Y'know Yuan's a pervert. He has great perverted potential.

Warning: Shouen-ai, cursing, perverted-ness, weird pairings. Kraine (and NO I'm not a Kraine Fanatic! I just think it's funny) Yuan/Zelos, Minor Colette/Sheena, Geles (Genis/Seles), Regal/Presea, Shelloyd and I think that covers it. Wow, shounen-ai, straight and Shojo-ai pairings. Sweet.

Disclaimer: Don't own G Gundam, I ran so far away, Tos.

Yuan, the peeping half-elf

Yuan had always been a pervert. A peeping Tom perhaps. No one knew. Until one day...

Colette was walking down the hall way of the Luin inn. She stopped when she saw Yuan peeping through a handmade hole in the door. Colette asked:

"Yuan, is that Raine's room? Isn't she changing?"

Yuan turned his face slightly, trying to silence her.

"Shh...!"

"Who's there! If I find out who..." Raine roared.

The two angels looked at each other, faces white, and yelled, disguising their voices: "RUN AWAY!"

Yuan took off down the hall and flew out a window, breaking his leg, while Colette made a break for Lloyd's room.

The next day...

Colette was walking upstairs when she found Yuan looking through a slightly opened door. She asked:

"Yuan, is that not Zelos' room? Isn't he changing?"

Yuan clenched his fists and tried to shut her up.

"Uh! Who's there? It better not be Kratos!" Zelos screamed.

Yuan and Colette stared at one another. "Run away!" She said. Yuan shook his head.

"Nuh-uh. I think I'll stay." He opened the door and walked in. "It is I, my Zelos."

"Ohoho! Come here!"

They started making obscene noises that made Colette want to throw up.

The day after...

Colette had just finished eating her banana and was walking to her room when she noticed Yuan, once again, looking through a door.

"Isn't that Sheena's room? She's changing right?"

Yuan nodded gleefully. Colette giggled and ran next to him.

Sheena was naked, doing poses in front of a mirror and saying things like:

"Regret messing with me? Well it's too late now! Lloyd, you're so cute! Zelos, you're an asshole..."

Yuan and Colette started to blush. Colette coughed and Yuan began to cry over it.

"WHO'S THERE? ZELOS!"

They once again look at one another and yell: "RUN AWAY!"

Yuan disguised his voice so he sounded like Colette and Colette hid her voice by sounding like Yuan. That wasn't smart at all...

"Colette? Yuan! I'm gonna kill you two!"

Yuan did a front flip out of a window and broke an arm while Colette ran back down the stairs.

The next day...

Colette again found Yuan looking through Seles' door.

The half elf turned his head and sighed. "Every time you come, we get caught." He said, extremely loud.

"Brother! You again!"

The angels shook their heads and ran off. Yuan dove into Zelos' room and Colette passed it.

"Yuan, again? Why my love!"

They started making loud noises, which made Colette's next destination; the bathroom.

The Day after Tomorrow...

Colette was sure that Yuan was being a peeping Tom, so she rushed up to where he thought he would be next. Presea's room. When she got there, she found out she was right!

Only Yuan wasn't only there, but the whole group was too.

"What's happening?"

Seles scratched her hair. "This is Judgment Day for you two perverts!"

Yuan got on his knees. "Please, I'm just sexually deprived!" Zelos' grunt could be heard throughout the inn.

Kratos shook his head. "No, Yuan and Colette. Your actions were dishonorable."

Lloyd nodded. "We must punish you!" He, his father and Seles brought up their swords.

"Die! We mean...uh..."

Zelos pushed them out of the way and threw his hands over Yuan. "No, no one hurts my Yuan! Come, my lil' half-elf. We must run! Run so far away! We must run, run all night and day! So we can get away!" He picked Yuan up bridal-style and ran off. The former Chosen then tripped over the banister and fell to the first floor.

"I'm ok..." He groaned. Yuan got to his feet, picked Zelos up and jumped out the window.

Then there were nine.

Raine looked over at Kratos with a scary look. "My love! I'm near you once more!"

"Hell no!" Kratos did three back flips down the stairs, kicked the door down and ran out into the city. Raine was in hot-pursuit.

Then there were seven.

Genis stared at Seles. "You're hot. Although you look like Zelos with short hair."

Seles smiled. "Genis, wanna get married and not talk to each for months at a time?"

"Do I? Of course! Hey do you know the sub-atomical equation for..." They pranced off, talking about math and Science.

Then there were five.

Regal eyed Presea. "I know you're 26. And you're better looking than your sister. Do you wish to go out with me?"

Presea nodded, so they left too.

Then there were three.

Sheena put her arm around Lloyd and winked at him. He got the message and they went into a room.

Colette looked around. "What about me?"

"No one likes you!" Everyone yelled from their respective places.

But I love Lloyd! No one takes him away!

She barged into the room Sheena and Lloyd were in. They were play Monopoly.

"Lloyd...I love you!" Lloyd gave her the finger.

"Shut up skank."

Colette was appalled and she started to burn with rage once she saw Sheena's look of triumph.

"GAH! Take my love, my anger and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!"

No one heard from Sheena or Lloyd from that day forth...


Yes, please R and R.