Hope you will like this. I do not own iCarly.
Post By Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
So, the party was alright. Except for the fact that Sam ate everything in under four and a half seconds. And Melanie, who is real, kept making out with me. I wanted to barf. No offense, but it felt like kissing Sam. 0_0
I had no footage of the party, or the fireworks because my camera got set on fire. Note to self: Don't allow Spencer to touch a four hundred dollar camera before you use it.
I got to meet Socko. He's a lot more better looking than I imagined. Thankfully, he offered to give money for the damages of my camera :D
Also, I got to slow dance with Carly. That was the best two minutes and four seconds of my life! Too bad that Wendy had to cut in :(
Comments:
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
Carly will never love you.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Must you always say that?
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
YES :D Just stating the obvious. You do realize that Wendy makes her happy? You just make her sick. Like how you make me sick all the time.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
Love sick? :)
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
FREDWARD! YOU ARE DEAD!
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
I would die for just one kiss from your lovely lips. =D
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
ROAR.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
You are a lion now?
Carly (Carly Shay)
Guys. Stop.
Queen-Bee (Wendy Smith)
Hey Shay :)
Carly (Carly Shay)
Hey =^_^=
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
YOU KNOW WHAT, FREDWANDA? YOU NEED TO GET A REALITY CHECK, AND GO FOR ANOTHER GIRL.
Carly (Carly Shay)
Oh no...
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
WELL YOU NEED TO GET SURGERY FOR YOUR FACE!
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
YOU CALLING ME UGLY?
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
I'M NOT CALLING YOU PRETTY.
I-Heart-Socks (Spencer Shay)
I shouldn't be here...I'm going to makeout with...I mean make! Make a sculpture with Socko! Yeah...make. BYE!
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
YOU KNOW YOU COULD BE NICE TO ME, BUT YOU ARE JUST SUCH A B-Bird.
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
THEN IF I'M A BIRD, YOU ARE A CHIZBALL.
AND AN A-Antelope.
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
WHAT THE HECK IS A CHIZBALL?
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
IT'S A BALL MADE OF CHIZ. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
Carly (Carly Shay)
Stop it! Stop with the caps!
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
You're lucky I'm not over there, or I would kick your antelope so hard!
Tech-Hottie (Freddie Benson)
I DARE...I mean, I dare you to try, Bird.
Carly (Carly Shay)
It's sixth grade all over again.
Queen-Bee (Wendy Smith)
You want to go watch...paint dry?
Carly (Carly Shay)
Better than hearing these two fight.
Princess Puckett (Sam Puckett)
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NICELY SHAPED ANTELOPE!
