Hope you will like this. I do not own iCarly.


Post By Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

So, the party was alright. Except for the fact that Sam ate everything in under four and a half seconds. And Melanie, who is real, kept making out with me. I wanted to barf. No offense, but it felt like kissing Sam. 0_0

I had no footage of the party, or the fireworks because my camera got set on fire. Note to self: Don't allow Spencer to touch a four hundred dollar camera before you use it.

I got to meet Socko. He's a lot more better looking than I imagined. Thankfully, he offered to give money for the damages of my camera :D

Also, I got to slow dance with Carly. That was the best two minutes and four seconds of my life! Too bad that Wendy had to cut in :(


Comments:

Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

Carly will never love you.


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

Must you always say that?


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

YES :D Just stating the obvious. You do realize that Wendy makes her happy? You just make her sick. Like how you make me sick all the time.


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

Love sick? :)


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

FREDWARD! YOU ARE DEAD!


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

I would die for just one kiss from your lovely lips. =D


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

ROAR.


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

You are a lion now?


Carly (Carly Shay)

Guys. Stop.


Queen-Bee (Wendy Smith)

Hey Shay :)


Carly (Carly Shay)

Hey =^_^=


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

YOU KNOW WHAT, FREDWANDA? YOU NEED TO GET A REALITY CHECK, AND GO FOR ANOTHER GIRL.


Carly (Carly Shay)

Oh no...


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

WELL YOU NEED TO GET SURGERY FOR YOUR FACE!


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

YOU CALLING ME UGLY?


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

I'M NOT CALLING YOU PRETTY.


I-Heart-Socks (Spencer Shay)

I shouldn't be here...I'm going to makeout with...I mean make! Make a sculpture with Socko! Yeah...make. BYE!


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

YOU KNOW YOU COULD BE NICE TO ME, BUT YOU ARE JUST SUCH A B-Bird.


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

THEN IF I'M A BIRD, YOU ARE A CHIZBALL.

AND AN A-Antelope.


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

WHAT THE HECK IS A CHIZBALL?


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

IT'S A BALL MADE OF CHIZ. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?


Carly (Carly Shay)

Stop it! Stop with the caps!


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

You're lucky I'm not over there, or I would kick your antelope so hard!


Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)

I DARE...I mean, I dare you to try, Bird.


Carly (Carly Shay)

It's sixth grade all over again.


Queen-Bee (Wendy Smith)

You want to go watch...paint dry?


Carly (Carly Shay)

Better than hearing these two fight.


Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NICELY SHAPED ANTELOPE!