AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, its Sunday....and tomorrow I have no school. On Tuesday, its the start of the second semester. I hope I get into Drama II.

It was the night of the 'Eat Your vegetables Promotional Campaign' that is supposedly on national TV. This one performer played the song 'Amazing Grace' on the clarinet. The president and her personal assistant were backstage. "Madame, I know you're going to be closing the show. But, let me just tell you one more thing." Mr. Rucket began. "And I say this from the bottom of my heart. Don't do whatever you plan on doing!" Mr. Rucket said, talking about the farm animal calls. President Johnson looked at Mr. Rucket.

"Emerson, how come you don't want me to do the farm animal calls?" President Johnson asked. Mr. Rucket thought this was a good idea to tell her the truth.

"Madame, it has always been my ambition, since I was nine years old. To bring farm animal calls out of its secret land of the unknown and out into the world where everybody can appreciate them!" Mr. Rucket said, sighing deeply.

"Wow, I see that I've inspired somebody." President Johnson remarked.

"Yes, a sad one, madame. See, while all my other friends were enjoying performing arts and beautiful women doing the whole French ballet thing, I was in my room practicing my farm animal calls." Mr. Rucket said. "Name a farm animal, madame, please?"

"Um.....are you sure?" President Johnson asked.

"Madame! Let me tell you, I am extremely jealous!" Mr. Rucket confessed. "I am super, big time jealous. Here's a chance to show the world how amazing farm animal calls can be. And here you are, madame, planning on showing those people when you're just not that talented in doing farm animal calls!"

"Really? Oh my!" President Johnson remarked, silently. While Mr. Rucket merely nodded his head yes. "Well, Emerson, if that's the case, would you like to take my place?" Mr. Rucket's smile grew even bigger as she asked him that.

"Why thank you, madame!" Mr. Rucket exclaimed with joy.

"Yeah, that's never gonna happen. I was only joking." President Johnson exclaimed, laughing. "Anyway, I got to introduce the next act." President Johnson said, going on stage.

"And that was Rodger Lipton, with the song, amazing grace, my fellow Americans!" President Johnson said out loud. "That was fantastic, sir." President Johnson said, shaking Rodger's hand and turning back to the audience. "Not only does he play the clarinet, but he loves his vegetables. And now may I introduce two vegetable lovers. My two sons, Drew and Dean Johnson and their band; Drew, Dean and the doggies!" President Johnson exclaimed, introducing them.

That's when Allie, Shiloh and Brad walked on stage. Shiloh and Allie were wearing their revealing dog outfits. While Brad was wearing his embarrassing dog outfit that Drew and Dean came up with. They were already humiliating themselves in front of the audience, but they knew it must be done. Allie's dad's eyes grew wide in the audience when he saw what his daughter is wearing on stage. Shiloh called out to Mr. Rucket and silently mouthed. "Where are Drew and Dean?" Shiloh mouthed.

"They're getting into costume. Just stall the audience." Mr. Rucket suggested. Shiloh took his advice and smiled at the audience.

"Hello there, everybody!" Shiloh greeted. "Lets get this party started." Brad turned to Shiloh.

"This is so much more worse than the Chinese one plus one equals window song!" Brad complained, not loud enough for the audience to hear. Allie spoke to the microphone.

"My name's Cutie." Allie said, through the microphone. Brad merely rolled his eyes. The dog song started playing through the microphone. That's when Drew and Dean ran on stage wearing cool, rock star outfits and not those ridiculous and in the girl's case, revealing dog costumes that Allie, Brad and Shiloh were wearing.

"Woooooooh!" Drew and Dean exclaimed, together.

"Lets rock and roll!" Drew said, first.

"Wooohoooo!" Dean exclaimed, following suit. Then Drew turned around.

"What are you three wearing?" Drew asked. Shiloh then ran to where the twins were.

"The question is, what are you two wearing?" Shiloh asked. "I thought we were gonna be doggies!"

"Well we thought you wanted us to rock." Dean said.

"I did! I was just trying to give in so I can give you guys what you wanted." Shiloh said.

"But then we were trying to give in so we could give you what you wanted." Drew said right back. The president and Mr. Rucket watched Drew, Dean and Shiloh argue in front of national television. Brad nudged Shiloh on her shoulders.

"Uh, you guys, we're on TV, remember?" Brad reminded them. Shiloh finally snapped out of it and smiled at the camera.

"Hello America!" Shiloh greeted. "We'll be on in a few minutes, why don't you.....eat vegetables or exercise!" Brad, Shiloh, Drew and Dean started to gather in one corner. While Allie is too busy waving at the audience. Shiloh signaled for Allie to come over. "Psssst, Allie, come here!" She signaled. Allie immediately obeyed. Meanwhile, backstage, the president and her personal assistant were still talking.

"Madame, I can jump to the Ellen Degeneres clip." Mr. Rucket said.

"No, Emerson, I think the kids can make this all work out." President Johnson reassured. The kids started consulting and talking for a few seconds. Then they managed to work it out. Drew and Dean grabbed each an individual microphone. The twins sang together.

What's the awesomest thing in the world?

(Doggies in my room, doggies in my room)

Cute and cuddly, licks my fingers....playful, joyful, very loyal

Then suddenly, the music came to a sudden stop. "Wait, lets make this doggy wild!" Drew yelled out. Brad started to make the music sound more 'rock and roll' with his guitar. Then they sang the song more faster and made it sound less cheesier.

Doggies in my room, doggies in my room, doggies in my room, doggies in my room

Cute and cuddly, licks my fingers...

The kids continued singing the song while President Johnson and her personal assistant were talking backstage. "Emerson, I think we can learn a little something from those kids." President Johnson said.

"So you're saying we can do the farm animal calls together?!" Mr. Rucket asked, excitedly.

"You better prepare!" President Johnson said, that was her way of saying yes.

"I've been preparing my entire life, madame." Mr. Rucket reassured, happily. The song continued.

Doggies in my room...woof woof!

Woof woof!

Woof woof!

Even the president and her personal assistant were singing along to the 'woof woof' part. "Woof woof! Woof woof!" The president and Mr. Rucket sang.

Woof woof!

Woof woof!

Woof woof!

Woof woof!

That was the last of the 'woof woofs' and the song thankfully ended. A lot of people actually applauded for them. "Woooooh! Thank you America!" Drew and Dean called out.

"Yeah! Eat your vegetables!" Shiloh called out.

"What's up, China?!" Brad called out.

"My name is Cutie!" Allie called out. "One more time!" Allie yelled out. Then she started singing the dog song all over again.

Doggies in my room

Doggies in my room.....


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