Suddenly Jack ran in and said "Baka! Nani minikui are you henjins kawaii?" And then he saw that Sakura was swordfighting with naked men (A?N: LOL NO NOT LIEK THAET U PERVS!) (A?N: HO BTW I SEAPK LTOS OF DFIRFENT LGNAUGAES! !) and said "Ach! Nani des ka getung spricht la banane?"
"Je suis un sandwiche," replied the third naked man.
"Ego sum abbas cucaniensis!" declared Sakura eloquently before attacking.
"Ich bin eine kleine nachtmusik!" The man screamed back.
The swords clashed so violently that sparks came flying forth from the metal. As good a swordsman as was Sakura, she lacked one advantage of Jack's: not protected by magic, her sword soon shattered into a thousand tiny fragments. She cried out to Jack:
"Watashi no sweorda nicht-habbe! Hilfe pomme de terre!"
Suddenly one of the men narrowly cut off Sakura's bikini. While she was startled, one of the other men grabbed her and they all dragged her off.
"Merde!" cried Sakura.
"Wafna!" cried the men.
"Figaro!" cried Jack.
