I cracked one eye open and groaned, my head felt like it was ready to explode. I clutched it and doubled over, I hadn't felt this bad since I had went drinking with Tsunade. Something I swore I would never ever do again.
I sighed and went to search the kitchen, they had to be something. I groggily walked over to a random cabinet and started to rummage through it. No luck, it was all spices and herbs, for cooking and healing.
I looked through each and every draw when I suddenly remember where, if it was, it would be. Since the high level aspirin that only worked for sever headaches was so rare, Tsunade always hid it in the fridge in something unnoticeable and weird.
I was about to open the fridge when I suddenly thought 'why was I in the kitchen and why the hell did I just know notice this'. I sighed and told myself it was too early in the morning for this type of thinking. I automatically look at the clock on the stove to confirm this.
Well, scratch the too early part, after some thinking I decided it didn't matter what time it was. I creaked the fridge open, the cool air was refreshing but I quickly began to look for the aspirin, after a few minutes I spotted it in a bottle, that if looked close enough, said "pirate flavored lichen know with 20% more ninja-tastic-ness".
I raised an eye brow, she had to been drunk when she thought this one up. Never the less I grabbed it and twisted it open and tried to poor some in my hand when a some not pilled shape fell out……….fuck, another note. And my head felt worse than ever, I swore loudly under my breath.
I smooth the paper out, since it had been folded to fit and began to read.
Dear who's ever reading this,
I guess you must have found my hidden sake and come looking for the anti-hangover cure, god job! And if you mistakenly found it well, sorry. Anyways I thought it would be an funny joke to hid it in something random. And the great part is or maybe was you cant tell…..Hahahahahahaha, well I have to go Kakashi yelling at me for some reason. Something about not getting drunk while….what are we doing? But I'll give you an hint on where it is, it starts with an G and ends with an E and I think the middle is APEFRUIT AND SPINACH JUIC, Hehehehe you'll never get it.
Sincerely,
PRINCESS OF THE FREAKIN SLUGGIES
P.s I want a theme song
I stood their twitching for a few minutes, she never failed to surprise me.
"……..Princess of the sluggies" I shook my head, she must have been really drunk. But I figured at least I knew where it was, I was still upset I had no aspirin though. I tossed the bottle on the table and turned to the fridge. Thank god that sounded so repulsive, they'd have to be crazy to drink that.
Upstairs Gaara sneezed and continued to drink he favorite juice, the spinach tasted a bit off but what could you do?
yes very very very short but i wanted to publish something since i havent in awhile T.T (SORRY) i may come out with the second part today if i dont get off track. please review XD it makes me write faster
ninja-ly,
Nephthytis
