#35

Nico was playing with paper, got a paper cut, and died of blood loss.

#36

Percy went to see Paris Hilton. He went to her house and knocked on the door. Paris Hilton answered the door, and she came out wearing no make-up. Percy eyes exploded and he died.

#37

Annabeth saw Paris Hilton wearing make-up. Her eyes exploded and she died.

#38

Annabeth was playing with a Rubiks cube. This was the first time she had ever been defeated by a puzzle. She got so frustrated she stuffed the Rubiks cube down Percy's throat and he suffocated.

#39

Clarisse was playing with her electric spear. She went to a pond and stuck the head of her spear into the water. All the fish floated up dead. She was laughing when George Bush pushed her into the water.

#40

Percy farted in Thalia's face, and she got pink eye. Because her eye was so irritated, she didn't notice a naked Minotaur charging at her.