Trying: The Musical

By

TheOCRayne15

Part Nine

Author's Notes: This is going to be a three-parter with no one singing the song just having it play within the story….These next three parts is the finale…..

Alison D. has never been more cocky has life has gone great being a retired Gambler to a morning show host. So she played the intro to her show…

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars, no handlebars

Look at me, look at me
Hands in the air like it's good to be
Alive and I'm a famous rapper
Even when the paths are all crookedly

I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together

"This is the Football season and this is Don't Gamble on the truth. I'm Alyson D. now before I start my podcast I want you to know that the title means what I say is the truth and don't bet against me. Now please if you disagree, using the word Bitch will not be considered insulting because you are calling me by my middle name.

We're talking about the Football season and some of you have this insane idea that the Jets will advance against the Chiefs. The Chiefs have been consistently mediocre for years but the Jets have just been bad and New York you can't blame Mark Sanchez anymore. He's the Eagles problem and the Chiefs just choke, so in conclusion the Jets will be gone. Who disagrees with me?" Alyson asked and the Caller talked about how the Jets have a winning record this year while the Chiefs lost to them in the regular season.

"Okay the purpose of the regular season is to see who goes to Super Bowl but when the postseason begins what you did between September through December means nothing. Jets have Michael Vick and he's like a freshman virgin who couldn't hit that spot on a girl with Yahoo maps. Believe me that's why I'm gay because I could and done that with my girlfriend. Now if you think they could win...What drugs are you taking? Are they legal? I hate you now because you wasted two minutes of air time and I could be talking to intelligent callers. Next caller my brain cells are melting from your question all ready." Alyson said and then fifteen more calls annoyed Alyson even further as she took a break. She waves at her girlfriend Emily and let's her in.

"Babe I know it's your 11 month sobriety from gambling, you do realize that people will find out who you are? Where you live? And please stop talking about our sex life on the air. You're acting like a frat boy." Emily told and Alyson responded, "First off fraternity boys don't have this..."Alyson stripped her dress off and bra to show her tits. "I have a twitter account they know who I am." Emily lean over and gave Alyson a kiss then Alyson's hair was pulled by Emily. Alison let her Werecat show and Emily kissed her neck...

Why was Emily so relaxed?