… cant be bothered saying it now… read below when your finished lol
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Emmett's POV:
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"C'mon Rosie!! Please!" I was on my hands and knees begging. BEGGING! And she still wouldn't remove the "No sex" ban. It was getting ridiculous. I was so horny! I hadn't had sex in 3 weeks. 3 fucking weeks! Im starting to get worried about my health… I hope my balls don't explode from lack of use…..
"Emmett. Would. You. Please. Stop. Thinking. About. That." Eddy growled.
Hmmm he has been awfully moody lately… I wonder if he's PMS-ing…
"No Emmett."
Moody because your not getting laid?
"No."
Balls exploded from lack of use?
"Shut up EMMETT!" Edward yelled, before stalking out of the room.
I was still on my knees begging, in the living room. Rosalie was watching some stupid chick flick… then I got an idea…. Maybe that will work….
I went onto the sofa, next to Rose. Then I put my hand on her thigh…. Then every so slowly slid it up….
Then she bit me.
"MOTHER FUCKER!" I screamed. Stupid Rosalie…. She bit me. BIT ME! Its okay when she does that during foreplay but not like that!… stupid venom stings like shit….
"Emmett Cullen. How many times have I told you. NO SEX!" Rosalie yelled. Fuck her. Man…would I like to do that….
"EMMETT FUCKING CULLEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Edward yelled. Damn. I have never heard him swear before.
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Jasper's POV: That afternoon.
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"Alice, its your turn." I said, looking at my beautiful pixie-like wife. I was the only one who would play chess with her. Of course I only did it because no one did, they didn't like playing because Alice could foresee the move they would make. And it made her happy, so it made me happy.
"Oh Jazzy Wazzy!" Emmett called, from upstairs.
"Your gonna love this…." Alice murmured.
"Oh Really. Would you care to give me a heads up?"
"Nope. It will be more funnier this way." She smirked.
Suddenly Emmett came bounding into the room. And in that instant, I was hit with a mass wave of lust.
"Damn Emmett! How horny are you!?" I managed to fall out of my chair at the strength of his lust.
"Its Rosalie's fault….Anyway… I want you to help me."
"Err Em…. I don't turn that way…." As soon as that was said, Alice burst out laughing.
"Ewww! I didn't mean it that way. Jeez they say im the worst."
"You are the worst one. Anyway, how do you want me to help you?" I asked suspiciously.
"Make Rosalie Horny. PLEASE!!!" Now he was begging.
"Errr Umm….." I stuttered looking at Alice."
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