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Chapter 9- The walls have eyes and bad breathe
Alright, I know the title is slightly creepy and slightly funny but you'll get the idea behind it. I hope. Anyways, moving onto Chris and Rebecca in the kitchen. Moving back they watch as this zombie comes at them but suddenly it stops. As the two wonder what's going on the zombie looks over at the wall as if it sees something. Before they can talk a single step forward it suddenly says.
"Corn oil is made from corn, olive oil comes from olives, so what is Baby Oil made of?" As the zombie ponders over this two more zombies get up and go over to help it.
Feeling confused Rebecca and Chris slowly walks over to the door. Once they get to the top does Chris turns to Rebecca and asks.
"What is Baby Oil made of?" He has a dorky look on his face...he seems to only know that one look.
With a sigh Rebecca simply says, "Babies Chris. They make it using babies."
As she walks away Chris walks behind her with a horrified look. Okay, moving on to...Wesker.
Somewhere in the Mansion
Okay we don't know where he is seeing as how you NEVER see him. Only like maybe once or twice but that's it. Anyways, walking around Wesker takes out his black book titled: The BIG black book of Evil.
"Let's see...1- Bring the idiots here. Check. 2- Make sure that the hair is perfect. Check. 3- Make a better list." He then puts the book away and continues on his way.
Walking in the direction of the medical room Wesker hears little voices chanting: "EVIL FANG!"
Slowly walking over he sees the little cult surrounding this guy about 5'10", black hair (short spiked), green eyes, and looks kind of confused. As Wesker watches this he wonders how in good monkey's name he got here.
Outside the Medical Room
Looking confused as to what's going on, Evil Fang just watches as the little cult continues to jump up and down chanting his name. The moment he takes a step forward do the mice mimic him. Turning around he heads for the nearest exit only to have the mice follow him. Doing the exact same thing he does. Walk the way he walks. Soon Evil Fang turns and...
"Will you leave me alone!" He yells at them only to have them kind of smile at him...not sure.
Anyways, they look at him and then start to bow. "Oh, master! We must follow you where ever you go!" One of them says in a very creepy and disturbing voice.
Not bothering to say anything Evil Fang continues on his way. Now if you look in the back you can see that several of the mice are looking at him oddly. In fact they are whispering to each other and holding forks and knives in their tiny hands. While they conspire against their new leader we'll go and check on someone else.
Sitting Room
While all that was happening Barry is now trapped in this room forever. And something tells me he doesn't care, just as long as he has his shotgun he's happy. Minutes later he soon looks around and wonders what's going on. Walking over to the door Barry soon sees that there is something blocking the way.
"What the...?" He stares at it with a dumbfounded look.
Turning around he walks over to the fire place and for some reason he walks over to it and starts to climb the inside of it. Well while he does this lets go and see what someone else is doing.
Cell- Yes I know stupid name
Sitting on the bed Jill looks around waiting for something interesting to happen, which it more or less won't. I mean she's in a small room with a door that'll only open if there is an emergence and then there's the door with an attitude problem. But suddenly she jumps up and...
"Hey there, what do you care, if I'm shy or if I'm high? I just want to do my thing as I shack my hand in the air!" (A/N: I made that up right on the spot.) Right after she yells this she does this really weird dance routine.
Soon Wesker appears out of nowhere and looks at her. "What in God's name are you doing?"
Letting out this unbearable high pitch scream she turns around and faces Wesker. Who I might add is on the ground in pain. "How did you do that!"
He looks up at her, "What?"
"I said: How did you do that?"
"What?"
Okay, this I'm afraid will go on like this forever. So we'll go and see what the two authors and Richard are doing.
Outside Plant 42's Room
As the three of them look at the door leading to the other room not one of them is willing to go in. Though I think if has to do with the man/women eating plant.
"Hey Richard, why don't you go in." Derec says to Richard as he backs up.
Looking pissed Richard says, "Like hell I am!" Soon the two sissy boys look at Sam who then glares at them.
Minutes Later...
Inside Plant 42's Room
Looking around Sam slowly walks further into the room waiting for the plant to show up and most likely grab her. But several minutes go by and the plant has yet to show itself. Thinking that it's gone out for tea or something else she heads back to the door she got pushed out of. But Panic sets in when she finds that it's locked.
Kicking the door she says, "Great."
Turning around she heads for the other door that she knows will be unlocked. But she soon stops at the sound of disco music. Turning around she sees the plant slowly come down from the ceiling and one of its tentacles shoot over at her. Now becoming freaked out the center of the PMSing plant opens up to show Sam that it has thousands of little tiny teeth.
"HOLY PUNK MONK!" She yells as it squeezes her like a grape.
While this is happening lets see what the other two weirdo's are up too.
Outside Plant 42's Room- Again
While Richard and Derec waited outside the door, they looked around not really knowing what to do. I mean there's very little to do. Walking out into that room…not really sure what to call it. Anyways, once outside does Derec decided to check out the little hallway where you get the key from. Guess he's never played the game before. Cause seconds later he come running back with several bees behind him.
Now if you listen closely to the bees you might hear them say, "Ah, come on! All I want to do is bee you're friend!"
Once Richard sees this he too joins Derec in his fit of screaming and running like a freak out the door. As soon as they exit the room they hear two to three shoots. Not thinking, which they do naturally, they walk over and guess what…they find Wesker.
"Hey Wesker!" Richard yells only to have his cry go unanswered.
Feeling frustrated Richard and Derec walk over to Wesker and lightly tap him on the shoulder. With a very girlish scream Wesker spins around and…
"What the hell do you two want!" Guess he doesn't realize that Derec's not apart of his team.
"Just to say hey Wesker." Richard calmly states.
And just like before Wesker replies with, "What?"
Looking back at Richard and Derec you can see they're having one of those sweat drop moments.
Okay, I'm stopping here why? Cause I'm hungry. So please leave a review and tell me what you thought of this story. Ciao!
