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"English"
"Japanese"
'Thinking'
~reading thoughts~
[on phone]
*sound effects!*
CHPATER 9
JUST AFTER MEETING VICTORIA
Kyo ran through the forest in a daze. 'Gawd. What. Have. I. DONE!?' He contemplated turning back but decided against it.
He hadn't killed her and she was a vampire right? She'd be okay. He wasn't a murderer or anything. He shuddered.
That would make him a murderer. Shishou had always taught him life was sacred so he left her with a few bruises here and well… other injuries, but nothing fatal to the undead. Or so he hoped.
He stopped near by and dropped his clothes in the river before walking back to pick up his beads. He slipped them on and retrieved his wet-but-now-not-revolting-smelling clothes. "I better ring to see if Tohru made it home okay…"
He patted his wet pants and held out a dripping phone. His eyes opened wide. "Oops."
IN JAPAN
Shigure shuddered while reading his newspaper. Hatori who was smoking on the other side of the room looked up. "What's up?" Shigure opened his mouth and frowned.
"I have the strangest feeling that I suddenly just spent a whole lot of money for nothing." Hatori raised an eyebrow. "Want to know my hypothesis of your epiphany?"
"Yes?"
"You're an idiot."
BACK TO FORKS
Kyo stumbled into the host home and fell on the couch. He draped his hands over his eyes to block out the blinding light from the lightblub.
"Kyo are you okay?" Kyo moved his hands enough to peer through a crack at her. "Sort of." Tohru sat next to him; pushing her fringe out of her eyes.
(a/n I think you people on the other side of the world call them 'bangs' or something. Just in case there is any confusion fringe=bangs. okay on with the story)
Tohru looked at him worriedly. He sighed. "Okay well you see I… Well I kind of… There was this redhead… A vampire tried to…. ARRRGGHHH WHY THE HELL CAN'T I GET THE STUPID SENTENCE OUT!?" He said jumping off the couch.
Tohru who was sitting on the other side, managed to somehow (not quite sure) be propelled by this sudden change of weight into Kyo's arms. They both widened their eyes before…
*poof*
Kyo was silent. Tohru held him up. "Kyo?" Kyo stayed silent. "Kyo!?" He was still silent. "KYO!?" He sneezed. Tohru paused in shock and then laughed. "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kyo jumped out of his skin and all his hairs stood up on end.
"Tohru what the HELL!?" She dropped him. On his head. "What the hell is wrong with you woman! On my head!? AGAIN!?" Tohru stared at him uncomprehendingly. He sighed. Maybe it was a good thing she was a bit…dull. "Tohru can I have a towel? I'm soaked because of my clothes."
"Oh so you must have transformed because you got sick!"
"No because you hugged me and-"
"Don't worry Kyo! We'll make you healthy again in no time!" She said cheerfully. Kyo sighed. His guess, Yes it was a good thing she was dull. A damn good thing.
THE RAT AT THE SHAC- err THE BLACK HOUSE (that still didn't come out right…)
Yuki sat stunned where he was sitting. Why?
Flashback
"I have to get stronger!" Kyo yelled bursting out from under the rubble. Tohru clapped her hands. "Yes!" Kyo turned and stared at her. "You know Tohru, you don't have to agree with everything people say."
"Then what am I meant to do?"
"Well you could argue."
"But I don't like arguing."
"How about you just ignore them?" Yuki suggested helpfully. They stared at him silently before turning back to face each other.
"How about I just ignore them?" Tohru suggested thoughtfully. Kyo grinned manically. "Superb idea! Now I'm off to train!"
"And I'm off to fluff around the house!"
They both disappeared leaving Yuki terribly confused.
End of the confusing Yuki flashback
Yuki looked over at Billy and Sue who were having a good old conversation about the game over a plate of cheesecake that Sue had brought over.
Seth handed a piece to him. "It's okay mate; when things don't make any sense just take a deep breath, count to ten and eat cheesecake."
Yuki pursed his lips. "Well I do like cheesecake…"
Ooh guess what? SATURDAY
Ayame jumped off the plane after talking to a nice bronze haired gentlemen and his beautiful brunette lover. Ayame didn't know what it was but something about their perfume or something that made them smell …well… sickly sweet or something.
Nevertheless Ayame was a strong man and he resisted the temptation to ask where the scent came from. He listened to their conversation as they walked through the airport. "He's one of them too."
"Are you sure Edward?"
"Positive. It's like the wolves. We had no idea what they were until we saw them transform."
"Hmm you know maybe we should just ask him?"
"No Bella. It's much too dangerous."
Ayame followed behind them. They jumped into a taxi. "Forks please." They instructed as one. Ayame slid in with them. "We'll halve the cost. I'm going to Forks too."
A LITTLE WHILE LATAA…
Ayame grinned and walked up bubbling next to the now absolutely bored out of their mind. "Of course the tranquillity of the design of your shirt was only truly understood in the 1950s while mine was more truly fantabulous in the 1900s. I chose this one as I consider myself a prince among most like my darling little brother who you may have incidently met and-"
"Should we drop him off at Alice?" Edward asked.
"Yup."
"-which was of course a fate to be meeting such another who understands the uncomprehendable beauty of-"
"He knows what he said just didn't make any sense."
"I don't think so."
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"Hey what's Alice?"
JAPAN
Hatori shuddered. Shigure looked up. "What's up?" Hatori opened his mouth and frowned. "I have the strangest feeling that Ayame has found a way to make my life even more unbelievable." Hatori raised an eyebrow. "Want to know my hypothesis of your epiphany?"
"Yes?"
"I'm an idiot."
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