We have to write a story with romance in it for my Language Arts class, and mine has somehow already ended up yaoi. There's definitely something wrong with me.

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Last time in 'Deidara's Kitty':

Pain announced that everyone was to go to Konoha's high school the next day. Hidan and Itachi had an awkward moment. Last but not least, Sasori tripped and fell on top of Deidara! They both fell asleep.

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Sasori awoke, and he was still on top of Deidara. He immediately got off of him and stood up. Deidara woke up after. Deidara was confused. "Why is everyone already up, un? Normally some of them sleep really long!"

"We have to go to school today…I think that's why." Deidara ran to his room.

"We have to get ready quickly, un!" Sasori ran to his room, and got ready. They were both ready right when it was time to leave. The Akatsuki marched away, while Pain and Konan waved bye. They weren't going to school, since they needed to protect the hideout. The walk to school was a long and boring one. Nobody said anything. They were all too busy thinking. Sasori worried about the night before, Deidara worried about if anybody saw them, and Hidan and Itachi worried about each other. Things had become really complicated recently. After the awkward walk, they arrived at the school. They made it into their class right when the bell rang. They were all in the same class.

The teacher walked in and said: "Hello, class. My name is Yamato. I'm only saying that because we have new students today. All of you introduce yourselves!"

They followed the teacher's orders. Everybody introduced themselves, and then class started. It was almost the end of class, and Yamato was explaining about a project they were going to do soon. "The project will be done in groups, so…" Yamato was interrupted by Naruto, the one.

"Do we have to?!" Yamato now had a creepy look on his face.

"Naruto, you know how important teamwork is! Teamwork is important because…" Yamato went on and on with his speech about teamwork until the bell rang for the end of class. Everybody gathered together and talked. There were groups of people: the loud ones, the gossipy ones, the emo ones, etcetera. Some mistakes where made at that time. Ino went up to Deidara.

"Hi, you're one of the transfer students, right? Is it Deidara?"

"Yes…" Deidara was already annoyed with this girl. She sounded annoying and seemed like the type to tell everyone everything. But things got way worse when Deidara actually looked at her. "Hey! You copied me! Nobody looks like me but me!!"

"Oh, yeah?! Well…" Ino was pulled away by Sakura. "What the hell, Sakura? I was fighting that transfer student!"

"No, Ino!" Said Sakura, "I actually know one of the transfer students!"

"Really? Who?" They stopped in front of Sasori.

"This is Sasori. He's a transfer student!"

"I don't believe you know him! Prove it!" Ino wanted to know everything so she could tell everyone.

"You know me, right, Sasori-chan?"

"Yeah." Sasori answered straight-forward, "You're the bitch that almost killed me. Also, you don't have the right to call me Sasori-chan if we're not friends. Deidara will get angry, too."

Ino was shocked. "Why'd you almost kill him?! He's hot!!"

"It was a mission! I had…" Sakura explained to Ino why she put Sasori in a near death experience while Sasori noticed something. He saw that Deidara had heard everything that had just been said. Then he attacked.

"You bitches! You almost killed Sasori-chan! You called him Sasori-chan!"

Ino returned fire: "It's the other one! Class is about to start, so tomorrow will be when we fight! Don't you not come!" When this was all going on, Hidan was getting into trouble of his own.

The bell rang for class to end. Itachi and Sasuke were arguing, so Hidan sat in his desk being bored. Sai wanted to make friends with the transfers, so he went up to Hidan.

"Hello."

"What the hell do you want?" Hidan asked as he looked up at the ever-smiling Sai before him.

"I hoped we could be friends. I'm Sai. You are Hidan, right?"

"I don't make friends."

"Yes, you have to earn them."

"That's the worst saying I've ever heard."

"That's not a very nice thing to say."

"That's the point!"

"It's still not nice." The bell rang for class to begin again. Sai went back to his seat, and Hidan thought up some plans. 'I have to win against him! He was lucky winning today! But, tomorrow will be another story!'

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Wow, this is a long chapter! Lol, I just love Sai : )…

Next time in: 'Deidara's Kitty': 'The Battle':

-Deidara and Ino fight!

-Sai and Hidan fight!

See you next time! –Babs McGoogle