This is a request from Croup

Character Ages

Sora – 14

Riku – 15

Kairi – 14

Selphie – 13

Tidus – 13 (I always thought that Tidus and Selphie looked younger than Sora, despite what other people may say, so there both younger in this story)

Wakka – 14

The Worst Joke Ever


It was a beautiful day on Destiny Islands. The entire group was still preparing for there departure of the islands to visit new worlds, but the day they would leave was still in the very distant only in dreams future. But the dreams were starting to look like reality everyday as the raft started looking more like a raft.

At the particular moment everyone was taking a break from the work. Sora and Riku were sparring, with the girls Kairi and Selphie watching and cheering the one they wanted to win. Tidus and Wakka were suspiciously absent.


"Wakka, are you sure this is a good idea, they might get mad?" Titus asked the older boy with uncertainty.

"Of course man, I don't care what they think about it, the look on there faces will be worth it," Wakka replied, the too boys were up in the tree house discussing there plan for a good prank.

Tidus smiled at that thought, "Your right, It'll be priceless."

"Ok let's get into positions," Wakka said and started tearing his clothes, and Titus handed him the fake blood they made earlier.


"Come on Sora, go, go, go!" Kairi cheered.

"Go, Riku!" Selphie's cheers blended in with Kairi's making it hard to tell who was cheering who exactly.

Then suddenly out of nowhere, "Help …. Help, help, help, someone help us," Wakka came running up to them as if death was on his tail. His clothes had been ripped to shreds, and you could see something that really looked like blood dripping off parts of his body.

Kairi and Selphie screamed at the sight of him, "What happened," They shrieked.

"A monster attacked me and Tidus," Wakka replied breathlessly.

"What kind of monster?" Riku asked, looking almost excited for there to be something to fight other than each other on the island.

"Huge … deadly- sharp teeth … me and Tidus tried to fight him off, but it's too strong. I managed to get away, but Tidus is still trying to fight it off …" that was all Wakka got out before collapsing into the sand.

"Let's go get him Riku," Sora cried out lifting his wooden sword high in the air, almost as excited as Riku.

But Riku knew the seriousness of the situation and told Sora to keep his head on strait, then warned the girls that it could be dangerous and that they should stay behind. Sora and Riku ran off into the woods with there swords drawn. Kairi and Selphie didn't listen to the older boys' advice and ran over them, leaving Wakka lying in the sand all alone.

When they reached a part in the woods all they found was Titus's sword abandoned on the ground, with his shirt that was covered in red stuff that looked like blood and more of the red stuff all over the ground. Kairi and Selphie started crying at the sight of it; Sora himself was trying not to cry. Riku picked up the discarded sword and bowed his head. Suddenly a deep throated growl was heard in the trees.

Kairi and Selphie screamed in terror, while Sora and Riku composed themselves quickly, and got there wooden swords ready for a fight. They heard some bushes rustle, and Riku cautiously took a step forward readying his sword. The growls got louder, suddenly …

"RAAAH!" Tidus suddenly jumped out of the bushes, completely shirtless and a huge grin plastered on to his face. After a moment Tidus fell to the ground in laughter.

The boys laughed was added with somebody else's howling coming from behind them. They all turned around and saw Wakka standing there holding a stitch in his side as he laughed loudly. "Yo man, you should have seen the look of ya faces," Wakka howled.

Riku, Sora, Kairi, and Selphie all suddenly realized that they had been fooled and they all glared at the other two boys. It wasn't until they stopped laughing that the two boys realized that they here being given looks of death, "Oh come on can't you guys take a joke?" Tidus asked.


Both girls gave Tidus and Wakka a lecture, on there way back to the beach, while both Sora and Riku fumed in the back. That was the worst joke that anyone could do, they mad the girls cry, and made Sora and Riku believe that not only Tidus was eaten by a monster, but also that there was something interesting happening on the islands.

Practical jokes were good fun and all, but you needed to draw the line somewhere, and Titus and Wakka crossed way over the line. "Sora," Riku stopped the younger boy a moment, "I think that they went too far with this."

"Yeah," Sora agreed, "We shouldn't let them get away with it."

"Well than why don't we-" Riku started.

"Do you think we should?"

"It's the best way to deal with it."

"Ok, so you take Wakka."

"And you take Tidus."

The boys agreed and ran to catch up with the others. The girls decided that they didn't feel like staying out at the island anymore, so the group decided to leave for home early.

"You girls go ahead," Riku announced as they got there boats ready for departure, Kairi looked up at him in confusion, "Sora and I are going to go stay back for a bit and discuss something with Tidus and Wakka. We'll see you tomorrow."

Still looking confused the two girls nodded and got into there boats, before heading out home. Riku waited until he was sure that the girls were out of hearing range before he started talking, "That joke you guys pulled was not funny in the least."

"Lighten up man, you should have seen your faces, it was hilarious," Wakka said.

"There's nothing funning about tricking us into believing that Tidus was dead. You made the girls cry," Sora said heatedly, what the other boys didn't know was that anyone that made Kairi cry got a big black mark in both Sora and Riku's books.

"Look we're sorry, we didn't think you guys would take it so badly," Tidus apologized.

"Sorry is not good enough," Riku shouted, he nodded at Sora and they both moved in on the younger boys.

Riku grabbed a hold of Wakka and bent him in half wrapping one hand around his torso, so that the younger boy was bent over facing behind Riku. Sora grabbed Tidus and put him in a similar position, "Hey man, what are you doing?" Wakka asked with fear in his voice, which basically said that he had a pretty good idea about what was about to happen.

Riku only replied by landing a harsh slap on the orange haired kids backside, "Ouch, Riku, come on man you don't have to do this," Wakka screeched never realizing that one spank could hurt so much. Another harsh smack followed after than, followed by another and another.

Sora was giving Tidus the same treatment, spanking the boys little backside over and over again. He kept throwing glances at Riku, as if making sure he was doing it right. Tidus started crying long before Wakka did, but it really didn't take that long before they were both balling there eyes out. Tidus was still experiencing paternity so he screeched loudly and undignified, as he let out big tears and pleaded for Sora to stop, screaming how sorry he was.

Wakka wasn't making as much noise, obviously trying to keep some of his dignity. After a good five minutes of nothing but spanking sounds, and loud cries, Riku stopped and started pulling down the younger boys pants. Sora glanced over at Riku, silently asking if he needed to do that also. The oldest boy gave one firm shake of the head, Tidus was younger than them all, and he'd been punished enough. So Sora nodded ok and let the younger boy back up and started the comforting process.

Meanwhile, Riku got Wakka's pants down and started spanking his bare bottom. He only gave him ten slaps before stopping also. But those ten slaps make Wakka scream so loudly that they all wondered if the entire population of Destiny Island heard. Riku let the other boys up, helped him right his pants, and joined Sora on the comforting process.

Finally both boys calmed down, and both said there apologies once again, "It's alright, just no more bad jokes," Riku replied.

"Never again," Tidus replied wiping his eyes of stray tears.

"Agreed," Wakka chimed in.

The End

Thank you for Reading.

…………Um yeah =[ This was very hard to write, and I'm still not entirely happy with the way it turned out. Sorry if I disappointed you Croup T-T. It was mostly hard to write because having the spanker and the spankee so close in age, it's very easy for it to look like something lemony, or is it limy _ I also had a hard time trying to figure you why Tidus and Wakka would get spanked.

Sorry this took a little while to get up, since it was hard to write I took a lot longer to write. It also didn't help that the new kingdom hearts game came out, and that took up a lot of my free time, but I'm sure it distracted more Fanfiction writers than just me.