Eyes and Wallflowers

Doctor Jezebel Disraeli was unsure what this strange malady was. A girl just walked by him, stopped and stared at him, he looked back at her and the next thing he knew, she screamed and had a terrible nosebleed. Then she passed out.

And it kept happening to every girl he walked past. Save one, who was on the arm of some bishounen guy. Not too far behind them were three other guys and a really dark looking girl with very beautiful violet eyes.

"Fried shrimp, Nakahara Sunako!" one of the boys shouted. Jezebel really wanted to rip out the guys spine.

"We don't have enough money for it, Kyouhei-kun," the girl said curtly. Even her voice was pretty. She looked up at Jezebel and they stared at each other for a moment. But then she also got a nosebleed, but it wasn't as severe.

"Sunako-chan!" the boys said.

"Oh, I'm bleeding."

"It's not gushing out?"

"No. He's handsome, but this could mean that he's not a creature of light like you guys."

"Though it's a strange way of talking, I must say your right: I'm a murderer."

The girl lit up immediately. "How did you kill people?"

"Well," Jezebel said, getting a little full of himself; mostly because he really wanted to impress her. "I have ripped people apart with a scalpel and I've given them water with parasite eggs that hatch and make the subjects more beautiful before they're faces are terribly disfigured and then I rip out their eyes."

The girl was practically glowing.

"Sunako-chan," one of them said, hiding behind the loud, obnoxious guy. "You shouldn't be talking to him."

"I only don't like rapists. Remember: I dumped my coffin on one and jumped up and down on him because he raped over ten women."

"I hate men that debase themselves like that," Jezebel said. "It's sick."

"And you're not!?"

"What?" the girl said. "I think it's awesome that he's been able to evade the law and do what he does."

The boys stared at her in shock.

"Would you like to go to a tea shop?" the girl asked Jezebel.

Score!! "It would be an honor."

"Fine," the obnoxious one shouted. "See if we care if you get killed."

"Shouldn't we care, Kyouhei?" the other two asked. "She's the ticket to our free rent."

"Darn it!"

MEANWHILE:

Jezebel decided he was lucky to be with such a cute girl that shared his interest in killing. No; this wasn't luck. It was fate.

It had to be fate that brought them together.

"Jezebel."

"Who's she?"

"The Authoress that brought us together, my darling," Jezebel gushed.

"Since when do you gush!?!"

"Who ever said I couldn't gush?"

"It's not like you!" the Authoress goes into a rant that is very similar to Oba-chan's.

"Sunako, my love," Jezebel slurs. "I want to add your eyes to my collection."

"I'm sorry, Jezebel," Sunako says. "But I can't let you do that."

"Pity."

The Authoress has decided to break this up for the sake of Kyouhei and Sunako shippers! Meaning: she went to get Kyouhei to beat Jezebel up, since it would be the only way to break them up until the end of the story.

"Alright, Sunako, I know you don't like this idea, but you belong with…WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU TWO DOING!?!?!"

Sunako and Jezebel had begun to make out.

"NNOOOOOOOO!!! KYOUHEI! GET OVER HERE!"

To be Continued…


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