So do you remember that one commercial for a certain deodorant? XD
HarOld Spice
Haru is standing in front of a shower in just a towel. And mustache.
"Hello, ladies."
"Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me."
"Sadly... he isn't me. But if he stopped using lady-scented bodywash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like he's me."
The shower slides out to reveal a Fire Nation ship. An Earth Kingdom-green pullover knotted at the wrists falls and comes to rest over Haru's shoulders.
"Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat-with the man your man could smell like."
Zuko's crew looks at him oddly. One of them strikes a pose and strokes an imaginary mustache.
"What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster—with two tickets to that thing you love."
Meng sneaks by and slips a bag into the oyster, grins, then leaves. White crystals fall out of the oyster.
"Look again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady."
The ship scene slides away.
"I'm on a horse."
The ostrich horse looks back at him.
A/N: By the way, I had thought about putting Sokka in the role here and calling it Sokka Spice, then I thought about Jet... but when Chaka suggested Haru, it just fit into place.
And of course, Old Spice is the property of… well, Old Spice. XD
