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Nineth Act

CQueen: So I got off an hour early from work. Aren't you guys so glad?

Zaraki: Why does she even bother to ask?

Byakuya: And being too lazy to finish your shift is nothing to brag about either.

CQueen: We can't all become mindless, coldblooded workaholics.

General: You sure as hell would never get a place in MY army.

CQueen: And that's such a personal loss to me. Anyways, guess what, guys?

Hitsugaya: Do you suppose if we refused to talk to her she'd stop this torture?

Nemu: I doubt that.

Matsumoto: What my captain means is he's eager to hear what you have to say because he realizes you can crush him like a bug.

Hitsugaya: Don't put words in my mouth.

Matsumoto: It's for your own good!

Hitsugaya: So you say....

CQueen: Focus, people. The time for the first number is up. And since last time was all girls, with one exception, the next will be all guys with one exception too. So may I present, for the first number, a group of people I've sadly been neglecting!

**head bang and Chad appears in a Warthog costume, Ishida in a Merekat costume, and Ichigo and Orihime in lion costumes.**

[Ishida:] I can see what's happ'ning
[Chad:] (What?)
[Ishida:] And they don't have a clue!
[Chad:] (Who?)
[Ishida:] They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
Our trio's down to two
[Chad:] (Oh.)

[Ishida:] The sweet caress of twilight
There's magic everywhere
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air

[Chad and Ishida:] Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its living things

[Ichigo:] So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
She'd turn away from me

[Orihime:] He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the king I know he is
The king I see inside?

[Ishida and Chad:] Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are

[Ishida:] And if he falls in love tonight
It can be assumed
His carefree days with us are history
In short, our pal is doomed

CQueen: How cute was that, seriously?

Ishida: I suppose I should just be thankful I wasn't in the pig costume. No offense, Chad.

Chad: It's okay.

CQueen: If it makes you guys feel better I won't bother you guys again tonight.

Ichigo: You do that.

CQueen: Thanks so much for your permission, Carrot Top.

Ichigo: My hair is better than yours.

CQueen: Shut up.

Nanao: Think he hit a sore spot there.

CQueen: Hey, I've been told I could cosplay as you so he's insulting you too.

Nemu: And she's cosplayed as me too but I'm not insulted.

CQueen: With a father like yours, you're immune to insults.

Nemu: I am?

Kurotsuchi: Haven't I told you to stop talking to her!

Nemu: Sorry, Father.

CQueen: Well next up is a guy who I know next to nothing about but he seems pretty popular so I brought him in. Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you an Arrancar who need no introduction to do a little song for you.

**head bang and Grimmjow appears in Arabian clothing **

[Grimmjow]

Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place
Where the Espada Arrancars roam
Where they cut off your ear
If they don't like your face
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.

When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arrancar night

Arrancar nights
Like Arrancar days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways

Arrancar nights
'Neath Arrancar moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes

Orihime: Uh oh.

Aizen: Sweet.

Matsomoto: The guy looks like he's going to explode.

CQueen: You know, up close he's sorta girlie looking.

Isane: Wow..he's speechless.

Tosen: More like too angry and mortified for words.

Gin: Well I for one thought that was frickin hilarious.

Szayel Aporro Granz: She's even more evil than Aizen.

Ulquiorra: We should be following her, not him. As we are born of fear...and she inspires it even in him.

Aizen: Don't you even think of Mutiny or else.

Nanao: Or else what? They're more scared of CQueen than they are you.

Aizen: I'm ten times more evil and worth following than her. She's nothing but a stupid woman.

CQueen: What was that?

Aizen: You heard me.

Kyoraku: Dead Man talking.

Yachiru: Finally, something she and I can agree on. Kill the bastard good!

Byakuya: And make it last.

Yachiru: Hey, we finally agree on something.

Byakuya: For the first and last.

CQueen: So you want torture? I'll give you torture. I'll unleash upon you a horror that you will soon not forget.

Ukitake: What are you going to do to him?

CQueen: I'm going to make him do a Zac Effron.

**head bang and Aizen is onstage in school clothes on a golf course.**

CQueen: Aizen...Welcome to High School Musicale Hell.

Aizen:

Everybody's always talkin' at me
Everybody's tryin' to get in my head
I wanna listen to my own heart talkin'
I need to count on my self instead

Did you ever?
Loose yourself to get what you want
Did you ever?
Get on a ride and wanna get off
Did you ever?
Push away the ones you should've held close
Did you ever let go?
Did you ever not know?

I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am
I'll give it all I got, that is my plan
Realize on what I lost
You know you can
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on me

I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say?
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it

How will I know if there's a path worth taking?
Should I question every move I make?
The thought of lost my heart and it's breakin'
I don't wanna make the same mistake

Did you ever?
Doubt your dream will ever come true
Did you ever?
Blame the world and never blame you
I will never...
Try to live a lie again
I don't wanna win this game if I can't play it my way

I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am (Who I am)
I'll give it all I got, that is my plan (That's my plan)
Realize on what I lost
You know you can (You know you can)
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on me

I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say?
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it

Oh...Hold up
Give me room to think
Bringin' it on down
Gotta work on my swing
Gotta do my own thing
Oh...Hold up

It's no good at all
To see yourself and not recognize your face
Out on my own, it's such a scary place (Ooh)

The answers are all inside of me
All I gotta do is believe

I'm not gonna stop
Not gonna stop 'til I get my shot
That's who I am, that is my plan
Will I end up on top?
You can bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
You can bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on me

I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say?
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
You can bet on me

Grimmjow: Okay...she's our new leader.

**other Arrancars nod frantically in agreement**

Nel: Now that's impressive..and very scary.

CQueen: Anyone else wanna mess with me tonight?

**Everyone shakes their heads rapidly**

CQueen: Good.

**curtain closes**