Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and I'm lazy to make a long reason why.

10 ways to Annoy Naruto Characters

I hope everyone read the last chapter of Hinata because I go ONE review!! So if anyone had an idea, now you can't make an idea for this chappie. Well our star for today is...the one, the one...drum roll please..SLUG SANNIN-Tsunade.

Replace all her sake with a full supply of chock full of Vitamin C Fruit Juice.( Idea sent in by Tsukiko The Librarian)

Get her drunk and make sure she falls asleep. Also make sure Jiraiya got drunk with her. Slip a ring around her finger and see the reaction.

Hide all of her clothes. Replace them with all with Icha Icha Paradise fan shirts. Make sure they say Icha Icha Paradise's Number 1 Fan!

Tell her that Jiraiya has now turned Naruto into a pervert. Also tell her where Jiraiya is - the bath house, where else? Videotape Tsunade beating Jiraiya up.

Put a pot of fake, but realistic money in front. Make sure that you tie a string to it. Pull it while making Tsunade follow. Take a picture when Tsunade mysteriously falls into a puddle of mud and then has feathers fall all over her.

Get everyone in the village to call her Tsunade-baachan. Note: I am not responsible for the deaths or injuries of villagers.

While walking with Tsunade outside, say that she is holding Jiraiya's baby. Did I mention I said this loud? Actually I screamed it.

Send her to an all expense paid trip to Las Vegas and the casinos included.

Act shocked when she has to pay for not only the lost bets and casino money, but the hotel and plane also.

Pretend that her jutsu to make herself look younger wasn't working. Include many other annoying ninjas with your plan. So when she decides to cancel all her jutsus,(or force her to, tell her that's the problem) then take a picture of her wonderful face.

Tell everyone that in reality she uses a jutsu she made to enhance the size of her breasts. Note: I am also not responsible for other angry women.

A/N: Hi! Thanks for reading. Please do review and send ideas. I was really trying hard to think of ideas for Tsunade and it took me a long while. Some of my ideas are not so good. Well anyways, please please please review. I need them!!

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